Your Algebrateacher livesnext door--and he lovessunbathingWhen yourmom's oldP.E. teacher isalso your oldP.E. teacherYour high schoolbully works frontdesk at the UrgentCare, and you'rethere forsomethingembarrassingEveryoneis a horsegirl/cowboyFive dollarstores forevery onegrocery storeRepublicans Avoiding eyecontact with thecrackheadsoutside circle kand running toyour carGenericconversationswith highschool peers inthe Rite Aidparking lot4 way stopsthat nobodyknows howto navigateHitting atumbleweedwith yourcarHanging outin casinoswhenWalmart getsboringTrump flagshung outsideyour highschoolCan't leavethe housewithout seeingsomeone youknowFailing U.S.History becauseyour teacher is themother of yoursixth grade bullyYour bestfriend is ahorse girlTrump rallyat the localairport(why?!)All your favoriterestaurants aresmall businesses--and you'reheartbroken whenyet another closesdownYourbackyardis analfalfa fieldEveryoneremembers thatoneembarrassingthing you didthat one time"Hangingout" withfriends inWalmart at2amHalf the peoplein your yearbookhave kids now(and you're only21)Driving 45minutes tothe nearestgrocery storeCrackheadsoutside CircleK asking for asip of yourpolar popEveryoneknowseverythingabouteveryoneYour Algebrateacher livesnext door--and he lovessunbathingWhen yourmom's oldP.E. teacher isalso your oldP.E. teacherYour high schoolbully works frontdesk at the UrgentCare, and you'rethere forsomethingembarrassingEveryoneis a horsegirl/cowboyFive dollarstores forevery onegrocery storeRepublicans Avoiding eyecontact with thecrackheadsoutside circle kand running toyour carGenericconversationswith highschool peers inthe Rite Aidparking lot4 way stopsthat nobodyknows howto navigateHitting atumbleweedwith yourcarHanging outin casinoswhenWalmart getsboringTrump flagshung outsideyour highschoolCan't leavethe housewithout seeingsomeone youknowFailing U.S.History becauseyour teacher is themother of yoursixth grade bullyYour bestfriend is ahorse girlTrump rallyat the localairport(why?!)All your favoriterestaurants aresmall businesses--and you'reheartbroken whenyet another closesdownYourbackyardis analfalfa fieldEveryoneremembers thatoneembarrassingthing you didthat one time"Hangingout" withfriends inWalmart at2amHalf the peoplein your yearbookhave kids now(and you're only21)Driving 45minutes tothe nearestgrocery storeCrackheadsoutside CircleK asking for asip of yourpolar popEveryoneknowseverythingabouteveryone

growing up in a small, conservative town bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your Algebra teacher lives next door--and he loves sunbathing
  2. When your mom's old P.E. teacher is also your old P.E. teacher
  3. Your high school bully works front desk at the Urgent Care, and you're there for something embarrassing
  4. Everyone is a horse girl/ cowboy
  5. Five dollar stores for every one grocery store
  6. Republicans
  7. Avoiding eye contact with the crackheads outside circle k and running to your car
  8. Generic conversations with high school peers in the Rite Aid parking lot
  9. 4 way stops that nobody knows how to navigate
  10. Hitting a tumbleweed with your car
  11. Hanging out in casinos when Walmart gets boring
  12. Trump flags hung outside your high school
  13. Can't leave the house without seeing someone you know
  14. Failing U.S. History because your teacher is the mother of your sixth grade bully
  15. Your best friend is a horse girl
  16. Trump rally at the local airport (why?!)
  17. All your favorite restaurants are small businesses--and you're heartbroken when yet another closes down
  18. Your backyard is an alfalfa field
  19. Everyone remembers that one embarrassing thing you did that one time
  20. "Hanging out" with friends in Walmart at 2am
  21. Half the people in your yearbook have kids now (and you're only 21)
  22. Driving 45 minutes to the nearest grocery store
  23. Crackheads outside Circle K asking for a sip of your polar pop
  24. Everyone knows everything about everyone