Are you abox of BDpen needles?Because youare ultra-fine.Should Itell asodiumjoke? NaWhere does apharmacist goon a vacation?To the StatinIsland.I am aspirin-g to be apharmacistsomeday.What is apharmacytechnician'sfavoritebeverage?Cough-ee.I bought theonly pack oflaxatives left atthe pharmacy.I'm so relieved.Which bodyof water sellsdrugs? ThePharma-sea.What do youcall frozenIbuprofen?A chill pill.If you give aFord FiestaAdderall, willit turn intoFord Focus?The pharmacy isalways crowdedduringHalloween. It's thetime wheneveryone startscoffin.I need anImodiumbecause Ican't hold in mylove for you.My pet poodleloves to ridebikes. He isout dog-xy-cyclin now.Why did thepharmacytechnicians tiptoed inthe pharmacy? Theydidn't want to wakeup the sleeping pills.What is apharmacystudent fromItaly favoriteantibiotic?Amox-Sicily-n.Why don't yogurtand medicine getalong? One isprobiotic and theother is antibiotic.Do you havean inhaler?You took mybreath away.BetaBlockers...makes me"LOL"I've beenfeeling verylazy lately. Ithink I shouldtry-cyclin.What did thealien doctor sayto the spaceship? It's time toget your boostershot.Somethingsare betterleftNSAIDS.I don't findmedicine punsfunny anymoresince I begansuffering from anirony deficiency.Is it me or isthere aninteractionbetween us?What do pigsapply on theirskin wounds?Antibioticoink-ments.My diabetic friend isgreat at puns andone-liners becausehe has pun-creaticdisease.Are you abox of BDpen needles?Because youare ultra-fine.Should Itell asodiumjoke? NaWhere does apharmacist goon a vacation?To the StatinIsland.I am aspirin-g to be apharmacistsomeday.What is apharmacytechnician'sfavoritebeverage?Cough-ee.I bought theonly pack oflaxatives left atthe pharmacy.I'm so relieved.Which bodyof water sellsdrugs? ThePharma-sea.What do youcall frozenIbuprofen?A chill pill.If you give aFord FiestaAdderall, willit turn intoFord Focus?The pharmacy isalways crowdedduringHalloween. It's thetime wheneveryone startscoffin.I need anImodiumbecause Ican't hold in mylove for you.My pet poodleloves to ridebikes. He isout dog-xy-cyclin now.Why did thepharmacytechnicians tiptoed inthe pharmacy? Theydidn't want to wakeup the sleeping pills.What is apharmacystudent fromItaly favoriteantibiotic?Amox-Sicily-n.Why don't yogurtand medicine getalong? One isprobiotic and theother is antibiotic.Do you havean inhaler?You took mybreath away.BetaBlockers...makes me"LOL"I've beenfeeling verylazy lately. Ithink I shouldtry-cyclin.What did thealien doctor sayto the spaceship? It's time toget your boostershot.Somethingsare betterleftNSAIDS.I don't findmedicine punsfunny anymoresince I begansuffering from anirony deficiency.Is it me or isthere aninteractionbetween us?What do pigsapply on theirskin wounds?Antibioticoink-ments.My diabetic friend isgreat at puns andone-liners becausehe has pun-creaticdisease.

Pharmacy week - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. S-Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
  2. K-Should I tell a sodium joke? Na
  3. K-Where does a pharmacist go on a vacation? To the Statin Island.
  4. O-I am aspirin-g to be a pharmacist someday.
  5. S-What is a pharmacy technician's favorite beverage? Cough-ee.
  6. K-I bought the only pack of laxatives left at the pharmacy. I'm so relieved.
  7. O-Which body of water sells drugs? The Pharma-sea.
  8. E-What do you call frozen Ibuprofen? A chill pill.
  9. E-If you give a Ford Fiesta Adderall, will it turn into Ford Focus?
  10. J-The pharmacy is always crowded during Halloween. It's the time when everyone starts coffin.
  11. O-I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
  12. O-My pet poodle loves to ride bikes. He is out dog-xy-cyclin now.
  13. J-Why did the pharmacy technicians tiptoed in the pharmacy? They didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
  14. S-What is a pharmacy student from Italy favorite antibiotic? Amox-Sicily-n.
  15. S-Why don't yogurt and medicine get along? One is probiotic and the other is antibiotic.
  16. J-Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
  17. J-Beta Blockers... makes me "LOL"
  18. E-I've been feeling very lazy lately. I think I should try-cyclin.
  19. J-What did the alien doctor say to the space ship? It's time to get your booster shot.
  20. O-Somethings are better left NSAIDS.
  21. K-I don't find medicine puns funny anymore since I began suffering from an irony deficiency.
  22. E-Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
  23. E-What do pigs apply on their skin wounds? Antibiotic oink-ments.
  24. S-My diabetic friend is great at puns and one-liners because he has pun-creatic disease.