Processescreated bypeople whodon't have touse themEvil Hackerswhoguessed thepassword in3 triesCentralisedpasswordstorage onlyaccessiblefrom networkGlobalisation ofT2 and T3support, leavinglocal countrieswith nocoverageOverreliance on"Cloud" without anyunderstanding of theconsequences of lossof connectivitySecurityprotocolsdesigned bypeople with nooperationalexperienceInability toaccess secureareas fromoutside due tosecurity systemExpectingemployee loyaltyfrom poorlytreated, poorlypaid contractorsPoor RiskAnalysis due toemployees notwanting to riskbeing seen as"negative"Inability toaccessphysicaloffices tocollaborateGypsyCurseInability tocollaboratedue toreliance onSIPNo OOB orOOB uselessdue to absenceof PWavailabilityEvilLeprechaunsLack of commonsense distributeddesign due to non-technicalManagerialobsession with"cloud"Change ControlApproved bypeople whodon't understandthe changeProcessescreated bypeople whodon't have touse themEvil Hackerswhoguessed thepassword in3 triesCentralisedpasswordstorage onlyaccessiblefrom networkGlobalisation ofT2 and T3support, leavinglocal countrieswith nocoverageOverreliance on"Cloud" without anyunderstanding of theconsequences of lossof connectivitySecurityprotocolsdesigned bypeople with nooperationalexperienceInability toaccess secureareas fromoutside due tosecurity systemExpectingemployee loyaltyfrom poorlytreated, poorlypaid contractorsPoor RiskAnalysis due toemployees notwanting to riskbeing seen as"negative"Inability toaccessphysicaloffices tocollaborateGypsyCurseInability tocollaboratedue toreliance onSIPNo OOB orOOB uselessdue to absenceof PWavailabilityEvilLeprechaunsLack of commonsense distributeddesign due to non-technicalManagerialobsession with"cloud"Change ControlApproved bypeople whodon't understandthe change

Things that contributed to FB outage Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Processes created by people who don't have to use them
  2. Evil Hackers who guessed the password in 3 tries
  3. Centralised password storage only accessible from network
  4. Globalisation of T2 and T3 support, leaving local countries with no coverage
  5. Overreliance on "Cloud" without any understanding of the consequences of loss of connectivity
  6. Security protocols designed by people with no operational experience
  7. Inability to access secure areas from outside due to security system
  8. Expecting employee loyalty from poorly treated, poorly paid contractors
  9. Poor Risk Analysis due to employees not wanting to risk being seen as "negative"
  10. Inability to access physical offices to collaborate
  11. Gypsy Curse
  12. Inability to collaborate due to reliance on SIP
  13. No OOB or OOB useless due to absence of PW availability
  14. Evil Leprechauns
  15. Lack of common sense distributed design due to non-technical Managerial obsession with "cloud"
  16. Change Control Approved by people who don't understand the change