Jack Black andKeegan-Michael Key'sperformancescarry the wholemovieToadFuckingDies"That's not sosuper, Mario,"said duringthe third actfalling-outMushroomsare drugs.Laugh.Luigi/Waluigibecome the nextTumblr Sexyman(remember people,these are the Loraxguys doing this)Charlie Dayas Luigi iscompletelyunderutilized"Do theMario" isreferenced insomecapacityExtremely tiredtake onvideo gamemechanics thatwas done to deathback in 2001Mario Says oneline in his normalvoice, beforecoughing andcontinuing in ChrisPratt's voiceShoehornedPaulina/Peach/MarioLove TriangleMario and Luigi lookat each other anddo the Dreamworksface while spinningBowser around bythe tailOpening shot ofMario jauntilywalking aroundthe mushroomkingdom, set to aremixed 1-1 themePeach/Daisy arehypercompetentmartial artsbadasses, toeveryone'ssurpriseFinaldramatic "It's-a me. Mario."At the climaxof the movieTerribleJump upSuperstardancenumberThe Mariovoice gagfrom earlier,but it's Yoshithis timeJack Black andKeegan-Michael Key'sperformancescarry the wholemovieToadFuckingDies"That's not sosuper, Mario,"said duringthe third actfalling-outMushroomsare drugs.Laugh.Luigi/Waluigibecome the nextTumblr Sexyman(remember people,these are the Loraxguys doing this)Charlie Dayas Luigi iscompletelyunderutilized"Do theMario" isreferenced insomecapacityExtremely tiredtake onvideo gamemechanics thatwas done to deathback in 2001Mario Says oneline in his normalvoice, beforecoughing andcontinuing in ChrisPratt's voiceShoehornedPaulina/Peach/MarioLove TriangleMario and Luigi lookat each other anddo the Dreamworksface while spinningBowser around bythe tailOpening shot ofMario jauntilywalking aroundthe mushroomkingdom, set to aremixed 1-1 themePeach/Daisy arehypercompetentmartial artsbadasses, toeveryone'ssurpriseFinaldramatic "It's-a me. Mario."At the climaxof the movieTerribleJump upSuperstardancenumberThe Mariovoice gagfrom earlier,but it's Yoshithis time

Mario Movie Cursed Predictions - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Jack Black and Keegan-Michael Key's performances carry the whole movie
  2. Toad Fucking Dies
  3. "That's not so super, Mario," said during the third act falling-out
  4. Mushrooms are drugs. Laugh.
  5. Luigi/Waluigi become the next Tumblr Sexyman (remember people, these are the Lorax guys doing this)
  6. Charlie Day as Luigi is completely underutilized
  7. "Do the Mario" is referenced in some capacity
  8. Extremely tired take on video game mechanics that was done to death back in 2001
  9. Mario Says one line in his normal voice, before coughing and continuing in Chris Pratt's voice
  10. Shoehorned Paulina/Peach/Mario Love Triangle
  11. Mario and Luigi look at each other and do the Dreamworks face while spinning Bowser around by the tail
  12. Opening shot of Mario jauntily walking around the mushroom kingdom, set to a remixed 1-1 theme
  13. Peach/Daisy are hypercompetent martial arts badasses, to everyone's surprise
  14. Final dramatic "It's-a me. Mario." At the climax of the movie
  15. Terrible Jump up Superstar dance number
  16. The Mario voice gag from earlier, but it's Yoshi this time