Where does apharmacist goon a vacation?To the StatinIsland.Are you abox of BDpen needles?Because youare ultra-fine.My pet poodleloves to ridebikes. He isout dog-xycyclinnow.Somethingsare betterleftNSAIDS.I bought theonly pack oflaxatives left atthe pharmacy.I'm so relieved.Why did thepharmacytechnicians tiptoed inthe pharmacy? Theydidn't want to wakeup the sleeping pills.What do youcall frozenIbuprofen?A chill pill.BetaBlockers...makes me"LOL"My diabetic friend isgreat at puns andone-liners becausehe has pun-creaticdiseaseWhat is apharmacystudent fromItaly favoriteantibiotic?Amox-Sicily-n.What did thealien doctor sayto the spaceship? It's time toget your boostershot.What is apharmacytechnician'sfavoritebeverage?Cough-ee.Why don't yogurtand medicine getalong? One isprobiotic and theother is antibiotic.I've beenfeeling verylazy lately. Ithink I shouldtry-cyclin.Do you havean inhaler?You took mybreath away.Is it me or isthere aninteractionbetween us?I don't findmedicine punsfunny anymoresince I begansuffering from anirony deficiency.I am aspirin-gto be apharmacistsomeday.Should Itell asodiumjoke? NaI need anImodiumbecause Ican't hold in mylove for you.Which bodyof water sellsdrugs? ThePharma-sea.If you give aFord FiestaAdderall, willit turn intoFord Focus?The pharmacy isalways crowdedduringHalloween. It's thetime wheneveryone startscoffin.What do pigsapply on theirskin wounds?Antibioticoink-ments.Where does apharmacist goon a vacation?To the StatinIsland.Are you abox of BDpen needles?Because youare ultra-fine.My pet poodleloves to ridebikes. He isout dog-xycyclinnow.Somethingsare betterleftNSAIDS.I bought theonly pack oflaxatives left atthe pharmacy.I'm so relieved.Why did thepharmacytechnicians tiptoed inthe pharmacy? Theydidn't want to wakeup the sleeping pills.What do youcall frozenIbuprofen?A chill pill.BetaBlockers...makes me"LOL"My diabetic friend isgreat at puns andone-liners becausehe has pun-creaticdiseaseWhat is apharmacystudent fromItaly favoriteantibiotic?Amox-Sicily-n.What did thealien doctor sayto the spaceship? It's time toget your boostershot.What is apharmacytechnician'sfavoritebeverage?Cough-ee.Why don't yogurtand medicine getalong? One isprobiotic and theother is antibiotic.I've beenfeeling verylazy lately. Ithink I shouldtry-cyclin.Do you havean inhaler?You took mybreath away.Is it me or isthere aninteractionbetween us?I don't findmedicine punsfunny anymoresince I begansuffering from anirony deficiency.I am aspirin-gto be apharmacistsomeday.Should Itell asodiumjoke? NaI need anImodiumbecause Ican't hold in mylove for you.Which bodyof water sellsdrugs? ThePharma-sea.If you give aFord FiestaAdderall, willit turn intoFord Focus?The pharmacy isalways crowdedduringHalloween. It's thetime wheneveryone startscoffin.What do pigsapply on theirskin wounds?Antibioticoink-ments.

Pharmacy Week - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Where does a pharmacist go on a vacation? To the Statin Island.
  2. Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
  3. My pet poodle loves to ride bikes. He is out dog-xycyclin now.
  4. Somethings are better left NSAIDS.
  5. I bought the only pack of laxatives left at the pharmacy. I'm so relieved.
  6. Why did the pharmacy technicians tiptoed in the pharmacy? They didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
  7. What do you call frozen Ibuprofen? A chill pill.
  8. Beta Blockers... makes me "LOL"
  9. My diabetic friend is great at puns and one-liners because he has pun-creatic disease
  10. What is a pharmacy student from Italy favorite antibiotic? Amox-Sicily-n.
  11. What did the alien doctor say to the space ship? It's time to get your booster shot.
  12. What is a pharmacy technician's favorite beverage? Cough-ee.
  13. Why don't yogurt and medicine get along? One is probiotic and the other is antibiotic.
  14. I've been feeling very lazy lately. I think I should try-cyclin.
  15. Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
  16. Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
  17. I don't find medicine puns funny anymore since I began suffering from an irony deficiency.
  18. I am aspirin-g to be a pharmacist someday.
  19. Should I tell a sodium joke? Na
  20. I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
  21. Which body of water sells drugs? The Pharma-sea.
  22. If you give a Ford Fiesta Adderall, will it turn into Ford Focus?
  23. The pharmacy is always crowded during Halloween. It's the time when everyone starts coffin.
  24. What do pigs apply on their skin wounds? Antibiotic oink-ments.