Yourbackyardis analfalfa field4 way stopsthat nobodyknows howto navigateCan't leavethe housewithout seeingsomeone youknowFailing U.S.History becauseyour teacher is themother of yoursixth grade bullyAvoiding eyecontact with thecrackheadsoutside circle kand running toyour carCrackheadsoutside CircleK asking for asip of yourpolar popYour Algebrateacher livesnext door--and he lovessunbathingHanging outin casinoswhenWalmart getsboringHalf the peoplein your yearbookhave kids now(and you're only21)When yourmom's oldP.E. teacher isalso your oldP.E. teacherYour bestfriend is ahorse girlDriving 45minutes tothe nearestgrocery storeTrump rallyat the localairport(why?!)Everyoneknowseverythingabouteveryone"Hangingout" withfriends inWalmart at2amTrump flagshung outsideyour highschoolHitting atumbleweedwith yourcarFive dollarstores forevery onegrocery storeAll your favoriterestaurants aresmall businesses--and you'reheartbroken whenyet another closesdownRepublicans Everyoneremembers thatoneembarrassingthing you didthat one timeYour high schoolbully works frontdesk at the UrgentCare, and you'rethere forsomethingembarrassingEveryoneis a horsegirl/cowboyGenericconversationswith highschool peers inthe Rite Aidparking lotYourbackyardis analfalfa field4 way stopsthat nobodyknows howto navigateCan't leavethe housewithout seeingsomeone youknowFailing U.S.History becauseyour teacher is themother of yoursixth grade bullyAvoiding eyecontact with thecrackheadsoutside circle kand running toyour carCrackheadsoutside CircleK asking for asip of yourpolar popYour Algebrateacher livesnext door--and he lovessunbathingHanging outin casinoswhenWalmart getsboringHalf the peoplein your yearbookhave kids now(and you're only21)When yourmom's oldP.E. teacher isalso your oldP.E. teacherYour bestfriend is ahorse girlDriving 45minutes tothe nearestgrocery storeTrump rallyat the localairport(why?!)Everyoneknowseverythingabouteveryone"Hangingout" withfriends inWalmart at2amTrump flagshung outsideyour highschoolHitting atumbleweedwith yourcarFive dollarstores forevery onegrocery storeAll your favoriterestaurants aresmall businesses--and you'reheartbroken whenyet another closesdownRepublicans Everyoneremembers thatoneembarrassingthing you didthat one timeYour high schoolbully works frontdesk at the UrgentCare, and you'rethere forsomethingembarrassingEveryoneis a horsegirl/cowboyGenericconversationswith highschool peers inthe Rite Aidparking lot

growing up in a small, conservative town bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your backyard is an alfalfa field
  2. 4 way stops that nobody knows how to navigate
  3. Can't leave the house without seeing someone you know
  4. Failing U.S. History because your teacher is the mother of your sixth grade bully
  5. Avoiding eye contact with the crackheads outside circle k and running to your car
  6. Crackheads outside Circle K asking for a sip of your polar pop
  7. Your Algebra teacher lives next door--and he loves sunbathing
  8. Hanging out in casinos when Walmart gets boring
  9. Half the people in your yearbook have kids now (and you're only 21)
  10. When your mom's old P.E. teacher is also your old P.E. teacher
  11. Your best friend is a horse girl
  12. Driving 45 minutes to the nearest grocery store
  13. Trump rally at the local airport (why?!)
  14. Everyone knows everything about everyone
  15. "Hanging out" with friends in Walmart at 2am
  16. Trump flags hung outside your high school
  17. Hitting a tumbleweed with your car
  18. Five dollar stores for every one grocery store
  19. All your favorite restaurants are small businesses--and you're heartbroken when yet another closes down
  20. Republicans
  21. Everyone remembers that one embarrassing thing you did that one time
  22. Your high school bully works front desk at the Urgent Care, and you're there for something embarrassing
  23. Everyone is a horse girl/ cowboy
  24. Generic conversations with high school peers in the Rite Aid parking lot