Half the peoplein your yearbookhave kids now(and you're only21)Crackheadsoutside CircleK asking for asip of yourpolar popEveryoneknowseverythingabouteveryoneYourbackyardis analfalfa fieldAll your favoriterestaurants aresmall businesses--and you'reheartbroken whenyet another closesdownEveryoneis a horsegirl/cowboyYour bestfriend is ahorse girlYour high schoolbully works frontdesk at the UrgentCare, and you'rethere forsomethingembarrassingGenericconversationswith highschool peers inthe Rite Aidparking lotFailing U.S.History becauseyour teacher is themother of yoursixth grade bullyAvoiding eyecontact with thecrackheadsoutside circle kand running toyour carRepublicans 4 way stopsthat nobodyknows howto navigate"Hangingout" withfriends inWalmart at2amDriving 45minutes tothe nearestgrocery storeWhen yourmom's oldP.E. teacher isalso your oldP.E. teacherTrump rallyat the localairport(why?!)Five dollarstores forevery onegrocery storeCan't leavethe housewithout seeingsomeone youknowYour Algebrateacher livesnext door--and he lovessunbathingEveryoneremembers thatoneembarrassingthing you didthat one timeTrump flagshung outsideyour highschoolHanging outin casinoswhenWalmart getsboringHitting atumbleweedwith yourcarHalf the peoplein your yearbookhave kids now(and you're only21)Crackheadsoutside CircleK asking for asip of yourpolar popEveryoneknowseverythingabouteveryoneYourbackyardis analfalfa fieldAll your favoriterestaurants aresmall businesses--and you'reheartbroken whenyet another closesdownEveryoneis a horsegirl/cowboyYour bestfriend is ahorse girlYour high schoolbully works frontdesk at the UrgentCare, and you'rethere forsomethingembarrassingGenericconversationswith highschool peers inthe Rite Aidparking lotFailing U.S.History becauseyour teacher is themother of yoursixth grade bullyAvoiding eyecontact with thecrackheadsoutside circle kand running toyour carRepublicans 4 way stopsthat nobodyknows howto navigate"Hangingout" withfriends inWalmart at2amDriving 45minutes tothe nearestgrocery storeWhen yourmom's oldP.E. teacher isalso your oldP.E. teacherTrump rallyat the localairport(why?!)Five dollarstores forevery onegrocery storeCan't leavethe housewithout seeingsomeone youknowYour Algebrateacher livesnext door--and he lovessunbathingEveryoneremembers thatoneembarrassingthing you didthat one timeTrump flagshung outsideyour highschoolHanging outin casinoswhenWalmart getsboringHitting atumbleweedwith yourcar

growing up in a small, conservative town bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Half the people in your yearbook have kids now (and you're only 21)
  2. Crackheads outside Circle K asking for a sip of your polar pop
  3. Everyone knows everything about everyone
  4. Your backyard is an alfalfa field
  5. All your favorite restaurants are small businesses--and you're heartbroken when yet another closes down
  6. Everyone is a horse girl/ cowboy
  7. Your best friend is a horse girl
  8. Your high school bully works front desk at the Urgent Care, and you're there for something embarrassing
  9. Generic conversations with high school peers in the Rite Aid parking lot
  10. Failing U.S. History because your teacher is the mother of your sixth grade bully
  11. Avoiding eye contact with the crackheads outside circle k and running to your car
  12. Republicans
  13. 4 way stops that nobody knows how to navigate
  14. "Hanging out" with friends in Walmart at 2am
  15. Driving 45 minutes to the nearest grocery store
  16. When your mom's old P.E. teacher is also your old P.E. teacher
  17. Trump rally at the local airport (why?!)
  18. Five dollar stores for every one grocery store
  19. Can't leave the house without seeing someone you know
  20. Your Algebra teacher lives next door--and he loves sunbathing
  21. Everyone remembers that one embarrassing thing you did that one time
  22. Trump flags hung outside your high school
  23. Hanging out in casinos when Walmart gets boring
  24. Hitting a tumbleweed with your car