eva findsher diaryin hisofficethey playrenaicirculationbecause isaid sosigcorpsquad coffindancelessgoooorob androxie drinkseparatelykan gaodoes thepriestthingsour sigcorppolycule getsabsolutelywasted andhallucinate neiltogetherapproached bymemory neil whosays 'do i reallylook like the kindof man who dies?'(yes)therecorderhas scarythings on itbig hero 6 typeepilogue of neiltrying outdifferentmachinedesignshis office chairis an ordinarychair with twoskateboardstaped onhis machine isfound post/midfuneral and theyall leave forgettingthat its an opencasketcake orderedseparatelyfrom cateringfrom specialcake placethey findhis dvdsin thedrawerhe'sclutchinghis pillshe gets acall fromhisparentseva doesnt knowhe's dead andwalks in onsigcorp doing an inmemoriam thingthey openhis cupboardand getdunked inwaterfruit punchspilt in theopencaskethis drawer isoverflowing withthe same pairs ofreflective glasses(and somethingsus at the bottom)neil wattsis theroakill thistimesomethinghiddenbehind/in theketchup bottlesis foundevadoesntshow upit glitchesout to beeva'sfuneral'nObOdYkNoWStHe ReALNeIL'they stare athisnameplateas they takeit outeva findsher diaryin hisofficethey playrenaicirculationbecause isaid sosigcorpsquad coffindancelessgoooorob androxie drinkseparatelykan gaodoes thepriestthingsour sigcorppolycule getsabsolutelywasted andhallucinate neiltogetherapproached bymemory neil whosays 'do i reallylook like the kindof man who dies?'(yes)therecorderhas scarythings on itbig hero 6 typeepilogue of neiltrying outdifferentmachinedesignshis office chairis an ordinarychair with twoskateboardstaped onhis machine isfound post/midfuneral and theyall leave forgettingthat its an opencasketcake orderedseparatelyfrom cateringfrom specialcake placethey findhis dvdsin thedrawerhe'sclutchinghis pillshe gets acall fromhisparentseva doesnt knowhe's dead andwalks in onsigcorp doing an inmemoriam thingthey openhis cupboardand getdunked inwaterfruit punchspilt in theopencaskethis drawer isoverflowing withthe same pairs ofreflective glasses(and somethingsus at the bottom)neil wattsis theroakill thistimesomethinghiddenbehind/in theketchup bottlesis foundevadoesntshow upit glitchesout to beeva'sfuneral'nObOdYkNoWStHe ReALNeIL'they stare athisnameplateas they takeit out

neil watts' funeral planner - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. eva finds her diary in his office
  2. they play renai circulation because i said so
  3. sigcorp squad coffin dance lessgoooo
  4. rob and roxie drink separately
  5. kan gao does the priest things
  6. our sigcorp polycule gets absolutely wasted and hallucinate neil together
  7. approached by memory neil who says 'do i really look like the kind of man who dies?' (yes)
  8. the recorder has scary things on it
  9. big hero 6 type epilogue of neil trying out different machine designs
  10. his office chair is an ordinary chair with two skateboards taped on
  11. his machine is found post/mid funeral and they all leave forgetting that its an open casket
  12. cake ordered separately from catering from special cake place
  13. they find his dvds in the drawer
  14. he's clutching his pills
  15. he gets a call from his parents
  16. eva doesnt know he's dead and walks in on sigcorp doing an in memoriam thing
  17. they open his cupboard and get dunked in water
  18. fruit punch spilt in the open casket
  19. his drawer is overflowing with the same pairs of reflective glasses (and something sus at the bottom)
  20. neil watts is the roakill this time
  21. something hidden behind/in the ketchup bottles is found
  22. eva doesnt show up
  23. it glitches out to be eva's funeral
  24. 'nObOdY kNoWS tHe ReAL NeIL'
  25. they stare at his nameplate as they take it out