Someonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorSomeonecommentson myweight/appearanceAuntiecuts inline forfoodRandomunclegives memoneySomeonecriesSomeonespills theirdrinkSomeonethrows upRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneI getmistakenas one ofyou twoUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexist“It’ll beyour turnnext”Someonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomDrunkuncles gethandsySomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesSomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomSomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorSomeonecommentson myweight/appearanceAuntiecuts inline forfoodRandomunclegives memoneySomeonecriesSomeonespills theirdrinkSomeonethrows upRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneI getmistakenas one ofyou twoUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexist“It’ll beyour turnnext”Someonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomDrunkuncles gethandsySomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesSomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemom

Punjabi Wedding Sh!t - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone says a snarky comment about the bride’s clothes
  2. Someone falls on the dance floor
  3. Someone comments on my weight/appearance
  4. Auntie cuts in line for food
  5. Random uncle gives me money
  6. Someone cries
  7. Someone spills their drink
  8. Someone throws up
  9. Random aunties playing with cards
  10. Someone asks if Nireet still plays sports
  11. An old auntie in the bathroom makes me tie her nala
  12. At some point I go to the bathroom and Divneet and Kristen are hiding away from everyone
  13. I get mistaken as one of you two
  14. Uncles throw money on the dance floor
  15. Someone says something racist/ sexist
  16. “It’ll be your turn next”
  17. Someone wants to set me up with their doctor cousin/ friend
  18. I get stabbed in the foot by a rouge bindi
  19. Someone gets locked out of the hotel room
  20. Drunk uncles get handsy
  21. Someone thinks I’m younger/older than I am
  22. Someone makes me talk to a child for more than 10 minutes
  23. Someone comments about my singing
  24. Someone says Divneet looks like mom