The ownersaid theywere goingto Target.When can Ipick my petup, no pickup time wasgivenMy petdoesn't gooutside sohe can'thave fleas. I just need arabiesvaccine but.. Can I getsometreflexis?Isn't my doggetting theirteeth cleanedtoday(scheduled forcomp).My dogdoesn’tbite.Just acytopoint...jk it's acomp.Ownerdeclinesreferral.Owner thoughtthey scheduleda surgeryprocedureonline.New petowner didnot bringrecords withthem.Ownerdoesn't usepreventionthrough thecold season.My pet stillisn't doingwell(declinedeverything).Theowner leftduring apriority.Is thatmy dog(random dogbarking onphone).No I'm sorry,I did notlisten to thevoicemailClientsaysBordetellawrong.Well maybe Ishould call aregular vet.Do I reallyneed aphysical fora vaccine?30 minslater... Canyou talk tomy wifeabout this?Ownerscheduledonlineincorrectly.Owner decidesthey wantsomething afterchecking out.UnicornClientI just havea quickquestion.Ownerpicked uplater thenthey saidthey would.Ownerdeclinedeverything(like we saidthey would).Ownercomplainsabout prices(like we canchange them)Owner declinesall VA things,approves whendoctor calls.The ownersaid theyweregoing toStarbucksOwnerdeclines alladditionalsurgery items(extractions)Owner askswhat wouldyou do?Doesn't myinsurancecover that?When the clienttells the doctora different storyfrom the VA.CurbsideClientMy pet isdying butcan you trimits nails?Ownertrappedassociate onthephone/lobbyThe ownersaid theywere goingto Target.When can Ipick my petup, no pickup time wasgivenMy petdoesn't gooutside sohe can'thave fleas. I just need arabiesvaccine but.. Can I getsometreflexis?Isn't my doggetting theirteeth cleanedtoday(scheduled forcomp).My dogdoesn’tbite.Just acytopoint...jk it's acomp.Ownerdeclinesreferral.Owner thoughtthey scheduleda surgeryprocedureonline.New petowner didnot bringrecords withthem.Ownerdoesn't usepreventionthrough thecold season.My pet stillisn't doingwell(declinedeverything).Theowner leftduring apriority.Is thatmy dog(random dogbarking onphone).No I'm sorry,I did notlisten to thevoicemailClientsaysBordetellawrong.Well maybe Ishould call aregular vet.Do I reallyneed aphysical fora vaccine?30 minslater... Canyou talk tomy wifeabout this?Ownerscheduledonlineincorrectly.Owner decidesthey wantsomething afterchecking out.UnicornClientI just havea quickquestion.Ownerpicked uplater thenthey saidthey would.Ownerdeclinedeverything(like we saidthey would).Ownercomplainsabout prices(like we canchange them)Owner declinesall VA things,approves whendoctor calls.The ownersaid theyweregoing toStarbucksOwnerdeclines alladditionalsurgery items(extractions)Owner askswhat wouldyou do?Doesn't myinsurancecover that?When the clienttells the doctora different storyfrom the VA.CurbsideClientMy pet isdying butcan you trimits nails?Ownertrappedassociate onthephone/lobby

Client Shenanigans - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The owner said they were going to Target.
  2. When can I pick my pet up, no pick up time was given
  3. My pet doesn't go outside so he can't have fleas.
  4. I just need a rabies vaccine but..
  5. Can I get some treflexis?
  6. Isn't my dog getting their teeth cleaned today (scheduled for comp).
  7. My dog doesn’t bite.
  8. Just a cytopoint... jk it's a comp.
  9. Owner declines referral.
  10. Owner thought they scheduled a surgery procedure online.
  11. New pet owner did not bring records with them.
  12. Owner doesn't use prevention through the cold season.
  13. My pet still isn't doing well (declined everything).
  14. The owner left during a priority.
  15. Is that my dog (random dog barking on phone).
  16. No I'm sorry, I did not listen to the voicemail
  17. Client says Bordetella wrong.
  18. Well maybe I should call a regular vet.
  19. Do I really need a physical for a vaccine?
  20. 30 mins later... Can you talk to my wife about this?
  21. Owner scheduled online incorrectly.
  22. Owner decides they want something after checking out.
  23. Unicorn Client
  24. I just have a quick question.
  25. Owner picked up later then they said they would.
  26. Owner declined everything (like we said they would).
  27. Owner complains about prices (like we can change them)
  28. Owner declines all VA things, approves when doctor calls.
  29. The owner said they were going to Starbucks
  30. Owner declines all additional surgery items (extractions)
  31. Owner asks what would you do?
  32. Doesn't my insurance cover that?
  33. When the client tells the doctor a different story from the VA.
  34. Curbside Client
  35. My pet is dying but can you trim its nails?
  36. Owner trapped associate on the phone/lobby