Uncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorSomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendSomeonecommentson myweight/appearanceSomeonespills theirdrinkI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemom“It’ll beyour turnnext”Someonesayssomethingracist/ sexistSomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeonecriesSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsAuntiecuts inline forfoodI getmistakenas one ofyou twoSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaRandomunclegives memoneyDrunkuncles gethandsyRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsSomeonethrows upUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorSomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendSomeonecommentson myweight/appearanceSomeonespills theirdrinkI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemom“It’ll beyour turnnext”Someonesayssomethingracist/ sexistSomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeonecriesSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsAuntiecuts inline forfoodI getmistakenas one ofyou twoSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaRandomunclegives memoneyDrunkuncles gethandsyRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsSomeonethrows up

Punjabi Wedding Sh!t - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Uncles throw money on the dance floor
  2. Someone comments about my singing
  3. Someone wants to set me up with their doctor cousin/ friend
  4. Someone comments on my weight/appearance
  5. Someone spills their drink
  6. I get stabbed in the foot by a rouge bindi
  7. Someone says Divneet looks like mom
  8. “It’ll be your turn next”
  9. Someone says something racist/ sexist
  10. Someone says a snarky comment about the bride’s clothes
  11. Someone cries
  12. Someone gets locked out of the hotel room
  13. Someone asks if Nireet still plays sports
  14. Auntie cuts in line for food
  15. I get mistaken as one of you two
  16. Someone falls on the dance floor
  17. Someone thinks I’m younger/older than I am
  18. Someone makes me talk to a child for more than 10 minutes
  19. At some point I go to the bathroom and Divneet and Kristen are hiding away from everyone
  20. An old auntie in the bathroom makes me tie her nala
  21. Random uncle gives me money
  22. Drunk uncles get handsy
  23. Random aunties playing with cards
  24. Someone throws up