Ad basicallybrags aboutbad gamedesign“If youbeat thisyou’re agenius”DeceptiveGame logobounces acrossthe screen likea 2000s DVDplayerText-to-speechAd feelsrecycledAdinvolves aguy gettingdumpedSurrealEnding cardis of muchhigher qualitythan the restof the adChinese“Entergift codeXXXXX”“Level 1Whatever”StocksoundeffectsOddlysexualBrokenEnglishAd involvesa guy tryingto pick upchicksStolencontentEmojisAd isnothinglike thereal gameFeelsmore likeaninfomercialAd involvessomeone witha face camwith scriptedcommentaryPeople’slives seem torevolvearound thegamePlayer isgiven aprompt tomake adecisionPlayer in thead fails tosolve anextremelyeasy puzzleAd basicallybrags aboutbad gamedesign“If youbeat thisyou’re agenius”DeceptiveGame logobounces acrossthe screen likea 2000s DVDplayerText-to-speechAd feelsrecycledAdinvolves aguy gettingdumpedSurrealEnding cardis of muchhigher qualitythan the restof the adChinese“Entergift codeXXXXX”“Level 1Whatever”StocksoundeffectsOddlysexualBrokenEnglishAd involvesa guy tryingto pick upchicksStolencontentEmojisAd isnothinglike thereal gameFeelsmore likeaninfomercialAd involvessomeone witha face camwith scriptedcommentaryPeople’slives seem torevolvearound thegamePlayer isgiven aprompt tomake adecisionPlayer in thead fails tosolve anextremelyeasy puzzle

Shitty Mobile Game Ad Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Ad basically brags about bad game design
  2. “If you beat this you’re a genius”
  3. Deceptive
  4. Game logo bounces across the screen like a 2000s DVD player
  5. Text-to-speech
  6. Ad feels recycled
  7. Ad involves a guy getting dumped
  8. Surreal
  9. Ending card is of much higher quality than the rest of the ad
  10. Chinese
  11. “Enter gift code XXXXX”
  12. “Level 1 Whatever”
  13. Stock sound effects
  14. Oddly sexual
  15. Broken English
  16. Ad involves a guy trying to pick up chicks
  17. Stolen content
  18. Emojis
  19. Ad is nothing like the real game
  20. Feels more like an infomercial
  21. Ad involves someone with a face cam with scripted commentary
  22. People’s lives seem to revolve around the game
  23. Player is given a prompt to make a decision
  24. Player in the ad fails to solve an extremely easy puzzle