Half the peoplein your yearbookhave kids now(and you're only21)All your favoriterestaurants aresmall businesses--and you'reheartbroken whenyet another closesdownYour bestfriend is ahorse girl"Hangingout" withfriends inWalmart at2amWhen yourmom's oldP.E. teacher isalso your oldP.E. teacherTrump flagshung outsideyour highschoolCrackheadsoutside CircleK asking for asip of yourpolar popEveryoneknowseverythingabouteveryone4 way stopsthat nobodyknows howto navigateYourbackyardis analfalfa fieldGenericconversationswith highschool peers inthe Rite Aidparking lotDriving 45minutes tothe nearestgrocery storeHanging outin casinoswhenWalmart getsboringYour Algebrateacher livesnext door--and he lovessunbathingRepublicans Everyoneis a horsegirl/cowboyFailing U.S.History becauseyour teacher is themother of yoursixth grade bullyYour high schoolbully works frontdesk at the UrgentCare, and you'rethere forsomethingembarrassingEveryoneremembers thatoneembarrassingthing you didthat one timeFive dollarstores forevery onegrocery storeCan't leavethe housewithout seeingsomeone youknowAvoiding eyecontact with thecrackheadsoutside circle kand running toyour carHitting atumbleweedwith yourcarTrump rallyat the localairport(why?!)Half the peoplein your yearbookhave kids now(and you're only21)All your favoriterestaurants aresmall businesses--and you'reheartbroken whenyet another closesdownYour bestfriend is ahorse girl"Hangingout" withfriends inWalmart at2amWhen yourmom's oldP.E. teacher isalso your oldP.E. teacherTrump flagshung outsideyour highschoolCrackheadsoutside CircleK asking for asip of yourpolar popEveryoneknowseverythingabouteveryone4 way stopsthat nobodyknows howto navigateYourbackyardis analfalfa fieldGenericconversationswith highschool peers inthe Rite Aidparking lotDriving 45minutes tothe nearestgrocery storeHanging outin casinoswhenWalmart getsboringYour Algebrateacher livesnext door--and he lovessunbathingRepublicans Everyoneis a horsegirl/cowboyFailing U.S.History becauseyour teacher is themother of yoursixth grade bullyYour high schoolbully works frontdesk at the UrgentCare, and you'rethere forsomethingembarrassingEveryoneremembers thatoneembarrassingthing you didthat one timeFive dollarstores forevery onegrocery storeCan't leavethe housewithout seeingsomeone youknowAvoiding eyecontact with thecrackheadsoutside circle kand running toyour carHitting atumbleweedwith yourcarTrump rallyat the localairport(why?!)

growing up in a small, conservative town bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Half the people in your yearbook have kids now (and you're only 21)
  2. All your favorite restaurants are small businesses--and you're heartbroken when yet another closes down
  3. Your best friend is a horse girl
  4. "Hanging out" with friends in Walmart at 2am
  5. When your mom's old P.E. teacher is also your old P.E. teacher
  6. Trump flags hung outside your high school
  7. Crackheads outside Circle K asking for a sip of your polar pop
  8. Everyone knows everything about everyone
  9. 4 way stops that nobody knows how to navigate
  10. Your backyard is an alfalfa field
  11. Generic conversations with high school peers in the Rite Aid parking lot
  12. Driving 45 minutes to the nearest grocery store
  13. Hanging out in casinos when Walmart gets boring
  14. Your Algebra teacher lives next door--and he loves sunbathing
  15. Republicans
  16. Everyone is a horse girl/ cowboy
  17. Failing U.S. History because your teacher is the mother of your sixth grade bully
  18. Your high school bully works front desk at the Urgent Care, and you're there for something embarrassing
  19. Everyone remembers that one embarrassing thing you did that one time
  20. Five dollar stores for every one grocery store
  21. Can't leave the house without seeing someone you know
  22. Avoiding eye contact with the crackheads outside circle k and running to your car
  23. Hitting a tumbleweed with your car
  24. Trump rally at the local airport (why?!)