Auntiecuts inline forfoodI getmistakenas one ofyou twoSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomRandomunclegives memoneySomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomSomeonecriesUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistSomeonespills theirdrinkSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesSomeonethrows upSomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeonecommentsabout mysinging“It’ll beyour turnnext”At some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneSomeonecommentson myweight/appearanceDrunkuncles gethandsyAuntiecuts inline forfoodI getmistakenas one ofyou twoSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomRandomunclegives memoneySomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomSomeonecriesUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistSomeonespills theirdrinkSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesSomeonethrows upSomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeonecommentsabout mysinging“It’ll beyour turnnext”At some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneSomeonecommentson myweight/appearanceDrunkuncles gethandsy

Punjabi Wedding Sh!t - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Auntie cuts in line for food
  2. I get mistaken as one of you two
  3. Someone thinks I’m younger/older than I am
  4. I get stabbed in the foot by a rouge bindi
  5. Someone asks if Nireet still plays sports
  6. Someone gets locked out of the hotel room
  7. Random uncle gives me money
  8. Someone says Divneet looks like mom
  9. Someone cries
  10. Uncles throw money on the dance floor
  11. An old auntie in the bathroom makes me tie her nala
  12. Random aunties playing with cards
  13. Someone says something racist/ sexist
  14. Someone spills their drink
  15. Someone wants to set me up with their doctor cousin/ friend
  16. Someone falls on the dance floor
  17. Someone makes me talk to a child for more than 10 minutes
  18. Someone throws up
  19. Someone says a snarky comment about the bride’s clothes
  20. Someone comments about my singing
  21. “It’ll be your turn next”
  22. At some point I go to the bathroom and Divneet and Kristen are hiding away from everyone
  23. Someone comments on my weight/appearance
  24. Drunk uncles get handsy