Groan everytime you getup and bendoverPlayBINGOMake sureeveryoneis wearinga sweaterRefer toeveryoneyounger thanyou as"Kids"Start everysentencewith "Back inMY Day..."TwoWords:PruneJuiceRefer toGoogle as"TheGoogle"Celebrateloudly whenyou find youcar in theparking lotIgnore GPSbecause youhave a betterrouteHarasstheWorkingClassLongBikeRidesGet theSeniorDiscountHaveDinnerat 4pmGetsomecatsCall workfriends andask whatthey're doingWatch theWeatherChannelWhittle onyour frontporchRide theGroceryStoreScooterMumbletoYourselfEnjoyLiquidLunchesGrow aSuperLongBeardWheelofFortune!TakeNapsSingalong toElevatorMusicSign yourname ontextsSay "That's abunch of o'MELARKEY!!"ReturnFruit to theGroceryStoreEh??Read aNovelPlay with yourGrandchildrenReadAARPMagazineDrive30 in a65MissusTerriblyTravelGroan everytime you getup and bendoverPlayBINGOMake sureeveryoneis wearinga sweaterRefer toeveryoneyounger thanyou as"Kids"Start everysentencewith "Back inMY Day..."TwoWords:PruneJuiceRefer toGoogle as"TheGoogle"Celebrateloudly whenyou find youcar in theparking lotIgnore GPSbecause youhave a betterrouteHarasstheWorkingClassLongBikeRidesGet theSeniorDiscountHaveDinnerat 4pmGetsomecatsCall workfriends andask whatthey're doingWatch theWeatherChannelWhittle onyour frontporchRide theGroceryStoreScooterMumbletoYourselfEnjoyLiquidLunchesGrow aSuperLongBeardWheelofFortune!TakeNapsSingalong toElevatorMusicSign yourname ontextsSay "That's abunch of o'MELARKEY!!"ReturnFruit to theGroceryStoreEh??Read aNovelPlay with yourGrandchildrenReadAARPMagazineDrive30 in a65MissusTerriblyTravel

***RETIREMENT*** - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Groan every time you get up and bend over
  2. Play BINGO
  3. Make sure everyone is wearing a sweater
  4. Refer to everyone younger than you as "Kids"
  5. Start every sentence with "Back in MY Day..."
  6. Two Words: Prune Juice
  7. Refer to Google as "The Google"
  8. Celebrate loudly when you find you car in the parking lot
  9. Ignore GPS because you have a better route
  10. Harass the Working Class
  11. Long Bike Rides
  12. Get the Senior Discount
  13. Have Dinner at 4pm
  14. Get some cats
  15. Call work friends and ask what they're doing
  16. Watch the Weather Channel
  17. Whittle on your front porch
  18. Ride the Grocery Store Scooter
  19. Mumble to Yourself
  20. Enjoy Liquid Lunches
  21. Grow a Super Long Beard
  22. Wheel of Fortune!
  23. Take Naps
  24. Sing along to Elevator Music
  25. Sign your name on texts
  26. Say "That's a bunch of o' MELARKEY!!"
  27. Return Fruit to the Grocery Store
  28. Eh??
  29. Read a Novel
  30. Play with your Grandchildren
  31. Read AARP Magazine
  32. Drive 30 in a 65
  33. Miss us Terribly
  34. Travel