wildlyinaccuratecervicalexampatientdoesn't wanta maledoctorcalledpatient,partner, orfetus bywrong namesomeonemakes agratuitousreference to mypresumedanatomypretended notto hate thename someonechose for theirbabyCOVIDexposuredreamedabout anobstetricalprocedurepatientdoesn't wantme to dotheir cervicalexamcried intheStairwellof Tearsembarrassingverbal flubduringsignoutC-sectionliterallydrenchedin amnioticfluidnursecalls methe wrongnamewoke up andcouldn't rememberwhether I'd alreadygone to work thatday or notattendingsays "whydon't I justdo this one"proxy warbetweennurse andattendingfell asleepin theboardroomaccidentalloss ofcoffeesomeonerefers tomy wife< 3consecutivehours ofsleep beforeshiftforceps orvacuumdeliverydidn't make itto thecafeteriabefore 3 AM giantdecel!attendingexamines patientor performs aprocedure withouttelling mewildlyinaccuratecervicalexampatientdoesn't wanta maledoctorcalledpatient,partner, orfetus bywrong namesomeonemakes agratuitousreference to mypresumedanatomypretended notto hate thename someonechose for theirbabyCOVIDexposuredreamedabout anobstetricalprocedurepatientdoesn't wantme to dotheir cervicalexamcried intheStairwellof Tearsembarrassingverbal flubduringsignoutC-sectionliterallydrenchedin amnioticfluidnursecalls methe wrongnamewoke up andcouldn't rememberwhether I'd alreadygone to work thatday or notattendingsays "whydon't I justdo this one"proxy warbetweennurse andattendingfell asleepin theboardroomaccidentalloss ofcoffeesomeonerefers tomy wife< 3consecutivehours ofsleep beforeshiftforceps orvacuumdeliverydidn't make itto thecafeteriabefore 3 AMgiantdecel!attendingexamines patientor performs aprocedure withouttelling me

OB Nights Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. wildly inaccurate cervical exam
  2. patient doesn't want a male doctor
  3. called patient, partner, or fetus by wrong name
  4. someone makes a gratuitous reference to my presumed anatomy
  5. pretended not to hate the name someone chose for their baby
  6. COVID exposure
  7. dreamed about an obstetrical procedure
  8. patient doesn't want me to do their cervical exam
  9. cried in the Stairwell of Tears
  10. embarrassing verbal flub during signout
  11. C-section
  12. literally drenched in amniotic fluid
  13. nurse calls me the wrong name
  14. woke up and couldn't remember whether I'd already gone to work that day or not
  15. attending says "why don't I just do this one"
  16. proxy war between nurse and attending
  17. fell asleep in the board room
  18. accidental loss of coffee
  19. someone refers to my wife
  20. < 3 consecutive hours of sleep before shift
  21. forceps or vacuum delivery
  22. didn't make it to the cafeteria before 3 AM
  23. giant decel!
  24. attending examines patient or performs a procedure without telling me