The MaestroImportcomes outterrible ornot at allYour projectteam is twoor more timezones awayDVFcomponentis buggedout of itsmindCustomcomponentbreaksduring masstestSoftwareengineer onyour projectleaves thecompanyThe logicallayout isn'tlogicalImportanttesting wasnext weektwo weeksagoUnitycrashes atan in-opportunetimeCustomAPI callYou askwhether it isone or the otherand theyrespond with"yes""We don't knowwhat is goingon. So can youjust do it like Xfacility"The modelcan't berun in onepiece.Issueswith thestackercraneA load triesto escapethe clutchesof theemulationThe model isrun on acomputerpowered bya hamsterCustomMessageAn issue thattheybelieved wason your sideis on theirsThe modelcelebratedits firstbirthdayIssueswith themultishuttleTwo or moredifferentemail/teamsthreads aboutthe sameproblemProject teamasks to reverta changethey originallywantedModel isrun at maxspeed andbreaksCustom"absolutelynecessary"behavior isasked forProject teamis sidetrackedby a separatedumpster fireYou don't have aproject number tobill to despitebeing two weeksin the projectThe MaestroImportcomes outterrible ornot at allYour projectteam is twoor more timezones awayDVFcomponentis buggedout of itsmindCustomcomponentbreaksduring masstestSoftwareengineer onyour projectleaves thecompanyThe logicallayout isn'tlogicalImportanttesting wasnext weektwo weeksagoUnitycrashes atan in-opportunetimeCustomAPI callYou askwhether it isone or the otherand theyrespond with"yes""We don't knowwhat is goingon. So can youjust do it like Xfacility"The modelcan't berun in onepiece.Issueswith thestackercraneA load triesto escapethe clutchesof theemulationThe model isrun on acomputerpowered bya hamsterCustomMessageAn issue thattheybelieved wason your sideis on theirsThe modelcelebratedits firstbirthdayIssueswith themultishuttleTwo or moredifferentemail/teamsthreads aboutthe sameproblemProject teamasks to reverta changethey originallywantedModel isrun at maxspeed andbreaksCustom"absolutelynecessary"behavior isasked forProject teamis sidetrackedby a separatedumpster fireYou don't have aproject number tobill to despitebeing two weeksin the project

DVF Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The Maestro Import comes out terrible or not at all
  2. Your project team is two or more time zones away
  3. DVF component is bugged out of its mind
  4. Custom component breaks during mass test
  5. Software engineer on your project leaves the company
  6. The logical layout isn't logical
  7. Important testing was next week two weeks ago
  8. Unity crashes at an in-opportune time
  9. Custom API call
  10. You ask whether it is one or the other and they respond with "yes"
  11. "We don't know what is going on. So can you just do it like X facility"
  12. The model can't be run in one piece.
  13. Issues with the stacker crane
  14. A load tries to escape the clutches of the emulation
  15. The model is run on a computer powered by a hamster
  16. Custom Message
  17. An issue that they believed was on your side is on theirs
  18. The model celebrated its first birthday
  19. Issues with the multi shuttle
  20. Two or more different email/teams threads about the same problem
  21. Project team asks to revert a change they originally wanted
  22. Model is run at max speed and breaks
  23. Custom "absolutely necessary" behavior is asked for
  24. Project team is sidetracked by a separate dumpster fire
  25. You don't have a project number to bill to despite being two weeks in the project