Aren't youSelf-Help?You needto help me.Whatkiosk?!My friend,who is anattorneysaid . . .Free!Well... Ilooked it upon Googleand it said...Someonetold me youhave REALattorneys.What doYOU thinkI shoulddo?Why do Ineed towait until1:30PM?No one told methat!!! . . . (After22 months ofremotehearings)Friday,12:15PM. . .Ijust haveonequestion!CalltheSheriff!I need tospeak withyourSupervisor!My lawyersent mefor thisform...I need tospeak tomy Judge!My attorneydoesn't knowwhere thehearing is...Mydaughter/sonspeaksEnglishThe Judgesaid youneed to helpme with . . .Iunderstand(blankstare)I have anattorney...(5min later) No,I don't haveone.The Clerksaid youwould helpme. . .I need 4packets...justin case Imake amistake.Myparalegaltold me ...(Missingheadingsand basicinfo)... I amready to file.What doyou dothen?I want tosue thePresident.Aren't youSelf-Help?You needto help me.Whatkiosk?!My friend,who is anattorneysaid . . .Free!Well... Ilooked it upon Googleand it said...Someonetold me youhave REALattorneys.What doYOU thinkI shoulddo?Why do Ineed towait until1:30PM?No one told methat!!! . . . (After22 months ofremotehearings)Friday,12:15PM. . .Ijust haveonequestion!CalltheSheriff!I need tospeak withyourSupervisor!My lawyersent mefor thisform...I need tospeak tomy Judge!My attorneydoesn't knowwhere thehearing is...Mydaughter/sonspeaksEnglishThe Judgesaid youneed to helpme with . . .Iunderstand(blankstare)I have anattorney...(5min later) No,I don't haveone.The Clerksaid youwould helpme. . .I need 4packets...justin case Imake amistake.Myparalegaltold me ...(Missingheadingsand basicinfo)... I amready to file.What doyou dothen?I want tosue thePresident.

Self-Help: Behind The Triage Window Loteria - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Aren't you Self-Help? You need to help me.
  2. What kiosk?!
  3. My friend, who is an attorney said . . .
  4. Free!
  5. Well... I looked it up on Google and it said...
  6. Someone told me you have REAL attorneys.
  7. What do YOU think I should do?
  8. Why do I need to wait until 1:30PM?
  9. No one told me that!!! . . . (After 22 months of remote hearings)
  10. Friday, 12:15PM. . .I just have one question!
  11. Call the Sheriff!
  12. I need to speak with your Supervisor!
  13. My lawyer sent me for this form...
  14. I need to speak to my Judge!
  15. My attorney doesn't know where the hearing is...
  16. My daughter/son speaks English
  17. The Judge said you need to help me with . . .
  18. I understand (blank stare)
  19. I have an attorney...(5 min later) No, I don't have one.
  20. The Clerk said you would help me. . .
  21. I need 4 packets...just in case I make a mistake.
  22. My paralegal told me ...
  23. (Missing headings and basic info)... I am ready to file.
  24. What do you do then?
  25. I want to sue the President.