"Hangingout" withfriends inWalmart at2amHalf the peoplein your yearbookhave kids now(and you're only21)Your high schoolbully works frontdesk at the UrgentCare, and you'rethere forsomethingembarrassingDriving 45minutes tothe nearestgrocery storeFailing U.S.History becauseyour teacher is themother of yoursixth grade bullyTrump rallyat the localairport(why?!)Avoiding eyecontact with thecrackheadsoutside circle kand running toyour carTrump flagshung outsideyour highschoolWhen yourmom's oldP.E. teacher isalso your oldP.E. teacherGenericconversationswith highschool peers inthe Rite Aidparking lotRepublicans Yourbackyardis analfalfa fieldEveryoneis a horsegirl/cowboyYour Algebrateacher livesnext door--and he lovessunbathingCrackheadsoutside CircleK asking for asip of yourpolar popFive dollarstores forevery onegrocery storeHanging outin casinoswhenWalmart getsboringYour bestfriend is ahorse girlEveryoneknowseverythingabouteveryoneCan't leavethe housewithout seeingsomeone youknow4 way stopsthat nobodyknows howto navigateEveryoneremembers thatoneembarrassingthing you didthat one timeAll your favoriterestaurants aresmall businesses--and you'reheartbroken whenyet another closesdownHitting atumbleweedwith yourcar"Hangingout" withfriends inWalmart at2amHalf the peoplein your yearbookhave kids now(and you're only21)Your high schoolbully works frontdesk at the UrgentCare, and you'rethere forsomethingembarrassingDriving 45minutes tothe nearestgrocery storeFailing U.S.History becauseyour teacher is themother of yoursixth grade bullyTrump rallyat the localairport(why?!)Avoiding eyecontact with thecrackheadsoutside circle kand running toyour carTrump flagshung outsideyour highschoolWhen yourmom's oldP.E. teacher isalso your oldP.E. teacherGenericconversationswith highschool peers inthe Rite Aidparking lotRepublicans Yourbackyardis analfalfa fieldEveryoneis a horsegirl/cowboyYour Algebrateacher livesnext door--and he lovessunbathingCrackheadsoutside CircleK asking for asip of yourpolar popFive dollarstores forevery onegrocery storeHanging outin casinoswhenWalmart getsboringYour bestfriend is ahorse girlEveryoneknowseverythingabouteveryoneCan't leavethe housewithout seeingsomeone youknow4 way stopsthat nobodyknows howto navigateEveryoneremembers thatoneembarrassingthing you didthat one timeAll your favoriterestaurants aresmall businesses--and you'reheartbroken whenyet another closesdownHitting atumbleweedwith yourcar

growing up in a small, conservative town bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Hanging out" with friends in Walmart at 2am
  2. Half the people in your yearbook have kids now (and you're only 21)
  3. Your high school bully works front desk at the Urgent Care, and you're there for something embarrassing
  4. Driving 45 minutes to the nearest grocery store
  5. Failing U.S. History because your teacher is the mother of your sixth grade bully
  6. Trump rally at the local airport (why?!)
  7. Avoiding eye contact with the crackheads outside circle k and running to your car
  8. Trump flags hung outside your high school
  9. When your mom's old P.E. teacher is also your old P.E. teacher
  10. Generic conversations with high school peers in the Rite Aid parking lot
  11. Republicans
  12. Your backyard is an alfalfa field
  13. Everyone is a horse girl/ cowboy
  14. Your Algebra teacher lives next door--and he loves sunbathing
  15. Crackheads outside Circle K asking for a sip of your polar pop
  16. Five dollar stores for every one grocery store
  17. Hanging out in casinos when Walmart gets boring
  18. Your best friend is a horse girl
  19. Everyone knows everything about everyone
  20. Can't leave the house without seeing someone you know
  21. 4 way stops that nobody knows how to navigate
  22. Everyone remembers that one embarrassing thing you did that one time
  23. All your favorite restaurants are small businesses--and you're heartbroken when yet another closes down
  24. Hitting a tumbleweed with your car