he gets acall fromhisparentsrob androxie drinkseparately'nObOdYkNoWStHe ReALNeIL'they playrenaicirculationbecause isaid soeva doesnt knowhe's dead andwalks in onsigcorp doing an inmemoriam thingkan gaodoes thepriestthingsevadoesntshow uphis machine isfound post/midfuneral and theyall leave forgettingthat its an opencaskethis office chairis an ordinarychair with twoskateboardstaped onhe'sclutchinghis pillshis drawer isoverflowing withthe same pairs ofreflective glasses(and somethingsus at the bottom)approached bymemory neil whosays 'do i reallylook like the kindof man who dies?'(yes)sigcorpsquad coffindancelessgoooofruit punchspilt in theopencasketneil wattsis theroakill thistimeour sigcorppolycule getsabsolutelywasted andhallucinate neiltogetherthey openhis cupboardand getdunked inwaterthey findhis dvdsin thedrawerthey stare athisnameplateas they takeit outit glitchesout to beeva'sfuneraltherecorderhas scarythings on itsomethinghiddenbehind/in theketchup bottlesis foundbig hero 6 typeepilogue of neiltrying outdifferentmachinedesignscake orderedseparatelyfrom cateringfrom specialcake placeeva findsher diaryin hisofficehe gets acall fromhisparentsrob androxie drinkseparately'nObOdYkNoWStHe ReALNeIL'they playrenaicirculationbecause isaid soeva doesnt knowhe's dead andwalks in onsigcorp doing an inmemoriam thingkan gaodoes thepriestthingsevadoesntshow uphis machine isfound post/midfuneral and theyall leave forgettingthat its an opencaskethis office chairis an ordinarychair with twoskateboardstaped onhe'sclutchinghis pillshis drawer isoverflowing withthe same pairs ofreflective glasses(and somethingsus at the bottom)approached bymemory neil whosays 'do i reallylook like the kindof man who dies?'(yes)sigcorpsquad coffindancelessgoooofruit punchspilt in theopencasketneil wattsis theroakill thistimeour sigcorppolycule getsabsolutelywasted andhallucinate neiltogetherthey openhis cupboardand getdunked inwaterthey findhis dvdsin thedrawerthey stare athisnameplateas they takeit outit glitchesout to beeva'sfuneraltherecorderhas scarythings on itsomethinghiddenbehind/in theketchup bottlesis foundbig hero 6 typeepilogue of neiltrying outdifferentmachinedesignscake orderedseparatelyfrom cateringfrom specialcake placeeva findsher diaryin hisoffice

neil watts' funeral planner - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. he gets a call from his parents
  2. rob and roxie drink separately
  3. 'nObOdY kNoWS tHe ReAL NeIL'
  4. they play renai circulation because i said so
  5. eva doesnt know he's dead and walks in on sigcorp doing an in memoriam thing
  6. kan gao does the priest things
  7. eva doesnt show up
  8. his machine is found post/mid funeral and they all leave forgetting that its an open casket
  9. his office chair is an ordinary chair with two skateboards taped on
  10. he's clutching his pills
  11. his drawer is overflowing with the same pairs of reflective glasses (and something sus at the bottom)
  12. approached by memory neil who says 'do i really look like the kind of man who dies?' (yes)
  13. sigcorp squad coffin dance lessgoooo
  14. fruit punch spilt in the open casket
  15. neil watts is the roakill this time
  16. our sigcorp polycule gets absolutely wasted and hallucinate neil together
  17. they open his cupboard and get dunked in water
  18. they find his dvds in the drawer
  19. they stare at his nameplate as they take it out
  20. it glitches out to be eva's funeral
  21. the recorder has scary things on it
  22. something hidden behind/in the ketchup bottles is found
  23. big hero 6 type epilogue of neil trying out different machine designs
  24. cake ordered separately from catering from special cake place
  25. eva finds her diary in his office