If you give aFord FiestaAdderall, willit turn intoFord Focus?My diabetic friend isgreat at puns andone-liners becausehe has pun-creaticdiseaseDo you havean inhaler?You took mybreath away.I bought theonly pack oflaxatives left atthe pharmacy.I'm so relieved.What is apharmacytechnician'sfavoritebeverage?Cough-ee.Which bodyof water sellsdrugs? ThePharma-sea.The pharmacy isalways crowdedduringHalloween. It's thetime wheneveryone startscoffin.What do pigsapply on theirskin wounds?Antibioticoink-ments.I need anImodiumbecause Ican't hold in mylove for you.Should Itell asodiumjoke? NaI've beenfeeling verylazy lately. Ithink I shouldtry-cyclin.My pet poodleloves to ridebikes. He isout dog-xycyclinnow.Why don't yogurtand medicine getalong? One isprobiotic and theother is antibiotic.What did thealien doctor sayto the spaceship? It's time toget your boostershot.What do youcall frozenIbuprofen?A chill pill.BetaBlockers...makes me"LOL"Where does apharmacist goon a vacation?To the StatinIsland.I don't findmedicine punsfunny anymoresince I begansuffering from anirony deficiency.Somethingsare betterleftNSAIDS.Why did thepharmacytechnicians tiptoed inthe pharmacy? Theydidn't want to wakeup the sleeping pills.Are you abox of BDpen needles?Because youare ultra-fine.What is apharmacystudent fromItaly favoriteantibiotic?Amox-Sicily-n.I am aspirin-gto be apharmacistsomeday.Is it me or isthere aninteractionbetween us?If you give aFord FiestaAdderall, willit turn intoFord Focus?My diabetic friend isgreat at puns andone-liners becausehe has pun-creaticdiseaseDo you havean inhaler?You took mybreath away.I bought theonly pack oflaxatives left atthe pharmacy.I'm so relieved.What is apharmacytechnician'sfavoritebeverage?Cough-ee.Which bodyof water sellsdrugs? ThePharma-sea.The pharmacy isalways crowdedduringHalloween. It's thetime wheneveryone startscoffin.What do pigsapply on theirskin wounds?Antibioticoink-ments.I need anImodiumbecause Ican't hold in mylove for you.Should Itell asodiumjoke? NaI've beenfeeling verylazy lately. Ithink I shouldtry-cyclin.My pet poodleloves to ridebikes. He isout dog-xycyclinnow.Why don't yogurtand medicine getalong? One isprobiotic and theother is antibiotic.What did thealien doctor sayto the spaceship? It's time toget your boostershot.What do youcall frozenIbuprofen?A chill pill.BetaBlockers...makes me"LOL"Where does apharmacist goon a vacation?To the StatinIsland.I don't findmedicine punsfunny anymoresince I begansuffering from anirony deficiency.Somethingsare betterleftNSAIDS.Why did thepharmacytechnicians tiptoed inthe pharmacy? Theydidn't want to wakeup the sleeping pills.Are you abox of BDpen needles?Because youare ultra-fine.What is apharmacystudent fromItaly favoriteantibiotic?Amox-Sicily-n.I am aspirin-gto be apharmacistsomeday.Is it me or isthere aninteractionbetween us?

Pharmacy Week - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. If you give a Ford Fiesta Adderall, will it turn into Ford Focus?
  2. My diabetic friend is great at puns and one-liners because he has pun-creatic disease
  3. Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
  4. I bought the only pack of laxatives left at the pharmacy. I'm so relieved.
  5. What is a pharmacy technician's favorite beverage? Cough-ee.
  6. Which body of water sells drugs? The Pharma-sea.
  7. The pharmacy is always crowded during Halloween. It's the time when everyone starts coffin.
  8. What do pigs apply on their skin wounds? Antibiotic oink-ments.
  9. I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
  10. Should I tell a sodium joke? Na
  11. I've been feeling very lazy lately. I think I should try-cyclin.
  12. My pet poodle loves to ride bikes. He is out dog-xycyclin now.
  13. Why don't yogurt and medicine get along? One is probiotic and the other is antibiotic.
  14. What did the alien doctor say to the space ship? It's time to get your booster shot.
  15. What do you call frozen Ibuprofen? A chill pill.
  16. Beta Blockers... makes me "LOL"
  17. Where does a pharmacist go on a vacation? To the Statin Island.
  18. I don't find medicine puns funny anymore since I began suffering from an irony deficiency.
  19. Somethings are better left NSAIDS.
  20. Why did the pharmacy technicians tiptoed in the pharmacy? They didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
  21. Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
  22. What is a pharmacy student from Italy favorite antibiotic? Amox-Sicily-n.
  23. I am aspirin-g to be a pharmacist someday.
  24. Is it me or is there an interaction between us?