they stare athisnameplateas they takeit outfruit punchspilt in theopencasketthey openhis cupboardand getdunked inwaterhis drawer isoverflowing withthe same pairs ofreflective glasses(and somethingsus at the bottom)somethinghiddenbehind/in theketchup bottlesis foundevadoesntshow uphis office chairis an ordinarychair with twoskateboardstaped onbig hero 6 typeepilogue of neiltrying outdifferentmachinedesignsit glitchesout to beeva'sfuneraleva findsher diaryin hisofficeapproached bymemory neil whosays 'do i reallylook like the kindof man who dies?'(yes)his machine isfound post/midfuneral and theyall leave forgettingthat its an opencasketeva doesnt knowhe's dead andwalks in onsigcorp doing an inmemoriam thing'nObOdYkNoWStHe ReALNeIL'therecorderhas scarythings on ithe gets acall fromhisparentsneil wattsis theroakill thistimecake orderedseparatelyfrom cateringfrom specialcake placekan gaodoes thepriestthingshe'sclutchinghis pillsrob androxie drinkseparatelythey playrenaicirculationbecause isaid sosigcorpsquad coffindancelessgooooour sigcorppolycule getsabsolutelywasted andhallucinate neiltogetherthey findhis dvdsin thedrawerthey stare athisnameplateas they takeit outfruit punchspilt in theopencasketthey openhis cupboardand getdunked inwaterhis drawer isoverflowing withthe same pairs ofreflective glasses(and somethingsus at the bottom)somethinghiddenbehind/in theketchup bottlesis foundevadoesntshow uphis office chairis an ordinarychair with twoskateboardstaped onbig hero 6 typeepilogue of neiltrying outdifferentmachinedesignsit glitchesout to beeva'sfuneraleva findsher diaryin hisofficeapproached bymemory neil whosays 'do i reallylook like the kindof man who dies?'(yes)his machine isfound post/midfuneral and theyall leave forgettingthat its an opencasketeva doesnt knowhe's dead andwalks in onsigcorp doing an inmemoriam thing'nObOdYkNoWStHe ReALNeIL'therecorderhas scarythings on ithe gets acall fromhisparentsneil wattsis theroakill thistimecake orderedseparatelyfrom cateringfrom specialcake placekan gaodoes thepriestthingshe'sclutchinghis pillsrob androxie drinkseparatelythey playrenaicirculationbecause isaid sosigcorpsquad coffindancelessgooooour sigcorppolycule getsabsolutelywasted andhallucinate neiltogetherthey findhis dvdsin thedrawer

neil watts' funeral planner - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. they stare at his nameplate as they take it out
  2. fruit punch spilt in the open casket
  3. they open his cupboard and get dunked in water
  4. his drawer is overflowing with the same pairs of reflective glasses (and something sus at the bottom)
  5. something hidden behind/in the ketchup bottles is found
  6. eva doesnt show up
  7. his office chair is an ordinary chair with two skateboards taped on
  8. big hero 6 type epilogue of neil trying out different machine designs
  9. it glitches out to be eva's funeral
  10. eva finds her diary in his office
  11. approached by memory neil who says 'do i really look like the kind of man who dies?' (yes)
  12. his machine is found post/mid funeral and they all leave forgetting that its an open casket
  13. eva doesnt know he's dead and walks in on sigcorp doing an in memoriam thing
  14. 'nObOdY kNoWS tHe ReAL NeIL'
  15. the recorder has scary things on it
  16. he gets a call from his parents
  17. neil watts is the roakill this time
  18. cake ordered separately from catering from special cake place
  19. kan gao does the priest things
  20. he's clutching his pills
  21. rob and roxie drink separately
  22. they play renai circulation because i said so
  23. sigcorp squad coffin dance lessgoooo
  24. our sigcorp polycule gets absolutely wasted and hallucinate neil together
  25. they find his dvds in the drawer