It looks likeTupperware.It was likewinningmoreschool.She boughtit. Someonebelieved me.Say helloto my littlefriend.Forget yoursister, Jake.She’suseless.Any of youhuddledmasses carefor someNintendo?TheOlsensare weakstock.Nosuckingon thesoda pop.Tonight, Iwas aman on amission.Thepowerglovesucked.Put it underyour armpitsfor 2minutes. Itwill thaw out.What do youhave alearningdisability orsomething?Noboots, nofield trip.A redheadwith freckles.Don’t mess itup.One womanpunched agrandmaright in thethroat.Enoughwith thedee-doo’s.Mikey was tough,tenacious, andwas allowed towatch R-ratedmovies, and itshowed.One thingbecame clear, Ineeded to getmy ownNintendo. Fast.A kid whothinks,howrefreshing.Each one of usin that basementknew we wereabout to witnesshistory.Videogameover.This is a lifeskill, people.Like cursive.Christmaswas deadto menow.Looks likea no goonNintendo.I know this yearis a little bitdifferent, but youcan still have agood Christmas.Your momused acouponagain?Is moderntechnologygoing to takeover ourlives?Don’tnegotiatewithterrorists.Sorry I’mlate, I wason the phonewith BonJovi.Retainorretained.That TVlanded onher like ahouse on awitch.Who wants apiece of thisdeliciousstrawberrycake?There wasno secondplace when itcame toNintendo.I alwayshave agoodChristmas.What can Itell you? Itwas the ’80s;stuff got real.I’vebecomeone withNintendo.For a minutethere, Ithought itwas aNintendo.And thereshe was,glistening inall her plasticglory.I’m notembarrassing.May’s dad isembarrassing.He was amagician. Hewas a hero.He was mydad.You’rejust a sadlittle bully.Apparently, videogames have beendoing all sorts ofstrange things tokids in Japan.You know how youmeet someone andyou have no ideathey have money?Timmy Keen is theopposite of that.It was theend ofNintendo.It looks likeTupperware.It was likewinningmoreschool.She boughtit. Someonebelieved me.Say helloto my littlefriend.Forget yoursister, Jake.She’suseless.Any of youhuddledmasses carefor someNintendo?TheOlsensare weakstock.Nosuckingon thesoda pop.Tonight, Iwas aman on amission.Thepowerglovesucked.Put it underyour armpitsfor 2minutes. Itwill thaw out.What do youhave alearningdisability orsomething?Noboots, nofield trip.A redheadwith freckles.Don’t mess itup.One womanpunched agrandmaright in thethroat.Enoughwith thedee-doo’s.Mikey was tough,tenacious, andwas allowed towatch R-ratedmovies, and itshowed.One thingbecame clear, Ineeded to getmy ownNintendo. Fast.A kid whothinks,howrefreshing.Each one of usin that basementknew we wereabout to witnesshistory.Videogameover.This is a lifeskill, people.Like cursive.Christmaswas deadto menow.Looks likea no goonNintendo.I know this yearis a little bitdifferent, but youcan still have agood Christmas.Your momused acouponagain?Is moderntechnologygoing to takeover ourlives?Don’tnegotiatewithterrorists.Sorry I’mlate, I wason the phonewith BonJovi.Retainorretained.That TVlanded onher like ahouse on awitch.Who wants apiece of thisdeliciousstrawberrycake?There wasno secondplace when itcame toNintendo.I alwayshave agoodChristmas.What can Itell you? Itwas the ’80s;stuff got real.I’vebecomeone withNintendo.For a minutethere, Ithought itwas aNintendo.And thereshe was,glistening inall her plasticglory.I’m notembarrassing.May’s dad isembarrassing.He was amagician. Hewas a hero.He was mydad.You’rejust a sadlittle bully.Apparently, videogames have beendoing all sorts ofstrange things tokids in Japan.You know how youmeet someone andyou have no ideathey have money?Timmy Keen is theopposite of that.It was theend ofNintendo.

8-Bit Christmas - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. It looks like Tupperware.
  2. It was like winning more school.
  3. She bought it. Someone believed me.
  4. Say hello to my little friend.
  5. Forget your sister, Jake. She’s useless.
  6. Any of you huddled masses care for some Nintendo?
  7. The Olsens are weak stock.
  8. No sucking on the soda pop.
  9. Tonight, I was a man on a mission.
  10. The power glove sucked.
  11. Put it under your armpits for 2 minutes. It will thaw out.
  12. What do you have a learning disability or something?
  13. No boots, no field trip.
  14. A redhead with freckles. Don’t mess it up.
  15. One woman punched a grandma right in the throat.
  16. Enough with the dee-doo’s.
  17. Mikey was tough, tenacious, and was allowed to watch R-rated movies, and it showed.
  18. One thing became clear, I needed to get my own Nintendo. Fast.
  19. A kid who thinks, how refreshing.
  20. Each one of us in that basement knew we were about to witness history.
  21. Video game over.
  22. This is a life skill, people. Like cursive.
  23. Christmas was dead to me now.
  24. Looks like a no go on Nintendo.
  25. I know this year is a little bit different, but you can still have a good Christmas.
  26. Your mom used a coupon again?
  27. Is modern technology going to take over our lives?
  28. Don’t negotiate with terrorists.
  29. Sorry I’m late, I was on the phone with Bon Jovi.
  30. Retainor retained.
  31. That TV landed on her like a house on a witch.
  32. Who wants a piece of this delicious strawberry cake?
  33. There was no second place when it came to Nintendo.
  34. I always have a good Christmas.
  35. What can I tell you? It was the ’80s; stuff got real.
  36. I’ve become one with Nintendo.
  37. For a minute there, I thought it was a Nintendo.
  38. And there she was, glistening in all her plastic glory.
  39. I’m not embarrassing. May’s dad is embarrassing.
  40. He was a magician. He was a hero. He was my dad.
  41. You’re just a sad little bully.
  42. Apparently, video games have been doing all sorts of strange things to kids in Japan.
  43. You know how you meet someone and you have no idea they have money? Timmy Keen is the opposite of that.
  44. It was the end of Nintendo.