therecorderhas scarythings on ithe'sclutchinghis pillsrob androxie drinkseparatelyneil wattsis theroakill thistimethey stare athisnameplateas they takeit outeva findsher diaryin hisofficecake orderedseparatelyfrom cateringfrom specialcake placeapproached bymemory neil whosays 'do i reallylook like the kindof man who dies?'(yes)evadoesntshow upbig hero 6 typeepilogue of neiltrying outdifferentmachinedesignshis office chairis an ordinarychair with twoskateboardstaped onsomethinghiddenbehind/in theketchup bottlesis found'nObOdYkNoWStHe ReALNeIL'sigcorpsquad coffindancelessgoooothey openhis cupboardand getdunked inwaterkan gaodoes thepriestthingsfruit punchspilt in theopencaskethe gets acall fromhisparentshis drawer isoverflowing withthe same pairs ofreflective glasses(and somethingsus at the bottom)our sigcorppolycule getsabsolutelywasted andhallucinate neiltogetherthey findhis dvdsin thedrawerthey playrenaicirculationbecause isaid sohis machine isfound post/midfuneral and theyall leave forgettingthat its an opencasketeva doesnt knowhe's dead andwalks in onsigcorp doing an inmemoriam thingit glitchesout to beeva'sfuneraltherecorderhas scarythings on ithe'sclutchinghis pillsrob androxie drinkseparatelyneil wattsis theroakill thistimethey stare athisnameplateas they takeit outeva findsher diaryin hisofficecake orderedseparatelyfrom cateringfrom specialcake placeapproached bymemory neil whosays 'do i reallylook like the kindof man who dies?'(yes)evadoesntshow upbig hero 6 typeepilogue of neiltrying outdifferentmachinedesignshis office chairis an ordinarychair with twoskateboardstaped onsomethinghiddenbehind/in theketchup bottlesis found'nObOdYkNoWStHe ReALNeIL'sigcorpsquad coffindancelessgoooothey openhis cupboardand getdunked inwaterkan gaodoes thepriestthingsfruit punchspilt in theopencaskethe gets acall fromhisparentshis drawer isoverflowing withthe same pairs ofreflective glasses(and somethingsus at the bottom)our sigcorppolycule getsabsolutelywasted andhallucinate neiltogetherthey findhis dvdsin thedrawerthey playrenaicirculationbecause isaid sohis machine isfound post/midfuneral and theyall leave forgettingthat its an opencasketeva doesnt knowhe's dead andwalks in onsigcorp doing an inmemoriam thingit glitchesout to beeva'sfuneral

neil watts' funeral planner - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. the recorder has scary things on it
  2. he's clutching his pills
  3. rob and roxie drink separately
  4. neil watts is the roakill this time
  5. they stare at his nameplate as they take it out
  6. eva finds her diary in his office
  7. cake ordered separately from catering from special cake place
  8. approached by memory neil who says 'do i really look like the kind of man who dies?' (yes)
  9. eva doesnt show up
  10. big hero 6 type epilogue of neil trying out different machine designs
  11. his office chair is an ordinary chair with two skateboards taped on
  12. something hidden behind/in the ketchup bottles is found
  13. 'nObOdY kNoWS tHe ReAL NeIL'
  14. sigcorp squad coffin dance lessgoooo
  15. they open his cupboard and get dunked in water
  16. kan gao does the priest things
  17. fruit punch spilt in the open casket
  18. he gets a call from his parents
  19. his drawer is overflowing with the same pairs of reflective glasses (and something sus at the bottom)
  20. our sigcorp polycule gets absolutely wasted and hallucinate neil together
  21. they find his dvds in the drawer
  22. they play renai circulation because i said so
  23. his machine is found post/mid funeral and they all leave forgetting that its an open casket
  24. eva doesnt know he's dead and walks in on sigcorp doing an in memoriam thing
  25. it glitches out to be eva's funeral