Someonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneI getmistakenas one ofyou twoSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorSomeonecriesAuntiecuts inline forfoodSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeonethrows upSomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistRandomunclegives memoneyAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaSomeonespills theirdrinkDrunkuncles gethandsyUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonecommentson myweight/appearance“It’ll beyour turnnext”Someonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneI getmistakenas one ofyou twoSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorSomeonecriesAuntiecuts inline forfoodSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeonethrows upSomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistRandomunclegives memoneyAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaSomeonespills theirdrinkDrunkuncles gethandsyUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonecommentson myweight/appearance“It’ll beyour turnnext”

Punjabi Wedding Sh!t - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone says a snarky comment about the bride’s clothes
  2. At some point I go to the bathroom and Divneet and Kristen are hiding away from everyone
  3. I get mistaken as one of you two
  4. Someone gets locked out of the hotel room
  5. Someone says Divneet looks like mom
  6. Someone makes me talk to a child for more than 10 minutes
  7. Someone falls on the dance floor
  8. Someone cries
  9. Auntie cuts in line for food
  10. Someone wants to set me up with their doctor cousin/ friend
  11. Random aunties playing with cards
  12. I get stabbed in the foot by a rouge bindi
  13. Someone throws up
  14. Someone comments about my singing
  15. Someone says something racist/ sexist
  16. Random uncle gives me money
  17. An old auntie in the bathroom makes me tie her nala
  18. Someone spills their drink
  19. Drunk uncles get handsy
  20. Uncles throw money on the dance floor
  21. Someone thinks I’m younger/older than I am
  22. Someone asks if Nireet still plays sports
  23. Someone comments on my weight/appearance
  24. “It’ll be your turn next”