Offeringsome trulytransparentfake laughterDancingby yourselfin yourkitchenComing homefrom work,realizing thehouse is empty,and feelingimmense reliefMumbling thename partduring arendition of"HappyBirthday"Receiving areply to youremail, but re-reading theemail you sentfirstCarefully inspectingan item at thegrocery storebecause someone isstanding in front ofthe one you actuallywantWalking to the"bathroom"when you wakeup but endingup in yourclosetTaking a breakfrom the interneton your computerto check out theinternet on yourphoneBringing abook to thebeach andnot actuallyreading itHitting theelevatorbuttonmultipletimesBuying a week'sworth of freshvegetables andnot eating any ofitRehearsing aconversation inyour head thatyou'll probablynever haveBuying 20 T-shirts, butonly wearingthree ofthemCarrying waytoo much fromyour car so youcan "make it inone trip"Pretending not tobe disappointedwhen you get abirthday cardwithout any cashGoing to thebeach andspending 45minutes lookingfor the perfectspotGivingyour pet apump-uptalkLowering themusic on yourcar stereo soyou can seebetterSitting onyour bed in atowel for farlonger thannecessaryGettinginvested in aconversationyou wereeavesdroppingonCallingsomeone"buddy"because youforgot theirnameOverthinkingeye contactUsing thebathroom at afriend's houseand peeking attheir medicinecabinetSearchingfor yourphone whileholding it inyour handAccidentallysending atext to theperson you'retalking about Stumblingand turning itinto a funnydanceEating a"family size"bag of chipsby yourselfPretendingto be Rockywhile joggingFeelingpersonallyvictimized byan inanimateobjectSecretlydiagnosingeverybody inthe waitingroom at yourdoctor's officeOfferingsome trulytransparentfake laughterDancingby yourselfin yourkitchenComing homefrom work,realizing thehouse is empty,and feelingimmense reliefMumbling thename partduring arendition of"HappyBirthday"Receiving areply to youremail, but re-reading theemail you sentfirstCarefully inspectingan item at thegrocery storebecause someone isstanding in front ofthe one you actuallywantWalking to the"bathroom"when you wakeup but endingup in yourclosetTaking a breakfrom the interneton your computerto check out theinternet on yourphoneBringing abook to thebeach andnot actuallyreading itHitting theelevatorbuttonmultipletimesBuying a week'sworth of freshvegetables andnot eating any ofitRehearsing aconversation inyour head thatyou'll probablynever haveBuying 20 T-shirts, butonly wearingthree ofthemCarrying waytoo much fromyour car so youcan "make it inone trip"Pretending not tobe disappointedwhen you get abirthday cardwithout any cashGoing to thebeach andspending 45minutes lookingfor the perfectspotGivingyour pet apump-uptalkLowering themusic on yourcar stereo soyou can seebetterSitting onyour bed in atowel for farlonger thannecessaryGettinginvested in aconversationyou wereeavesdroppingonCallingsomeone"buddy"because youforgot theirnameOverthinkingeye contactUsing thebathroom at afriend's houseand peeking attheir medicinecabinetSearchingfor yourphone whileholding it inyour handAccidentallysending atext to theperson you'retalking about Stumblingand turning itinto a funnydanceEating a"family size"bag of chipsby yourselfPretendingto be Rockywhile joggingFeelingpersonallyvictimized byan inanimateobjectSecretlydiagnosingeverybody inthe waitingroom at yourdoctor's office

Hilarious Things Everyone Is Secretly Guilty of Doing - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Offering some truly transparent fake laughter
  2. Dancing by yourself in your kitchen
  3. Coming home from work, realizing the house is empty, and feeling immense relief
  4. Mumbling the name part during a rendition of "Happy Birthday"
  5. Receiving a reply to your email, but re-reading the email you sent first
  6. Carefully inspecting an item at the grocery store because someone is standing in front of the one you actually want
  7. Walking to the "bathroom" when you wake up but ending up in your closet
  8. Taking a break from the internet on your computer to check out the internet on your phone
  9. Bringing a book to the beach and not actually reading it
  10. Hitting the elevator button multiple times
  11. Buying a week's worth of fresh vegetables and not eating any of it
  12. Rehearsing a conversation in your head that you'll probably never have
  13. Buying 20 T-shirts, but only wearing three of them
  14. Carrying way too much from your car so you can "make it in one trip"
  15. Pretending not to be disappointed when you get a birthday card without any cash
  16. Going to the beach and spending 45 minutes looking for the perfect spot
  17. Giving your pet a pump-up talk
  18. Lowering the music on your car stereo so you can see better
  19. Sitting on your bed in a towel for far longer than necessary
  20. Getting invested in a conversation you were eavesdropping on
  21. Calling someone "buddy" because you forgot their name
  22. Overthinking eye contact
  23. Using the bathroom at a friend's house and peeking at their medicine cabinet
  24. Searching for your phone while holding it in your hand
  25. Accidentally sending a text to the person you're talking about
  26. Stumbling and turning it into a funny dance
  27. Eating a "family size" bag of chips by yourself
  28. Pretending to be Rocky while jogging
  29. Feeling personally victimized by an inanimate object
  30. Secretly diagnosing everybody in the waiting room at your doctor's office