therecorderhas scarythings on itthey findhis dvdsin thedrawerkan gaodoes thepriestthingseva findsher diaryin hisofficecake orderedseparatelyfrom cateringfrom specialcake placeevadoesntshow uphis drawer isoverflowing withthe same pairs ofreflective glasses(and somethingsus at the bottom)eva doesnt knowhe's dead andwalks in onsigcorp doing an inmemoriam thing'nObOdYkNoWStHe ReALNeIL'his machine isfound post/midfuneral and theyall leave forgettingthat its an opencaskethe gets acall fromhisparentsapproached bymemory neil whosays 'do i reallylook like the kindof man who dies?'(yes)our sigcorppolycule getsabsolutelywasted andhallucinate neiltogetherfruit punchspilt in theopencasketthey openhis cupboardand getdunked inwaterrob androxie drinkseparatelythey stare athisnameplateas they takeit outneil wattsis theroakill thistimethey playrenaicirculationbecause isaid soit glitchesout to beeva'sfuneralhe'sclutchinghis pillssomethinghiddenbehind/in theketchup bottlesis foundbig hero 6 typeepilogue of neiltrying outdifferentmachinedesignshis office chairis an ordinarychair with twoskateboardstaped onsigcorpsquad coffindancelessgooootherecorderhas scarythings on itthey findhis dvdsin thedrawerkan gaodoes thepriestthingseva findsher diaryin hisofficecake orderedseparatelyfrom cateringfrom specialcake placeevadoesntshow uphis drawer isoverflowing withthe same pairs ofreflective glasses(and somethingsus at the bottom)eva doesnt knowhe's dead andwalks in onsigcorp doing an inmemoriam thing'nObOdYkNoWStHe ReALNeIL'his machine isfound post/midfuneral and theyall leave forgettingthat its an opencaskethe gets acall fromhisparentsapproached bymemory neil whosays 'do i reallylook like the kindof man who dies?'(yes)our sigcorppolycule getsabsolutelywasted andhallucinate neiltogetherfruit punchspilt in theopencasketthey openhis cupboardand getdunked inwaterrob androxie drinkseparatelythey stare athisnameplateas they takeit outneil wattsis theroakill thistimethey playrenaicirculationbecause isaid soit glitchesout to beeva'sfuneralhe'sclutchinghis pillssomethinghiddenbehind/in theketchup bottlesis foundbig hero 6 typeepilogue of neiltrying outdifferentmachinedesignshis office chairis an ordinarychair with twoskateboardstaped onsigcorpsquad coffindancelessgoooo

neil watts' funeral planner - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. the recorder has scary things on it
  2. they find his dvds in the drawer
  3. kan gao does the priest things
  4. eva finds her diary in his office
  5. cake ordered separately from catering from special cake place
  6. eva doesnt show up
  7. his drawer is overflowing with the same pairs of reflective glasses (and something sus at the bottom)
  8. eva doesnt know he's dead and walks in on sigcorp doing an in memoriam thing
  9. 'nObOdY kNoWS tHe ReAL NeIL'
  10. his machine is found post/mid funeral and they all leave forgetting that its an open casket
  11. he gets a call from his parents
  12. approached by memory neil who says 'do i really look like the kind of man who dies?' (yes)
  13. our sigcorp polycule gets absolutely wasted and hallucinate neil together
  14. fruit punch spilt in the open casket
  15. they open his cupboard and get dunked in water
  16. rob and roxie drink separately
  17. they stare at his nameplate as they take it out
  18. neil watts is the roakill this time
  19. they play renai circulation because i said so
  20. it glitches out to be eva's funeral
  21. he's clutching his pills
  22. something hidden behind/in the ketchup bottles is found
  23. big hero 6 type epilogue of neil trying out different machine designs
  24. his office chair is an ordinary chair with two skateboards taped on
  25. sigcorp squad coffin dance lessgoooo