At some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneRandomunclegives memoneySomeonecommentson myweight/appearanceRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendAuntiecuts inline forfoodSomeonecriesSomeonespills theirdrinkSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amSomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutes“It’ll beyour turnnext”Someonethrows upSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorI getmistakenas one ofyou twoDrunkuncles gethandsyUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneRandomunclegives memoneySomeonecommentson myweight/appearanceRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendAuntiecuts inline forfoodSomeonecriesSomeonespills theirdrinkSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amSomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutes“It’ll beyour turnnext”Someonethrows upSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorI getmistakenas one ofyou twoDrunkuncles gethandsyUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloor

Punjabi Wedding Sh!t - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. At some point I go to the bathroom and Divneet and Kristen are hiding away from everyone
  2. Random uncle gives me money
  3. Someone comments on my weight/appearance
  4. Random aunties playing with cards
  5. Someone wants to set me up with their doctor cousin/ friend
  6. Auntie cuts in line for food
  7. Someone cries
  8. Someone spills their drink
  9. Someone thinks I’m younger/older than I am
  10. Someone comments about my singing
  11. Someone says a snarky comment about the bride’s clothes
  12. Someone says something racist/ sexist
  13. An old auntie in the bathroom makes me tie her nala
  14. Someone says Divneet looks like mom
  15. I get stabbed in the foot by a rouge bindi
  16. Someone makes me talk to a child for more than 10 minutes
  17. “It’ll be your turn next”
  18. Someone throws up
  19. Someone asks if Nireet still plays sports
  20. Someone gets locked out of the hotel room
  21. Someone falls on the dance floor
  22. I get mistaken as one of you two
  23. Drunk uncles get handsy
  24. Uncles throw money on the dance floor