I’m notembarrassing.May’s dad isembarrassing.Nosuckingon thesoda pop.It looks likeTupperware.Noboots, nofield trip.Tonight, Iwas aman on amission.One thingbecame clear, Ineeded to getmy ownNintendo. Fast.Thepowerglovesucked.Mikey was tough,tenacious, andwas allowed towatch R-ratedmovies, and itshowed.That TVlanded onher like ahouse on awitch.Apparently, videogames have beendoing all sorts ofstrange things tokids in Japan.For a minutethere, Ithought itwas aNintendo.Who wants apiece of thisdeliciousstrawberrycake?Put it underyour armpitsfor 2minutes. Itwill thaw out.TheOlsensare weakstock.Retainorretained.She boughtit. Someonebelieved me.A redheadwith freckles.Don’t mess itup.Each one of usin that basementknew we wereabout to witnesshistory.It was theend ofNintendo.A kid whothinks,howrefreshing.One womanpunched agrandmaright in thethroat.Any of youhuddledmasses carefor someNintendo?You know how youmeet someone andyou have no ideathey have money?Timmy Keen is theopposite of that.What do youhave alearningdisability orsomething?There wasno secondplace when itcame toNintendo.Don’tnegotiatewithterrorists.Say helloto my littlefriend.This is a lifeskill, people.Like cursive.I know this yearis a little bitdifferent, but youcan still have agood Christmas.Enoughwith thedee-doo’s.Christmaswas deadto menow.It was likewinningmoreschool.Videogameover.Forget yoursister, Jake.She’suseless.He was amagician. Hewas a hero.He was mydad.You’rejust a sadlittle bully.I’vebecomeone withNintendo.Is moderntechnologygoing to takeover ourlives?What can Itell you? Itwas the ’80s;stuff got real.And thereshe was,glistening inall her plasticglory.Looks likea no goonNintendo.Sorry I’mlate, I wason the phonewith BonJovi.I alwayshave agoodChristmas.Your momused acouponagain?I’m notembarrassing.May’s dad isembarrassing.Nosuckingon thesoda pop.It looks likeTupperware.Noboots, nofield trip.Tonight, Iwas aman on amission.One thingbecame clear, Ineeded to getmy ownNintendo. Fast.Thepowerglovesucked.Mikey was tough,tenacious, andwas allowed towatch R-ratedmovies, and itshowed.That TVlanded onher like ahouse on awitch.Apparently, videogames have beendoing all sorts ofstrange things tokids in Japan.For a minutethere, Ithought itwas aNintendo.Who wants apiece of thisdeliciousstrawberrycake?Put it underyour armpitsfor 2minutes. Itwill thaw out.TheOlsensare weakstock.Retainorretained.She boughtit. Someonebelieved me.A redheadwith freckles.Don’t mess itup.Each one of usin that basementknew we wereabout to witnesshistory.It was theend ofNintendo.A kid whothinks,howrefreshing.One womanpunched agrandmaright in thethroat.Any of youhuddledmasses carefor someNintendo?You know how youmeet someone andyou have no ideathey have money?Timmy Keen is theopposite of that.What do youhave alearningdisability orsomething?There wasno secondplace when itcame toNintendo.Don’tnegotiatewithterrorists.Say helloto my littlefriend.This is a lifeskill, people.Like cursive.I know this yearis a little bitdifferent, but youcan still have agood Christmas.Enoughwith thedee-doo’s.Christmaswas deadto menow.It was likewinningmoreschool.Videogameover.Forget yoursister, Jake.She’suseless.He was amagician. Hewas a hero.He was mydad.You’rejust a sadlittle bully.I’vebecomeone withNintendo.Is moderntechnologygoing to takeover ourlives?What can Itell you? Itwas the ’80s;stuff got real.And thereshe was,glistening inall her plasticglory.Looks likea no goonNintendo.Sorry I’mlate, I wason the phonewith BonJovi.I alwayshave agoodChristmas.Your momused acouponagain?

8-Bit Christmas - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I’m not embarrassing. May’s dad is embarrassing.
  2. No sucking on the soda pop.
  3. It looks like Tupperware.
  4. No boots, no field trip.
  5. Tonight, I was a man on a mission.
  6. One thing became clear, I needed to get my own Nintendo. Fast.
  7. The power glove sucked.
  8. Mikey was tough, tenacious, and was allowed to watch R-rated movies, and it showed.
  9. That TV landed on her like a house on a witch.
  10. Apparently, video games have been doing all sorts of strange things to kids in Japan.
  11. For a minute there, I thought it was a Nintendo.
  12. Who wants a piece of this delicious strawberry cake?
  13. Put it under your armpits for 2 minutes. It will thaw out.
  14. The Olsens are weak stock.
  15. Retainor retained.
  16. She bought it. Someone believed me.
  17. A redhead with freckles. Don’t mess it up.
  18. Each one of us in that basement knew we were about to witness history.
  19. It was the end of Nintendo.
  20. A kid who thinks, how refreshing.
  21. One woman punched a grandma right in the throat.
  22. Any of you huddled masses care for some Nintendo?
  23. You know how you meet someone and you have no idea they have money? Timmy Keen is the opposite of that.
  24. What do you have a learning disability or something?
  25. There was no second place when it came to Nintendo.
  26. Don’t negotiate with terrorists.
  27. Say hello to my little friend.
  28. This is a life skill, people. Like cursive.
  29. I know this year is a little bit different, but you can still have a good Christmas.
  30. Enough with the dee-doo’s.
  31. Christmas was dead to me now.
  32. It was like winning more school.
  33. Video game over.
  34. Forget your sister, Jake. She’s useless.
  35. He was a magician. He was a hero. He was my dad.
  36. You’re just a sad little bully.
  37. I’ve become one with Nintendo.
  38. Is modern technology going to take over our lives?
  39. What can I tell you? It was the ’80s; stuff got real.
  40. And there she was, glistening in all her plastic glory.
  41. Looks like a no go on Nintendo.
  42. Sorry I’m late, I was on the phone with Bon Jovi.
  43. I always have a good Christmas.
  44. Your mom used a coupon again?