An old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amDrunkuncles gethandsySomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeonecriesUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorAuntiecuts inline forfoodSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistRandomunclegives memoney“It’ll beyour turnnext”Someonecommentson myweight/appearanceRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesSomeonespills theirdrinkAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomI getmistakenas one ofyou twoSomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonethrows upAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amDrunkuncles gethandsySomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeonecriesUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorAuntiecuts inline forfoodSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistRandomunclegives memoney“It’ll beyour turnnext”Someonecommentson myweight/appearanceRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesSomeonespills theirdrinkAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomI getmistakenas one ofyou twoSomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonethrows up

Punjabi Wedding Sh!t - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. An old auntie in the bathroom makes me tie her nala
  2. Someone wants to set me up with their doctor cousin/ friend
  3. Someone says Divneet looks like mom
  4. Someone thinks I’m younger/older than I am
  5. Drunk uncles get handsy
  6. Someone says a snarky comment about the bride’s clothes
  7. I get stabbed in the foot by a rouge bindi
  8. Someone cries
  9. Uncles throw money on the dance floor
  10. Auntie cuts in line for food
  11. Someone says something racist/ sexist
  12. Random uncle gives me money
  13. “It’ll be your turn next”
  14. Someone comments on my weight/appearance
  15. Random aunties playing with cards
  16. Someone asks if Nireet still plays sports
  17. Someone makes me talk to a child for more than 10 minutes
  18. Someone spills their drink
  19. At some point I go to the bathroom and Divneet and Kristen are hiding away from everyone
  20. Someone falls on the dance floor
  21. Someone gets locked out of the hotel room
  22. I get mistaken as one of you two
  23. Someone comments about my singing
  24. Someone throws up