rob androxie drinkseparatelytherecorderhas scarythings on itneil wattsis theroakill thistimethey stare athisnameplateas they takeit outsigcorpsquad coffindancelessgooooit glitchesout to beeva'sfuneralour sigcorppolycule getsabsolutelywasted andhallucinate neiltogethereva doesnt knowhe's dead andwalks in onsigcorp doing an inmemoriam thingbig hero 6 typeepilogue of neiltrying outdifferentmachinedesignsthey openhis cupboardand getdunked inwaterhe'sclutchinghis pills'nObOdYkNoWStHe ReALNeIL'eva findsher diaryin hisofficehis office chairis an ordinarychair with twoskateboardstaped onhis drawer isoverflowing withthe same pairs ofreflective glasses(and somethingsus at the bottom)cake orderedseparatelyfrom cateringfrom specialcake placekan gaodoes thepriestthingshis machine isfound post/midfuneral and theyall leave forgettingthat its an opencasketfruit punchspilt in theopencasketthey playrenaicirculationbecause isaid soevadoesntshow upthey findhis dvdsin thedrawersomethinghiddenbehind/in theketchup bottlesis foundhe gets acall fromhisparentsapproached bymemory neil whosays 'do i reallylook like the kindof man who dies?'(yes)rob androxie drinkseparatelytherecorderhas scarythings on itneil wattsis theroakill thistimethey stare athisnameplateas they takeit outsigcorpsquad coffindancelessgooooit glitchesout to beeva'sfuneralour sigcorppolycule getsabsolutelywasted andhallucinate neiltogethereva doesnt knowhe's dead andwalks in onsigcorp doing an inmemoriam thingbig hero 6 typeepilogue of neiltrying outdifferentmachinedesignsthey openhis cupboardand getdunked inwaterhe'sclutchinghis pills'nObOdYkNoWStHe ReALNeIL'eva findsher diaryin hisofficehis office chairis an ordinarychair with twoskateboardstaped onhis drawer isoverflowing withthe same pairs ofreflective glasses(and somethingsus at the bottom)cake orderedseparatelyfrom cateringfrom specialcake placekan gaodoes thepriestthingshis machine isfound post/midfuneral and theyall leave forgettingthat its an opencasketfruit punchspilt in theopencasketthey playrenaicirculationbecause isaid soevadoesntshow upthey findhis dvdsin thedrawersomethinghiddenbehind/in theketchup bottlesis foundhe gets acall fromhisparentsapproached bymemory neil whosays 'do i reallylook like the kindof man who dies?'(yes)

neil watts' funeral planner - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. rob and roxie drink separately
  2. the recorder has scary things on it
  3. neil watts is the roakill this time
  4. they stare at his nameplate as they take it out
  5. sigcorp squad coffin dance lessgoooo
  6. it glitches out to be eva's funeral
  7. our sigcorp polycule gets absolutely wasted and hallucinate neil together
  8. eva doesnt know he's dead and walks in on sigcorp doing an in memoriam thing
  9. big hero 6 type epilogue of neil trying out different machine designs
  10. they open his cupboard and get dunked in water
  11. he's clutching his pills
  12. 'nObOdY kNoWS tHe ReAL NeIL'
  13. eva finds her diary in his office
  14. his office chair is an ordinary chair with two skateboards taped on
  15. his drawer is overflowing with the same pairs of reflective glasses (and something sus at the bottom)
  16. cake ordered separately from catering from special cake place
  17. kan gao does the priest things
  18. his machine is found post/mid funeral and they all leave forgetting that its an open casket
  19. fruit punch spilt in the open casket
  20. they play renai circulation because i said so
  21. eva doesnt show up
  22. they find his dvds in the drawer
  23. something hidden behind/in the ketchup bottles is found
  24. he gets a call from his parents
  25. approached by memory neil who says 'do i really look like the kind of man who dies?' (yes)