Where does apharmacist goon a vacation?To the StatinIsland. I bought theonly pack oflaxatives left atthe pharmacy.I'm so relieved.What do pigsapply on theirskin wounds?Antibioticoink-ments. Is it me or isthere aninteractionbetween us? Why did thepharmacytechnicians tiptoed inthe pharmacy? Theydidn't want to wakeup the sleeping pills. Which bodyof water sellsdrugs? ThePharma-sea. The pharmacy isalways crowdedduringHalloween. It's thetime wheneveryone startMy pet poodleloves to ridebikes. He isout dog-xy-cyclin now.What do youcall frozenIbuprofen?A chill pill. Somethingsare betterleftNSAIDS. BetaBlockers...makes me"LOL" Should Itell asodiumjoke? Na  What is apharmacytechnician'sfavoritebeverage?Cough-ee.Are you abox of BDpen needles?Because youare ultra-fine.What did thealien doctor sayto the spaceship? It's time toget your boostershotI am aspirin-g to be apharmacistsomeday.Do you havean inhaler?You took mybreath away.I don't findmedicine punsfunny anymoresince I begansuffering from anirony deficiency. What is apharmacystudent fromItaly favoriteantibiotic?Amox-Sicily-n.I've beenfeeling verylazy lately. Ithink I shouldtry-cyclin.Why don't yogurtand medicine getalong? One isprobiotic and theother is antibiotic.My diabetic friendisgreat at puns andone-linersbecausehe has pun-creaIf you give aFord FiestaAdderall, willit turn intoFord Focus?I need anImodiumbecause Ican't hold in mylove for you. Where does apharmacist goon a vacation?To the StatinIsland. I bought theonly pack oflaxatives left atthe pharmacy.I'm so relieved.What do pigsapply on theirskin wounds?Antibioticoink-ments. Is it me or isthere aninteractionbetween us? Why did thepharmacytechnicians tiptoed inthe pharmacy? Theydidn't want to wakeup the sleeping pills. Which bodyof water sellsdrugs? ThePharma-sea. The pharmacy isalways crowdedduringHalloween. It's thetime wheneveryone startMy pet poodleloves to ridebikes. He isout dog-xy-cyclin now.What do youcall frozenIbuprofen?A chill pill. Somethingsare betterleftNSAIDS. BetaBlockers...makes me"LOL" Should Itell asodiumjoke? Na  What is apharmacytechnician'sfavoritebeverage?Cough-ee.Are you abox of BDpen needles?Because youare ultra-fine.What did thealien doctor sayto the spaceship? It's time toget your boostershotI am aspirin-g to be apharmacistsomeday.Do you havean inhaler?You took mybreath away.I don't findmedicine punsfunny anymoresince I begansuffering from anirony deficiency. What is apharmacystudent fromItaly favoriteantibiotic?Amox-Sicily-n.I've beenfeeling verylazy lately. Ithink I shouldtry-cyclin.Why don't yogurtand medicine getalong? One isprobiotic and theother is antibiotic.My diabetic friendisgreat at puns andone-linersbecausehe has pun-creaIf you give aFord FiestaAdderall, willit turn intoFord Focus?I need anImodiumbecause Ican't hold in mylove for you. 

Pharmacy Week - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Where does a pharmacist go on a vacation? To the Statin Island.
  2. I bought the only pack of laxatives left at the pharmacy. I'm so relieved.
  3. What do pigs apply on their skin wounds? Antibiotic oink-ments.
  4. Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
  5. Why did the pharmacy technicians tiptoed in the pharmacy? They didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
  6. Which body of water sells drugs? The Pharma-sea.
  7. The pharmacy is always crowded during Halloween. It's the time when everyone start
  8. My pet poodle loves to ride bikes. He is out dog-xy-cyclin now.
  9. What do you call frozen Ibuprofen? A chill pill.
  10. Somethings are better left NSAIDS.
  11. Beta Blockers... makes me "LOL"
  12. Should I tell a sodium joke? Na
  13. What is a pharmacy technician's favorite beverage? Cough-ee.
  14. Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
  15. What did the alien doctor say to the space ship? It's time to get your booster shot
  16. I am aspirin-g to be a pharmacist someday.
  17. Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
  18. I don't find medicine puns funny anymore since I began suffering from an irony deficiency.
  19. What is a pharmacy student from Italy favorite antibiotic? Amox-Sicily-n.
  20. I've been feeling very lazy lately. I think I should try-cyclin.
  21. Why don't yogurt and medicine get along? One is probiotic and the other is antibiotic.
  22. My diabetic friend is great at puns and one-liners because he has pun-crea
  23. If you give a Ford Fiesta Adderall, will it turn into Ford Focus?
  24. I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.