Randomunclegives memoneySomeonefalls onthe dancefloorDrunkuncles gethandsySomeonethrows upRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaSomeonecriesSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistSomeonespills theirdrinkUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomSomeonecommentsabout mysinging“It’ll beyour turnnext”Someonecommentson myweight/appearanceI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiAuntiecuts inline forfoodI getmistakenas one ofyou twoSomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendRandomunclegives memoneySomeonefalls onthe dancefloorDrunkuncles gethandsySomeonethrows upRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaSomeonecriesSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistSomeonespills theirdrinkUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomSomeonecommentsabout mysinging“It’ll beyour turnnext”Someonecommentson myweight/appearanceI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiAuntiecuts inline forfoodI getmistakenas one ofyou twoSomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friend

Punjabi Wedding Sh!t - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Random uncle gives me money
  2. Someone falls on the dance floor
  3. Drunk uncles get handsy
  4. Someone throws up
  5. Random aunties playing with cards
  6. An old auntie in the bathroom makes me tie her nala
  7. Someone cries
  8. Someone asks if Nireet still plays sports
  9. Someone says something racist/ sexist
  10. Someone spills their drink
  11. Uncles throw money on the dance floor
  12. At some point I go to the bathroom and Divneet and Kristen are hiding away from everyone
  13. Someone thinks I’m younger/older than I am
  14. Someone says Divneet looks like mom
  15. Someone comments about my singing
  16. “It’ll be your turn next”
  17. Someone comments on my weight/appearance
  18. I get stabbed in the foot by a rouge bindi
  19. Auntie cuts in line for food
  20. I get mistaken as one of you two
  21. Someone says a snarky comment about the bride’s clothes
  22. Someone gets locked out of the hotel room
  23. Someone makes me talk to a child for more than 10 minutes
  24. Someone wants to set me up with their doctor cousin/ friend