MooCowgraphic (orsimilarEaster egg)Describingsomethingas "Cloud-based"and thenaddressingsecurity concernsfor 30 minutesChildren/petscreamingin thebackgroundToo-casualreferences tosystem-breakingbugsReferencesto COVIDPresentingfor at least 2minutes withscreen frozenor not shared2 people havea personalconversation infront of theentire zoomaudienceUnnecessaryanimatedZoombackgroundTalkingaboutcompanyhistory for 5+minutesSlide titlehas nothingto do withthe info onthe slidePresentergoessilent / ismissingPresentinga sectionthey didn'tprepare15+ minutemonologueon anunproductivetopicPresentersaying"Wonderware"instead of"AVEVA"References to AIor machinelearning with noexplanation onhow it's used"Easierthan everbefore"Notificationpop up whilescreensharing"Quality of lifeimprovements"At least twoslides in arow that haveno usefulinformationOverselling therelationshipbetweenAVEVA and SIsTimereminderfrom a co-presenterMeaninglessarrowsMentioningofa recentacquisitionor mergerVideodemonstrationsrather than livedemos"Into thehandsof the peoplewho will beusing it"Presentercompletelynotanswering aquestionReal-life wordgiven a new(meaningless)definition15+ minuteslate tostart themeetingDead silenceafter openingto questionsMeaninglessellipsis"Improvedworkflow""This issomethingthat peoplehave beenasking for for along timeA slideexplaining howludicrouslyexpensive thenew licensing is5+ stockimages onone slidePresenter failing torealize they can'tforcefully unmutesomeone orturn on their camera"I thoughtthere wasa slide forthis"Slides withvisuals thatare clashing,garish, orillegibleSomeone aska questionabout"AVEVACredits"The term"Agile"is used 3+times with 3+differentdefinitionsMultiplereminders toraise yourhand inZoomFeatures thatno one willuse outsideof WWmarketingPresentingbasic SCADAfeatures asrevolutionarytechnologyPresentingabout thewrongslideMooCowgraphic (orsimilarEaster egg)Describingsomethingas "Cloud-based"and thenaddressingsecurity concernsfor 30 minutesChildren/petscreamingin thebackgroundToo-casualreferences tosystem-breakingbugsReferencesto COVIDPresentingfor at least 2minutes withscreen frozenor not shared2 people havea personalconversation infront of theentire zoomaudienceUnnecessaryanimatedZoombackgroundTalkingaboutcompanyhistory for 5+minutesSlide titlehas nothingto do withthe info onthe slidePresentergoessilent / ismissingPresentinga sectionthey didn'tprepare15+ minutemonologueon anunproductivetopicPresentersaying"Wonderware"instead of"AVEVA"References to AIor machinelearning with noexplanation onhow it's used"Easierthan everbefore"Notificationpop up whilescreensharing"Quality of lifeimprovements"At least twoslides in arow that haveno usefulinformationOverselling therelationshipbetweenAVEVA and SIsTimereminderfrom a co-presenterMeaninglessarrowsMentioningofa recentacquisitionor mergerVideodemonstrationsrather than livedemos"Into thehandsof the peoplewho will beusing it"Presentercompletelynotanswering aquestionReal-life wordgiven a new(meaningless)definition15+ minuteslate tostart themeetingDead silenceafter openingto questionsMeaninglessellipsis"Improvedworkflow""This issomethingthat peoplehave beenasking for for along timeA slideexplaining howludicrouslyexpensive thenew licensing is5+ stockimages onone slidePresenter failing torealize they can'tforcefully unmutesomeone orturn on their camera"I thoughtthere wasa slide forthis"Slides withvisuals thatare clashing,garish, orillegibleSomeone aska questionabout"AVEVACredits"The term"Agile"is used 3+times with 3+differentdefinitionsMultiplereminders toraise yourhand inZoomFeatures thatno one willuse outsideof WWmarketingPresentingbasic SCADAfeatures asrevolutionarytechnologyPresentingabout thewrongslide

AVEVA Training Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. MooCow graphic (or similar Easter egg)
  2. Describing something as "Cloud-based" and then addressing security concerns for 30 minutes
  3. Children/pet screaming in the background
  4. Too-casual references to system-breaking bugs
  5. References to COVID
  6. Presenting for at least 2 minutes with screen frozen or not shared
  7. 2 people have a personal conversation in front of the entire zoom audience
  8. Unnecessary animated Zoom background
  9. Talking about company history for 5+ minutes
  10. Slide title has nothing to do with the info on the slide
  11. Presenter goes silent / is missing
  12. Presenting a section they didn't prepare
  13. 15+ minute monologue on an unproductive topic
  14. Presenter saying "Wonderware" instead of "AVEVA"
  15. References to AI or machine learning with no explanation on how it's used
  16. "Easier than ever before"
  17. Notification pop up while screen sharing
  18. "Quality of life improvements"
  19. At least two slides in a row that have no useful information
  20. Overselling the relationship between AVEVA and SIs
  21. Time reminder from a co-presenter
  22. Meaningless arrows
  23. Mentioning of a recent acquisition or merger
  24. Video demonstrations rather than live demos
  25. "Into the hands of the people who will be using it"
  26. Presenter completely not answering a question
  27. Real-life word given a new (meaningless) definition
  28. 15+ minutes late to start the meeting
  29. Dead silence after opening to questions
  30. Meaningless ellipsis
  31. "Improved workflow"
  32. "This is something that people have been asking for for a long time
  33. A slide explaining how ludicrously expensive the new licensing is
  34. 5+ stock images on one slide
  35. Presenter failing to realize they can't forcefully unmute someone or turn on their camera
  36. "I thought there was a slide for this"
  37. Slides with visuals that are clashing, garish, or illegible
  38. Someone ask a question about "AVEVA Credits"
  39. The term "Agile" is used 3+ times with 3+ different definitions
  40. Multiple reminders to raise your hand in Zoom
  41. Features that no one will use outside of WW marketing
  42. Presenting basic SCADA features as revolutionary technology
  43. Presenting about the wrong slide