I have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.Customerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir ownCustomerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimeDo youhave anyrocks fordrainage?Someonedrops aplantWants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliageTheconstantinterrupterDo youhave anyindoorplants?Customerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome inside“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”Do youhave anybathroomplants?What won’tmake myanimalsick?Newbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasiaTheBrickWallWhichplantwon’t Ikill?SpiderMitesI don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/WwindowWhichplant ishard tokill?Is thishardy?SucculentsarelowlightplantsCustomerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemWhich plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.IKEAplantsCustomer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywill“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”Customerasks howmuch LilycostsStinkycustomerHow longwill it taketo be thatbig?Howfast willit grow?“foil-age”Group of4 or more& they allsuckCustomerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediatelyExplaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoilSomeonealmostfalls downthe stepsleafshine“pAthos”Customertells you theirwindow facesan article offurnitureLECABINGOquestionsAsks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlookingWants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo early“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesCustomerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plantCustomer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepotWhy is thisplant soexpensive?mossSomeoneasks tobuy theflamingoWhat plant isthis size?(holds uppot)Customer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthemCustomercalls Lily“Buddy”I can get thischeaper atBOX STOREWhatcandle amIsmelling?Customerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylightMy succulentis thriving ina NorthernwindowCustomertakes apicture ofLilymistingCustomer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageNewbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplantCan I askyou adumbquestion?“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”Which plantsdon’t needwater everyday?“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”Customer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”Customerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplantCustomerasks whyLily isn’tworkingCustomercalls Lilya boyPerson walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationCustomer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesDo youhave potswithdrainage?Customerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s struggling“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkCustomerwants aplant in aroom with nolightIs this ahighhumidityplant?Customerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hutI have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.Customerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir ownCustomerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimeDo youhave anyrocks fordrainage?Someonedrops aplantWants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliageTheconstantinterrupterDo youhave anyindoorplants?Customerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome inside“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”Do youhave anybathroomplants?What won’tmake myanimalsick?Newbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasiaTheBrickWallWhichplantwon’t Ikill?SpiderMitesI don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/WwindowWhichplant ishard tokill?Is thishardy?SucculentsarelowlightplantsCustomerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemWhich plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.IKEAplantsCustomer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywill“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”Customerasks howmuch LilycostsStinkycustomerHow longwill it taketo be thatbig?Howfast willit grow?“foil-age”Group of4 or more& they allsuckCustomerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediatelyExplaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoilSomeonealmostfalls downthe stepsleafshine“pAthos”Customertells you theirwindow facesan article offurnitureLECABINGOquestionsAsks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlookingWants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo early“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesCustomerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plantCustomer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepotWhy is thisplant soexpensive?mossSomeoneasks tobuy theflamingoWhat plant isthis size?(holds uppot)Customer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthemCustomercalls Lily“Buddy”I can get thischeaper atBOX STOREWhatcandle amIsmelling?Customerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylightMy succulentis thriving ina NorthernwindowCustomertakes apicture ofLilymistingCustomer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageNewbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplantCan I askyou adumbquestion?“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”Which plantsdon’t needwater everyday?“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”Customer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”Customerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplantCustomerasks whyLily isn’tworkingCustomercalls Lilya boyPerson walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationCustomer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesDo youhave potswithdrainage?Customerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s struggling“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkCustomerwants aplant in aroom with nolightIs this ahighhumidityplant?Customerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hut

Some People's Children - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I have very bright, direct light from a Northern window.
  2. Customer won’t look for a plant on their own
  3. Customer wants to fertilize at the wrong time
  4. Do you have any rocks for drainage?
  5. Someone drops a plant
  6. Wants a plant right in front of a South window but keeps going for delicate foliage
  7. The constant interrupter
  8. Do you have any indoor plants?
  9. Customer has walked by for years but has never come inside
  10. “phYlo-” or “filo-“ or “philodendroM”
  11. Do you have any bathroom plants?
  12. What won’t make my animal sick?
  13. Newbie plant parent who wants a fancy alocasia
  14. The Brick Wall
  15. Which plant won’t I kill?
  16. Spider Mites
  17. I don’t get any direct sun, so my lighting is really bad. But it’s a S/E/W window
  18. Which plant is hard to kill?
  19. Is this hardy?
  20. Succulents are lowlight plants
  21. Customer apologies for asking questions but keeps asking them
  22. Which plant won’t grow? I want it to stay small.
  23. IKEA plants
  24. Customer wants to pot directly into a pot without drainage & after explaining why not to, they definitely will
  25. “I spend soooo much money here.”
  26. Customer asks how much Lily costs
  27. Stinky customer
  28. How long will it take to be that big?
  29. How fast will it grow?
  30. “foil-age”
  31. Group of 4 or more & they all suck
  32. Customer walks in, says nothing, and leaves almost immediately
  33. Explaining how to revive hydrophobic soil
  34. Someone almost falls down the steps
  35. leaf shine
  36. “pAthos”
  37. Customer tells you their window faces an article of furniture
  38. LECA
  39. BINGO questions
  40. Asks prices on everything but doesn’t bother looking
  41. Wants to repot a sanseveriria or a ZZ way too early
  42. “What’s wrong with my plant?” But cannot provide any information or pictures
  43. Customer buying a gift but needs you to tell them about EVERY plant
  44. Customer can’t distinguish between a 4” and a 6” cache pot
  45. Why is this plant so expensive?
  46. moss
  47. Someone asks to buy the flamingo
  48. What plant is this size? (holds up pot)
  49. Customer has a friend who knows everything so they’ll just ask them
  50. Customer calls Lily “Buddy”
  51. I can get this cheaper at BOX STORE
  52. What candle am I smelling?
  53. Customer definitely has an unobstructed South window but doesn’t get any light
  54. My succulent is thriving in a Northern window
  55. Customer takes a picture of Lily
  56. misting
  57. Customer is making a dish garden but wants to mix succulents & foliage
  58. Newbie plant parent that you are sure will kill the plant
  59. Can I ask you a dumb question?
  60. “I heard this [stupid plant trend] is good for my plant.”
  61. Which plants don’t need water every day?
  62. “I have an app, I’ll be ok.”
  63. Customer has “sooooo many plants” and knows “sooooo much”
  64. Customer stands in your way while you’re trying to show them a plant
  65. Customer asks why Lily isn’t working
  66. Customer calls Lily a boy
  67. Person walking around with customer, who *obviously* knows their stuff but gives wrong information
  68. Customer picks something up & puts it down elsewhere 3 times
  69. Do you have pots with drainage?
  70. Customer over potted their tiny plant & now it’s struggling
  71. “It needs to be repotted.” No, it needs a good drink
  72. Customer wants a plant in a room with no light
  73. Is this a high humidity plant?
  74. Customer wants to build/is having issues with a humidity hut