When yourmom's oldP.E. teacher isalso your oldP.E. teacherHalf the peoplein your yearbookhave kids now(and you're only21)Your high schoolbully works frontdesk at the UrgentCare, and you'rethere forsomethingembarrassingYourbackyardis analfalfa fieldHitting atumbleweedwith yourcarHanging outin casinoswhenWalmart getsboringFive dollarstores forevery onegrocery storeEveryoneknowseverythingabouteveryoneDriving 45minutes tothe nearestgrocery storeCrackheadsoutside CircleK asking for asip of yourpolar popTrump rallyat the localairport(why?!)"Hangingout" withfriends inWalmart at2amYour bestfriend is ahorse girlAll your favoriterestaurants aresmall businesses--and you'reheartbroken whenyet another closesdownEveryoneremembers thatoneembarrassingthing you didthat one timeGenericconversationswith highschool peers inthe Rite Aidparking lotAvoiding eyecontact with thecrackheadsoutside circle kand running toyour carFailing U.S.History becauseyour teacher is themother of yoursixth grade bullyTrump flagshung outsideyour highschoolCan't leavethe housewithout seeingsomeone youknowEveryoneis a horsegirl/cowboyYour Algebrateacher livesnext door--and he lovessunbathing4 way stopsthat nobodyknows howto navigateRepublicans When yourmom's oldP.E. teacher isalso your oldP.E. teacherHalf the peoplein your yearbookhave kids now(and you're only21)Your high schoolbully works frontdesk at the UrgentCare, and you'rethere forsomethingembarrassingYourbackyardis analfalfa fieldHitting atumbleweedwith yourcarHanging outin casinoswhenWalmart getsboringFive dollarstores forevery onegrocery storeEveryoneknowseverythingabouteveryoneDriving 45minutes tothe nearestgrocery storeCrackheadsoutside CircleK asking for asip of yourpolar popTrump rallyat the localairport(why?!)"Hangingout" withfriends inWalmart at2amYour bestfriend is ahorse girlAll your favoriterestaurants aresmall businesses--and you'reheartbroken whenyet another closesdownEveryoneremembers thatoneembarrassingthing you didthat one timeGenericconversationswith highschool peers inthe Rite Aidparking lotAvoiding eyecontact with thecrackheadsoutside circle kand running toyour carFailing U.S.History becauseyour teacher is themother of yoursixth grade bullyTrump flagshung outsideyour highschoolCan't leavethe housewithout seeingsomeone youknowEveryoneis a horsegirl/cowboyYour Algebrateacher livesnext door--and he lovessunbathing4 way stopsthat nobodyknows howto navigateRepublicans 

growing up in a small, conservative town bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. When your mom's old P.E. teacher is also your old P.E. teacher
  2. Half the people in your yearbook have kids now (and you're only 21)
  3. Your high school bully works front desk at the Urgent Care, and you're there for something embarrassing
  4. Your backyard is an alfalfa field
  5. Hitting a tumbleweed with your car
  6. Hanging out in casinos when Walmart gets boring
  7. Five dollar stores for every one grocery store
  8. Everyone knows everything about everyone
  9. Driving 45 minutes to the nearest grocery store
  10. Crackheads outside Circle K asking for a sip of your polar pop
  11. Trump rally at the local airport (why?!)
  12. "Hanging out" with friends in Walmart at 2am
  13. Your best friend is a horse girl
  14. All your favorite restaurants are small businesses--and you're heartbroken when yet another closes down
  15. Everyone remembers that one embarrassing thing you did that one time
  16. Generic conversations with high school peers in the Rite Aid parking lot
  17. Avoiding eye contact with the crackheads outside circle k and running to your car
  18. Failing U.S. History because your teacher is the mother of your sixth grade bully
  19. Trump flags hung outside your high school
  20. Can't leave the house without seeing someone you know
  21. Everyone is a horse girl/ cowboy
  22. Your Algebra teacher lives next door--and he loves sunbathing
  23. 4 way stops that nobody knows how to navigate
  24. Republicans