I getmistakenas one ofyou twoSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsSomeonecriesSomeonespills theirdrinkSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorAuntiecuts inline forfoodAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaSomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistSomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorSomeonethrows upSomeonecommentson myweight/appearanceDrunkuncles gethandsyRandomunclegives memoneyAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friend“It’ll beyour turnnext”I getmistakenas one ofyou twoSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsSomeonecriesSomeonespills theirdrinkSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorAuntiecuts inline forfoodAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaSomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistSomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorSomeonethrows upSomeonecommentson myweight/appearanceDrunkuncles gethandsyRandomunclegives memoneyAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friend“It’ll beyour turnnext”

Punjabi Wedding Sh!t - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I get mistaken as one of you two
  2. Someone gets locked out of the hotel room
  3. Random aunties playing with cards
  4. Someone cries
  5. Someone spills their drink
  6. Someone asks if Nireet still plays sports
  7. Someone falls on the dance floor
  8. Auntie cuts in line for food
  9. An old auntie in the bathroom makes me tie her nala
  10. Someone comments about my singing
  11. Someone thinks I’m younger/older than I am
  12. Someone says something racist/ sexist
  13. Someone says a snarky comment about the bride’s clothes
  14. Someone says Divneet looks like mom
  15. Someone makes me talk to a child for more than 10 minutes
  16. Uncles throw money on the dance floor
  17. Someone throws up
  18. Someone comments on my weight/appearance
  19. Drunk uncles get handsy
  20. Random uncle gives me money
  21. At some point I go to the bathroom and Divneet and Kristen are hiding away from everyone
  22. I get stabbed in the foot by a rouge bindi
  23. Someone wants to set me up with their doctor cousin/ friend
  24. “It’ll be your turn next”