Buying a week'sworth of freshvegetables andnot eating any ofitMumbling thename partduring arendition of"HappyBirthday"Accidentallysending atext to theperson you'retalking about Secretlydiagnosingeverybody inthe waitingroom at yourdoctor's officeHitting theelevatorbuttonmultipletimesSearchingfor yourphone whileholding it inyour handPretending not tobe disappointedwhen you get abirthday cardwithout any cashBuying 20 T-shirts, butonly wearingthree ofthemEating a"family size"bag of chipsby yourselfStumblingand turning itinto a funnydanceCallingsomeone"buddy"because youforgot theirnameCarrying waytoo much fromyour car so youcan "make it inone trip"Lowering themusic on yourcar stereo soyou can seebetterGoing to thebeach andspending 45minutes lookingfor the perfectspotGivingyour pet apump-uptalkWalking to the"bathroom"when you wakeup but endingup in yourclosetPretendingto be Rockywhile joggingDancingby yourselfin yourkitchenGettinginvested in aconversationyou wereeavesdroppingonReceiving areply to youremail, but re-reading theemail you sentfirstFeelingpersonallyvictimized byan inanimateobjectRehearsing aconversation inyour head thatyou'll probablynever haveOfferingsome trulytransparentfake laughterComing homefrom work,realizing thehouse is empty,and feelingimmense reliefUsing thebathroom at afriend's houseand peeking attheir medicinecabinetBringing abook to thebeach andnot actuallyreading itTaking a breakfrom the interneton your computerto check out theinternet on yourphoneOverthinkingeye contactSitting onyour bed in atowel for farlonger thannecessaryCarefully inspectingan item at thegrocery storebecause someone isstanding in front ofthe one you actuallywantBuying a week'sworth of freshvegetables andnot eating any ofitMumbling thename partduring arendition of"HappyBirthday"Accidentallysending atext to theperson you'retalking about Secretlydiagnosingeverybody inthe waitingroom at yourdoctor's officeHitting theelevatorbuttonmultipletimesSearchingfor yourphone whileholding it inyour handPretending not tobe disappointedwhen you get abirthday cardwithout any cashBuying 20 T-shirts, butonly wearingthree ofthemEating a"family size"bag of chipsby yourselfStumblingand turning itinto a funnydanceCallingsomeone"buddy"because youforgot theirnameCarrying waytoo much fromyour car so youcan "make it inone trip"Lowering themusic on yourcar stereo soyou can seebetterGoing to thebeach andspending 45minutes lookingfor the perfectspotGivingyour pet apump-uptalkWalking to the"bathroom"when you wakeup but endingup in yourclosetPretendingto be Rockywhile joggingDancingby yourselfin yourkitchenGettinginvested in aconversationyou wereeavesdroppingonReceiving areply to youremail, but re-reading theemail you sentfirstFeelingpersonallyvictimized byan inanimateobjectRehearsing aconversation inyour head thatyou'll probablynever haveOfferingsome trulytransparentfake laughterComing homefrom work,realizing thehouse is empty,and feelingimmense reliefUsing thebathroom at afriend's houseand peeking attheir medicinecabinetBringing abook to thebeach andnot actuallyreading itTaking a breakfrom the interneton your computerto check out theinternet on yourphoneOverthinkingeye contactSitting onyour bed in atowel for farlonger thannecessaryCarefully inspectingan item at thegrocery storebecause someone isstanding in front ofthe one you actuallywant

Hilarious Things Everyone Is Secretly Guilty of Doing - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Buying a week's worth of fresh vegetables and not eating any of it
  2. Mumbling the name part during a rendition of "Happy Birthday"
  3. Accidentally sending a text to the person you're talking about
  4. Secretly diagnosing everybody in the waiting room at your doctor's office
  5. Hitting the elevator button multiple times
  6. Searching for your phone while holding it in your hand
  7. Pretending not to be disappointed when you get a birthday card without any cash
  8. Buying 20 T-shirts, but only wearing three of them
  9. Eating a "family size" bag of chips by yourself
  10. Stumbling and turning it into a funny dance
  11. Calling someone "buddy" because you forgot their name
  12. Carrying way too much from your car so you can "make it in one trip"
  13. Lowering the music on your car stereo so you can see better
  14. Going to the beach and spending 45 minutes looking for the perfect spot
  15. Giving your pet a pump-up talk
  16. Walking to the "bathroom" when you wake up but ending up in your closet
  17. Pretending to be Rocky while jogging
  18. Dancing by yourself in your kitchen
  19. Getting invested in a conversation you were eavesdropping on
  20. Receiving a reply to your email, but re-reading the email you sent first
  21. Feeling personally victimized by an inanimate object
  22. Rehearsing a conversation in your head that you'll probably never have
  23. Offering some truly transparent fake laughter
  24. Coming home from work, realizing the house is empty, and feeling immense relief
  25. Using the bathroom at a friend's house and peeking at their medicine cabinet
  26. Bringing a book to the beach and not actually reading it
  27. Taking a break from the internet on your computer to check out the internet on your phone
  28. Overthinking eye contact
  29. Sitting on your bed in a towel for far longer than necessary
  30. Carefully inspecting an item at the grocery store because someone is standing in front of the one you actually want