Wolf Spiritimbues thebead withpower of thewildInspiredby the fullmoonsolsticeNo animals,vegetablesor dragonswere harmedBlessedby theSunDesignedwith afemininehandLovinglycrafted withonly thefinest handcut glassWonderfulbead of lightand mysteryand airysubstancesGenerouslycreated withpurethoughts andloveCaressedby theGods offireThis beadis madewith lovingfyreBlessed bythe Sun andstars andmoon andwindTouchedby theGoddessFabulous setof beads thatshimmer-sparkleThe designwas a dreamthat wasborn in fireLovinglycreated withdivineinterventionand coffeeRain dancepurificationritual tocleanse thebeadMay theGoddessbless yourbead100% handmadelovingly in ahome studioTears of purejoy washeach beadbefore saleInspireddesign thatshowers youin light andfairiesCreated bylocal cottageindustryartisansTrulymagnificentbead madewith artisticgeniusTastefullypresented init's own giftwrapped boxThis beadwas forgedin the fireof HadesEvery beadis like oneof my ownchildrenWolf Spiritimbues thebead withpower of thewildInspiredby the fullmoonsolsticeNo animals,vegetablesor dragonswere harmedBlessedby theSunDesignedwith afemininehandLovinglycrafted withonly thefinest handcut glassWonderfulbead of lightand mysteryand airysubstancesGenerouslycreated withpurethoughts andloveCaressedby theGods offireThis beadis madewith lovingfyreBlessed bythe Sun andstars andmoon andwindTouchedby theGoddessFabulous setof beads thatshimmer-sparkleThe designwas a dreamthat wasborn in fireLovinglycreated withdivineinterventionand coffeeRain dancepurificationritual tocleanse thebeadMay theGoddessbless yourbead100% handmadelovingly in ahome studioTears of purejoy washeach beadbefore saleInspireddesign thatshowers youin light andfairiesCreated bylocal cottageindustryartisansTrulymagnificentbead madewith artisticgeniusTastefullypresented init's own giftwrapped boxThis beadwas forgedin the fireof HadesEvery beadis like oneof my ownchildren

The Pretentious Sales Pitch Bingo Card - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Wolf Spirit imbues the bead with power of the wild
  2. Inspired by the full moon solstice
  3. No animals, vegetables or dragons were harmed
  4. Blessed by the Sun
  5. Designed with a feminine hand
  6. Lovingly crafted with only the finest hand cut glass
  7. Wonderful bead of light and mystery and airy substances
  8. Generously created with pure thoughts and love
  9. Caressed by the Gods of fire
  10. This bead is made with loving fyre
  11. Blessed by the Sun and stars and moon and wind
  12. Touched by the Goddess
  13. Fabulous set of beads that shimmer-sparkle
  14. The design was a dream that was born in fire
  15. Lovingly created with divine intervention and coffee
  16. Rain dance purification ritual to cleanse the bead
  17. May the Goddess bless your bead
  18. 100% hand made lovingly in a home studio
  19. Tears of pure joy wash each bead before sale
  20. Inspired design that showers you in light and fairies
  21. Created by local cottage industry artisans
  22. Truly magnificent bead made with artistic genius
  23. Tastefully presented in it's own gift wrapped box
  24. This bead was forged in the fire of Hades
  25. Every bead is like one of my own children