Everyoneis a horsegirl/cowboyYourbackyardis analfalfa fieldHanging outin casinoswhenWalmart getsboringAvoiding eyecontact with thecrackheadsoutside circle kand running toyour carAll your favoriterestaurants aresmall businesses--and you'reheartbroken whenyet another closesdownYour Algebrateacher livesnext door--and he lovessunbathingFive dollarstores forevery onegrocery storeRepublicans Failing U.S.History becauseyour teacher is themother of yoursixth grade bullyTrump flagshung outsideyour highschool"Hangingout" withfriends inWalmart at2amTrump rallyat the localairport(why?!)Your bestfriend is ahorse girlHalf the peoplein your yearbookhave kids now(and you're only21)Driving 45minutes tothe nearestgrocery storeEveryoneknowseverythingabouteveryoneCrackheadsoutside CircleK asking for asip of yourpolar popWhen yourmom's oldP.E. teacher isalso your oldP.E. teacherEveryoneremembers thatoneembarrassingthing you didthat one timeCan't leavethe housewithout seeingsomeone youknowYour high schoolbully works frontdesk at the UrgentCare, and you'rethere forsomethingembarrassing4 way stopsthat nobodyknows howto navigateHitting atumbleweedwith yourcarGenericconversationswith highschool peers inthe Rite Aidparking lotEveryoneis a horsegirl/cowboyYourbackyardis analfalfa fieldHanging outin casinoswhenWalmart getsboringAvoiding eyecontact with thecrackheadsoutside circle kand running toyour carAll your favoriterestaurants aresmall businesses--and you'reheartbroken whenyet another closesdownYour Algebrateacher livesnext door--and he lovessunbathingFive dollarstores forevery onegrocery storeRepublicans Failing U.S.History becauseyour teacher is themother of yoursixth grade bullyTrump flagshung outsideyour highschool"Hangingout" withfriends inWalmart at2amTrump rallyat the localairport(why?!)Your bestfriend is ahorse girlHalf the peoplein your yearbookhave kids now(and you're only21)Driving 45minutes tothe nearestgrocery storeEveryoneknowseverythingabouteveryoneCrackheadsoutside CircleK asking for asip of yourpolar popWhen yourmom's oldP.E. teacher isalso your oldP.E. teacherEveryoneremembers thatoneembarrassingthing you didthat one timeCan't leavethe housewithout seeingsomeone youknowYour high schoolbully works frontdesk at the UrgentCare, and you'rethere forsomethingembarrassing4 way stopsthat nobodyknows howto navigateHitting atumbleweedwith yourcarGenericconversationswith highschool peers inthe Rite Aidparking lot

growing up in a small, conservative town bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Everyone is a horse girl/ cowboy
  2. Your backyard is an alfalfa field
  3. Hanging out in casinos when Walmart gets boring
  4. Avoiding eye contact with the crackheads outside circle k and running to your car
  5. All your favorite restaurants are small businesses--and you're heartbroken when yet another closes down
  6. Your Algebra teacher lives next door--and he loves sunbathing
  7. Five dollar stores for every one grocery store
  8. Republicans
  9. Failing U.S. History because your teacher is the mother of your sixth grade bully
  10. Trump flags hung outside your high school
  11. "Hanging out" with friends in Walmart at 2am
  12. Trump rally at the local airport (why?!)
  13. Your best friend is a horse girl
  14. Half the people in your yearbook have kids now (and you're only 21)
  15. Driving 45 minutes to the nearest grocery store
  16. Everyone knows everything about everyone
  17. Crackheads outside Circle K asking for a sip of your polar pop
  18. When your mom's old P.E. teacher is also your old P.E. teacher
  19. Everyone remembers that one embarrassing thing you did that one time
  20. Can't leave the house without seeing someone you know
  21. Your high school bully works front desk at the Urgent Care, and you're there for something embarrassing
  22. 4 way stops that nobody knows how to navigate
  23. Hitting a tumbleweed with your car
  24. Generic conversations with high school peers in the Rite Aid parking lot