I am aspirin-g to be apharmacistsomeday.Why did thepharmacytechnicians tiptoed inthe pharmacy? Theydidn't want to wakeup the sleeping pills.My diabetic friend isgreat at puns andone-liners becausehe has pun-creaticdisease.Where does apharmacist goon a vacation?To the StatinIsland.What did thealien doctor sayto the spaceship? It's time toget your boostershot.Is it me or isthere aninteractionbetween us?I need anImodiumbecause Ican't hold in mylove for you.Why don't yogurtand medicine getalong? One isprobiotic and theother is antibiotic.If you give aFord FiestaAdderall, willit turn intoFord Focus?Do you havean inhaler?You took mybreath away.What do youcall frozenIbuprofen?A chill pill.I bought theonly pack oflaxatives left atthe pharmacy.I'm so relieved.What is apharmacystudent fromItaly favoriteantibiotic?Amox-Sicily-n.Which bodyof water sellsdrugs? ThePharma-sea.What is apharmacytechnician'sfavoritebeverage?Cough-ee.The pharmacy isalways crowdedduringHalloween. It's thetime wheneveryone startscoffin.I don't findmedicine punsfunny anymoresince I begansuffering from anirony deficiency.My pet poodleloves to ridebikes. He isout dog-xy-cyclin now.I've beenfeeling verylazy lately. Ithink I shouldtry-cyclin.BetaBlockers...makes me"LOL"Are you abox of BDpen needles?Because youare ultra-fine.Should Itell asodiumjoke? NaWhat do pigsapply on theirskin wounds?Antibioticoink-ments.Somethingsare betterleftNSAIDS.I am aspirin-g to be apharmacistsomeday.Why did thepharmacytechnicians tiptoed inthe pharmacy? Theydidn't want to wakeup the sleeping pills.My diabetic friend isgreat at puns andone-liners becausehe has pun-creaticdisease.Where does apharmacist goon a vacation?To the StatinIsland.What did thealien doctor sayto the spaceship? It's time toget your boostershot.Is it me or isthere aninteractionbetween us?I need anImodiumbecause Ican't hold in mylove for you.Why don't yogurtand medicine getalong? One isprobiotic and theother is antibiotic.If you give aFord FiestaAdderall, willit turn intoFord Focus?Do you havean inhaler?You took mybreath away.What do youcall frozenIbuprofen?A chill pill.I bought theonly pack oflaxatives left atthe pharmacy.I'm so relieved.What is apharmacystudent fromItaly favoriteantibiotic?Amox-Sicily-n.Which bodyof water sellsdrugs? ThePharma-sea.What is apharmacytechnician'sfavoritebeverage?Cough-ee.The pharmacy isalways crowdedduringHalloween. It's thetime wheneveryone startscoffin.I don't findmedicine punsfunny anymoresince I begansuffering from anirony deficiency.My pet poodleloves to ridebikes. He isout dog-xy-cyclin now.I've beenfeeling verylazy lately. Ithink I shouldtry-cyclin.BetaBlockers...makes me"LOL"Are you abox of BDpen needles?Because youare ultra-fine.Should Itell asodiumjoke? NaWhat do pigsapply on theirskin wounds?Antibioticoink-ments.Somethingsare betterleftNSAIDS.

Pharmacy week - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-I am aspirin-g to be a pharmacist someday.
  2. J-Why did the pharmacy technicians tiptoed in the pharmacy? They didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
  3. S-My diabetic friend is great at puns and one-liners because he has pun-creatic disease.
  4. K-Where does a pharmacist go on a vacation? To the Statin Island.
  5. J-What did the alien doctor say to the space ship? It's time to get your booster shot.
  6. E-Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
  7. O-I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
  8. S-Why don't yogurt and medicine get along? One is probiotic and the other is antibiotic.
  9. E-If you give a Ford Fiesta Adderall, will it turn into Ford Focus?
  10. J-Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
  11. E-What do you call frozen Ibuprofen? A chill pill.
  12. K-I bought the only pack of laxatives left at the pharmacy. I'm so relieved.
  13. S-What is a pharmacy student from Italy favorite antibiotic? Amox-Sicily-n.
  14. O-Which body of water sells drugs? The Pharma-sea.
  15. S-What is a pharmacy technician's favorite beverage? Cough-ee.
  16. J-The pharmacy is always crowded during Halloween. It's the time when everyone starts coffin.
  17. K-I don't find medicine puns funny anymore since I began suffering from an irony deficiency.
  18. O-My pet poodle loves to ride bikes. He is out dog-xy-cyclin now.
  19. E-I've been feeling very lazy lately. I think I should try-cyclin.
  20. J-Beta Blockers... makes me "LOL"
  21. S-Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
  22. K-Should I tell a sodium joke? Na
  23. E-What do pigs apply on their skin wounds? Antibiotic oink-ments.
  24. O-Somethings are better left NSAIDS.