I getmistakenas one ofyou twoAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonecommentson myweight/appearance“It’ll beyour turnnext”Randomunclegives memoneyAuntiecuts inline forfoodSomeonespills theirdrinkSomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesDrunkuncles gethandsyAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendSomeonecriesI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeonethrows upSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amI getmistakenas one ofyou twoAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonecommentson myweight/appearance“It’ll beyour turnnext”Randomunclegives memoneyAuntiecuts inline forfoodSomeonespills theirdrinkSomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesDrunkuncles gethandsyAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendSomeonecriesI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeonethrows upSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I am

Punjabi Wedding Sh!t - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I get mistaken as one of you two
  2. At some point I go to the bathroom and Divneet and Kristen are hiding away from everyone
  3. Uncles throw money on the dance floor
  4. Someone gets locked out of the hotel room
  5. Someone asks if Nireet still plays sports
  6. Someone comments on my weight/appearance
  7. “It’ll be your turn next”
  8. Random uncle gives me money
  9. Auntie cuts in line for food
  10. Someone spills their drink
  11. Someone comments about my singing
  12. Someone says Divneet looks like mom
  13. Someone makes me talk to a child for more than 10 minutes
  14. Drunk uncles get handsy
  15. An old auntie in the bathroom makes me tie her nala
  16. Someone wants to set me up with their doctor cousin/ friend
  17. Someone cries
  18. I get stabbed in the foot by a rouge bindi
  19. Someone says a snarky comment about the bride’s clothes
  20. Someone throws up
  21. Someone says something racist/ sexist
  22. Someone falls on the dance floor
  23. Random aunties playing with cards
  24. Someone thinks I’m younger/older than I am