Someonesayssomethingracist/ sexistSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomRandomunclegives memoneySomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amI getmistakenas one ofyou two“It’ll beyour turnnext”Someonethrows upSomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorAuntiecuts inline forfoodSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendDrunkuncles gethandsyAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneSomeonespills theirdrinkAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonecriesSomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonecommentson myweight/appearanceSomeonesayssomethingracist/ sexistSomeonegets lockedout of thehotel roomRandomunclegives memoneySomeonethinks I’myounger/olderthan I amI getmistakenas one ofyou two“It’ll beyour turnnext”Someonethrows upSomeonesays a snarkycommentabout thebride’s clothesSomeonesays Divneetlooks likemomI get stabbedin the foot bya rouge bindiSomeonemakes metalk to a childfor more than10 minutesUncles throwmoney onthe dancefloorAuntiecuts inline forfoodSomeonefalls onthe dancefloorSomeonewants toset me up withtheir doctorcousin/ friendDrunkuncles gethandsyAt some point I goto the bathroomand Divneet andKristen are hidingaway fromeveryoneSomeonespills theirdrinkAn old auntiein thebathroommakes metie her nalaRandomauntiesplayingwith cardsSomeoneasks if Nireetstill playssportsSomeonecriesSomeonecommentsabout mysingingSomeonecommentson myweight/appearance

Punjabi Wedding Sh!t - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone says something racist/ sexist
  2. Someone gets locked out of the hotel room
  3. Random uncle gives me money
  4. Someone thinks I’m younger/older than I am
  5. I get mistaken as one of you two
  6. “It’ll be your turn next”
  7. Someone throws up
  8. Someone says a snarky comment about the bride’s clothes
  9. Someone says Divneet looks like mom
  10. I get stabbed in the foot by a rouge bindi
  11. Someone makes me talk to a child for more than 10 minutes
  12. Uncles throw money on the dance floor
  13. Auntie cuts in line for food
  14. Someone falls on the dance floor
  15. Someone wants to set me up with their doctor cousin/ friend
  16. Drunk uncles get handsy
  17. At some point I go to the bathroom and Divneet and Kristen are hiding away from everyone
  18. Someone spills their drink
  19. An old auntie in the bathroom makes me tie her nala
  20. Random aunties playing with cards
  21. Someone asks if Nireet still plays sports
  22. Someone cries
  23. Someone comments about my singing
  24. Someone comments on my weight/appearance