“It’ll beyour turnnext”Someonecommentsabout mysingingRandomunclegives memoneyUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomSomeonecriesI getmistakenas one ofyou twoSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amAuntiecuts inline forfoodSomeonethrows upSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistDrunkuncles gethandsyAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsSomeonecommentson myweight/appearanceSomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesSomeonespills theirdrink“It’ll beyour turnnext”Someonecommentsabout mysingingRandomunclegives memoneyUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomSomeonecriesI getmistakenas one ofyou twoSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amAuntiecuts inline forfoodSomeonethrows upSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistDrunkuncles gethandsyAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsSomeonecommentson myweight/appearanceSomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesSomeonespills theirdrink

Punjabi Wedding Sh!t - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “It’ll be your turn next”
  2. Someone comments about my singing
  3. Random uncle gives me money
  4. Uncles throw money on the dance floor
  5. Someone wants to set me up with their doctor cousin/ friend
  6. Someone says Divneet looks like mom
  7. Someone cries
  8. I get mistaken as one of you two
  9. Someone asks if Nireet still plays sports
  10. Someone gets locked out of the hotel room
  11. I get stabbed in the foot by a rouge bindi
  12. At some point I go to the bathroom and Divneet and Kristen are hiding away from everyone
  13. Someone falls on the dance floor
  14. Someone thinks I’m younger/older than I am
  15. Auntie cuts in line for food
  16. Someone throws up
  17. Someone says something racist/ sexist
  18. Drunk uncles get handsy
  19. An old auntie in the bathroom makes me tie her nala
  20. Random aunties playing with cards
  21. Someone comments on my weight/appearance
  22. Someone says a snarky comment about the bride’s clothes
  23. Someone makes me talk to a child for more than 10 minutes
  24. Someone spills their drink