TheBrickWallCustomercalls Lilya boyCustomerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hut“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”Group of4 or more& they allsuckCustomerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplantCustomer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywillCustomerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylight“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”mistingCustomerwants aplant in aroom with nolight“foil-age”BINGOquestionsTheconstantinterrupterWants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliageCustomerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s strugglingSpiderMitesCustomerasks whyLily isn’tworkingLECASucculentsarelowlightplantsDo youhave anybathroomplants?Do youhave potswithdrainage?Person walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationDo youhave anyrocks fordrainage?Whatcandle amIsmelling?StinkycustomerHowfast willit grow?“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkCustomertells you theirwindow facesan article offurnitureHow longwill it taketo be thatbig?Customer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepotDo youhave anyindoorplants?Whichplantwon’t Ikill?Which plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.What plant isthis size?(holds uppot)Customerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimeCustomerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir own“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesWhichplant ishard tokill?Explaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoil“pAthos”Customer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”leafshineCustomerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome insideNewbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasiaCustomercalls Lily“Buddy”Can I askyou adumbquestion?mossCustomer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesI don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/WwindowSomeonealmostfalls downthe stepsI can get thischeaper atBOX STORECustomerasks howmuch LilycostsWhich plantsdon’t needwater everyday?Customertakes apicture ofLilyWhat won’tmake myanimalsick?“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”Is thishardy?IKEAplantsSomeonedrops aplantWants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo earlyCustomer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageI have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.Customer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthemCustomerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediatelyMy succulentis thriving ina NorthernwindowNewbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplantWhy is thisplant soexpensive?Customerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemAsks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlookingSomeoneasks tobuy theflamingoIs this ahighhumidityplant?Customerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plantTheBrickWallCustomercalls Lilya boyCustomerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hut“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”Group of4 or more& they allsuckCustomerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplantCustomer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywillCustomerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylight“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”mistingCustomerwants aplant in aroom with nolight“foil-age”BINGOquestionsTheconstantinterrupterWants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliageCustomerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s strugglingSpiderMitesCustomerasks whyLily isn’tworkingLECASucculentsarelowlightplantsDo youhave anybathroomplants?Do youhave potswithdrainage?Person walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationDo youhave anyrocks fordrainage?Whatcandle amIsmelling?StinkycustomerHowfast willit grow?“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkCustomertells you theirwindow facesan article offurnitureHow longwill it taketo be thatbig?Customer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepotDo youhave anyindoorplants?Whichplantwon’t Ikill?Which plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.What plant isthis size?(holds uppot)Customerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimeCustomerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir own“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesWhichplant ishard tokill?Explaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoil“pAthos”Customer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”leafshineCustomerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome insideNewbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasiaCustomercalls Lily“Buddy”Can I askyou adumbquestion?mossCustomer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesI don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/WwindowSomeonealmostfalls downthe stepsI can get thischeaper atBOX STORECustomerasks howmuch LilycostsWhich plantsdon’t needwater everyday?Customertakes apicture ofLilyWhat won’tmake myanimalsick?“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”Is thishardy?IKEAplantsSomeonedrops aplantWants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo earlyCustomer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageI have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.Customer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthemCustomerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediatelyMy succulentis thriving ina NorthernwindowNewbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplantWhy is thisplant soexpensive?Customerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemAsks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlookingSomeoneasks tobuy theflamingoIs this ahighhumidityplant?Customerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plant

Some People's Children - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The Brick Wall
  2. Customer calls Lily a boy
  3. Customer wants to build/is having issues with a humidity hut
  4. “phYlo-” or “filo-“ or “philodendroM”
  5. Group of 4 or more & they all suck
  6. Customer stands in your way while you’re trying to show them a plant
  7. Customer wants to pot directly into a pot without drainage & after explaining why not to, they definitely will
  8. Customer definitely has an unobstructed South window but doesn’t get any light
  9. “I heard this [stupid plant trend] is good for my plant.”
  10. misting
  11. Customer wants a plant in a room with no light
  12. “foil-age”
  13. BINGO questions
  14. The constant interrupter
  15. Wants a plant right in front of a South window but keeps going for delicate foliage
  16. Customer over potted their tiny plant & now it’s struggling
  17. Spider Mites
  18. Customer asks why Lily isn’t working
  19. LECA
  20. Succulents are lowlight plants
  21. Do you have any bathroom plants?
  22. Do you have pots with drainage?
  23. Person walking around with customer, who *obviously* knows their stuff but gives wrong information
  24. Do you have any rocks for drainage?
  25. What candle am I smelling?
  26. Stinky customer
  27. How fast will it grow?
  28. “It needs to be repotted.” No, it needs a good drink
  29. Customer tells you their window faces an article of furniture
  30. How long will it take to be that big?
  31. Customer can’t distinguish between a 4” and a 6” cache pot
  32. Do you have any indoor plants?
  33. Which plant won’t I kill?
  34. Which plant won’t grow? I want it to stay small.
  35. What plant is this size? (holds up pot)
  36. Customer wants to fertilize at the wrong time
  37. Customer won’t look for a plant on their own
  38. “What’s wrong with my plant?” But cannot provide any information or pictures
  39. Which plant is hard to kill?
  40. Explaining how to revive hydrophobic soil
  41. “pAthos”
  42. Customer has “sooooo many plants” and knows “sooooo much”
  43. leaf shine
  44. Customer has walked by for years but has never come inside
  45. Newbie plant parent who wants a fancy alocasia
  46. Customer calls Lily “Buddy”
  47. Can I ask you a dumb question?
  48. moss
  49. Customer picks something up & puts it down elsewhere 3 times
  50. I don’t get any direct sun, so my lighting is really bad. But it’s a S/E/W window
  51. Someone almost falls down the steps
  52. I can get this cheaper at BOX STORE
  53. Customer asks how much Lily costs
  54. Which plants don’t need water every day?
  55. Customer takes a picture of Lily
  56. What won’t make my animal sick?
  57. “I have an app, I’ll be ok.”
  58. “I spend soooo much money here.”
  59. Is this hardy?
  60. IKEA plants
  61. Someone drops a plant
  62. Wants to repot a sanseveriria or a ZZ way too early
  63. Customer is making a dish garden but wants to mix succulents & foliage
  64. I have very bright, direct light from a Northern window.
  65. Customer has a friend who knows everything so they’ll just ask them
  66. Customer walks in, says nothing, and leaves almost immediately
  67. My succulent is thriving in a Northern window
  68. Newbie plant parent that you are sure will kill the plant
  69. Why is this plant so expensive?
  70. Customer apologies for asking questions but keeps asking them
  71. Asks prices on everything but doesn’t bother looking
  72. Someone asks to buy the flamingo
  73. Is this a high humidity plant?
  74. Customer buying a gift but needs you to tell them about EVERY plant