rob androxie drinkseparatelyeva doesnt knowhe's dead andwalks in onsigcorp doing an inmemoriam thingthey stare athisnameplateas they takeit outhis office chairis an ordinarychair with twoskateboardstaped onneil wattsis theroakill thistimethey openhis cupboardand getdunked inwaterbig hero 6 typeepilogue of neiltrying outdifferentmachinedesignshe gets acall fromhisparentshis machine isfound post/midfuneral and theyall leave forgettingthat its an opencaskethis drawer isoverflowing withthe same pairs ofreflective glasses(and somethingsus at the bottom)he'sclutchinghis pillssomethinghiddenbehind/in theketchup bottlesis foundour sigcorppolycule getsabsolutelywasted andhallucinate neiltogethereva findsher diaryin hisofficetherecorderhas scarythings on itkan gaodoes thepriestthingsthey findhis dvdsin thedrawer'nObOdYkNoWStHe ReALNeIL'fruit punchspilt in theopencasketcake orderedseparatelyfrom cateringfrom specialcake placethey playrenaicirculationbecause isaid sosigcorpsquad coffindancelessgooooapproached bymemory neil whosays 'do i reallylook like the kindof man who dies?'(yes)it glitchesout to beeva'sfuneralevadoesntshow uprob androxie drinkseparatelyeva doesnt knowhe's dead andwalks in onsigcorp doing an inmemoriam thingthey stare athisnameplateas they takeit outhis office chairis an ordinarychair with twoskateboardstaped onneil wattsis theroakill thistimethey openhis cupboardand getdunked inwaterbig hero 6 typeepilogue of neiltrying outdifferentmachinedesignshe gets acall fromhisparentshis machine isfound post/midfuneral and theyall leave forgettingthat its an opencaskethis drawer isoverflowing withthe same pairs ofreflective glasses(and somethingsus at the bottom)he'sclutchinghis pillssomethinghiddenbehind/in theketchup bottlesis foundour sigcorppolycule getsabsolutelywasted andhallucinate neiltogethereva findsher diaryin hisofficetherecorderhas scarythings on itkan gaodoes thepriestthingsthey findhis dvdsin thedrawer'nObOdYkNoWStHe ReALNeIL'fruit punchspilt in theopencasketcake orderedseparatelyfrom cateringfrom specialcake placethey playrenaicirculationbecause isaid sosigcorpsquad coffindancelessgooooapproached bymemory neil whosays 'do i reallylook like the kindof man who dies?'(yes)it glitchesout to beeva'sfuneralevadoesntshow up

neil watts' funeral planner - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. rob and roxie drink separately
  2. eva doesnt know he's dead and walks in on sigcorp doing an in memoriam thing
  3. they stare at his nameplate as they take it out
  4. his office chair is an ordinary chair with two skateboards taped on
  5. neil watts is the roakill this time
  6. they open his cupboard and get dunked in water
  7. big hero 6 type epilogue of neil trying out different machine designs
  8. he gets a call from his parents
  9. his machine is found post/mid funeral and they all leave forgetting that its an open casket
  10. his drawer is overflowing with the same pairs of reflective glasses (and something sus at the bottom)
  11. he's clutching his pills
  12. something hidden behind/in the ketchup bottles is found
  13. our sigcorp polycule gets absolutely wasted and hallucinate neil together
  14. eva finds her diary in his office
  15. the recorder has scary things on it
  16. kan gao does the priest things
  17. they find his dvds in the drawer
  18. 'nObOdY kNoWS tHe ReAL NeIL'
  19. fruit punch spilt in the open casket
  20. cake ordered separately from catering from special cake place
  21. they play renai circulation because i said so
  22. sigcorp squad coffin dance lessgoooo
  23. approached by memory neil who says 'do i really look like the kind of man who dies?' (yes)
  24. it glitches out to be eva's funeral
  25. eva doesnt show up