Carefully inspectingan item at thegrocery storebecause someone isstanding in front ofthe one you actuallywantGettinginvested in aconversationyou wereeavesdroppingonCallingsomeone"buddy"because youforgot theirnameEating a"family size"bag of chipsby yourselfWalking to the"bathroom"when you wakeup but endingup in yourclosetOverthinkingeye contactBuying 20 T-shirts, butonly wearingthree ofthemDancingby yourselfin yourkitchenFeelingpersonallyvictimized byan inanimateobjectBringing abook to thebeach andnot actuallyreading itOfferingsome trulytransparentfake laughterAccidentallysending atext to theperson you'retalking about Givingyour pet apump-uptalkReceiving areply to youremail, but re-reading theemail you sentfirstSitting onyour bed in atowel for farlonger thannecessaryMumbling thename partduring arendition of"HappyBirthday"Taking a breakfrom the interneton your computerto check out theinternet on yourphoneGoing to thebeach andspending 45minutes lookingfor the perfectspotLowering themusic on yourcar stereo soyou can seebetterSecretlydiagnosingeverybody inthe waitingroom at yourdoctor's officeRehearsing aconversation inyour head thatyou'll probablynever haveHitting theelevatorbuttonmultipletimesComing homefrom work,realizing thehouse is empty,and feelingimmense reliefCarrying waytoo much fromyour car so youcan "make it inone trip"Using thebathroom at afriend's houseand peeking attheir medicinecabinetPretendingto be Rockywhile joggingSearchingfor yourphone whileholding it inyour handStumblingand turning itinto a funnydancePretending not tobe disappointedwhen you get abirthday cardwithout any cashBuying a week'sworth of freshvegetables andnot eating any ofitCarefully inspectingan item at thegrocery storebecause someone isstanding in front ofthe one you actuallywantGettinginvested in aconversationyou wereeavesdroppingonCallingsomeone"buddy"because youforgot theirnameEating a"family size"bag of chipsby yourselfWalking to the"bathroom"when you wakeup but endingup in yourclosetOverthinkingeye contactBuying 20 T-shirts, butonly wearingthree ofthemDancingby yourselfin yourkitchenFeelingpersonallyvictimized byan inanimateobjectBringing abook to thebeach andnot actuallyreading itOfferingsome trulytransparentfake laughterAccidentallysending atext to theperson you'retalking about Givingyour pet apump-uptalkReceiving areply to youremail, but re-reading theemail you sentfirstSitting onyour bed in atowel for farlonger thannecessaryMumbling thename partduring arendition of"HappyBirthday"Taking a breakfrom the interneton your computerto check out theinternet on yourphoneGoing to thebeach andspending 45minutes lookingfor the perfectspotLowering themusic on yourcar stereo soyou can seebetterSecretlydiagnosingeverybody inthe waitingroom at yourdoctor's officeRehearsing aconversation inyour head thatyou'll probablynever haveHitting theelevatorbuttonmultipletimesComing homefrom work,realizing thehouse is empty,and feelingimmense reliefCarrying waytoo much fromyour car so youcan "make it inone trip"Using thebathroom at afriend's houseand peeking attheir medicinecabinetPretendingto be Rockywhile joggingSearchingfor yourphone whileholding it inyour handStumblingand turning itinto a funnydancePretending not tobe disappointedwhen you get abirthday cardwithout any cashBuying a week'sworth of freshvegetables andnot eating any ofit

Hilarious Things Everyone Is Secretly Guilty of Doing - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Carefully inspecting an item at the grocery store because someone is standing in front of the one you actually want
  2. Getting invested in a conversation you were eavesdropping on
  3. Calling someone "buddy" because you forgot their name
  4. Eating a "family size" bag of chips by yourself
  5. Walking to the "bathroom" when you wake up but ending up in your closet
  6. Overthinking eye contact
  7. Buying 20 T-shirts, but only wearing three of them
  8. Dancing by yourself in your kitchen
  9. Feeling personally victimized by an inanimate object
  10. Bringing a book to the beach and not actually reading it
  11. Offering some truly transparent fake laughter
  12. Accidentally sending a text to the person you're talking about
  13. Giving your pet a pump-up talk
  14. Receiving a reply to your email, but re-reading the email you sent first
  15. Sitting on your bed in a towel for far longer than necessary
  16. Mumbling the name part during a rendition of "Happy Birthday"
  17. Taking a break from the internet on your computer to check out the internet on your phone
  18. Going to the beach and spending 45 minutes looking for the perfect spot
  19. Lowering the music on your car stereo so you can see better
  20. Secretly diagnosing everybody in the waiting room at your doctor's office
  21. Rehearsing a conversation in your head that you'll probably never have
  22. Hitting the elevator button multiple times
  23. Coming home from work, realizing the house is empty, and feeling immense relief
  24. Carrying way too much from your car so you can "make it in one trip"
  25. Using the bathroom at a friend's house and peeking at their medicine cabinet
  26. Pretending to be Rocky while jogging
  27. Searching for your phone while holding it in your hand
  28. Stumbling and turning it into a funny dance
  29. Pretending not to be disappointed when you get a birthday card without any cash
  30. Buying a week's worth of fresh vegetables and not eating any of it