big hero 6 typeepilogue of neiltrying outdifferentmachinedesignsneil wattsis theroakill thistimeeva findsher diaryin hisoffice'nObOdYkNoWStHe ReALNeIL'they stare athisnameplateas they takeit outour sigcorppolycule getsabsolutelywasted andhallucinate neiltogetherhis machine isfound post/midfuneral and theyall leave forgettingthat its an opencasketthey findhis dvdsin thedrawerhe gets acall fromhisparentsthey openhis cupboardand getdunked inwaterapproached bymemory neil whosays 'do i reallylook like the kindof man who dies?'(yes)therecorderhas scarythings on itkan gaodoes thepriestthingsit glitchesout to beeva'sfuneralrob androxie drinkseparatelyevadoesntshow uphe'sclutchinghis pillshis drawer isoverflowing withthe same pairs ofreflective glasses(and somethingsus at the bottom)somethinghiddenbehind/in theketchup bottlesis foundcake orderedseparatelyfrom cateringfrom specialcake placefruit punchspilt in theopencasketthey playrenaicirculationbecause isaid sosigcorpsquad coffindancelessgooooeva doesnt knowhe's dead andwalks in onsigcorp doing an inmemoriam thinghis office chairis an ordinarychair with twoskateboardstaped onbig hero 6 typeepilogue of neiltrying outdifferentmachinedesignsneil wattsis theroakill thistimeeva findsher diaryin hisoffice'nObOdYkNoWStHe ReALNeIL'they stare athisnameplateas they takeit outour sigcorppolycule getsabsolutelywasted andhallucinate neiltogetherhis machine isfound post/midfuneral and theyall leave forgettingthat its an opencasketthey findhis dvdsin thedrawerhe gets acall fromhisparentsthey openhis cupboardand getdunked inwaterapproached bymemory neil whosays 'do i reallylook like the kindof man who dies?'(yes)therecorderhas scarythings on itkan gaodoes thepriestthingsit glitchesout to beeva'sfuneralrob androxie drinkseparatelyevadoesntshow uphe'sclutchinghis pillshis drawer isoverflowing withthe same pairs ofreflective glasses(and somethingsus at the bottom)somethinghiddenbehind/in theketchup bottlesis foundcake orderedseparatelyfrom cateringfrom specialcake placefruit punchspilt in theopencasketthey playrenaicirculationbecause isaid sosigcorpsquad coffindancelessgooooeva doesnt knowhe's dead andwalks in onsigcorp doing an inmemoriam thinghis office chairis an ordinarychair with twoskateboardstaped on

neil watts' funeral planner - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. big hero 6 type epilogue of neil trying out different machine designs
  2. neil watts is the roakill this time
  3. eva finds her diary in his office
  4. 'nObOdY kNoWS tHe ReAL NeIL'
  5. they stare at his nameplate as they take it out
  6. our sigcorp polycule gets absolutely wasted and hallucinate neil together
  7. his machine is found post/mid funeral and they all leave forgetting that its an open casket
  8. they find his dvds in the drawer
  9. he gets a call from his parents
  10. they open his cupboard and get dunked in water
  11. approached by memory neil who says 'do i really look like the kind of man who dies?' (yes)
  12. the recorder has scary things on it
  13. kan gao does the priest things
  14. it glitches out to be eva's funeral
  15. rob and roxie drink separately
  16. eva doesnt show up
  17. he's clutching his pills
  18. his drawer is overflowing with the same pairs of reflective glasses (and something sus at the bottom)
  19. something hidden behind/in the ketchup bottles is found
  20. cake ordered separately from catering from special cake place
  21. fruit punch spilt in the open casket
  22. they play renai circulation because i said so
  23. sigcorp squad coffin dance lessgoooo
  24. eva doesnt know he's dead and walks in on sigcorp doing an in memoriam thing
  25. his office chair is an ordinary chair with two skateboards taped on