Republicans Half the peoplein your yearbookhave kids now(and you're only21)Hanging outin casinoswhenWalmart getsboringHitting atumbleweedwith yourcarFive dollarstores forevery onegrocery store4 way stopsthat nobodyknows howto navigateEveryoneknowseverythingabouteveryoneTrump rallyat the localairport(why?!)Driving 45minutes tothe nearestgrocery storeWhen yourmom's oldP.E. teacher isalso your oldP.E. teacherGenericconversationswith highschool peers inthe Rite Aidparking lotAll your favoriterestaurants aresmall businesses--and you'reheartbroken whenyet another closesdownTrump flagshung outsideyour highschoolYour Algebrateacher livesnext door--and he lovessunbathingEveryoneis a horsegirl/cowboyFailing U.S.History becauseyour teacher is themother of yoursixth grade bullyEveryoneremembers thatoneembarrassingthing you didthat one time"Hangingout" withfriends inWalmart at2amYour bestfriend is ahorse girlAvoiding eyecontact with thecrackheadsoutside circle kand running toyour carYourbackyardis analfalfa fieldCrackheadsoutside CircleK asking for asip of yourpolar popCan't leavethe housewithout seeingsomeone youknowYour high schoolbully works frontdesk at the UrgentCare, and you'rethere forsomethingembarrassingRepublicans Half the peoplein your yearbookhave kids now(and you're only21)Hanging outin casinoswhenWalmart getsboringHitting atumbleweedwith yourcarFive dollarstores forevery onegrocery store4 way stopsthat nobodyknows howto navigateEveryoneknowseverythingabouteveryoneTrump rallyat the localairport(why?!)Driving 45minutes tothe nearestgrocery storeWhen yourmom's oldP.E. teacher isalso your oldP.E. teacherGenericconversationswith highschool peers inthe Rite Aidparking lotAll your favoriterestaurants aresmall businesses--and you'reheartbroken whenyet another closesdownTrump flagshung outsideyour highschoolYour Algebrateacher livesnext door--and he lovessunbathingEveryoneis a horsegirl/cowboyFailing U.S.History becauseyour teacher is themother of yoursixth grade bullyEveryoneremembers thatoneembarrassingthing you didthat one time"Hangingout" withfriends inWalmart at2amYour bestfriend is ahorse girlAvoiding eyecontact with thecrackheadsoutside circle kand running toyour carYourbackyardis analfalfa fieldCrackheadsoutside CircleK asking for asip of yourpolar popCan't leavethe housewithout seeingsomeone youknowYour high schoolbully works frontdesk at the UrgentCare, and you'rethere forsomethingembarrassing

growing up in a small, conservative town bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Republicans
  2. Half the people in your yearbook have kids now (and you're only 21)
  3. Hanging out in casinos when Walmart gets boring
  4. Hitting a tumbleweed with your car
  5. Five dollar stores for every one grocery store
  6. 4 way stops that nobody knows how to navigate
  7. Everyone knows everything about everyone
  8. Trump rally at the local airport (why?!)
  9. Driving 45 minutes to the nearest grocery store
  10. When your mom's old P.E. teacher is also your old P.E. teacher
  11. Generic conversations with high school peers in the Rite Aid parking lot
  12. All your favorite restaurants are small businesses--and you're heartbroken when yet another closes down
  13. Trump flags hung outside your high school
  14. Your Algebra teacher lives next door--and he loves sunbathing
  15. Everyone is a horse girl/ cowboy
  16. Failing U.S. History because your teacher is the mother of your sixth grade bully
  17. Everyone remembers that one embarrassing thing you did that one time
  18. "Hanging out" with friends in Walmart at 2am
  19. Your best friend is a horse girl
  20. Avoiding eye contact with the crackheads outside circle k and running to your car
  21. Your backyard is an alfalfa field
  22. Crackheads outside Circle K asking for a sip of your polar pop
  23. Can't leave the house without seeing someone you know
  24. Your high school bully works front desk at the Urgent Care, and you're there for something embarrassing