That vendingmachinedoesn’t work.Nope, not thatone either.You’ve beenintercepted bythe studentsdoing a surveyin front of thelibraryMitochondriais thepowerhouseof the cellAnother studentasks for directionsand you pointvaguely in adirection and hopeit’s the right wayYou left your lastclass of the day onWednesday andrealize its actuallyonly MondayYou can take awell-deservedbreak afterwriting the titleof yourassignmentClasses endedlast week and youreceive yetanother emailaboutmaking upattendanceThe studentsleeping inclass startsto snoreChris’sneighbor’s“lawnmower” isgoing off in astaff meetingThe silent tearwhen theprofessor won’tround your 69.8to a 90When you get anotification whilewaiting for anemail from yourprofessor, but it'sjust the ShorthornParkingEnforcement gaveyoua ticket in the 30seconds it tookyou to renew themeterDing!Actually, NoMonthlySiren TesttodayCongratulations!You’ve beenchosen by thecampus feral catsto pet the campusferal catsThat onestudent on testday: Hey, doyou have apencil I canborrow?You realize youhave one classin Pickard andthe next class inthe Social WorkbuildingDude’swearingsunglassesindoorsA studentthat’s eatingan entirethree coursemeal in classTime to study,but first let’sdeep cleanthe apartmentSomeone stolethe answer youwere going toput on the NSCwhiteboardUh-Oh, your“power nap”lasted forfour hoursThe womansitting infront of you justflipped her hairand hit you inthe faceIt’s 1 am and youjust received yetanother emailreminder tocomplete yourcourse evaluationsYou’ve triedevery way toplug in yourUSB, yet itsalways thewrong wayRelatetomajor.Nicole justsent ameme outat 2amBoink! Acampussquirrel justhit you withan acornWhen yourgradesand bankaccount are thesame numberRight-click,“synonyms”saves thedayChris is offon a staffmeetingtangentagainDing! You justreceived asmartwatchnotification to“breathe”The campussquirrels justate a Doritoout of yourhandYou missed yourchanceto start studyingat 7:00, guessyou have to waituntil 7:30Ding!MonthSiren TesttodayDrank a cupof coffee towash downanother cupof coffeeHello newconstructionHuzzah! The GAshave come up withanotherphenomenal ice-breaker gameChris reusesan NSCwhiteboardquestion inthe FlashSomeone’swatchingNetflixbehind youand gigglingA studentwearing whatis obviously aset ofpajamasYou had to eatcereal out of afrisbee becauseall the dishesare still dirtyYou justbought a$150 bookand used fourpages of itChic-fil-ahas noChic-fil-asauceYou’ve beenvisited by thecaffeineheadachefairyYou just got anemail at 2 amasking somethingthat was answeredin the last emailyou sent themThat student isplaying Leagueof Legends inclass and thinksno one noticesSuperuncomfortablePDA on thebench next toyou.Your professorbumped the duedate for anassignmentback #blessed404 Error:the internetat UTA isdown yetagainThat long-boarderjust ategravelFlash is up! Spend10 minutes trying tofind the question, orjust read the wholething in 2 minutes?Cha-ching! Youjust spent$1000+ on aparking pass tothe parkinggarageParty Foul:Someonespilled theirwater bottleon their deskThat studentis clearlyworking onsomething foranother classWhencompetitiveparking spothuntingbecomes asportWoo! In-personsemester! 2days later:Nope! Back toasynchronousStudent showsup 30 minuteslate and actslike nothing'swrongAh yes, timeto eat PandaExpress forthe fourth timethis weekSparkNotes,you’ve doneit againOops, you’relaying in bedand justdropped yourphone on yourfaceShame onyou, youskipped an8am class tosleepThe UCdrinkfountains areout againWith 2 minutes leftin class, a studentreminded theprofessor to take upthe assignment youforgot to doThat vendingmachinedoesn’t work.Nope, not thatone either.You’ve beenintercepted bythe studentsdoing a surveyin front of thelibraryMitochondriais thepowerhouseof the cellAnother studentasks for directionsand you pointvaguely in adirection and hopeit’s the right wayYou left your lastclass of the day onWednesday andrealize its actuallyonly MondayYou can take awell-deservedbreak afterwriting the titleof yourassignmentClasses endedlast week and youreceive yetanother emailaboutmaking upattendanceThe studentsleeping inclass startsto snoreChris’sneighbor’s“lawnmower” isgoing off in astaff meetingThe silent tearwhen theprofessor won’tround your 69.8to a 90When you get anotification whilewaiting for anemail from yourprofessor, but it'sjust the ShorthornParkingEnforcement gaveyoua ticket in the 30seconds it tookyou to renew themeterDing!Actually, NoMonthlySiren TesttodayCongratulations!You’ve beenchosen by thecampus feral catsto pet the campusferal catsThat onestudent on testday: Hey, doyou have apencil I canborrow?You realize youhave one classin Pickard andthe next class inthe Social WorkbuildingDude’swearingsunglassesindoorsA studentthat’s eatingan entirethree coursemeal in classTime to study,but first let’sdeep cleanthe apartmentSomeone stolethe answer youwere going toput on the NSCwhiteboardUh-Oh, your“power nap”lasted forfour hoursThe womansitting infront of you justflipped her hairand hit you inthe faceIt’s 1 am and youjust received yetanother emailreminder tocomplete yourcourse evaluationsYou’ve triedevery way toplug in yourUSB, yet itsalways thewrong wayRelatetomajor.Nicole justsent ameme outat 2amBoink! Acampussquirrel justhit you withan acornWhen yourgradesand bankaccount are thesame numberRight-click,“synonyms”saves thedayChris is offon a staffmeetingtangentagainDing! You justreceived asmartwatchnotification to“breathe”The campussquirrels justate a Doritoout of yourhandYou missed yourchanceto start studyingat 7:00, guessyou have to waituntil 7:30Ding!MonthSiren TesttodayDrank a cupof coffee towash downanother cupof coffeeHello newconstructionHuzzah! The GAshave come up withanotherphenomenal ice-breaker gameChris reusesan NSCwhiteboardquestion inthe FlashSomeone’swatchingNetflixbehind youand gigglingA studentwearing whatis obviously aset ofpajamasYou had to eatcereal out of afrisbee becauseall the dishesare still dirtyYou justbought a$150 bookand used fourpages of itChic-fil-ahas noChic-fil-asauceYou’ve beenvisited by thecaffeineheadachefairyYou just got anemail at 2 amasking somethingthat was answeredin the last emailyou sent themThat student isplaying Leagueof Legends inclass and thinksno one noticesSuperuncomfortablePDA on thebench next toyou.Your professorbumped the duedate for anassignmentback #blessed404 Error:the internetat UTA isdown yetagainThat long-boarderjust ategravelFlash is up! Spend10 minutes trying tofind the question, orjust read the wholething in 2 minutes?Cha-ching! Youjust spent$1000+ on aparking pass tothe parkinggarageParty Foul:Someonespilled theirwater bottleon their deskThat studentis clearlyworking onsomething foranother classWhencompetitiveparking spothuntingbecomes asportWoo! In-personsemester! 2days later:Nope! Back toasynchronousStudent showsup 30 minuteslate and actslike nothing'swrongAh yes, timeto eat PandaExpress forthe fourth timethis weekSparkNotes,you’ve doneit againOops, you’relaying in bedand justdropped yourphone on yourfaceShame onyou, youskipped an8am class tosleepThe UCdrinkfountains areout againWith 2 minutes leftin class, a studentreminded theprofessor to take upthe assignment youforgot to do

UTA BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. That vending machine doesn’t work. Nope, not that one either.
  2. You’ve been intercepted by the students doing a survey in front of the library
  3. Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
  4. Another student asks for directions and you point vaguely in a direction and hope it’s the right way
  5. You left your last class of the day on Wednesday and realize its actually only Monday
  6. You can take a well-deserved break after writing the title of your assignment
  7. Classes ended last week and you receive yet another email about making up attendance
  8. The student sleeping in class starts to snore
  9. Chris’s neighbor’s “lawnmower” is going off in a staff meeting
  10. The silent tear when the professor won’t round your 69.8 to a 90
  11. When you get a notification while waiting for an email from your professor, but it's just the Shorthorn
  12. Parking Enforcement gave you a ticket in the 30 seconds it took you to renew the meter
  13. Ding! Actually, No Monthly Siren Test today
  14. Congratulations! You’ve been chosen by the campus feral cats to pet the campus feral cats
  15. That one student on test day: Hey, do you have a pencil I can borrow?
  16. You realize you have one class in Pickard and the next class in the Social Work building
  17. Dude’s wearing sunglasses indoors
  18. A student that’s eating an entire three course meal in class
  19. Time to study, but first let’s deep clean the apartment
  20. Someone stole the answer you were going to put on the NSC whiteboard
  21. Uh-Oh, your “power nap” lasted for four hours
  22. The woman sitting in front of you just flipped her hair and hit you in the face
  23. It’s 1 am and you just received yet another email reminder to complete your course evaluations
  24. You’ve tried every way to plug in your USB, yet its always the wrong way
  25. Relate to major.
  26. Nicole just sent a meme out at 2am
  27. Boink! A campus squirrel just hit you with an acorn
  28. When your grades and bank account are the same number
  29. Right-click, “synonyms” saves the day
  30. Chris is off on a staff meeting tangent again
  31. Ding! You just received a smartwatch notification to “breathe”
  32. The campus squirrels just ate a Dorito out of your hand
  33. You missed your chance to start studying at 7:00, guess you have to wait until 7:30
  34. Ding! Month Siren Test today
  35. Drank a cup of coffee to wash down another cup of coffee
  36. Hello new construction
  37. Huzzah! The GAs have come up with another phenomenal ice-breaker game
  38. Chris reuses an NSC whiteboard question in the Flash
  39. Someone’s watching Netflix behind you and giggling
  40. A student wearing what is obviously a set of pajamas
  41. You had to eat cereal out of a frisbee because all the dishes are still dirty
  42. You just bought a $150 book and used four pages of it
  43. Chic-fil-a has no Chic-fil-a sauce
  44. You’ve been visited by the caffeine headache fairy
  45. You just got an email at 2 am asking something that was answered in the last email you sent them
  46. That student is playing League of Legends in class and thinks no one notices
  47. Super uncomfortable PDA on the bench next to you.
  48. Your professor bumped the due date for an assignment back #blessed
  49. 404 Error: the internet at UTA is down yet again
  50. That long-boarder just ate gravel
  51. Flash is up! Spend 10 minutes trying to find the question, or just read the whole thing in 2 minutes?
  52. Cha-ching! You just spent $1000+ on a parking pass to the parking garage
  53. Party Foul: Someone spilled their water bottle on their desk
  54. That student is clearly working on something for another class
  55. When competitive parking spot hunting becomes a sport
  56. Woo! In-person semester! 2 days later: Nope! Back to asynchronous
  57. Student shows up 30 minutes late and acts like nothing's wrong
  58. Ah yes, time to eat Panda Express for the fourth time this week
  59. SparkNotes, you’ve done it again
  60. Oops, you’re laying in bed and just dropped your phone on your face
  61. Shame on you, you skipped an 8am class to sleep
  62. The UC drink fountains are out again
  63. With 2 minutes left in class, a student reminded the professor to take up the assignment you forgot to do