BetaBlockers...makes me"LOL"I don't findmedicine punsfunny anymoresince I begansuffering from anirony deficiency.Are you abox of BDpen needles?Because youare ultra-fine.What do pigsapply on theirskin wounds?Antibioticoink-ments.Which bodyof water sellsdrugs? ThePharma-sea.What is apharmacytechnician'sfavoritebeverage?Cough-ee.Is it me or isthere aninteractionbetween us?I've beenfeeling verylazy lately. Ithink I shouldtry-cyclin.What is apharmacystudent fromItaly favoriteantibiotic?Amox-Sicily-n.Why don't yogurtand medicine getalong? One isprobiotic and theother is antibiotic.I bought theonly pack oflaxatives left atthe pharmacy.I'm so relieved.Should Itell asodiumjoke? NaWhat did thealien doctor sayto the spaceship? It's time toget your boostershot.The pharmacy isalways crowdedduringHalloween. It's thetime wheneveryone startscoffin.My pet poodleloves to ridebikes. He isout dog-xycyclinnow.What do youcall frozenIbuprofen?A chill pill.Where does apharmacist goon a vacation?To the StatinIsland.If you give aFord FiestaAdderall, willit turn intoFord Focus?I need anImodiumbecause Ican't hold in mylove for you.I am aspirin-gto be apharmacistsomeday.My diabetic friend isgreat at puns andone-liners becausehe has pun-creaticdiseaseWhy did thepharmacytechnicians tiptoed inthe pharmacy? Theydidn't want to wakeup the sleeping pills.Somethingsare betterleftNSAIDS.Do you havean inhaler?You took mybreath away.BetaBlockers...makes me"LOL"I don't findmedicine punsfunny anymoresince I begansuffering from anirony deficiency.Are you abox of BDpen needles?Because youare ultra-fine.What do pigsapply on theirskin wounds?Antibioticoink-ments.Which bodyof water sellsdrugs? ThePharma-sea.What is apharmacytechnician'sfavoritebeverage?Cough-ee.Is it me or isthere aninteractionbetween us?I've beenfeeling verylazy lately. Ithink I shouldtry-cyclin.What is apharmacystudent fromItaly favoriteantibiotic?Amox-Sicily-n.Why don't yogurtand medicine getalong? One isprobiotic and theother is antibiotic.I bought theonly pack oflaxatives left atthe pharmacy.I'm so relieved.Should Itell asodiumjoke? NaWhat did thealien doctor sayto the spaceship? It's time toget your boostershot.The pharmacy isalways crowdedduringHalloween. It's thetime wheneveryone startscoffin.My pet poodleloves to ridebikes. He isout dog-xycyclinnow.What do youcall frozenIbuprofen?A chill pill.Where does apharmacist goon a vacation?To the StatinIsland.If you give aFord FiestaAdderall, willit turn intoFord Focus?I need anImodiumbecause Ican't hold in mylove for you.I am aspirin-gto be apharmacistsomeday.My diabetic friend isgreat at puns andone-liners becausehe has pun-creaticdiseaseWhy did thepharmacytechnicians tiptoed inthe pharmacy? Theydidn't want to wakeup the sleeping pills.Somethingsare betterleftNSAIDS.Do you havean inhaler?You took mybreath away.

Pharmacy Week - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Beta Blockers... makes me "LOL"
  2. I don't find medicine puns funny anymore since I began suffering from an irony deficiency.
  3. Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
  4. What do pigs apply on their skin wounds? Antibiotic oink-ments.
  5. Which body of water sells drugs? The Pharma-sea.
  6. What is a pharmacy technician's favorite beverage? Cough-ee.
  7. Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
  8. I've been feeling very lazy lately. I think I should try-cyclin.
  9. What is a pharmacy student from Italy favorite antibiotic? Amox-Sicily-n.
  10. Why don't yogurt and medicine get along? One is probiotic and the other is antibiotic.
  11. I bought the only pack of laxatives left at the pharmacy. I'm so relieved.
  12. Should I tell a sodium joke? Na
  13. What did the alien doctor say to the space ship? It's time to get your booster shot.
  14. The pharmacy is always crowded during Halloween. It's the time when everyone starts coffin.
  15. My pet poodle loves to ride bikes. He is out dog-xycyclin now.
  16. What do you call frozen Ibuprofen? A chill pill.
  17. Where does a pharmacist go on a vacation? To the Statin Island.
  18. If you give a Ford Fiesta Adderall, will it turn into Ford Focus?
  19. I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
  20. I am aspirin-g to be a pharmacist someday.
  21. My diabetic friend is great at puns and one-liners because he has pun-creatic disease
  22. Why did the pharmacy technicians tiptoed in the pharmacy? They didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
  23. Somethings are better left NSAIDS.
  24. Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.