'nObOdYkNoWStHe ReALNeIL'they playrenaicirculationbecause isaid sohe'sclutchinghis pillsthey openhis cupboardand getdunked inwaterhe gets acall fromhisparentshis drawer isoverflowing withthe same pairs ofreflective glasses(and somethingsus at the bottom)neil wattsis theroakill thistimecake orderedseparatelyfrom cateringfrom specialcake placeevadoesntshow upbig hero 6 typeepilogue of neiltrying outdifferentmachinedesignsrob androxie drinkseparatelysomethinghiddenbehind/in theketchup bottlesis foundeva doesnt knowhe's dead andwalks in onsigcorp doing an inmemoriam thingkan gaodoes thepriestthingstherecorderhas scarythings on itour sigcorppolycule getsabsolutelywasted andhallucinate neiltogethersigcorpsquad coffindancelessgoooothey stare athisnameplateas they takeit outeva findsher diaryin hisofficehis machine isfound post/midfuneral and theyall leave forgettingthat its an opencasketit glitchesout to beeva'sfuneralapproached bymemory neil whosays 'do i reallylook like the kindof man who dies?'(yes)they findhis dvdsin thedrawerhis office chairis an ordinarychair with twoskateboardstaped onfruit punchspilt in theopencasket'nObOdYkNoWStHe ReALNeIL'they playrenaicirculationbecause isaid sohe'sclutchinghis pillsthey openhis cupboardand getdunked inwaterhe gets acall fromhisparentshis drawer isoverflowing withthe same pairs ofreflective glasses(and somethingsus at the bottom)neil wattsis theroakill thistimecake orderedseparatelyfrom cateringfrom specialcake placeevadoesntshow upbig hero 6 typeepilogue of neiltrying outdifferentmachinedesignsrob androxie drinkseparatelysomethinghiddenbehind/in theketchup bottlesis foundeva doesnt knowhe's dead andwalks in onsigcorp doing an inmemoriam thingkan gaodoes thepriestthingstherecorderhas scarythings on itour sigcorppolycule getsabsolutelywasted andhallucinate neiltogethersigcorpsquad coffindancelessgoooothey stare athisnameplateas they takeit outeva findsher diaryin hisofficehis machine isfound post/midfuneral and theyall leave forgettingthat its an opencasketit glitchesout to beeva'sfuneralapproached bymemory neil whosays 'do i reallylook like the kindof man who dies?'(yes)they findhis dvdsin thedrawerhis office chairis an ordinarychair with twoskateboardstaped onfruit punchspilt in theopencasket

neil watts' funeral planner - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. 'nObOdY kNoWS tHe ReAL NeIL'
  2. they play renai circulation because i said so
  3. he's clutching his pills
  4. they open his cupboard and get dunked in water
  5. he gets a call from his parents
  6. his drawer is overflowing with the same pairs of reflective glasses (and something sus at the bottom)
  7. neil watts is the roakill this time
  8. cake ordered separately from catering from special cake place
  9. eva doesnt show up
  10. big hero 6 type epilogue of neil trying out different machine designs
  11. rob and roxie drink separately
  12. something hidden behind/in the ketchup bottles is found
  13. eva doesnt know he's dead and walks in on sigcorp doing an in memoriam thing
  14. kan gao does the priest things
  15. the recorder has scary things on it
  16. our sigcorp polycule gets absolutely wasted and hallucinate neil together
  17. sigcorp squad coffin dance lessgoooo
  18. they stare at his nameplate as they take it out
  19. eva finds her diary in his office
  20. his machine is found post/mid funeral and they all leave forgetting that its an open casket
  21. it glitches out to be eva's funeral
  22. approached by memory neil who says 'do i really look like the kind of man who dies?' (yes)
  23. they find his dvds in the drawer
  24. his office chair is an ordinary chair with two skateboards taped on
  25. fruit punch spilt in the open casket