TheOlsensare weakstock.You’rejust a sadlittle bully.Who wants apiece of thisdeliciousstrawberrycake?Don’tnegotiatewithterrorists.There wasno secondplace when itcame toNintendo.Thepowerglovesucked.Any of youhuddledmasses carefor someNintendo?For a minutethere, Ithought itwas aNintendo.It looks likeTupperware.He was amagician. Hewas a hero.He was mydad.Forget yoursister, Jake.She’suseless.Sorry I’mlate, I wason the phonewith BonJovi.I alwayshave agoodChristmas.I’vebecomeone withNintendo.Tonight, Iwas aman on amission.Mikey was tough,tenacious, andwas allowed towatch R-ratedmovies, and itshowed.This is a lifeskill, people.Like cursive.Your momused acouponagain?That TVlanded onher like ahouse on awitch.Retainorretained.Enoughwith thedee-doo’s.She boughtit. Someonebelieved me.Noboots, nofield trip.Nosuckingon thesoda pop.It was likewinningmoreschool.Say helloto my littlefriend.Looks likea no goonNintendo.Videogameover.You know how youmeet someone andyou have no ideathey have money?Timmy Keen is theopposite of that.Apparently, videogames have beendoing all sorts ofstrange things tokids in Japan.It was theend ofNintendo.Each one of usin that basementknew we wereabout to witnesshistory.Christmaswas deadto menow.I’m notembarrassing.May’s dad isembarrassing.Is moderntechnologygoing to takeover ourlives?Put it underyour armpitsfor 2minutes. Itwill thaw out.One womanpunched agrandmaright in thethroat.What do youhave alearningdisability orsomething?A kid whothinks,howrefreshing.And thereshe was,glistening inall her plasticglory.A redheadwith freckles.Don’t mess itup.What can Itell you? Itwas the ’80s;stuff got real.One thingbecame clear, Ineeded to getmy ownNintendo. Fast.I know this yearis a little bitdifferent, but youcan still have agood Christmas.TheOlsensare weakstock.You’rejust a sadlittle bully.Who wants apiece of thisdeliciousstrawberrycake?Don’tnegotiatewithterrorists.There wasno secondplace when itcame toNintendo.Thepowerglovesucked.Any of youhuddledmasses carefor someNintendo?For a minutethere, Ithought itwas aNintendo.It looks likeTupperware.He was amagician. Hewas a hero.He was mydad.Forget yoursister, Jake.She’suseless.Sorry I’mlate, I wason the phonewith BonJovi.I alwayshave agoodChristmas.I’vebecomeone withNintendo.Tonight, Iwas aman on amission.Mikey was tough,tenacious, andwas allowed towatch R-ratedmovies, and itshowed.This is a lifeskill, people.Like cursive.Your momused acouponagain?That TVlanded onher like ahouse on awitch.Retainorretained.Enoughwith thedee-doo’s.She boughtit. Someonebelieved me.Noboots, nofield trip.Nosuckingon thesoda pop.It was likewinningmoreschool.Say helloto my littlefriend.Looks likea no goonNintendo.Videogameover.You know how youmeet someone andyou have no ideathey have money?Timmy Keen is theopposite of that.Apparently, videogames have beendoing all sorts ofstrange things tokids in Japan.It was theend ofNintendo.Each one of usin that basementknew we wereabout to witnesshistory.Christmaswas deadto menow.I’m notembarrassing.May’s dad isembarrassing.Is moderntechnologygoing to takeover ourlives?Put it underyour armpitsfor 2minutes. Itwill thaw out.One womanpunched agrandmaright in thethroat.What do youhave alearningdisability orsomething?A kid whothinks,howrefreshing.And thereshe was,glistening inall her plasticglory.A redheadwith freckles.Don’t mess itup.What can Itell you? Itwas the ’80s;stuff got real.One thingbecame clear, Ineeded to getmy ownNintendo. Fast.I know this yearis a little bitdifferent, but youcan still have agood Christmas.

8-Bit Christmas - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The Olsens are weak stock.
  2. You’re just a sad little bully.
  3. Who wants a piece of this delicious strawberry cake?
  4. Don’t negotiate with terrorists.
  5. There was no second place when it came to Nintendo.
  6. The power glove sucked.
  7. Any of you huddled masses care for some Nintendo?
  8. For a minute there, I thought it was a Nintendo.
  9. It looks like Tupperware.
  10. He was a magician. He was a hero. He was my dad.
  11. Forget your sister, Jake. She’s useless.
  12. Sorry I’m late, I was on the phone with Bon Jovi.
  13. I always have a good Christmas.
  14. I’ve become one with Nintendo.
  15. Tonight, I was a man on a mission.
  16. Mikey was tough, tenacious, and was allowed to watch R-rated movies, and it showed.
  17. This is a life skill, people. Like cursive.
  18. Your mom used a coupon again?
  19. That TV landed on her like a house on a witch.
  20. Retainor retained.
  21. Enough with the dee-doo’s.
  22. She bought it. Someone believed me.
  23. No boots, no field trip.
  24. No sucking on the soda pop.
  25. It was like winning more school.
  26. Say hello to my little friend.
  27. Looks like a no go on Nintendo.
  28. Video game over.
  29. You know how you meet someone and you have no idea they have money? Timmy Keen is the opposite of that.
  30. Apparently, video games have been doing all sorts of strange things to kids in Japan.
  31. It was the end of Nintendo.
  32. Each one of us in that basement knew we were about to witness history.
  33. Christmas was dead to me now.
  34. I’m not embarrassing. May’s dad is embarrassing.
  35. Is modern technology going to take over our lives?
  36. Put it under your armpits for 2 minutes. It will thaw out.
  37. One woman punched a grandma right in the throat.
  38. What do you have a learning disability or something?
  39. A kid who thinks, how refreshing.
  40. And there she was, glistening in all her plastic glory.
  41. A redhead with freckles. Don’t mess it up.
  42. What can I tell you? It was the ’80s; stuff got real.
  43. One thing became clear, I needed to get my own Nintendo. Fast.
  44. I know this year is a little bit different, but you can still have a good Christmas.