BetaBlockers...makes me"LOL"I need anImodiumbecause Ican't hold in mylove for you.I've beenfeeling verylazy lately. Ithink I shouldtry-cyclin.Somethingsare betterleftNSAIDS.I bought theonly pack oflaxatives left atthe pharmacy.I'm so relieved.Should Itell asodiumjoke? NaWhere does apharmacist goon a vacation?To the StatinIsland.What is apharmacystudent fromItaly favoriteantibiotic?Amox-Sicily-n.Do you havean inhaler?You took mybreath away.My diabetic friend isgreat at puns andone-liners becausehe has pun-creaticdiseaseWhat did thealien doctor sayto the spaceship? It's time toget your boostershot.What do youcall frozenIbuprofen?A chill pill.If you give aFord FiestaAdderall, willit turn intoFord Focus?Why don't yogurtand medicine getalong? One isprobiotic and theother is antibiotic.What do pigsapply on theirskin wounds?Antibioticoink-ments.Why did thepharmacytechnicians tiptoed inthe pharmacy? Theydidn't want to wakeup the sleeping pills.Is it me or isthere aninteractionbetween us?My pet poodleloves to ridebikes. He isout dog-xycyclinnow.Which bodyof water sellsdrugs? ThePharma-sea.What is apharmacytechnician'sfavoritebeverage?Cough-ee.The pharmacy isalways crowdedduringHalloween. It's thetime wheneveryone startscoffin.Are you abox of BDpen needles?Because youare ultra-fine.I am aspirin-gto be apharmacistsomeday.I don't findmedicine punsfunny anymoresince I begansuffering from anirony deficiency.BetaBlockers...makes me"LOL"I need anImodiumbecause Ican't hold in mylove for you.I've beenfeeling verylazy lately. Ithink I shouldtry-cyclin.Somethingsare betterleftNSAIDS.I bought theonly pack oflaxatives left atthe pharmacy.I'm so relieved.Should Itell asodiumjoke? NaWhere does apharmacist goon a vacation?To the StatinIsland.What is apharmacystudent fromItaly favoriteantibiotic?Amox-Sicily-n.Do you havean inhaler?You took mybreath away.My diabetic friend isgreat at puns andone-liners becausehe has pun-creaticdiseaseWhat did thealien doctor sayto the spaceship? It's time toget your boostershot.What do youcall frozenIbuprofen?A chill pill.If you give aFord FiestaAdderall, willit turn intoFord Focus?Why don't yogurtand medicine getalong? One isprobiotic and theother is antibiotic.What do pigsapply on theirskin wounds?Antibioticoink-ments.Why did thepharmacytechnicians tiptoed inthe pharmacy? Theydidn't want to wakeup the sleeping pills.Is it me or isthere aninteractionbetween us?My pet poodleloves to ridebikes. He isout dog-xycyclinnow.Which bodyof water sellsdrugs? ThePharma-sea.What is apharmacytechnician'sfavoritebeverage?Cough-ee.The pharmacy isalways crowdedduringHalloween. It's thetime wheneveryone startscoffin.Are you abox of BDpen needles?Because youare ultra-fine.I am aspirin-gto be apharmacistsomeday.I don't findmedicine punsfunny anymoresince I begansuffering from anirony deficiency.

Pharmacy Week - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Beta Blockers... makes me "LOL"
  2. I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
  3. I've been feeling very lazy lately. I think I should try-cyclin.
  4. Somethings are better left NSAIDS.
  5. I bought the only pack of laxatives left at the pharmacy. I'm so relieved.
  6. Should I tell a sodium joke? Na
  7. Where does a pharmacist go on a vacation? To the Statin Island.
  8. What is a pharmacy student from Italy favorite antibiotic? Amox-Sicily-n.
  9. Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
  10. My diabetic friend is great at puns and one-liners because he has pun-creatic disease
  11. What did the alien doctor say to the space ship? It's time to get your booster shot.
  12. What do you call frozen Ibuprofen? A chill pill.
  13. If you give a Ford Fiesta Adderall, will it turn into Ford Focus?
  14. Why don't yogurt and medicine get along? One is probiotic and the other is antibiotic.
  15. What do pigs apply on their skin wounds? Antibiotic oink-ments.
  16. Why did the pharmacy technicians tiptoed in the pharmacy? They didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
  17. Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
  18. My pet poodle loves to ride bikes. He is out dog-xycyclin now.
  19. Which body of water sells drugs? The Pharma-sea.
  20. What is a pharmacy technician's favorite beverage? Cough-ee.
  21. The pharmacy is always crowded during Halloween. It's the time when everyone starts coffin.
  22. Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
  23. I am aspirin-g to be a pharmacist someday.
  24. I don't find medicine puns funny anymore since I began suffering from an irony deficiency.