Describingsomethingas "Cloud-based"and thenaddressingsecurity concernsfor 30 minutesAt least twoslides in arow that haveno usefulinformationA slideexplaining howludicrouslyexpensive thenew licensing is"Into thehandsof the peoplewho will beusing it"Real-life wordgiven a new(meaningless)definitionOverselling therelationshipbetweenAVEVA and SIsMeaninglessarrows"I thoughtthere wasa slide forthis"Mentioningofa recentacquisitionor mergerPresentersaying"Wonderware"instead of"AVEVA"References to AIor machinelearning with noexplanation onhow it's used15+ minutemonologueon anunproductivetopicChildren/petscreamingin thebackgroundTalkingaboutcompanyhistory for 5+minutesReferencesto COVID"Easierthan everbefore""Improvedworkflow"Timereminderfrom a co-presenterMultiplereminders toraise yourhand inZoomMooCowgraphic (orsimilarEaster egg)Videodemonstrationsrather than livedemos2 people havea personalconversation infront of theentire zoomaudiencePresentingbasic SCADAfeatures asrevolutionarytechnology15+ minuteslate tostart themeetingPresentercompletelynotanswering aquestionUnnecessaryanimatedZoombackgroundSlides withvisuals thatare clashing,garish, orillegibleDead silenceafter openingto questionsNotificationpop up whilescreensharingThe term"Agile"is used 3+times with 3+differentdefinitionsPresentingabout thewrongslideSomeone aska questionabout"AVEVACredits"Features thatno one willuse outsideof WWmarketing5+ stockimages onone slidePresentingfor at least 2minutes withscreen frozenor not shared"This issomethingthat peoplehave beenasking for for along time"Quality of lifeimprovements"Presenter failing torealize they can'tforcefully unmutesomeone orturn on their cameraMeaninglessellipsisPresentergoessilent / ismissingPresentinga sectionthey didn'tprepareToo-casualreferences tosystem-breakingbugsSlide titlehas nothingto do withthe info onthe slideDescribingsomethingas "Cloud-based"and thenaddressingsecurity concernsfor 30 minutesAt least twoslides in arow that haveno usefulinformationA slideexplaining howludicrouslyexpensive thenew licensing is"Into thehandsof the peoplewho will beusing it"Real-life wordgiven a new(meaningless)definitionOverselling therelationshipbetweenAVEVA and SIsMeaninglessarrows"I thoughtthere wasa slide forthis"Mentioningofa recentacquisitionor mergerPresentersaying"Wonderware"instead of"AVEVA"References to AIor machinelearning with noexplanation onhow it's used15+ minutemonologueon anunproductivetopicChildren/petscreamingin thebackgroundTalkingaboutcompanyhistory for 5+minutesReferencesto COVID"Easierthan everbefore""Improvedworkflow"Timereminderfrom a co-presenterMultiplereminders toraise yourhand inZoomMooCowgraphic (orsimilarEaster egg)Videodemonstrationsrather than livedemos2 people havea personalconversation infront of theentire zoomaudiencePresentingbasic SCADAfeatures asrevolutionarytechnology15+ minuteslate tostart themeetingPresentercompletelynotanswering aquestionUnnecessaryanimatedZoombackgroundSlides withvisuals thatare clashing,garish, orillegibleDead silenceafter openingto questionsNotificationpop up whilescreensharingThe term"Agile"is used 3+times with 3+differentdefinitionsPresentingabout thewrongslideSomeone aska questionabout"AVEVACredits"Features thatno one willuse outsideof WWmarketing5+ stockimages onone slidePresentingfor at least 2minutes withscreen frozenor not shared"This issomethingthat peoplehave beenasking for for along time"Quality of lifeimprovements"Presenter failing torealize they can'tforcefully unmutesomeone orturn on their cameraMeaninglessellipsisPresentergoessilent / ismissingPresentinga sectionthey didn'tprepareToo-casualreferences tosystem-breakingbugsSlide titlehas nothingto do withthe info onthe slide

AVEVA Training Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Describing something as "Cloud-based" and then addressing security concerns for 30 minutes
  2. At least two slides in a row that have no useful information
  3. A slide explaining how ludicrously expensive the new licensing is
  4. "Into the hands of the people who will be using it"
  5. Real-life word given a new (meaningless) definition
  6. Overselling the relationship between AVEVA and SIs
  7. Meaningless arrows
  8. "I thought there was a slide for this"
  9. Mentioning of a recent acquisition or merger
  10. Presenter saying "Wonderware" instead of "AVEVA"
  11. References to AI or machine learning with no explanation on how it's used
  12. 15+ minute monologue on an unproductive topic
  13. Children/pet screaming in the background
  14. Talking about company history for 5+ minutes
  15. References to COVID
  16. "Easier than ever before"
  17. "Improved workflow"
  18. Time reminder from a co-presenter
  19. Multiple reminders to raise your hand in Zoom
  20. MooCow graphic (or similar Easter egg)
  21. Video demonstrations rather than live demos
  22. 2 people have a personal conversation in front of the entire zoom audience
  23. Presenting basic SCADA features as revolutionary technology
  24. 15+ minutes late to start the meeting
  25. Presenter completely not answering a question
  26. Unnecessary animated Zoom background
  27. Slides with visuals that are clashing, garish, or illegible
  28. Dead silence after opening to questions
  29. Notification pop up while screen sharing
  30. The term "Agile" is used 3+ times with 3+ different definitions
  31. Presenting about the wrong slide
  32. Someone ask a question about "AVEVA Credits"
  33. Features that no one will use outside of WW marketing
  34. 5+ stock images on one slide
  35. Presenting for at least 2 minutes with screen frozen or not shared
  36. "This is something that people have been asking for for a long time
  37. "Quality of life improvements"
  38. Presenter failing to realize they can't forcefully unmute someone or turn on their camera
  39. Meaningless ellipsis
  40. Presenter goes silent / is missing
  41. Presenting a section they didn't prepare
  42. Too-casual references to system-breaking bugs
  43. Slide title has nothing to do with the info on the slide