Someonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendSomeonecriesI getmistakenas one ofyou twoSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amDrunkuncles gethandsySomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomSomeonecommentsabout mysingingI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nala“It’ll beyour turnnext”Someonespills theirdrinkUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorSomeonethrows upSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsRandomunclegives memoneyAuntiecuts inline forfoodSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorSomeonecommentson myweight/appearanceSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendSomeonecriesI getmistakenas one ofyou twoSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amDrunkuncles gethandsySomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomSomeonecommentsabout mysingingI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nala“It’ll beyour turnnext”Someonespills theirdrinkUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorSomeonethrows upSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsRandomunclegives memoneyAuntiecuts inline forfoodSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorSomeonecommentson myweight/appearance

Punjabi Wedding Sh!t - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone wants to set me up with their doctor cousin/ friend
  2. Someone cries
  3. I get mistaken as one of you two
  4. Someone thinks I’m younger/older than I am
  5. Drunk uncles get handsy
  6. Someone says a snarky comment about the bride’s clothes
  7. Someone gets locked out of the hotel room
  8. Someone comments about my singing
  9. I get stabbed in the foot by a rouge bindi
  10. Someone says something racist/ sexist
  11. An old auntie in the bathroom makes me tie her nala
  12. “It’ll be your turn next”
  13. Someone spills their drink
  14. Uncles throw money on the dance floor
  15. Someone throws up
  16. Someone says Divneet looks like mom
  17. At some point I go to the bathroom and Divneet and Kristen are hiding away from everyone
  18. Someone makes me talk to a child for more than 10 minutes
  19. Random aunties playing with cards
  20. Random uncle gives me money
  21. Auntie cuts in line for food
  22. Someone asks if Nireet still plays sports
  23. Someone falls on the dance floor
  24. Someone comments on my weight/appearance