Is it me or isthere aninteractionbetween us?Do you havean inhaler?You took mybreath away.Which bodyof water sellsdrugs? ThePharma-sea.Somethingsare betterleftNSAIDS.Where does apharmacist goon a vacation?To the StatinIsland.What is apharmacytechnician'sfavoritebeverage?Cough-ee.Should Itell asodiumjoke? NaI need anImodiumbecause Ican't hold in mylove for you.Are you abox of BDpen needles?Because youare ultra-fine.What do youcall frozenIbuprofen?A chill pill.I bought theonly pack oflaxatives left atthe pharmacy.I'm so relieved.I am aspirin-g to be apharmacistsomeday.What do pigsapply on theirskin wounds?Antibioticoink-ments.My diabetic friend isgreat at puns andone-liners becausehe has pun-creaticdisease.BetaBlockers...makes me"LOL"I don't findmedicine punsfunny anymoresince I begansuffering from anirony deficiency.Why don't yogurtand medicine getalong? One isprobiotic and theother is antibiotic.I've beenfeeling verylazy lately. Ithink I shouldtry-cyclin.My pet poodleloves to ridebikes. He isout dog-xy-cyclin now.The pharmacy isalways crowdedduringHalloween. It's thetime wheneveryone startscoffin.If you give aFord FiestaAdderall, willit turn intoFord Focus?What did thealien doctor sayto the spaceship? It's time toget your boostershot.Why did thepharmacytechnicians tiptoed inthe pharmacy? Theydidn't want to wakeup the sleeping pills.What is apharmacystudent fromItaly favoriteantibiotic?Amox-Sicily-n.Is it me or isthere aninteractionbetween us?Do you havean inhaler?You took mybreath away.Which bodyof water sellsdrugs? ThePharma-sea.Somethingsare betterleftNSAIDS.Where does apharmacist goon a vacation?To the StatinIsland.What is apharmacytechnician'sfavoritebeverage?Cough-ee.Should Itell asodiumjoke? NaI need anImodiumbecause Ican't hold in mylove for you.Are you abox of BDpen needles?Because youare ultra-fine.What do youcall frozenIbuprofen?A chill pill.I bought theonly pack oflaxatives left atthe pharmacy.I'm so relieved.I am aspirin-g to be apharmacistsomeday.What do pigsapply on theirskin wounds?Antibioticoink-ments.My diabetic friend isgreat at puns andone-liners becausehe has pun-creaticdisease.BetaBlockers...makes me"LOL"I don't findmedicine punsfunny anymoresince I begansuffering from anirony deficiency.Why don't yogurtand medicine getalong? One isprobiotic and theother is antibiotic.I've beenfeeling verylazy lately. Ithink I shouldtry-cyclin.My pet poodleloves to ridebikes. He isout dog-xy-cyclin now.The pharmacy isalways crowdedduringHalloween. It's thetime wheneveryone startscoffin.If you give aFord FiestaAdderall, willit turn intoFord Focus?What did thealien doctor sayto the spaceship? It's time toget your boostershot.Why did thepharmacytechnicians tiptoed inthe pharmacy? Theydidn't want to wakeup the sleeping pills.What is apharmacystudent fromItaly favoriteantibiotic?Amox-Sicily-n.

Pharmacy week - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. E-Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
  2. J-Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
  3. O-Which body of water sells drugs? The Pharma-sea.
  4. O-Somethings are better left NSAIDS.
  5. K-Where does a pharmacist go on a vacation? To the Statin Island.
  6. S-What is a pharmacy technician's favorite beverage? Cough-ee.
  7. K-Should I tell a sodium joke? Na
  8. O-I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
  9. S-Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
  10. E-What do you call frozen Ibuprofen? A chill pill.
  11. K-I bought the only pack of laxatives left at the pharmacy. I'm so relieved.
  12. O-I am aspirin-g to be a pharmacist someday.
  13. E-What do pigs apply on their skin wounds? Antibiotic oink-ments.
  14. S-My diabetic friend is great at puns and one-liners because he has pun-creatic disease.
  15. J-Beta Blockers... makes me "LOL"
  16. K-I don't find medicine puns funny anymore since I began suffering from an irony deficiency.
  17. S-Why don't yogurt and medicine get along? One is probiotic and the other is antibiotic.
  18. E-I've been feeling very lazy lately. I think I should try-cyclin.
  19. O-My pet poodle loves to ride bikes. He is out dog-xy-cyclin now.
  20. J-The pharmacy is always crowded during Halloween. It's the time when everyone starts coffin.
  21. E-If you give a Ford Fiesta Adderall, will it turn into Ford Focus?
  22. J-What did the alien doctor say to the space ship? It's time to get your booster shot.
  23. J-Why did the pharmacy technicians tiptoed in the pharmacy? They didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
  24. S-What is a pharmacy student from Italy favorite antibiotic? Amox-Sicily-n.