Someonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendAuntiecuts inline forfoodDrunkuncles gethandsySomeonecommentson myweight/appearanceSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesI getmistakenas one ofyou twoSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaSomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiRandomunclegives memoneySomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomSomeonethrows upRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonecriesSomeonespills theirdrinkUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistSomeonefalls onthe dancefloor“It’ll beyour turnnext”At some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendAuntiecuts inline forfoodDrunkuncles gethandsySomeonecommentson myweight/appearanceSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesI getmistakenas one ofyou twoSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaSomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiRandomunclegives memoneySomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomSomeonethrows upRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonecriesSomeonespills theirdrinkUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistSomeonefalls onthe dancefloor“It’ll beyour turnnext”At some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryone

Punjabi Wedding Sh!t - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone thinks I’m younger/older than I am
  2. Someone wants to set me up with their doctor cousin/ friend
  3. Auntie cuts in line for food
  4. Drunk uncles get handsy
  5. Someone comments on my weight/appearance
  6. Someone makes me talk to a child for more than 10 minutes
  7. I get mistaken as one of you two
  8. Someone gets locked out of the hotel room
  9. An old auntie in the bathroom makes me tie her nala
  10. Someone says a snarky comment about the bride’s clothes
  11. I get stabbed in the foot by a rouge bindi
  12. Random uncle gives me money
  13. Someone comments about my singing
  14. Someone says Divneet looks like mom
  15. Someone throws up
  16. Random aunties playing with cards
  17. Someone asks if Nireet still plays sports
  18. Someone cries
  19. Someone spills their drink
  20. Uncles throw money on the dance floor
  21. Someone says something racist/ sexist
  22. Someone falls on the dance floor
  23. “It’ll be your turn next”
  24. At some point I go to the bathroom and Divneet and Kristen are hiding away from everyone