What do youcall frozenIbuprofen?A chill pill.My diabetic friend isgreat at puns andone-liners becausehe has pun-creaticdisease.What do pigsapply on theirskin wounds?Antibioticoink-ments.Is it me or isthere aninteractionbetween us?I've beenfeeling verylazy lately. Ithink I shouldtry-cyclin.My pet poodleloves to ridebikes. He isout dog-xy-cyclin now.Should Itell asodiumjoke? NaThe pharmacy isalways crowdedduringHalloween. It's thetime wheneveryone startscoffin.Why don't yogurtand medicine getalong? One isprobiotic and theother is antibiotic.Where does apharmacist goon a vacation?To the StatinIsland.Which bodyof water sellsdrugs? ThePharma-sea.Somethingsare betterleftNSAIDS.Do you havean inhaler?You took mybreath away.What is apharmacytechnician'sfavoritebeverage?Cough-ee.What is apharmacystudent fromItaly favoriteantibiotic?Amox-Sicily-n.If you give aFord FiestaAdderall, willit turn intoFord Focus?I need anImodiumbecause Ican't hold in mylove for you.Why did thepharmacytechnicians tiptoed inthe pharmacy? Theydidn't want to wakeup the sleeping pills.What did thealien doctor sayto the spaceship? It's time toget your boostershot.I don't findmedicine punsfunny anymoresince I begansuffering from anirony deficiency.I am aspirin-g to be apharmacistsomeday.I bought theonly pack oflaxatives left atthe pharmacy.I'm so relieved.BetaBlockers...makes me"LOL"Are you abox of BDpen needles?Because youare ultra-fine.What do youcall frozenIbuprofen?A chill pill.My diabetic friend isgreat at puns andone-liners becausehe has pun-creaticdisease.What do pigsapply on theirskin wounds?Antibioticoink-ments.Is it me or isthere aninteractionbetween us?I've beenfeeling verylazy lately. Ithink I shouldtry-cyclin.My pet poodleloves to ridebikes. He isout dog-xy-cyclin now.Should Itell asodiumjoke? NaThe pharmacy isalways crowdedduringHalloween. It's thetime wheneveryone startscoffin.Why don't yogurtand medicine getalong? One isprobiotic and theother is antibiotic.Where does apharmacist goon a vacation?To the StatinIsland.Which bodyof water sellsdrugs? ThePharma-sea.Somethingsare betterleftNSAIDS.Do you havean inhaler?You took mybreath away.What is apharmacytechnician'sfavoritebeverage?Cough-ee.What is apharmacystudent fromItaly favoriteantibiotic?Amox-Sicily-n.If you give aFord FiestaAdderall, willit turn intoFord Focus?I need anImodiumbecause Ican't hold in mylove for you.Why did thepharmacytechnicians tiptoed inthe pharmacy? Theydidn't want to wakeup the sleeping pills.What did thealien doctor sayto the spaceship? It's time toget your boostershot.I don't findmedicine punsfunny anymoresince I begansuffering from anirony deficiency.I am aspirin-g to be apharmacistsomeday.I bought theonly pack oflaxatives left atthe pharmacy.I'm so relieved.BetaBlockers...makes me"LOL"Are you abox of BDpen needles?Because youare ultra-fine.

Pharmacy week - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. E-What do you call frozen Ibuprofen? A chill pill.
  2. S-My diabetic friend is great at puns and one-liners because he has pun-creatic disease.
  3. E-What do pigs apply on their skin wounds? Antibiotic oink-ments.
  4. E-Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
  5. E-I've been feeling very lazy lately. I think I should try-cyclin.
  6. O-My pet poodle loves to ride bikes. He is out dog-xy-cyclin now.
  7. K-Should I tell a sodium joke? Na
  8. J-The pharmacy is always crowded during Halloween. It's the time when everyone starts coffin.
  9. S-Why don't yogurt and medicine get along? One is probiotic and the other is antibiotic.
  10. K-Where does a pharmacist go on a vacation? To the Statin Island.
  11. O-Which body of water sells drugs? The Pharma-sea.
  12. O-Somethings are better left NSAIDS.
  13. J-Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
  14. S-What is a pharmacy technician's favorite beverage? Cough-ee.
  15. S-What is a pharmacy student from Italy favorite antibiotic? Amox-Sicily-n.
  16. E-If you give a Ford Fiesta Adderall, will it turn into Ford Focus?
  17. O-I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
  18. J-Why did the pharmacy technicians tiptoed in the pharmacy? They didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
  19. J-What did the alien doctor say to the space ship? It's time to get your booster shot.
  20. K-I don't find medicine puns funny anymore since I began suffering from an irony deficiency.
  21. O-I am aspirin-g to be a pharmacist someday.
  22. K-I bought the only pack of laxatives left at the pharmacy. I'm so relieved.
  23. J-Beta Blockers... makes me "LOL"
  24. S-Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.