OverthinkseverythingDrivesrecklesslyOverlydefensiveand sociallyawkwardClinicallydepressedAlwayslonely, evenaround otherpeopleRarelygoes tobed soberConstantlyexhaustedUsesnoise todrown outthoughtsOnly trulyhappy onMDMACaffeinatedconstantlyHates havingtheir picturetakenGoes toconcertssolo tofeel aliveRandomlyloses aton ofweightSo manySpotifyplaylistsListens tosad music24/7BarelyremembersanythingIrregulardiet/sleepscheduleOnly laughsout loud attwitterscreenshotsBodyinsecurity"nobodylikes/wantsme"Smokestoo muchweedOnlineretailtherapyAnxiety tothe pointof nauseaBasicallygiven upon makingfriendsOverthinkseverythingDrivesrecklesslyOverlydefensiveand sociallyawkwardClinicallydepressedAlwayslonely, evenaround otherpeopleRarelygoes tobed soberConstantlyexhaustedUsesnoise todrown outthoughtsOnly trulyhappy onMDMACaffeinatedconstantlyHates havingtheir picturetakenGoes toconcertssolo tofeel aliveRandomlyloses aton ofweightSo manySpotifyplaylistsListens tosad music24/7BarelyremembersanythingIrregulardiet/sleepscheduleOnly laughsout loud attwitterscreenshotsBodyinsecurity"nobodylikes/wantsme"Smokestoo muchweedOnlineretailtherapyAnxiety tothe pointof nauseaBasicallygiven upon makingfriends

Sad POS Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Overthinks everything
  2. Drives recklessly
  3. Overly defensive and socially awkward
  4. Clinically depressed
  5. Always lonely, even around other people
  6. Rarely goes to bed sober
  7. Constantly exhausted
  8. Uses noise to drown out thoughts
  9. Only truly happy on MDMA
  10. Caffeinated constantly
  11. Hates having their picture taken
  12. Goes to concerts solo to feel alive
  13. Randomly loses a ton of weight
  14. So many Spotify playlists
  15. Listens to sad music 24/7
  16. Barely remembers anything
  17. Irregular diet/sleep schedule
  18. Only laughs out loud at twitter screenshots
  19. Body insecurity
  20. "nobody likes/wants me"
  21. Smokes too much weed
  22. Online retail therapy
  23. Anxiety to the point of nausea
  24. Basically given up on making friends