Hitting theelevatorbuttonmultipletimesFeelingpersonallyvictimized byan inanimateobjectDancingby yourselfin yourkitchenGettinginvested in aconversationyou wereeavesdroppingonLowering themusic on yourcar stereo soyou can seebetterPretending not tobe disappointedwhen you get abirthday cardwithout any cashStumblingand turning itinto a funnydanceCarefully inspectingan item at thegrocery storebecause someone isstanding in front ofthe one you actuallywantSecretlydiagnosingeverybody inthe waitingroom at yourdoctor's officeAccidentallysending atext to theperson you'retalking about Givingyour pet apump-uptalkBuying 20 T-shirts, butonly wearingthree ofthemSitting onyour bed in atowel for farlonger thannecessarySearchingfor yourphone whileholding it inyour handBringing abook to thebeach andnot actuallyreading itCarrying waytoo much fromyour car so youcan "make it inone trip"Eating a"family size"bag of chipsby yourselfUsing thebathroom at afriend's houseand peeking attheir medicinecabinetRehearsing aconversation inyour head thatyou'll probablynever haveMumbling thename partduring arendition of"HappyBirthday"Walking to the"bathroom"when you wakeup but endingup in yourclosetOfferingsome trulytransparentfake laughterBuying a week'sworth of freshvegetables andnot eating any ofitOverthinkingeye contactPretendingto be Rockywhile joggingGoing to thebeach andspending 45minutes lookingfor the perfectspotTaking a breakfrom the interneton your computerto check out theinternet on yourphoneCallingsomeone"buddy"because youforgot theirnameReceiving areply to youremail, but re-reading theemail you sentfirstComing homefrom work,realizing thehouse is empty,and feelingimmense reliefHitting theelevatorbuttonmultipletimesFeelingpersonallyvictimized byan inanimateobjectDancingby yourselfin yourkitchenGettinginvested in aconversationyou wereeavesdroppingonLowering themusic on yourcar stereo soyou can seebetterPretending not tobe disappointedwhen you get abirthday cardwithout any cashStumblingand turning itinto a funnydanceCarefully inspectingan item at thegrocery storebecause someone isstanding in front ofthe one you actuallywantSecretlydiagnosingeverybody inthe waitingroom at yourdoctor's officeAccidentallysending atext to theperson you'retalking about Givingyour pet apump-uptalkBuying 20 T-shirts, butonly wearingthree ofthemSitting onyour bed in atowel for farlonger thannecessarySearchingfor yourphone whileholding it inyour handBringing abook to thebeach andnot actuallyreading itCarrying waytoo much fromyour car so youcan "make it inone trip"Eating a"family size"bag of chipsby yourselfUsing thebathroom at afriend's houseand peeking attheir medicinecabinetRehearsing aconversation inyour head thatyou'll probablynever haveMumbling thename partduring arendition of"HappyBirthday"Walking to the"bathroom"when you wakeup but endingup in yourclosetOfferingsome trulytransparentfake laughterBuying a week'sworth of freshvegetables andnot eating any ofitOverthinkingeye contactPretendingto be Rockywhile joggingGoing to thebeach andspending 45minutes lookingfor the perfectspotTaking a breakfrom the interneton your computerto check out theinternet on yourphoneCallingsomeone"buddy"because youforgot theirnameReceiving areply to youremail, but re-reading theemail you sentfirstComing homefrom work,realizing thehouse is empty,and feelingimmense relief

Hilarious Things Everyone Is Secretly Guilty of Doing - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Hitting the elevator button multiple times
  2. Feeling personally victimized by an inanimate object
  3. Dancing by yourself in your kitchen
  4. Getting invested in a conversation you were eavesdropping on
  5. Lowering the music on your car stereo so you can see better
  6. Pretending not to be disappointed when you get a birthday card without any cash
  7. Stumbling and turning it into a funny dance
  8. Carefully inspecting an item at the grocery store because someone is standing in front of the one you actually want
  9. Secretly diagnosing everybody in the waiting room at your doctor's office
  10. Accidentally sending a text to the person you're talking about
  11. Giving your pet a pump-up talk
  12. Buying 20 T-shirts, but only wearing three of them
  13. Sitting on your bed in a towel for far longer than necessary
  14. Searching for your phone while holding it in your hand
  15. Bringing a book to the beach and not actually reading it
  16. Carrying way too much from your car so you can "make it in one trip"
  17. Eating a "family size" bag of chips by yourself
  18. Using the bathroom at a friend's house and peeking at their medicine cabinet
  19. Rehearsing a conversation in your head that you'll probably never have
  20. Mumbling the name part during a rendition of "Happy Birthday"
  21. Walking to the "bathroom" when you wake up but ending up in your closet
  22. Offering some truly transparent fake laughter
  23. Buying a week's worth of fresh vegetables and not eating any of it
  24. Overthinking eye contact
  25. Pretending to be Rocky while jogging
  26. Going to the beach and spending 45 minutes looking for the perfect spot
  27. Taking a break from the internet on your computer to check out the internet on your phone
  28. Calling someone "buddy" because you forgot their name
  29. Receiving a reply to your email, but re-reading the email you sent first
  30. Coming home from work, realizing the house is empty, and feeling immense relief