Randomauntiesplayingwith cardsSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneSomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel room“It’ll beyour turnnext”Someonecommentson myweight/appearanceI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeonespills theirdrinkSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesI getmistakenas one ofyou twoSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendDrunkuncles gethandsySomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomRandomunclegives memoneyAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaSomeonecriesUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorSomeonethrows upAuntiecuts inline forfoodRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneSomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel room“It’ll beyour turnnext”Someonecommentson myweight/appearanceI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeonespills theirdrinkSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesI getmistakenas one ofyou twoSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendDrunkuncles gethandsySomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomRandomunclegives memoneyAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaSomeonecriesUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorSomeonethrows upAuntiecuts inline forfood

Punjabi Wedding Sh!t - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Random aunties playing with cards
  2. Someone falls on the dance floor
  3. At some point I go to the bathroom and Divneet and Kristen are hiding away from everyone
  4. Someone comments about my singing
  5. Someone gets locked out of the hotel room
  6. “It’ll be your turn next”
  7. Someone comments on my weight/appearance
  8. I get stabbed in the foot by a rouge bindi
  9. Someone spills their drink
  10. Someone makes me talk to a child for more than 10 minutes
  11. I get mistaken as one of you two
  12. Someone wants to set me up with their doctor cousin/ friend
  13. Drunk uncles get handsy
  14. Someone says a snarky comment about the bride’s clothes
  15. Someone says something racist/ sexist
  16. Someone thinks I’m younger/older than I am
  17. Someone asks if Nireet still plays sports
  18. Someone says Divneet looks like mom
  19. Random uncle gives me money
  20. An old auntie in the bathroom makes me tie her nala
  21. Someone cries
  22. Uncles throw money on the dance floor
  23. Someone throws up
  24. Auntie cuts in line for food