Where does apharmacist goon a vacation?To the StatinIsland. I don't findmedicine punsfunny anymoresince I begansuffering from anirony deficiency. I've beenfeeling verylazy lately. Ithink I shouldtry-cyclin.My diabetic friendisgreat at puns andone-linersbecausehe has pun-creaWhat did thealien doctor sayto the spaceship? It's time toget your boostershot Should Itell asodiumjoke? Na  Do you havean inhaler?You took mybreath away.If you give aFord FiestaAdderall, willit turn intoFord Focus?What is apharmacytechnician'sfavoritebeverage?Cough-ee.What do youcall frozenIbuprofen?A chill pill. My pet poodleloves to ridebikes. He isout dog-xy-cyclin now.Is it me or isthere aninteractionbetween us? Why did thepharmacytechnicians tiptoed inthe pharmacy? Theydidn't want to wakeup the sleeping pills. I need anImodiumbecause Ican't hold in mylove for you. Somethingsare betterleftNSAIDS. What is apharmacystudent fromItaly favoriteantibiotic?Amox-Sicily-n.The pharmacy isalways crowdedduringHalloween. It's thetime wheneveryone startI am aspirin-g to be apharmacistsomeday.BetaBlockers...makes me"LOL"What do pigsapply on theirskin wounds?Antibioticoink-ments. Why don't yogurtand medicine getalong? One isprobiotic and theother is antibiotic.Which bodyof water sellsdrugs? ThePharma-sea. Are you abox of BDpen needles?Because youare ultra-fine.I bought theonly pack oflaxatives left atthe pharmacy.I'm so relieved.Where does apharmacist goon a vacation?To the StatinIsland. I don't findmedicine punsfunny anymoresince I begansuffering from anirony deficiency. I've beenfeeling verylazy lately. Ithink I shouldtry-cyclin.My diabetic friendisgreat at puns andone-linersbecausehe has pun-creaWhat did thealien doctor sayto the spaceship? It's time toget your boostershot Should Itell asodiumjoke? Na  Do you havean inhaler?You took mybreath away.If you give aFord FiestaAdderall, willit turn intoFord Focus?What is apharmacytechnician'sfavoritebeverage?Cough-ee.What do youcall frozenIbuprofen?A chill pill. My pet poodleloves to ridebikes. He isout dog-xy-cyclin now.Is it me or isthere aninteractionbetween us? Why did thepharmacytechnicians tiptoed inthe pharmacy? Theydidn't want to wakeup the sleeping pills. I need anImodiumbecause Ican't hold in mylove for you. Somethingsare betterleftNSAIDS. What is apharmacystudent fromItaly favoriteantibiotic?Amox-Sicily-n.The pharmacy isalways crowdedduringHalloween. It's thetime wheneveryone startI am aspirin-g to be apharmacistsomeday.BetaBlockers...makes me"LOL"What do pigsapply on theirskin wounds?Antibioticoink-ments. Why don't yogurtand medicine getalong? One isprobiotic and theother is antibiotic.Which bodyof water sellsdrugs? ThePharma-sea. Are you abox of BDpen needles?Because youare ultra-fine.I bought theonly pack oflaxatives left atthe pharmacy.I'm so relieved.

Pharmacy Week - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Where does a pharmacist go on a vacation? To the Statin Island.
  2. I don't find medicine puns funny anymore since I began suffering from an irony deficiency.
  3. I've been feeling very lazy lately. I think I should try-cyclin.
  4. My diabetic friend is great at puns and one-liners because he has pun-crea
  5. What did the alien doctor say to the space ship? It's time to get your booster shot
  6. Should I tell a sodium joke? Na
  7. Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
  8. If you give a Ford Fiesta Adderall, will it turn into Ford Focus?
  9. What is a pharmacy technician's favorite beverage? Cough-ee.
  10. What do you call frozen Ibuprofen? A chill pill.
  11. My pet poodle loves to ride bikes. He is out dog-xy-cyclin now.
  12. Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
  13. Why did the pharmacy technicians tiptoed in the pharmacy? They didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
  14. I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
  15. Somethings are better left NSAIDS.
  16. What is a pharmacy student from Italy favorite antibiotic? Amox-Sicily-n.
  17. The pharmacy is always crowded during Halloween. It's the time when everyone start
  18. I am aspirin-g to be a pharmacist someday.
  19. Beta Blockers... makes me "LOL"
  20. What do pigs apply on their skin wounds? Antibiotic oink-ments.
  21. Why don't yogurt and medicine get along? One is probiotic and the other is antibiotic.
  22. Which body of water sells drugs? The Pharma-sea.
  23. Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
  24. I bought the only pack of laxatives left at the pharmacy. I'm so relieved.