TheconstantinterrupterCustomerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hutmistingCustomer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepotCustomerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemBINGOquestions“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”“foil-age”Whichplantwon’t Ikill?Customerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir ownmossHow longwill it taketo be thatbig?Customerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylightSomeonealmostfalls downthe stepsCustomerwants aplant in aroom with nolightDo youhave anyindoorplants?Customercalls Lilya boyCustomer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesCustomer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthemHowfast willit grow?TheBrickWallNewbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplantI can get thischeaper atBOX STOREIKEAplantsExplaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoilSucculentsarelowlightplantsPerson walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationCustomer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageCustomerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s strugglingIs this ahighhumidityplant?What won’tmake myanimalsick?“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”Customerasks howmuch Lilycosts“pAthos”“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”Wants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliageCustomer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywillWhichplant ishard tokill?My succulentis thriving ina NorthernwindowI don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/WwindowStinkycustomerDo youhave anyrocks fordrainage?Can I askyou adumbquestion?Customertells you theirwindow facesan article offurnitureCustomerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plantleafshine“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”Group of4 or more& they allsuckAsks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlookingWhich plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.Customerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome insideSomeonedrops aplantWants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo earlySomeoneasks tobuy theflamingoLECA“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkNewbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasia“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesCustomercalls Lily“Buddy”Do youhave anybathroomplants?I have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.Customer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”Customerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediatelyDo youhave potswithdrainage?Why is thisplant soexpensive?Customerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimeWhich plantsdon’t needwater everyday?Is thishardy?Whatcandle amIsmelling?Customerasks whyLily isn’tworkingWhat plant isthis size?(holds uppot)Customerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplantCustomertakes apicture ofLilySpiderMitesTheconstantinterrupterCustomerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hutmistingCustomer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepotCustomerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemBINGOquestions“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”“foil-age”Whichplantwon’t Ikill?Customerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir ownmossHow longwill it taketo be thatbig?Customerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylightSomeonealmostfalls downthe stepsCustomerwants aplant in aroom with nolightDo youhave anyindoorplants?Customercalls Lilya boyCustomer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesCustomer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthemHowfast willit grow?TheBrickWallNewbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplantI can get thischeaper atBOX STOREIKEAplantsExplaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoilSucculentsarelowlightplantsPerson walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationCustomer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageCustomerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s strugglingIs this ahighhumidityplant?What won’tmake myanimalsick?“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”Customerasks howmuch Lilycosts“pAthos”“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”Wants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliageCustomer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywillWhichplant ishard tokill?My succulentis thriving ina NorthernwindowI don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/WwindowStinkycustomerDo youhave anyrocks fordrainage?Can I askyou adumbquestion?Customertells you theirwindow facesan article offurnitureCustomerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plantleafshine“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”Group of4 or more& they allsuckAsks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlookingWhich plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.Customerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome insideSomeonedrops aplantWants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo earlySomeoneasks tobuy theflamingoLECA“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkNewbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasia“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesCustomercalls Lily“Buddy”Do youhave anybathroomplants?I have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.Customer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”Customerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediatelyDo youhave potswithdrainage?Why is thisplant soexpensive?Customerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimeWhich plantsdon’t needwater everyday?Is thishardy?Whatcandle amIsmelling?Customerasks whyLily isn’tworkingWhat plant isthis size?(holds uppot)Customerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplantCustomertakes apicture ofLilySpiderMites

Some People's Children - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The constant interrupter
  2. Customer wants to build/is having issues with a humidity hut
  3. misting
  4. Customer can’t distinguish between a 4” and a 6” cache pot
  5. Customer apologies for asking questions but keeps asking them
  6. BINGO questions
  7. “I have an app, I’ll be ok.”
  8. “foil-age”
  9. Which plant won’t I kill?
  10. Customer won’t look for a plant on their own
  11. moss
  12. How long will it take to be that big?
  13. Customer definitely has an unobstructed South window but doesn’t get any light
  14. Someone almost falls down the steps
  15. Customer wants a plant in a room with no light
  16. Do you have any indoor plants?
  17. Customer calls Lily a boy
  18. Customer picks something up & puts it down elsewhere 3 times
  19. Customer has a friend who knows everything so they’ll just ask them
  20. How fast will it grow?
  21. The Brick Wall
  22. Newbie plant parent that you are sure will kill the plant
  23. I can get this cheaper at BOX STORE
  24. IKEA plants
  25. Explaining how to revive hydrophobic soil
  26. Succulents are lowlight plants
  27. Person walking around with customer, who *obviously* knows their stuff but gives wrong information
  28. Customer is making a dish garden but wants to mix succulents & foliage
  29. Customer over potted their tiny plant & now it’s struggling
  30. Is this a high humidity plant?
  31. What won’t make my animal sick?
  32. “I spend soooo much money here.”
  33. Customer asks how much Lily costs
  34. “pAthos”
  35. “phYlo-” or “filo-“ or “philodendroM”
  36. Wants a plant right in front of a South window but keeps going for delicate foliage
  37. Customer wants to pot directly into a pot without drainage & after explaining why not to, they definitely will
  38. Which plant is hard to kill?
  39. My succulent is thriving in a Northern window
  40. I don’t get any direct sun, so my lighting is really bad. But it’s a S/E/W window
  41. Stinky customer
  42. Do you have any rocks for drainage?
  43. Can I ask you a dumb question?
  44. Customer tells you their window faces an article of furniture
  45. Customer buying a gift but needs you to tell them about EVERY plant
  46. leaf shine
  47. “I heard this [stupid plant trend] is good for my plant.”
  48. Group of 4 or more & they all suck
  49. Asks prices on everything but doesn’t bother looking
  50. Which plant won’t grow? I want it to stay small.
  51. Customer has walked by for years but has never come inside
  52. Someone drops a plant
  53. Wants to repot a sanseveriria or a ZZ way too early
  54. Someone asks to buy the flamingo
  55. LECA
  56. “It needs to be repotted.” No, it needs a good drink
  57. Newbie plant parent who wants a fancy alocasia
  58. “What’s wrong with my plant?” But cannot provide any information or pictures
  59. Customer calls Lily “Buddy”
  60. Do you have any bathroom plants?
  61. I have very bright, direct light from a Northern window.
  62. Customer has “sooooo many plants” and knows “sooooo much”
  63. Customer walks in, says nothing, and leaves almost immediately
  64. Do you have pots with drainage?
  65. Why is this plant so expensive?
  66. Customer wants to fertilize at the wrong time
  67. Which plants don’t need water every day?
  68. Is this hardy?
  69. What candle am I smelling?
  70. Customer asks why Lily isn’t working
  71. What plant is this size? (holds up pot)
  72. Customer stands in your way while you’re trying to show them a plant
  73. Customer takes a picture of Lily
  74. Spider Mites