This beadwas forgedin the fireof HadesWonderfulbead of lightand mysteryand airysubstancesCaressedby theGods offireBlessed bythe Sun andstars andmoon andwindWolf Spiritimbues thebead withpower of thewildInspireddesign thatshowers youin light andfairiesLovinglycreated withdivineinterventionand coffeeNo animals,vegetablesor dragonswere harmedTrulymagnificentbead madewith artisticgeniusTouchedby theGoddessTears of purejoy washeach beadbefore sale100% handmadelovingly in ahome studioThe designwas a dreamthat wasborn in fireCreated bylocal cottageindustryartisansGenerouslycreated withpurethoughts andloveEvery beadis like oneof my ownchildrenRain dancepurificationritual tocleanse thebeadLovinglycrafted withonly thefinest handcut glassInspiredby the fullmoonsolsticeFabulous setof beads thatshimmer-sparkleThis beadis madewith lovingfyreMay theGoddessbless yourbeadDesignedwith afemininehandTastefullypresented init's own giftwrapped boxBlessedby theSunThis beadwas forgedin the fireof HadesWonderfulbead of lightand mysteryand airysubstancesCaressedby theGods offireBlessed bythe Sun andstars andmoon andwindWolf Spiritimbues thebead withpower of thewildInspireddesign thatshowers youin light andfairiesLovinglycreated withdivineinterventionand coffeeNo animals,vegetablesor dragonswere harmedTrulymagnificentbead madewith artisticgeniusTouchedby theGoddessTears of purejoy washeach beadbefore sale100% handmadelovingly in ahome studioThe designwas a dreamthat wasborn in fireCreated bylocal cottageindustryartisansGenerouslycreated withpurethoughts andloveEvery beadis like oneof my ownchildrenRain dancepurificationritual tocleanse thebeadLovinglycrafted withonly thefinest handcut glassInspiredby the fullmoonsolsticeFabulous setof beads thatshimmer-sparkleThis beadis madewith lovingfyreMay theGoddessbless yourbeadDesignedwith afemininehandTastefullypresented init's own giftwrapped boxBlessedby theSun

The Pretentious Sales Pitch Bingo Card - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. This bead was forged in the fire of Hades
  2. Wonderful bead of light and mystery and airy substances
  3. Caressed by the Gods of fire
  4. Blessed by the Sun and stars and moon and wind
  5. Wolf Spirit imbues the bead with power of the wild
  6. Inspired design that showers you in light and fairies
  7. Lovingly created with divine intervention and coffee
  8. No animals, vegetables or dragons were harmed
  9. Truly magnificent bead made with artistic genius
  10. Touched by the Goddess
  11. Tears of pure joy wash each bead before sale
  12. 100% hand made lovingly in a home studio
  13. The design was a dream that was born in fire
  14. Created by local cottage industry artisans
  15. Generously created with pure thoughts and love
  16. Every bead is like one of my own children
  17. Rain dance purification ritual to cleanse the bead
  18. Lovingly crafted with only the finest hand cut glass
  19. Inspired by the full moon solstice
  20. Fabulous set of beads that shimmer-sparkle
  21. This bead is made with loving fyre
  22. May the Goddess bless your bead
  23. Designed with a feminine hand
  24. Tastefully presented in it's own gift wrapped box
  25. Blessed by the Sun