Cinder'sonly traitsare eviland sexyRenora gettogetherwith nobuild-upThis is justan AU theauthorwishes wascanonRuby's a naivechild who'soptimism mustbe correctedSTRlovetriangleTakes placeentirely atBeacon as ifthat wouldn'tget boringThrows outthe entiremaidens andrelics plotQrow'salcoholismis coolactuallyYang ishypersexualNoqueerrepFights aredeterminedby powerlevelsMorality ofkilling villainsgoesunquestionedRoman andNeo are asimportant asTeam RWBYfor somereasonOscardoesn'texistQrow isRuby'sdadThis is justthe author'spowerfantasyWatts and Tyrianare sympatheticinstead of entitledassholes, ignoringthe point of theircharactersIronwood'sMilitarismis coolactually[Malecharacter]is now theleadIt's Blake'sresponsibilityto fix AdamOzpin'sleadershipgoesunchallengedGrimdarkthemes thatdon't fit theseriesJaune isskilled andpopular fromthe startBlakewasn'tabusedactuallyCinder'sonly traitsare eviland sexyRenora gettogetherwith nobuild-upThis is justan AU theauthorwishes wascanonRuby's a naivechild who'soptimism mustbe correctedSTRlovetriangleTakes placeentirely atBeacon as ifthat wouldn'tget boringThrows outthe entiremaidens andrelics plotQrow'salcoholismis coolactuallyYang ishypersexualNoqueerrepFights aredeterminedby powerlevelsMorality ofkilling villainsgoesunquestionedRoman andNeo are asimportant asTeam RWBYfor somereasonOscardoesn'texistQrow isRuby'sdadThis is justthe author'spowerfantasyWatts and Tyrianare sympatheticinstead of entitledassholes, ignoringthe point of theircharactersIronwood'sMilitarismis coolactually[Malecharacter]is now theleadIt's Blake'sresponsibilityto fix AdamOzpin'sleadershipgoesunchallengedGrimdarkthemes thatdon't fit theseriesJaune isskilled andpopular fromthe startBlakewasn'tabusedactually

Terrible RWBY Rewrite - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Cinder's only traits are evil and sexy
  2. Renora get together with no build-up
  3. This is just an AU the author wishes was canon
  4. Ruby's a naive child who's optimism must be corrected
  5. STR love triangle
  6. Takes place entirely at Beacon as if that wouldn't get boring
  7. Throws out the entire maidens and relics plot
  8. Qrow's alcoholism is cool actually
  9. Yang is hypersexual
  10. No queer rep
  11. Fights are determined by power levels
  12. Morality of killing villains goes unquestioned
  13. Roman and Neo are as important as Team RWBY for some reason
  14. Oscar doesn't exist
  15. Qrow is Ruby's dad
  16. This is just the author's power fantasy
  17. Watts and Tyrian are sympathetic instead of entitled assholes, ignoring the point of their characters
  18. Ironwood's Militarism is cool actually
  19. [Male character] is now the lead
  20. It's Blake's responsibility to fix Adam
  21. Ozpin's leadership goes unchallenged
  22. Grimdark themes that don't fit the series
  23. Jaune is skilled and popular from the start
  24. Blake wasn't abused actually