No OOB orOOB uselessdue to absenceof PWavailabilitySecurityprotocolsdesigned bypeople with nooperationalexperienceChange ControlApproved bypeople whodon't understandthe changeInability toaccessphysicaloffices tocollaborateProcessescreated bypeople whodon't have touse themGypsyCurseInability toaccess secureareas fromoutside due tosecurity systemCentralisedpasswordstorage onlyaccessiblefrom networkGlobalisation ofT2 and T3support, leavinglocal countrieswith nocoverageEvilLeprechaunsOverreliance on"Cloud" without anyunderstanding of theconsequences of lossof connectivityInability tocollaboratedue toreliance onSIPExpectingemployee loyaltyfrom poorlytreated, poorlypaid contractorsEvil Hackerswhoguessed thepassword in3 triesLack of commonsense distributeddesign due to non-technicalManagerialobsession with"cloud"Poor RiskAnalysis due toemployees notwanting to riskbeing seen as"negative"No OOB orOOB uselessdue to absenceof PWavailabilitySecurityprotocolsdesigned bypeople with nooperationalexperienceChange ControlApproved bypeople whodon't understandthe changeInability toaccessphysicaloffices tocollaborateProcessescreated bypeople whodon't have touse themGypsyCurseInability toaccess secureareas fromoutside due tosecurity systemCentralisedpasswordstorage onlyaccessiblefrom networkGlobalisation ofT2 and T3support, leavinglocal countrieswith nocoverageEvilLeprechaunsOverreliance on"Cloud" without anyunderstanding of theconsequences of lossof connectivityInability tocollaboratedue toreliance onSIPExpectingemployee loyaltyfrom poorlytreated, poorlypaid contractorsEvil Hackerswhoguessed thepassword in3 triesLack of commonsense distributeddesign due to non-technicalManagerialobsession with"cloud"Poor RiskAnalysis due toemployees notwanting to riskbeing seen as"negative"

Things that contributed to FB outage Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. No OOB or OOB useless due to absence of PW availability
  2. Security protocols designed by people with no operational experience
  3. Change Control Approved by people who don't understand the change
  4. Inability to access physical offices to collaborate
  5. Processes created by people who don't have to use them
  6. Gypsy Curse
  7. Inability to access secure areas from outside due to security system
  8. Centralised password storage only accessible from network
  9. Globalisation of T2 and T3 support, leaving local countries with no coverage
  10. Evil Leprechauns
  11. Overreliance on "Cloud" without any understanding of the consequences of loss of connectivity
  12. Inability to collaborate due to reliance on SIP
  13. Expecting employee loyalty from poorly treated, poorly paid contractors
  14. Evil Hackers who guessed the password in 3 tries
  15. Lack of common sense distributed design due to non-technical Managerial obsession with "cloud"
  16. Poor Risk Analysis due to employees not wanting to risk being seen as "negative"