COVIDexposurepatientdoesn't wanta maledoctorforceps orvacuumdeliveryC-sectionsomeonerefers tomy wifepatientdoesn't wantme to dotheir cervicalexamproxy warbetweennurse andattendingcalledpatient,partner, orfetus bywrong namenursecalls methe wrongnameattendingsays "whydon't I justdo this one"< 3consecutivehours ofsleep beforeshiftfell asleepin theboardroomembarrassingverbal flubduringsignout giantdecel!literallydrenchedin amnioticfluidaccidentalloss ofcoffeesomeonemakes agratuitousreference to mypresumedanatomypretended notto hate thename someonechose for theirbabydidn't make itto thecafeteriabefore 3 AMattendingexamines patientor performs aprocedure withouttelling mewildlyinaccuratecervicalexamwoke up andcouldn't rememberwhether I'd alreadygone to work thatday or notcried intheStairwellof Tearsdreamedabout anobstetricalprocedureCOVIDexposurepatientdoesn't wanta maledoctorforceps orvacuumdeliveryC-sectionsomeonerefers tomy wifepatientdoesn't wantme to dotheir cervicalexamproxy warbetweennurse andattendingcalledpatient,partner, orfetus bywrong namenursecalls methe wrongnameattendingsays "whydon't I justdo this one"< 3consecutivehours ofsleep beforeshiftfell asleepin theboardroomembarrassingverbal flubduringsignoutgiantdecel!literallydrenchedin amnioticfluidaccidentalloss ofcoffeesomeonemakes agratuitousreference to mypresumedanatomypretended notto hate thename someonechose for theirbabydidn't make itto thecafeteriabefore 3 AMattendingexamines patientor performs aprocedure withouttelling mewildlyinaccuratecervicalexamwoke up andcouldn't rememberwhether I'd alreadygone to work thatday or notcried intheStairwellof Tearsdreamedabout anobstetricalprocedure

OB Nights Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. COVID exposure
  2. patient doesn't want a male doctor
  3. forceps or vacuum delivery
  4. C-section
  5. someone refers to my wife
  6. patient doesn't want me to do their cervical exam
  7. proxy war between nurse and attending
  8. called patient, partner, or fetus by wrong name
  9. nurse calls me the wrong name
  10. attending says "why don't I just do this one"
  11. < 3 consecutive hours of sleep before shift
  12. fell asleep in the board room
  13. embarrassing verbal flub during signout
  14. giant decel!
  15. literally drenched in amniotic fluid
  16. accidental loss of coffee
  17. someone makes a gratuitous reference to my presumed anatomy
  18. pretended not to hate the name someone chose for their baby
  19. didn't make it to the cafeteria before 3 AM
  20. attending examines patient or performs a procedure without telling me
  21. wildly inaccurate cervical exam
  22. woke up and couldn't remember whether I'd already gone to work that day or not
  23. cried in the Stairwell of Tears
  24. dreamed about an obstetrical procedure