Someonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonethrows upAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaI getmistakenas one ofyou twoI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomSomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeonespills theirdrinkAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonecommentson myweight/appearance“It’ll beyour turnnext”Uncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomDrunkuncles gethandsySomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorSomeonecriesRandomunclegives memoneyAuntiecuts inline forfoodSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsSomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonethrows upAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaI getmistakenas one ofyou twoI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomSomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeonespills theirdrinkAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonecommentson myweight/appearance“It’ll beyour turnnext”Uncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomDrunkuncles gethandsySomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorSomeonecriesRandomunclegives memoneyAuntiecuts inline forfoodSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesRandomauntiesplayingwith cards

Punjabi Wedding Sh!t - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone comments about my singing
  2. Someone throws up
  3. An old auntie in the bathroom makes me tie her nala
  4. I get mistaken as one of you two
  5. I get stabbed in the foot by a rouge bindi
  6. Someone says something racist/ sexist
  7. Someone wants to set me up with their doctor cousin/ friend
  8. Someone says Divneet looks like mom
  9. Someone says a snarky comment about the bride’s clothes
  10. Someone spills their drink
  11. At some point I go to the bathroom and Divneet and Kristen are hiding away from everyone
  12. Someone asks if Nireet still plays sports
  13. Someone comments on my weight/appearance
  14. “It’ll be your turn next”
  15. Uncles throw money on the dance floor
  16. Someone gets locked out of the hotel room
  17. Drunk uncles get handsy
  18. Someone thinks I’m younger/older than I am
  19. Someone falls on the dance floor
  20. Someone cries
  21. Random uncle gives me money
  22. Auntie cuts in line for food
  23. Someone makes me talk to a child for more than 10 minutes
  24. Random aunties playing with cards