Customertells you theirwindow facesan article offurnitureCustomerasks howmuch LilycostsWants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliageWhich plantsdon’t needwater everyday?SpiderMites“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”Can I askyou adumbquestion?Customerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplantWhatcandle amIsmelling?Is this ahighhumidityplant?TheBrickWallWhich plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.Group of4 or more& they allsuckCustomertakes apicture ofLilyWants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo earlySucculentsarelowlightplantsIKEAplantsHow longwill it taketo be thatbig?Whichplantwon’t Ikill?“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”Customer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthemI can get thischeaper atBOX STORECustomerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s strugglingCustomerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hutCustomerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plantWhat plant isthis size?(holds uppot)“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”I don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/WwindowCustomer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywillExplaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoilCustomerasks whyLily isn’tworkingNewbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplantCustomerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylight“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesCustomerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemDo youhave potswithdrainage?Newbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasiamossWhy is thisplant soexpensive?Do youhave anybathroomplants?What won’tmake myanimalsick?Customerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimeWhichplant ishard tokill?Someonedrops aplantCustomerwants aplant in aroom with nolightLECAStinkycustomerMy succulentis thriving ina NorthernwindowmistingCustomercalls Lily“Buddy”Do youhave anyrocks fordrainage?Customerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir ownCustomercalls Lilya boyBINGOquestionsCustomer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”leafshine“foil-age”Is thishardy?Howfast willit grow?Someoneasks tobuy theflamingo“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”TheconstantinterrupterCustomerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome insideCustomer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesCustomer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepot“pAthos”Customerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediately“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkAsks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlookingPerson walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationCustomer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageDo youhave anyindoorplants?I have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.Someonealmostfalls downthe stepsCustomertells you theirwindow facesan article offurnitureCustomerasks howmuch LilycostsWants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliageWhich plantsdon’t needwater everyday?SpiderMites“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”Can I askyou adumbquestion?Customerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplantWhatcandle amIsmelling?Is this ahighhumidityplant?TheBrickWallWhich plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.Group of4 or more& they allsuckCustomertakes apicture ofLilyWants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo earlySucculentsarelowlightplantsIKEAplantsHow longwill it taketo be thatbig?Whichplantwon’t Ikill?“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”Customer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthemI can get thischeaper atBOX STORECustomerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s strugglingCustomerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hutCustomerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plantWhat plant isthis size?(holds uppot)“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”I don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/WwindowCustomer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywillExplaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoilCustomerasks whyLily isn’tworkingNewbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplantCustomerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylight“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesCustomerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemDo youhave potswithdrainage?Newbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasiamossWhy is thisplant soexpensive?Do youhave anybathroomplants?What won’tmake myanimalsick?Customerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimeWhichplant ishard tokill?Someonedrops aplantCustomerwants aplant in aroom with nolightLECAStinkycustomerMy succulentis thriving ina NorthernwindowmistingCustomercalls Lily“Buddy”Do youhave anyrocks fordrainage?Customerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir ownCustomercalls Lilya boyBINGOquestionsCustomer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”leafshine“foil-age”Is thishardy?Howfast willit grow?Someoneasks tobuy theflamingo“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”TheconstantinterrupterCustomerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome insideCustomer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesCustomer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepot“pAthos”Customerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediately“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkAsks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlookingPerson walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationCustomer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageDo youhave anyindoorplants?I have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.Someonealmostfalls downthe steps

Some People's Children - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Customer tells you their window faces an article of furniture
  2. Customer asks how much Lily costs
  3. Wants a plant right in front of a South window but keeps going for delicate foliage
  4. Which plants don’t need water every day?
  5. Spider Mites
  6. “I have an app, I’ll be ok.”
  7. Can I ask you a dumb question?
  8. Customer stands in your way while you’re trying to show them a plant
  9. What candle am I smelling?
  10. Is this a high humidity plant?
  11. The Brick Wall
  12. Which plant won’t grow? I want it to stay small.
  13. Group of 4 or more & they all suck
  14. Customer takes a picture of Lily
  15. Wants to repot a sanseveriria or a ZZ way too early
  16. Succulents are lowlight plants
  17. IKEA plants
  18. How long will it take to be that big?
  19. Which plant won’t I kill?
  20. “I heard this [stupid plant trend] is good for my plant.”
  21. Customer has a friend who knows everything so they’ll just ask them
  22. I can get this cheaper at BOX STORE
  23. Customer over potted their tiny plant & now it’s struggling
  24. Customer wants to build/is having issues with a humidity hut
  25. Customer buying a gift but needs you to tell them about EVERY plant
  26. What plant is this size? (holds up pot)
  27. “phYlo-” or “filo-“ or “philodendroM”
  28. I don’t get any direct sun, so my lighting is really bad. But it’s a S/E/W window
  29. Customer wants to pot directly into a pot without drainage & after explaining why not to, they definitely will
  30. Explaining how to revive hydrophobic soil
  31. Customer asks why Lily isn’t working
  32. Newbie plant parent that you are sure will kill the plant
  33. Customer definitely has an unobstructed South window but doesn’t get any light
  34. “What’s wrong with my plant?” But cannot provide any information or pictures
  35. Customer apologies for asking questions but keeps asking them
  36. Do you have pots with drainage?
  37. Newbie plant parent who wants a fancy alocasia
  38. moss
  39. Why is this plant so expensive?
  40. Do you have any bathroom plants?
  41. What won’t make my animal sick?
  42. Customer wants to fertilize at the wrong time
  43. Which plant is hard to kill?
  44. Someone drops a plant
  45. Customer wants a plant in a room with no light
  46. LECA
  47. Stinky customer
  48. My succulent is thriving in a Northern window
  49. misting
  50. Customer calls Lily “Buddy”
  51. Do you have any rocks for drainage?
  52. Customer won’t look for a plant on their own
  53. Customer calls Lily a boy
  54. BINGO questions
  55. Customer has “sooooo many plants” and knows “sooooo much”
  56. leaf shine
  57. “foil-age”
  58. Is this hardy?
  59. How fast will it grow?
  60. Someone asks to buy the flamingo
  61. “I spend soooo much money here.”
  62. The constant interrupter
  63. Customer has walked by for years but has never come inside
  64. Customer picks something up & puts it down elsewhere 3 times
  65. Customer can’t distinguish between a 4” and a 6” cache pot
  66. “pAthos”
  67. Customer walks in, says nothing, and leaves almost immediately
  68. “It needs to be repotted.” No, it needs a good drink
  69. Asks prices on everything but doesn’t bother looking
  70. Person walking around with customer, who *obviously* knows their stuff but gives wrong information
  71. Customer is making a dish garden but wants to mix succulents & foliage
  72. Do you have any indoor plants?
  73. I have very bright, direct light from a Northern window.
  74. Someone almost falls down the steps