Explaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoilWhichplantwon’t Ikill?SpiderMitesBINGOquestionsMy succulentis thriving ina Northernwindow“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesCustomerwants aplant in aroom with nolightCustomerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimeTheconstantinterrupter“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”Customerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplantNewbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasiaCustomerasks howmuch Lilycosts“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”Customerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir ownStinkycustomerWants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo earlyCustomerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s strugglingleafshineCan I askyou adumbquestion?Whichplant ishard tokill?Which plantsdon’t needwater everyday?Customer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthem“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”Newbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplantHowfast willit grow?“foil-age”Customerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plant“pAthos”Whatcandle amIsmelling?IKEAplantsWhat plant isthis size?(holds uppot)What won’tmake myanimalsick?Is thishardy?TheBrickWallWants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliageCustomercalls Lilya boyIs this ahighhumidityplant?Someonedrops aplantCustomer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageDo youhave anyindoorplants?Customer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”Asks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlookingCustomerasks whyLily isn’tworkingWhy is thisplant soexpensive?Customerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome insideCustomerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hutI can get thischeaper atBOX STORECustomertakes apicture ofLily“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkHow longwill it taketo be thatbig?Do youhave anybathroomplants?mossDo youhave anyrocks fordrainage?mistingCustomertells you theirwindow facesan article offurnitureI have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.I don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/WwindowSucculentsarelowlightplantsCustomerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediatelyPerson walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationSomeonealmostfalls downthe stepsCustomer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywillGroup of4 or more& they allsuckCustomerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylightCustomer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepot“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”Do youhave potswithdrainage?Customer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesLECACustomerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemWhich plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.Customercalls Lily“Buddy”Someoneasks tobuy theflamingoExplaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoilWhichplantwon’t Ikill?SpiderMitesBINGOquestionsMy succulentis thriving ina Northernwindow“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesCustomerwants aplant in aroom with nolightCustomerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimeTheconstantinterrupter“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”Customerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplantNewbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasiaCustomerasks howmuch Lilycosts“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”Customerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir ownStinkycustomerWants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo earlyCustomerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s strugglingleafshineCan I askyou adumbquestion?Whichplant ishard tokill?Which plantsdon’t needwater everyday?Customer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthem“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”Newbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplantHowfast willit grow?“foil-age”Customerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plant“pAthos”Whatcandle amIsmelling?IKEAplantsWhat plant isthis size?(holds uppot)What won’tmake myanimalsick?Is thishardy?TheBrickWallWants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliageCustomercalls Lilya boyIs this ahighhumidityplant?Someonedrops aplantCustomer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageDo youhave anyindoorplants?Customer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”Asks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlookingCustomerasks whyLily isn’tworkingWhy is thisplant soexpensive?Customerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome insideCustomerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hutI can get thischeaper atBOX STORECustomertakes apicture ofLily“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkHow longwill it taketo be thatbig?Do youhave anybathroomplants?mossDo youhave anyrocks fordrainage?mistingCustomertells you theirwindow facesan article offurnitureI have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.I don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/WwindowSucculentsarelowlightplantsCustomerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediatelyPerson walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationSomeonealmostfalls downthe stepsCustomer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywillGroup of4 or more& they allsuckCustomerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylightCustomer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepot“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”Do youhave potswithdrainage?Customer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesLECACustomerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemWhich plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.Customercalls Lily“Buddy”Someoneasks tobuy theflamingo

Some People's Children - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Explaining how to revive hydrophobic soil
  2. Which plant won’t I kill?
  3. Spider Mites
  4. BINGO questions
  5. My succulent is thriving in a Northern window
  6. “What’s wrong with my plant?” But cannot provide any information or pictures
  7. Customer wants a plant in a room with no light
  8. Customer wants to fertilize at the wrong time
  9. The constant interrupter
  10. “I spend soooo much money here.”
  11. Customer stands in your way while you’re trying to show them a plant
  12. Newbie plant parent who wants a fancy alocasia
  13. Customer asks how much Lily costs
  14. “phYlo-” or “filo-“ or “philodendroM”
  15. Customer won’t look for a plant on their own
  16. Stinky customer
  17. Wants to repot a sanseveriria or a ZZ way too early
  18. Customer over potted their tiny plant & now it’s struggling
  19. leaf shine
  20. Can I ask you a dumb question?
  21. Which plant is hard to kill?
  22. Which plants don’t need water every day?
  23. Customer has a friend who knows everything so they’ll just ask them
  24. “I heard this [stupid plant trend] is good for my plant.”
  25. Newbie plant parent that you are sure will kill the plant
  26. How fast will it grow?
  27. “foil-age”
  28. Customer buying a gift but needs you to tell them about EVERY plant
  29. “pAthos”
  30. What candle am I smelling?
  31. IKEA plants
  32. What plant is this size? (holds up pot)
  33. What won’t make my animal sick?
  34. Is this hardy?
  35. The Brick Wall
  36. Wants a plant right in front of a South window but keeps going for delicate foliage
  37. Customer calls Lily a boy
  38. Is this a high humidity plant?
  39. Someone drops a plant
  40. Customer is making a dish garden but wants to mix succulents & foliage
  41. Do you have any indoor plants?
  42. Customer has “sooooo many plants” and knows “sooooo much”
  43. Asks prices on everything but doesn’t bother looking
  44. Customer asks why Lily isn’t working
  45. Why is this plant so expensive?
  46. Customer has walked by for years but has never come inside
  47. Customer wants to build/is having issues with a humidity hut
  48. I can get this cheaper at BOX STORE
  49. Customer takes a picture of Lily
  50. “It needs to be repotted.” No, it needs a good drink
  51. How long will it take to be that big?
  52. Do you have any bathroom plants?
  53. moss
  54. Do you have any rocks for drainage?
  55. misting
  56. Customer tells you their window faces an article of furniture
  57. I have very bright, direct light from a Northern window.
  58. I don’t get any direct sun, so my lighting is really bad. But it’s a S/E/W window
  59. Succulents are lowlight plants
  60. Customer walks in, says nothing, and leaves almost immediately
  61. Person walking around with customer, who *obviously* knows their stuff but gives wrong information
  62. Someone almost falls down the steps
  63. Customer wants to pot directly into a pot without drainage & after explaining why not to, they definitely will
  64. Group of 4 or more & they all suck
  65. Customer definitely has an unobstructed South window but doesn’t get any light
  66. Customer can’t distinguish between a 4” and a 6” cache pot
  67. “I have an app, I’ll be ok.”
  68. Do you have pots with drainage?
  69. Customer picks something up & puts it down elsewhere 3 times
  70. LECA
  71. Customer apologies for asking questions but keeps asking them
  72. Which plant won’t grow? I want it to stay small.
  73. Customer calls Lily “Buddy”
  74. Someone asks to buy the flamingo