Someonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneRandomunclegives memoneyRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsI getmistakenas one ofyou twoSomeonespills theirdrink“It’ll beyour turnnext”Someonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesSomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendSomeonecommentson myweight/appearanceI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaAuntiecuts inline forfoodSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomSomeonecriesUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorDrunkuncles gethandsySomeonethrows upSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomSomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneRandomunclegives memoneyRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsI getmistakenas one ofyou twoSomeonespills theirdrink“It’ll beyour turnnext”Someonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesSomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendSomeonecommentson myweight/appearanceI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaAuntiecuts inline forfoodSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomSomeonecriesUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorDrunkuncles gethandsySomeonethrows upSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorSomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel room

Punjabi Wedding Sh!t - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone says a snarky comment about the bride’s clothes
  2. At some point I go to the bathroom and Divneet and Kristen are hiding away from everyone
  3. Random uncle gives me money
  4. Random aunties playing with cards
  5. I get mistaken as one of you two
  6. Someone spills their drink
  7. “It’ll be your turn next”
  8. Someone makes me talk to a child for more than 10 minutes
  9. Someone comments about my singing
  10. Someone wants to set me up with their doctor cousin/ friend
  11. Someone comments on my weight/appearance
  12. I get stabbed in the foot by a rouge bindi
  13. Someone asks if Nireet still plays sports
  14. Someone says something racist/ sexist
  15. An old auntie in the bathroom makes me tie her nala
  16. Auntie cuts in line for food
  17. Someone says Divneet looks like mom
  18. Someone cries
  19. Uncles throw money on the dance floor
  20. Drunk uncles get handsy
  21. Someone throws up
  22. Someone falls on the dance floor
  23. Someone thinks I’m younger/older than I am
  24. Someone gets locked out of the hotel room