(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Ruling in endocarditis in a pt with no fever, leukocytosis, or bacteremia
Initially disagreeing with your plan,
then using it later like it was his idea the whole time
Ruling out endocarditis in a
pt with fever, leukocytosis, and bacteremia
Ruling in endocarditis in a pt with no fever, leukocytosis, or bacteremia
Making too much eye contact with you
"Is that documented? It needs to be documented"
"We need
orthostatics"
Ruling in endocarditis in a pt with no fever, leukocytosis, or bacteremia
Ignoring your clinical assessment until it's convenient
Texting during table rounds
Ruling in endocarditis in a pt with no fever, leukocytosis, or bacteremia
Interrupting you during AM rounds
"I'd feel a lot better if this pt
got an MRI, CT, LP, and US
before discharge"
Not making enough eye contact
with you
Ruling in endocarditis in a pt with no fever, leukocytosis, or bacteremia
Ruling in endocarditis in a pt with no fever, leukocytosis, or bacteremia
"I guess that's acceptable"
"I guess that's acceptable"
Only listening to people
with a Y chromosome
Plan based entirely on legal medical liability
Texting during your presentation
"I think that's reasonable"
Cutting you off in the hallway or doorway
Venti iced coffee from Starbz
Unwilling to discharge pt b because BP is 119/79, but
goal is 120/80
Starting rounds even though he sees you're preoccupied with a 2-minute patient care task
“I’m not convinced”
*Shows up at 8:00 am, leaves at 3:00 pm*
"This list is so exhausting you guys"