it glitchesout to beeva'sfuneralcake orderedseparatelyfrom cateringfrom specialcake placehe'sclutchinghis pillsthey openhis cupboardand getdunked inwaterthey stare athisnameplateas they takeit outevadoesntshow uphis drawer isoverflowing withthe same pairs ofreflective glasses(and somethingsus at the bottom)our sigcorppolycule getsabsolutelywasted andhallucinate neiltogetherrob androxie drinkseparatelythey findhis dvdsin thedrawerbig hero 6 typeepilogue of neiltrying outdifferentmachinedesignsneil wattsis theroakill thistimethey playrenaicirculationbecause isaid so'nObOdYkNoWStHe ReALNeIL'eva doesnt knowhe's dead andwalks in onsigcorp doing an inmemoriam thinghis office chairis an ordinarychair with twoskateboardstaped ontherecorderhas scarythings on itsigcorpsquad coffindancelessgooookan gaodoes thepriestthingshe gets acall fromhisparentshis machine isfound post/midfuneral and theyall leave forgettingthat its an opencasketsomethinghiddenbehind/in theketchup bottlesis foundeva findsher diaryin hisofficeapproached bymemory neil whosays 'do i reallylook like the kindof man who dies?'(yes)fruit punchspilt in theopencasketit glitchesout to beeva'sfuneralcake orderedseparatelyfrom cateringfrom specialcake placehe'sclutchinghis pillsthey openhis cupboardand getdunked inwaterthey stare athisnameplateas they takeit outevadoesntshow uphis drawer isoverflowing withthe same pairs ofreflective glasses(and somethingsus at the bottom)our sigcorppolycule getsabsolutelywasted andhallucinate neiltogetherrob androxie drinkseparatelythey findhis dvdsin thedrawerbig hero 6 typeepilogue of neiltrying outdifferentmachinedesignsneil wattsis theroakill thistimethey playrenaicirculationbecause isaid so'nObOdYkNoWStHe ReALNeIL'eva doesnt knowhe's dead andwalks in onsigcorp doing an inmemoriam thinghis office chairis an ordinarychair with twoskateboardstaped ontherecorderhas scarythings on itsigcorpsquad coffindancelessgooookan gaodoes thepriestthingshe gets acall fromhisparentshis machine isfound post/midfuneral and theyall leave forgettingthat its an opencasketsomethinghiddenbehind/in theketchup bottlesis foundeva findsher diaryin hisofficeapproached bymemory neil whosays 'do i reallylook like the kindof man who dies?'(yes)fruit punchspilt in theopencasket

neil watts' funeral planner - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. it glitches out to be eva's funeral
  2. cake ordered separately from catering from special cake place
  3. he's clutching his pills
  4. they open his cupboard and get dunked in water
  5. they stare at his nameplate as they take it out
  6. eva doesnt show up
  7. his drawer is overflowing with the same pairs of reflective glasses (and something sus at the bottom)
  8. our sigcorp polycule gets absolutely wasted and hallucinate neil together
  9. rob and roxie drink separately
  10. they find his dvds in the drawer
  11. big hero 6 type epilogue of neil trying out different machine designs
  12. neil watts is the roakill this time
  13. they play renai circulation because i said so
  14. 'nObOdY kNoWS tHe ReAL NeIL'
  15. eva doesnt know he's dead and walks in on sigcorp doing an in memoriam thing
  16. his office chair is an ordinary chair with two skateboards taped on
  17. the recorder has scary things on it
  18. sigcorp squad coffin dance lessgoooo
  19. kan gao does the priest things
  20. he gets a call from his parents
  21. his machine is found post/mid funeral and they all leave forgetting that its an open casket
  22. something hidden behind/in the ketchup bottles is found
  23. eva finds her diary in his office
  24. approached by memory neil who says 'do i really look like the kind of man who dies?' (yes)
  25. fruit punch spilt in the open casket