This beadis madewith lovingfyreThe designwas a dreamthat wasborn in fireWonderfulbead of lightand mysteryand airysubstancesThis beadwas forgedin the fireof HadesTastefullypresented init's own giftwrapped boxTouchedby theGoddessInspireddesign thatshowers youin light andfairiesGenerouslycreated withpurethoughts andloveWolf Spiritimbues thebead withpower of thewildCreated bylocal cottageindustryartisansRain dancepurificationritual tocleanse thebeadEvery beadis like oneof my ownchildrenNo animals,vegetablesor dragonswere harmedLovinglycreated withdivineinterventionand coffeeBlessed bythe Sun andstars andmoon andwindInspiredby the fullmoonsolsticeTrulymagnificentbead madewith artisticgeniusFabulous setof beads thatshimmer-sparkle100% handmadelovingly in ahome studioBlessedby theSunTears of purejoy washeach beadbefore saleDesignedwith afemininehandMay theGoddessbless yourbeadLovinglycrafted withonly thefinest handcut glassCaressedby theGods offireThis beadis madewith lovingfyreThe designwas a dreamthat wasborn in fireWonderfulbead of lightand mysteryand airysubstancesThis beadwas forgedin the fireof HadesTastefullypresented init's own giftwrapped boxTouchedby theGoddessInspireddesign thatshowers youin light andfairiesGenerouslycreated withpurethoughts andloveWolf Spiritimbues thebead withpower of thewildCreated bylocal cottageindustryartisansRain dancepurificationritual tocleanse thebeadEvery beadis like oneof my ownchildrenNo animals,vegetablesor dragonswere harmedLovinglycreated withdivineinterventionand coffeeBlessed bythe Sun andstars andmoon andwindInspiredby the fullmoonsolsticeTrulymagnificentbead madewith artisticgeniusFabulous setof beads thatshimmer-sparkle100% handmadelovingly in ahome studioBlessedby theSunTears of purejoy washeach beadbefore saleDesignedwith afemininehandMay theGoddessbless yourbeadLovinglycrafted withonly thefinest handcut glassCaressedby theGods offire

The Pretentious Sales Pitch Bingo Card - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. This bead is made with loving fyre
  2. The design was a dream that was born in fire
  3. Wonderful bead of light and mystery and airy substances
  4. This bead was forged in the fire of Hades
  5. Tastefully presented in it's own gift wrapped box
  6. Touched by the Goddess
  7. Inspired design that showers you in light and fairies
  8. Generously created with pure thoughts and love
  9. Wolf Spirit imbues the bead with power of the wild
  10. Created by local cottage industry artisans
  11. Rain dance purification ritual to cleanse the bead
  12. Every bead is like one of my own children
  13. No animals, vegetables or dragons were harmed
  14. Lovingly created with divine intervention and coffee
  15. Blessed by the Sun and stars and moon and wind
  16. Inspired by the full moon solstice
  17. Truly magnificent bead made with artistic genius
  18. Fabulous set of beads that shimmer-sparkle
  19. 100% hand made lovingly in a home studio
  20. Blessed by the Sun
  21. Tears of pure joy wash each bead before sale
  22. Designed with a feminine hand
  23. May the Goddess bless your bead
  24. Lovingly crafted with only the finest hand cut glass
  25. Caressed by the Gods of fire