Someonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorSomeonecriesRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsI getmistakenas one ofyou twoSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloor“It’ll beyour turnnext”At some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeonethrows upSomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomRandomunclegives memoneySomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomAuntiecuts inline forfoodSomeonespills theirdrinkSomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsDrunkuncles gethandsySomeonecommentson myweight/appearanceSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorSomeonecriesRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsI getmistakenas one ofyou twoSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloor“It’ll beyour turnnext”At some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeonethrows upSomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomRandomunclegives memoneySomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomAuntiecuts inline forfoodSomeonespills theirdrinkSomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsDrunkuncles gethandsySomeonecommentson myweight/appearance

Punjabi Wedding Sh!t - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone makes me talk to a child for more than 10 minutes
  2. An old auntie in the bathroom makes me tie her nala
  3. Someone falls on the dance floor
  4. Someone cries
  5. Random aunties playing with cards
  6. I get mistaken as one of you two
  7. Someone thinks I’m younger/older than I am
  8. Someone wants to set me up with their doctor cousin/ friend
  9. Uncles throw money on the dance floor
  10. “It’ll be your turn next”
  11. At some point I go to the bathroom and Divneet and Kristen are hiding away from everyone
  12. Someone says something racist/ sexist
  13. I get stabbed in the foot by a rouge bindi
  14. Someone throws up
  15. Someone comments about my singing
  16. Someone says Divneet looks like mom
  17. Random uncle gives me money
  18. Someone gets locked out of the hotel room
  19. Auntie cuts in line for food
  20. Someone spills their drink
  21. Someone says a snarky comment about the bride’s clothes
  22. Someone asks if Nireet still plays sports
  23. Drunk uncles get handsy
  24. Someone comments on my weight/appearance