Someonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesRandomunclegives memoneyUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorDrunkuncles gethandsyAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneAuntiecuts inline forfoodRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomSomeonecriesAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistSomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I am“It’ll beyour turnnext”Someonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeonethrows upSomeonecommentson myweight/appearanceI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiI getmistakenas one ofyou twoSomeonespills theirdrinkSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesRandomunclegives memoneyUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorDrunkuncles gethandsyAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneAuntiecuts inline forfoodRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomSomeonecriesAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistSomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I am“It’ll beyour turnnext”Someonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeonethrows upSomeonecommentson myweight/appearanceI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiI getmistakenas one ofyou twoSomeonespills theirdrinkSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssports

Punjabi Wedding Sh!t - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone makes me talk to a child for more than 10 minutes
  2. Random uncle gives me money
  3. Uncles throw money on the dance floor
  4. Drunk uncles get handsy
  5. At some point I go to the bathroom and Divneet and Kristen are hiding away from everyone
  6. Auntie cuts in line for food
  7. Random aunties playing with cards
  8. Someone gets locked out of the hotel room
  9. Someone falls on the dance floor
  10. Someone says Divneet looks like mom
  11. Someone cries
  12. An old auntie in the bathroom makes me tie her nala
  13. Someone wants to set me up with their doctor cousin/ friend
  14. Someone says something racist/ sexist
  15. Someone comments about my singing
  16. Someone thinks I’m younger/older than I am
  17. “It’ll be your turn next”
  18. Someone says a snarky comment about the bride’s clothes
  19. Someone throws up
  20. Someone comments on my weight/appearance
  21. I get stabbed in the foot by a rouge bindi
  22. I get mistaken as one of you two
  23. Someone spills their drink
  24. Someone asks if Nireet still plays sports