(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Someone makes a stoner joke about Jane
Questions about
the already rampant abuse of the new work/life balance policies are awkwardly swept under the rug
Weird joke about how Naveen isn’t empathetic and only cares about money
David makes a weird complement on the new office (i.e., it has nice ceilings)
It’s been a great year
Questions about anything related to DE&I are awkwardly swept under the rug
We're modernizing the agency
Mention of the new office still being under construction
We’ve been so productive
David takes the call from either a tropical location or his car
Questions about bonuses, raises,
401k matches all get awkwardly swept under the rug
Someone other than us points to the new branding as a ripoff of DDB
David points to great work we did for clients that left us
Jane reminds everyone she’s the only woman in leadership
Questions about new hires get awkwardly swept under the rug
Tito wanting to “add something”
Tito mentions one of his side hustles
David mentions a
minuscule bonus
as if it’s supposed to be life-changing
Reminder of our new work/life balance policies
David says something that shows how out of touch he is with his employees
Excited for the next chapter
Fishbowl starts trashing the meeting, during the meeting
Travelocity works gets mentioned as if it’s not going away
David says instead of bonuses Doner made a donation on behalf of employees