I want tosue thePresident.Aren't youSelf-Help?You needto help me.I need tospeak tomy Judge!The Judgesaid youneed to helpme with . . .My lawyersent mefor thisform...I have anattorney...(5min later) No,I don't haveone.My friend,who is anattorneysaid . . .Iunderstand(blankstare)CalltheSheriff!Mydaughter/sonspeaksEnglishWell... Ilooked it upon Googleand it said...(Missingheadingsand basicinfo)... I amready to file.What doyou dothen?My attorneydoesn't knowwhere thehearing is...No one told methat!!! . . . (After22 months ofremotehearings)Free!Friday,12:15PM. . .Ijust haveonequestion!I need tospeak withyourSupervisor!Myparalegaltold me ...Someonetold me youhave REALattorneys.The Clerksaid youwould helpme. . .Why do Ineed towait until1:30PM?I need 4packets...justin case Imake amistake.What doYOU thinkI shoulddo?Whatkiosk?!I want tosue thePresident.Aren't youSelf-Help?You needto help me.I need tospeak tomy Judge!The Judgesaid youneed to helpme with . . .My lawyersent mefor thisform...I have anattorney...(5min later) No,I don't haveone.My friend,who is anattorneysaid . . .Iunderstand(blankstare)CalltheSheriff!Mydaughter/sonspeaksEnglishWell... Ilooked it upon Googleand it said...(Missingheadingsand basicinfo)... I amready to file.What doyou dothen?My attorneydoesn't knowwhere thehearing is...No one told methat!!! . . . (After22 months ofremotehearings)Free!Friday,12:15PM. . .Ijust haveonequestion!I need tospeak withyourSupervisor!Myparalegaltold me ...Someonetold me youhave REALattorneys.The Clerksaid youwould helpme. . .Why do Ineed towait until1:30PM?I need 4packets...justin case Imake amistake.What doYOU thinkI shoulddo?Whatkiosk?!

Self-Help: Behind The Triage Window Loteria - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I want to sue the President.
  2. Aren't you Self-Help? You need to help me.
  3. I need to speak to my Judge!
  4. The Judge said you need to help me with . . .
  5. My lawyer sent me for this form...
  6. I have an attorney...(5 min later) No, I don't have one.
  7. My friend, who is an attorney said . . .
  8. I understand (blank stare)
  9. Call the Sheriff!
  10. My daughter/son speaks English
  11. Well... I looked it up on Google and it said...
  12. (Missing headings and basic info)... I am ready to file.
  13. What do you do then?
  14. My attorney doesn't know where the hearing is...
  15. No one told me that!!! . . . (After 22 months of remote hearings)
  16. Free!
  17. Friday, 12:15PM. . .I just have one question!
  18. I need to speak with your Supervisor!
  19. My paralegal told me ...
  20. Someone told me you have REAL attorneys.
  21. The Clerk said you would help me. . .
  22. Why do I need to wait until 1:30PM?
  23. I need 4 packets...just in case I make a mistake.
  24. What do YOU think I should do?
  25. What kiosk?!