Hates havingtheir picturetakenOnlineretailtherapyOnly laughsout loud attwitterscreenshotsSmokestoo muchweedIrregulardiet/sleepschedule"nobodylikes/wantsme"Rarelygoes tobed soberAnxiety tothe pointof nauseaOnly trulyhappy onMDMACaffeinatedconstantlyAlwayslonely, evenaround otherpeopleClinicallydepressedOverthinkseverythingBodyinsecurityUsesnoise todrown outthoughtsBarelyremembersanythingConstantlyexhaustedOverlydefensiveand sociallyawkwardDrivesrecklesslyBasicallygiven upon makingfriendsListens tosad music24/7So manySpotifyplaylistsGoes toconcertssolo tofeel aliveRandomlyloses aton ofweightHates havingtheir picturetakenOnlineretailtherapyOnly laughsout loud attwitterscreenshotsSmokestoo muchweedIrregulardiet/sleepschedule"nobodylikes/wantsme"Rarelygoes tobed soberAnxiety tothe pointof nauseaOnly trulyhappy onMDMACaffeinatedconstantlyAlwayslonely, evenaround otherpeopleClinicallydepressedOverthinkseverythingBodyinsecurityUsesnoise todrown outthoughtsBarelyremembersanythingConstantlyexhaustedOverlydefensiveand sociallyawkwardDrivesrecklesslyBasicallygiven upon makingfriendsListens tosad music24/7So manySpotifyplaylistsGoes toconcertssolo tofeel aliveRandomlyloses aton ofweight

Sad POS Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Hates having their picture taken
  2. Online retail therapy
  3. Only laughs out loud at twitter screenshots
  4. Smokes too much weed
  5. Irregular diet/sleep schedule
  6. "nobody likes/wants me"
  7. Rarely goes to bed sober
  8. Anxiety to the point of nausea
  9. Only truly happy on MDMA
  10. Caffeinated constantly
  11. Always lonely, even around other people
  12. Clinically depressed
  13. Overthinks everything
  14. Body insecurity
  15. Uses noise to drown out thoughts
  16. Barely remembers anything
  17. Constantly exhausted
  18. Overly defensive and socially awkward
  19. Drives recklessly
  20. Basically given up on making friends
  21. Listens to sad music 24/7
  22. So many Spotify playlists
  23. Goes to concerts solo to feel alive
  24. Randomly loses a ton of weight