I need anImodiumbecause Ican't hold in mylove for you.If you give aFord FiestaAdderall, willit turn intoFord Focus?Where does apharmacist goon a vacation?To the StatinIsland.My pet poodleloves to ridebikes. He isout dog-xy-cyclin now.What do pigsapply on theirskin wounds?Antibioticoink-ments.I am aspirin-g to be apharmacistsomeday.Is it me or isthere aninteractionbetween us?Should Itell asodiumjoke? NaI bought theonly pack oflaxatives left atthe pharmacy.I'm so relieved.Why don't yogurtand medicine getalong? One isprobiotic and theother is antibiotic.Which bodyof water sellsdrugs? ThePharma-sea.BetaBlockers...makes me"LOL"Somethingsare betterleftNSAIDS.Are you abox of BDpen needles?Because youare ultra-fine.What did thealien doctor sayto the spaceship? It's time toget your boostershot.I don't findmedicine punsfunny anymoresince I begansuffering from anirony deficiency.Do you havean inhaler?You took mybreath away.I've beenfeeling verylazy lately. Ithink I shouldtry-cyclin.What is apharmacystudent fromItaly favoriteantibiotic?Amox-Sicily-n.What is apharmacytechnician'sfavoritebeverage?Cough-ee.Why did thepharmacytechnicians tiptoed inthe pharmacy? Theydidn't want to wakeup the sleeping pills.The pharmacy isalways crowdedduringHalloween. It's thetime wheneveryone startscoffin.My diabetic friend isgreat at puns andone-liners becausehe has pun-creaticdisease.What do youcall frozenIbuprofen?A chill pill.I need anImodiumbecause Ican't hold in mylove for you.If you give aFord FiestaAdderall, willit turn intoFord Focus?Where does apharmacist goon a vacation?To the StatinIsland.My pet poodleloves to ridebikes. He isout dog-xy-cyclin now.What do pigsapply on theirskin wounds?Antibioticoink-ments.I am aspirin-g to be apharmacistsomeday.Is it me or isthere aninteractionbetween us?Should Itell asodiumjoke? NaI bought theonly pack oflaxatives left atthe pharmacy.I'm so relieved.Why don't yogurtand medicine getalong? One isprobiotic and theother is antibiotic.Which bodyof water sellsdrugs? ThePharma-sea.BetaBlockers...makes me"LOL"Somethingsare betterleftNSAIDS.Are you abox of BDpen needles?Because youare ultra-fine.What did thealien doctor sayto the spaceship? It's time toget your boostershot.I don't findmedicine punsfunny anymoresince I begansuffering from anirony deficiency.Do you havean inhaler?You took mybreath away.I've beenfeeling verylazy lately. Ithink I shouldtry-cyclin.What is apharmacystudent fromItaly favoriteantibiotic?Amox-Sicily-n.What is apharmacytechnician'sfavoritebeverage?Cough-ee.Why did thepharmacytechnicians tiptoed inthe pharmacy? Theydidn't want to wakeup the sleeping pills.The pharmacy isalways crowdedduringHalloween. It's thetime wheneveryone startscoffin.My diabetic friend isgreat at puns andone-liners becausehe has pun-creaticdisease.What do youcall frozenIbuprofen?A chill pill.

Pharmacy week - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
  2. E-If you give a Ford Fiesta Adderall, will it turn into Ford Focus?
  3. K-Where does a pharmacist go on a vacation? To the Statin Island.
  4. O-My pet poodle loves to ride bikes. He is out dog-xy-cyclin now.
  5. E-What do pigs apply on their skin wounds? Antibiotic oink-ments.
  6. O-I am aspirin-g to be a pharmacist someday.
  7. E-Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
  8. K-Should I tell a sodium joke? Na
  9. K-I bought the only pack of laxatives left at the pharmacy. I'm so relieved.
  10. S-Why don't yogurt and medicine get along? One is probiotic and the other is antibiotic.
  11. O-Which body of water sells drugs? The Pharma-sea.
  12. J-Beta Blockers... makes me "LOL"
  13. O-Somethings are better left NSAIDS.
  14. S-Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
  15. J-What did the alien doctor say to the space ship? It's time to get your booster shot.
  16. K-I don't find medicine puns funny anymore since I began suffering from an irony deficiency.
  17. J-Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
  18. E-I've been feeling very lazy lately. I think I should try-cyclin.
  19. S-What is a pharmacy student from Italy favorite antibiotic? Amox-Sicily-n.
  20. S-What is a pharmacy technician's favorite beverage? Cough-ee.
  21. J-Why did the pharmacy technicians tiptoed in the pharmacy? They didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
  22. J-The pharmacy is always crowded during Halloween. It's the time when everyone starts coffin.
  23. S-My diabetic friend is great at puns and one-liners because he has pun-creatic disease.
  24. E-What do you call frozen Ibuprofen? A chill pill.