Why don't yogurtand medicine getalong? One isprobiotic and theother is antibiotic.What do youcall frozenIbuprofen?A chill pill.Should Itell asodiumjoke? NaI don't findmedicine punsfunny anymoresince I begansuffering from anirony deficiency.What did thealien doctor sayto the spaceship? It's time toget your boostershot.What do pigsapply on theirskin wounds?Antibioticoink-ments.Are you abox of BDpen needles?Because youare ultra-fine.I am aspirin-gto be apharmacistsomeday.I need anImodiumbecause Ican't hold in mylove for you.Which bodyof water sellsdrugs? ThePharma-sea.I bought theonly pack oflaxatives left atthe pharmacy.I'm so relieved.What is apharmacytechnician'sfavoritebeverage?Cough-ee.BetaBlockers...makes me"LOL"My diabetic friend isgreat at puns andone-liners becausehe has pun-creaticdiseaseWhere does apharmacist goon a vacation?To the StatinIsland.Why did thepharmacytechnicians tiptoed inthe pharmacy? Theydidn't want to wakeup the sleeping pills.What is apharmacystudent fromItaly favoriteantibiotic?Amox-Sicily-n.My pet poodleloves to ridebikes. He isout dog-xycyclinnow.Is it me or isthere aninteractionbetween us?I've beenfeeling verylazy lately. Ithink I shouldtry-cyclin.If you give aFord FiestaAdderall, willit turn intoFord Focus?Do you havean inhaler?You took mybreath away.The pharmacy isalways crowdedduringHalloween. It's thetime wheneveryone startscoffin.Somethingsare betterleftNSAIDS.Why don't yogurtand medicine getalong? One isprobiotic and theother is antibiotic.What do youcall frozenIbuprofen?A chill pill.Should Itell asodiumjoke? NaI don't findmedicine punsfunny anymoresince I begansuffering from anirony deficiency.What did thealien doctor sayto the spaceship? It's time toget your boostershot.What do pigsapply on theirskin wounds?Antibioticoink-ments.Are you abox of BDpen needles?Because youare ultra-fine.I am aspirin-gto be apharmacistsomeday.I need anImodiumbecause Ican't hold in mylove for you.Which bodyof water sellsdrugs? ThePharma-sea.I bought theonly pack oflaxatives left atthe pharmacy.I'm so relieved.What is apharmacytechnician'sfavoritebeverage?Cough-ee.BetaBlockers...makes me"LOL"My diabetic friend isgreat at puns andone-liners becausehe has pun-creaticdiseaseWhere does apharmacist goon a vacation?To the StatinIsland.Why did thepharmacytechnicians tiptoed inthe pharmacy? Theydidn't want to wakeup the sleeping pills.What is apharmacystudent fromItaly favoriteantibiotic?Amox-Sicily-n.My pet poodleloves to ridebikes. He isout dog-xycyclinnow.Is it me or isthere aninteractionbetween us?I've beenfeeling verylazy lately. Ithink I shouldtry-cyclin.If you give aFord FiestaAdderall, willit turn intoFord Focus?Do you havean inhaler?You took mybreath away.The pharmacy isalways crowdedduringHalloween. It's thetime wheneveryone startscoffin.Somethingsare betterleftNSAIDS.

Pharmacy Week - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why don't yogurt and medicine get along? One is probiotic and the other is antibiotic.
  2. What do you call frozen Ibuprofen? A chill pill.
  3. Should I tell a sodium joke? Na
  4. I don't find medicine puns funny anymore since I began suffering from an irony deficiency.
  5. What did the alien doctor say to the space ship? It's time to get your booster shot.
  6. What do pigs apply on their skin wounds? Antibiotic oink-ments.
  7. Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
  8. I am aspirin-g to be a pharmacist someday.
  9. I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
  10. Which body of water sells drugs? The Pharma-sea.
  11. I bought the only pack of laxatives left at the pharmacy. I'm so relieved.
  12. What is a pharmacy technician's favorite beverage? Cough-ee.
  13. Beta Blockers... makes me "LOL"
  14. My diabetic friend is great at puns and one-liners because he has pun-creatic disease
  15. Where does a pharmacist go on a vacation? To the Statin Island.
  16. Why did the pharmacy technicians tiptoed in the pharmacy? They didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
  17. What is a pharmacy student from Italy favorite antibiotic? Amox-Sicily-n.
  18. My pet poodle loves to ride bikes. He is out dog-xycyclin now.
  19. Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
  20. I've been feeling very lazy lately. I think I should try-cyclin.
  21. If you give a Ford Fiesta Adderall, will it turn into Ford Focus?
  22. Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
  23. The pharmacy is always crowded during Halloween. It's the time when everyone starts coffin.
  24. Somethings are better left NSAIDS.