Rain dancepurificationritual tocleanse thebeadLovinglycreated withdivineinterventionand coffeeBlessedby theSunBlessed bythe Sun andstars andmoon andwindThis beadis madewith lovingfyre100% handmadelovingly in ahome studioInspireddesign thatshowers youin light andfairiesGenerouslycreated withpurethoughts andloveWonderfulbead of lightand mysteryand airysubstancesLovinglycrafted withonly thefinest handcut glassMay theGoddessbless yourbeadNo animals,vegetablesor dragonswere harmedTastefullypresented init's own giftwrapped boxDesignedwith afemininehandWolf Spiritimbues thebead withpower of thewildEvery beadis like oneof my ownchildrenFabulous setof beads thatshimmer-sparkleTears of purejoy washeach beadbefore saleThis beadwas forgedin the fireof HadesCaressedby theGods offireThe designwas a dreamthat wasborn in fireTrulymagnificentbead madewith artisticgeniusTouchedby theGoddessInspiredby the fullmoonsolsticeCreated bylocal cottageindustryartisansRain dancepurificationritual tocleanse thebeadLovinglycreated withdivineinterventionand coffeeBlessedby theSunBlessed bythe Sun andstars andmoon andwindThis beadis madewith lovingfyre100% handmadelovingly in ahome studioInspireddesign thatshowers youin light andfairiesGenerouslycreated withpurethoughts andloveWonderfulbead of lightand mysteryand airysubstancesLovinglycrafted withonly thefinest handcut glassMay theGoddessbless yourbeadNo animals,vegetablesor dragonswere harmedTastefullypresented init's own giftwrapped boxDesignedwith afemininehandWolf Spiritimbues thebead withpower of thewildEvery beadis like oneof my ownchildrenFabulous setof beads thatshimmer-sparkleTears of purejoy washeach beadbefore saleThis beadwas forgedin the fireof HadesCaressedby theGods offireThe designwas a dreamthat wasborn in fireTrulymagnificentbead madewith artisticgeniusTouchedby theGoddessInspiredby the fullmoonsolsticeCreated bylocal cottageindustryartisans

The Pretentious Sales Pitch Bingo Card - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Rain dance purification ritual to cleanse the bead
  2. Lovingly created with divine intervention and coffee
  3. Blessed by the Sun
  4. Blessed by the Sun and stars and moon and wind
  5. This bead is made with loving fyre
  6. 100% hand made lovingly in a home studio
  7. Inspired design that showers you in light and fairies
  8. Generously created with pure thoughts and love
  9. Wonderful bead of light and mystery and airy substances
  10. Lovingly crafted with only the finest hand cut glass
  11. May the Goddess bless your bead
  12. No animals, vegetables or dragons were harmed
  13. Tastefully presented in it's own gift wrapped box
  14. Designed with a feminine hand
  15. Wolf Spirit imbues the bead with power of the wild
  16. Every bead is like one of my own children
  17. Fabulous set of beads that shimmer-sparkle
  18. Tears of pure joy wash each bead before sale
  19. This bead was forged in the fire of Hades
  20. Caressed by the Gods of fire
  21. The design was a dream that was born in fire
  22. Truly magnificent bead made with artistic genius
  23. Touched by the Goddess
  24. Inspired by the full moon solstice
  25. Created by local cottage industry artisans