“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkSucculentsarelowlightplantsPerson walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationCustomer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageCustomerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimeCustomerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemIKEAplantsWhat won’tmake myanimalsick?Customerwants aplant in aroom with nolightCustomerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plantStinkycustomerLECAWhat plant isthis size?(holds uppot)Customerasks howmuch LilycostsSomeonedrops aplantmistingWhich plantsdon’t needwater everyday?Is thishardy?“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”Someoneasks tobuy theflamingo“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesDo youhave anybathroomplants?Customer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”How longwill it taketo be thatbig?Customerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir ownCustomer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthemCustomer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepotWants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo earlyExplaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoilIs this ahighhumidityplant?leafshineDo youhave potswithdrainage?Whatcandle amIsmelling?“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”Customercalls Lily“Buddy”Newbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasiaCustomer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesWhichplant ishard tokill?Customerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s strugglingWhichplantwon’t Ikill?Newbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplant“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”SpiderMitesCustomerasks whyLily isn’tworkingTheBrickWallDo youhave anyindoorplants?Customertells you theirwindow facesan article offurnitureCustomerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome insideSomeonealmostfalls downthe stepsCustomercalls Lilya boyCustomerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplantCustomerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hutTheconstantinterrupterCustomerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylightWhy is thisplant soexpensive?Asks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlookingmossI don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/WwindowHowfast willit grow?Wants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliageI can get thischeaper atBOX STORECustomerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediatelyWhich plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.“foil-age”Group of4 or more& they allsuckDo youhave anyrocks fordrainage?“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”“pAthos”BINGOquestionsCan I askyou adumbquestion?I have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.Customertakes apicture ofLilyMy succulentis thriving ina NorthernwindowCustomer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywill“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkSucculentsarelowlightplantsPerson walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationCustomer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageCustomerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimeCustomerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemIKEAplantsWhat won’tmake myanimalsick?Customerwants aplant in aroom with nolightCustomerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plantStinkycustomerLECAWhat plant isthis size?(holds uppot)Customerasks howmuch LilycostsSomeonedrops aplantmistingWhich plantsdon’t needwater everyday?Is thishardy?“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”Someoneasks tobuy theflamingo“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesDo youhave anybathroomplants?Customer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”How longwill it taketo be thatbig?Customerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir ownCustomer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthemCustomer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepotWants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo earlyExplaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoilIs this ahighhumidityplant?leafshineDo youhave potswithdrainage?Whatcandle amIsmelling?“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”Customercalls Lily“Buddy”Newbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasiaCustomer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesWhichplant ishard tokill?Customerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s strugglingWhichplantwon’t Ikill?Newbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplant“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”SpiderMitesCustomerasks whyLily isn’tworkingTheBrickWallDo youhave anyindoorplants?Customertells you theirwindow facesan article offurnitureCustomerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome insideSomeonealmostfalls downthe stepsCustomercalls Lilya boyCustomerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplantCustomerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hutTheconstantinterrupterCustomerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylightWhy is thisplant soexpensive?Asks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlookingmossI don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/WwindowHowfast willit grow?Wants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliageI can get thischeaper atBOX STORECustomerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediatelyWhich plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.“foil-age”Group of4 or more& they allsuckDo youhave anyrocks fordrainage?“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”“pAthos”BINGOquestionsCan I askyou adumbquestion?I have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.Customertakes apicture ofLilyMy succulentis thriving ina NorthernwindowCustomer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywill

Some People's Children - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “It needs to be repotted.” No, it needs a good drink
  2. Succulents are lowlight plants
  3. Person walking around with customer, who *obviously* knows their stuff but gives wrong information
  4. Customer is making a dish garden but wants to mix succulents & foliage
  5. Customer wants to fertilize at the wrong time
  6. Customer apologies for asking questions but keeps asking them
  7. IKEA plants
  8. What won’t make my animal sick?
  9. Customer wants a plant in a room with no light
  10. Customer buying a gift but needs you to tell them about EVERY plant
  11. Stinky customer
  12. LECA
  13. What plant is this size? (holds up pot)
  14. Customer asks how much Lily costs
  15. Someone drops a plant
  16. misting
  17. Which plants don’t need water every day?
  18. Is this hardy?
  19. “phYlo-” or “filo-“ or “philodendroM”
  20. Someone asks to buy the flamingo
  21. “What’s wrong with my plant?” But cannot provide any information or pictures
  22. Do you have any bathroom plants?
  23. Customer has “sooooo many plants” and knows “sooooo much”
  24. How long will it take to be that big?
  25. Customer won’t look for a plant on their own
  26. Customer has a friend who knows everything so they’ll just ask them
  27. Customer can’t distinguish between a 4” and a 6” cache pot
  28. Wants to repot a sanseveriria or a ZZ way too early
  29. Explaining how to revive hydrophobic soil
  30. Is this a high humidity plant?
  31. leaf shine
  32. Do you have pots with drainage?
  33. What candle am I smelling?
  34. “I spend soooo much money here.”
  35. Customer calls Lily “Buddy”
  36. Newbie plant parent who wants a fancy alocasia
  37. Customer picks something up & puts it down elsewhere 3 times
  38. Which plant is hard to kill?
  39. Customer over potted their tiny plant & now it’s struggling
  40. Which plant won’t I kill?
  41. Newbie plant parent that you are sure will kill the plant
  42. “I have an app, I’ll be ok.”
  43. Spider Mites
  44. Customer asks why Lily isn’t working
  45. The Brick Wall
  46. Do you have any indoor plants?
  47. Customer tells you their window faces an article of furniture
  48. Customer has walked by for years but has never come inside
  49. Someone almost falls down the steps
  50. Customer calls Lily a boy
  51. Customer stands in your way while you’re trying to show them a plant
  52. Customer wants to build/is having issues with a humidity hut
  53. The constant interrupter
  54. Customer definitely has an unobstructed South window but doesn’t get any light
  55. Why is this plant so expensive?
  56. Asks prices on everything but doesn’t bother looking
  57. moss
  58. I don’t get any direct sun, so my lighting is really bad. But it’s a S/E/W window
  59. How fast will it grow?
  60. Wants a plant right in front of a South window but keeps going for delicate foliage
  61. I can get this cheaper at BOX STORE
  62. Customer walks in, says nothing, and leaves almost immediately
  63. Which plant won’t grow? I want it to stay small.
  64. “foil-age”
  65. Group of 4 or more & they all suck
  66. Do you have any rocks for drainage?
  67. “I heard this [stupid plant trend] is good for my plant.”
  68. “pAthos”
  69. BINGO questions
  70. Can I ask you a dumb question?
  71. I have very bright, direct light from a Northern window.
  72. Customer takes a picture of Lily
  73. My succulent is thriving in a Northern window
  74. Customer wants to pot directly into a pot without drainage & after explaining why not to, they definitely will