Screensharedoesn'tworkBrokenAPI ="stagingissues"5+ minuteunrelatedtangentAwkwardsilenceafter askingquestionRedefineown APIduring callRefer tononexistentdocsApology!var_dumpFixed bug,claimed itwas neverbrokenShareinternalcode withus10+minuteslate tomeeting"We'veopened asupportticket""Issue hasbeenescalated"Customnonsensicaldata formatCall is justmeeting toset upanother callBlame owninternalemployee/team<Insertname>out ofofficeSportssmalltalkAsk forhelp withownproduct15+ minuteslonger thanscheduledtime2+ weekslate on newpromisedfeatureUpgradeto newerversionBringadditionalmanagersto callFeature was"intendedfor internaluse only"Screensharedoesn'tworkBrokenAPI ="stagingissues"5+ minuteunrelatedtangentAwkwardsilenceafter askingquestionRedefineown APIduring callRefer tononexistentdocsApology!var_dumpFixed bug,claimed itwas neverbrokenShareinternalcode withus10+minuteslate tomeeting"We'veopened asupportticket""Issue hasbeenescalated"Customnonsensicaldata formatCall is justmeeting toset upanother callBlame owninternalemployee/team<Insertname>out ofofficeSportssmalltalkAsk forhelp withownproduct15+ minuteslonger thanscheduledtime2+ weekslate on newpromisedfeatureUpgradeto newerversionBringadditionalmanagersto callFeature was"intendedfor internaluse only"

Integration Partner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Screen share doesn't work
  2. Broken API = "staging issues"
  3. 5+ minute unrelated tangent
  4. Awkward silence after asking question
  5. Redefine own API during call
  6. Refer to nonexistent docs
  7. Apology!
  8. var_dump
  9. Fixed bug, claimed it was never broken
  10. Share internal code with us
  11. 10+ minutes late to meeting
  12. "We've opened a support ticket"
  13. "Issue has been escalated"
  14. Custom nonsensical data format
  15. Call is just meeting to set up another call
  16. Blame own internal employee/ team
  17. <Insert name> out of office
  18. Sports smalltalk
  19. Ask for help with own product
  20. 15+ minutes longer than scheduled time
  21. 2+ weeks late on new promised feature
  22. Upgrade to newer version
  23. Bring additional managers to call
  24. Feature was "intended for internal use only"