Are you abox of BDpen needles?Because youare ultra-fine.Why did thepharmacytechnicians tiptoed inthe pharmacy? Theydidn't want to wakeup the sleeping pills.Somethingsare betterleftNSAIDS.I need anImodiumbecause Ican't hold in mylove for you.Do you havean inhaler?You took mybreath away.I've beenfeeling verylazy lately. Ithink I shouldtry-cyclin.BetaBlockers...makes me"LOL"What is apharmacytechnician'sfavoritebeverage?Cough-ee.What do pigsapply on theirskin wounds?Antibioticoink-ments.What is apharmacystudent fromItaly favoriteantibiotic?Amox-Sicily-n.Which bodyof water sellsdrugs? ThePharma-sea.My diabetic friend isgreat at puns andone-liners becausehe has pun-creaticdisease.I bought theonly pack oflaxatives left atthe pharmacy.I'm so relieved.My pet poodleloves to ridebikes. He isout dog-xy-cyclin now.Should Itell asodiumjoke? NaIf you give aFord FiestaAdderall, willit turn intoFord Focus?What do youcall frozenIbuprofen?A chill pill.Is it me or isthere aninteractionbetween us?What did thealien doctor sayto the spaceship? It's time toget your boostershot.Why don't yogurtand medicine getalong? One isprobiotic and theother is antibiotic.Where does apharmacist goon a vacation?To the StatinIsland.I am aspirin-g to be apharmacistsomeday.I don't findmedicine punsfunny anymoresince I begansuffering from anirony deficiency.The pharmacy isalways crowdedduringHalloween. It's thetime wheneveryone startscoffin.Are you abox of BDpen needles?Because youare ultra-fine.Why did thepharmacytechnicians tiptoed inthe pharmacy? Theydidn't want to wakeup the sleeping pills.Somethingsare betterleftNSAIDS.I need anImodiumbecause Ican't hold in mylove for you.Do you havean inhaler?You took mybreath away.I've beenfeeling verylazy lately. Ithink I shouldtry-cyclin.BetaBlockers...makes me"LOL"What is apharmacytechnician'sfavoritebeverage?Cough-ee.What do pigsapply on theirskin wounds?Antibioticoink-ments.What is apharmacystudent fromItaly favoriteantibiotic?Amox-Sicily-n.Which bodyof water sellsdrugs? ThePharma-sea.My diabetic friend isgreat at puns andone-liners becausehe has pun-creaticdisease.I bought theonly pack oflaxatives left atthe pharmacy.I'm so relieved.My pet poodleloves to ridebikes. He isout dog-xy-cyclin now.Should Itell asodiumjoke? NaIf you give aFord FiestaAdderall, willit turn intoFord Focus?What do youcall frozenIbuprofen?A chill pill.Is it me or isthere aninteractionbetween us?What did thealien doctor sayto the spaceship? It's time toget your boostershot.Why don't yogurtand medicine getalong? One isprobiotic and theother is antibiotic.Where does apharmacist goon a vacation?To the StatinIsland.I am aspirin-g to be apharmacistsomeday.I don't findmedicine punsfunny anymoresince I begansuffering from anirony deficiency.The pharmacy isalways crowdedduringHalloween. It's thetime wheneveryone startscoffin.

Pharmacy week - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. S-Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
  2. J-Why did the pharmacy technicians tiptoed in the pharmacy? They didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
  3. O-Somethings are better left NSAIDS.
  4. O-I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
  5. J-Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
  6. E-I've been feeling very lazy lately. I think I should try-cyclin.
  7. J-Beta Blockers... makes me "LOL"
  8. S-What is a pharmacy technician's favorite beverage? Cough-ee.
  9. E-What do pigs apply on their skin wounds? Antibiotic oink-ments.
  10. S-What is a pharmacy student from Italy favorite antibiotic? Amox-Sicily-n.
  11. O-Which body of water sells drugs? The Pharma-sea.
  12. S-My diabetic friend is great at puns and one-liners because he has pun-creatic disease.
  13. K-I bought the only pack of laxatives left at the pharmacy. I'm so relieved.
  14. O-My pet poodle loves to ride bikes. He is out dog-xy-cyclin now.
  15. K-Should I tell a sodium joke? Na
  16. E-If you give a Ford Fiesta Adderall, will it turn into Ford Focus?
  17. E-What do you call frozen Ibuprofen? A chill pill.
  18. E-Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
  19. J-What did the alien doctor say to the space ship? It's time to get your booster shot.
  20. S-Why don't yogurt and medicine get along? One is probiotic and the other is antibiotic.
  21. K-Where does a pharmacist go on a vacation? To the Statin Island.
  22. O-I am aspirin-g to be a pharmacist someday.
  23. K-I don't find medicine puns funny anymore since I began suffering from an irony deficiency.
  24. J-The pharmacy is always crowded during Halloween. It's the time when everyone starts coffin.