they findhis dvdsin thedrawerthey openhis cupboardand getdunked inwaterhis machine isfound post/midfuneral and theyall leave forgettingthat its an opencasketbig hero 6 typeepilogue of neiltrying outdifferentmachinedesignsit glitchesout to beeva'sfuneraleva doesnt knowhe's dead andwalks in onsigcorp doing an inmemoriam thing'nObOdYkNoWStHe ReALNeIL'they stare athisnameplateas they takeit outevadoesntshow upeva findsher diaryin hisofficeneil wattsis theroakill thistimehe gets acall fromhisparentshis office chairis an ordinarychair with twoskateboardstaped onrob androxie drinkseparatelycake orderedseparatelyfrom cateringfrom specialcake placehe'sclutchinghis pillshis drawer isoverflowing withthe same pairs ofreflective glasses(and somethingsus at the bottom)approached bymemory neil whosays 'do i reallylook like the kindof man who dies?'(yes)therecorderhas scarythings on itkan gaodoes thepriestthingsour sigcorppolycule getsabsolutelywasted andhallucinate neiltogethersomethinghiddenbehind/in theketchup bottlesis foundfruit punchspilt in theopencasketsigcorpsquad coffindancelessgoooothey playrenaicirculationbecause isaid sothey findhis dvdsin thedrawerthey openhis cupboardand getdunked inwaterhis machine isfound post/midfuneral and theyall leave forgettingthat its an opencasketbig hero 6 typeepilogue of neiltrying outdifferentmachinedesignsit glitchesout to beeva'sfuneraleva doesnt knowhe's dead andwalks in onsigcorp doing an inmemoriam thing'nObOdYkNoWStHe ReALNeIL'they stare athisnameplateas they takeit outevadoesntshow upeva findsher diaryin hisofficeneil wattsis theroakill thistimehe gets acall fromhisparentshis office chairis an ordinarychair with twoskateboardstaped onrob androxie drinkseparatelycake orderedseparatelyfrom cateringfrom specialcake placehe'sclutchinghis pillshis drawer isoverflowing withthe same pairs ofreflective glasses(and somethingsus at the bottom)approached bymemory neil whosays 'do i reallylook like the kindof man who dies?'(yes)therecorderhas scarythings on itkan gaodoes thepriestthingsour sigcorppolycule getsabsolutelywasted andhallucinate neiltogethersomethinghiddenbehind/in theketchup bottlesis foundfruit punchspilt in theopencasketsigcorpsquad coffindancelessgoooothey playrenaicirculationbecause isaid so

neil watts' funeral planner - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. they find his dvds in the drawer
  2. they open his cupboard and get dunked in water
  3. his machine is found post/mid funeral and they all leave forgetting that its an open casket
  4. big hero 6 type epilogue of neil trying out different machine designs
  5. it glitches out to be eva's funeral
  6. eva doesnt know he's dead and walks in on sigcorp doing an in memoriam thing
  7. 'nObOdY kNoWS tHe ReAL NeIL'
  8. they stare at his nameplate as they take it out
  9. eva doesnt show up
  10. eva finds her diary in his office
  11. neil watts is the roakill this time
  12. he gets a call from his parents
  13. his office chair is an ordinary chair with two skateboards taped on
  14. rob and roxie drink separately
  15. cake ordered separately from catering from special cake place
  16. he's clutching his pills
  17. his drawer is overflowing with the same pairs of reflective glasses (and something sus at the bottom)
  18. approached by memory neil who says 'do i really look like the kind of man who dies?' (yes)
  19. the recorder has scary things on it
  20. kan gao does the priest things
  21. our sigcorp polycule gets absolutely wasted and hallucinate neil together
  22. something hidden behind/in the ketchup bottles is found
  23. fruit punch spilt in the open casket
  24. sigcorp squad coffin dance lessgoooo
  25. they play renai circulation because i said so