ignores the shortage ofteachers & otherschool workers leavingthe profession isbecause of covidsafety problems, lackof mitigation, anddisability from covidignores for theumpteenth timethat deaths area laggingindicatorlogic based on youngpeople neverinteracting with elderlyor disabled people ORelderly & disabledpeople never needingthe services of youngpeople, such ashealthcare workersIgnores that there’s ashortage of healthcareworkers becausethey’re leaving theprofession due to longcovid, trauma, covidsafety issues, or beingfed upfails to realize how“it's just bad forpeople withunderlyingconditions” isn’tappealing hopium topeople withunderlying conditionsonly the person whoalready testedpositive needs toquarantine, nobodythey live with or whowas exposed &untestedignores how justmore covid caseslead to moredisability & deathbecause of howmath worksignores transmissionbetween healthcareworkers & at riskpatients seekingnecessary care or in-hospital transmissionpooh-pooh’slong covid aslargelypsychosomaticor just a minorrare occurrencesays “lockdown” butis actually talkingabout mask rules,reduced capacity,vaccine or testrequirements, orquarantine rules forinternational travelperson criticizingremote work orremote school isactually someoneworking from homeor homeschoolingreasoning appears toassume disabled &immunecompromised peopledon’t exist, orshouldn’t, or can justbe shut out of societyforevercalls disabled &those shielding orjust exercisingcaution like maskingterms like "NeuroticShut-in" or "covidweirdo"ignores kidspsychological sufferingwhen teachers,parents, or classmatesare hospitalized, getdisturbing long covidsymptoms, or die ofcovidto mask or notmask outdoorssoliloquy as a redherring distractingfrom indoor superspreader eventsfinancially secureperson speaking froman affluent locationthat has some robustmitigation effortsamong the well-off"I have theworst head coldfor days. No, Ididn’t get testedfor covid."pro-vaccine, but alsoanti-mask, andopposes most NPIs,and oh yes, possiblyalsopooh-poohingboostersasserts there’s tyrannyon the common man,then references somerule that only reallyinconveniences elitesdoing things mostordinary people don’teven do when there’snot a pandemicvery soonmanageable & surelygonna mutate into acommon cold thiswave, promise, it'sreally happening thistime, for realpeople are back tonormal thereforethere is no danger,OR if there wasdanger, thegovernment wouldsurely be doingsomething about itgrossmisunderstandingof public health ordisease conceptoblivious thatoverloadedhospitals leadto delays incare to non-covid patientssays lockdowns arecausing more harmthan good in aregion that has nothad any lockdownssince first half of2020focuses exclusivelyon recorded deathrates, ignoring otherafter effects among“recovered” includingsubsequent deathsties to the GreatBarringtonDeclaration,CambridgeAnalytica, or theKoch Brothersasserts thatconventions,conferences,gatherings, or barsdon't really drivetransmission(because they’redoing it)ignores the shortage ofteachers & otherschool workers leavingthe profession isbecause of covidsafety problems, lackof mitigation, anddisability from covidignores for theumpteenth timethat deaths area laggingindicatorlogic based on youngpeople neverinteracting with elderlyor disabled people ORelderly & disabledpeople never needingthe services of youngpeople, such ashealthcare workersIgnores that there’s ashortage of healthcareworkers becausethey’re leaving theprofession due to longcovid, trauma, covidsafety issues, or beingfed upfails to realize how“it's just bad forpeople withunderlyingconditions” isn’tappealing hopium topeople withunderlying conditionsonly the person whoalready testedpositive needs toquarantine, nobodythey live with or whowas exposed &untestedignores how justmore covid caseslead to moredisability & deathbecause of howmath worksignores transmissionbetween healthcareworkers & at riskpatients seekingnecessary care or in-hospital transmissionpooh-pooh’slong covid aslargelypsychosomaticor just a minorrare occurrencesays “lockdown” butis actually talkingabout mask rules,reduced capacity,vaccine or testrequirements, orquarantine rules forinternational travelperson criticizingremote work orremote school isactually someoneworking from homeor homeschoolingreasoning appears toassume disabled &immunecompromised peopledon’t exist, orshouldn’t, or can justbe shut out of societyforevercalls disabled &those shielding orjust exercisingcaution like maskingterms like "NeuroticShut-in" or "covidweirdo"ignores kidspsychological sufferingwhen teachers,parents, or classmatesare hospitalized, getdisturbing long covidsymptoms, or die ofcovidto mask or notmask outdoorssoliloquy as a redherring distractingfrom indoor superspreader eventsfinancially secureperson speaking froman affluent locationthat has some robustmitigation effortsamong the well-off"I have theworst head coldfor days. No, Ididn’t get testedfor covid."pro-vaccine, but alsoanti-mask, andopposes most NPIs,and oh yes, possiblyalsopooh-poohingboostersasserts there’s tyrannyon the common man,then references somerule that only reallyinconveniences elitesdoing things mostordinary people don’teven do when there’snot a pandemicvery soonmanageable & surelygonna mutate into acommon cold thiswave, promise, it'sreally happening thistime, for realpeople are back tonormal thereforethere is no danger,OR if there wasdanger, thegovernment wouldsurely be doingsomething about itgrossmisunderstandingof public health ordisease conceptoblivious thatoverloadedhospitals leadto delays incare to non-covid patientssays lockdowns arecausing more harmthan good in aregion that has nothad any lockdownssince first half of2020focuses exclusivelyon recorded deathrates, ignoring otherafter effects among“recovered” includingsubsequent deathsties to the GreatBarringtonDeclaration,CambridgeAnalytica, or theKoch Brothersasserts thatconventions,conferences,gatherings, or barsdon't really drivetransmission(because they’redoing it)

covid commentary holiday 2021 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. o-ignores the shortage of teachers & other school workers leaving the profession is because of covid safety problems, lack of mitigation, and disability from covid
  2. d-ignores for the umpteenth time that deaths are a lagging indicator
  3. v-logic based on young people never interacting with elderly or disabled people OR elderly & disabled people never needing the services of young people, such as healthcare workers
  4. o-Ignores that there’s a shortage of healthcare workers because they’re leaving the profession due to long covid, trauma, covid safety issues, or being fed up
  5. d-fails to realize how “it's just bad for people with underlying conditions” isn’t appealing hopium to people with underlying conditions
  6. c-only the person who already tested positive needs to quarantine, nobody they live with or who was exposed & untested
  7. c-ignores how just more covid cases lead to more disability & death because of how math works
  8. o-ignores transmission between healthcare workers & at risk patients seeking necessary care or in-hospital transmission
  9. i-pooh-pooh’s long covid as largely psychosomatic or just a minor rare occurrence
  10. o-says “lockdown” but is actually talking about mask rules, reduced capacity, vaccine or test requirements, or quarantine rules for international travel
  11. v-person criticizing remote work or remote school is actually someone working from home or homeschooling
  12. d-reasoning appears to assume disabled & immune compromised people don’t exist, or shouldn’t, or can just be shut out of society forever
  13. d-calls disabled & those shielding or just exercising caution like masking terms like "Neurotic Shut-in" or "covid weirdo"
  14. i-ignores kids psychological suffering when teachers, parents, or classmates are hospitalized, get disturbing long covid symptoms, or die of covid
  15. v-to mask or not mask outdoors soliloquy as a red herring distracting from indoor super spreader events
  16. o-financially secure person speaking from an affluent location that has some robust mitigation efforts among the well-off
  17. v-"I have the worst head cold for days. No, I didn’t get tested for covid."
  18. o-pro-vaccine, but also anti-mask, and opposes most NPIs, and oh yes, possibly also pooh-poohing boosters
  19. c-asserts there’s tyranny on the common man, then references some rule that only really inconveniences elites doing things most ordinary people don’t even do when there’s not a pandemic
  20. i-very soon manageable & surely gonna mutate into a common cold this wave, promise, it's really happening this time, for real
  21. d-people are back to normal therefore there is no danger, OR if there was danger, the government would surely be doing something about it
  22. v-gross misunderstanding of public health or disease concept
  23. i-oblivious that overloaded hospitals lead to delays in care to non-covid patients
  24. i-says lockdowns are causing more harm than good in a region that has not had any lockdowns since first half of 2020
  25. c-focuses exclusively on recorded death rates, ignoring other after effects among “recovered” including subsequent deaths
  26. c-ties to the Great Barrington Declaration, Cambridge Analytica, or the Koch Brothers
  27. c-asserts that conventions, conferences, gatherings, or bars don't really drive transmission (because they’re doing it)