Can I askyou adumbquestion?What won’tmake myanimalsick?Whatcandle amIsmelling?My succulentis thriving ina NorthernwindowCustomercalls Lilya boyCustomerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemIs thishardy?Newbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplantI don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/WwindowCustomertells you theirwindow facesan article offurnitureWants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliageCustomerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir own“foil-age”TheconstantinterrupterCustomerwants aplant in aroom with nolightDo youhave anyrocks fordrainage?Customerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplantmistingStinkycustomerHowfast willit grow?Do youhave anyindoorplants?Customerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hutCustomerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylightCustomer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”Is this ahighhumidityplant?Do youhave potswithdrainage?Someonealmostfalls downthe steps“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”Whichplant ishard tokill?Customerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome insideNewbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasiaGroup of4 or more& they allsuck“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkmossCustomerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimeCustomer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywillWhichplantwon’t Ikill?Customercalls Lily“Buddy”Customer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesWhich plantsdon’t needwater everyday?TheBrickWall“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesCustomerasks whyLily isn’tworkingCustomer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageWhich plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.Asks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlookingWhat plant isthis size?(holds uppot)IKEAplantsI have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.Someoneasks tobuy theflamingoBINGOquestions“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”How longwill it taketo be thatbig?Do youhave anybathroomplants?SpiderMitesSomeonedrops aplantSucculentsarelowlightplantsCustomerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plantWants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo earlyExplaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoilLECAWhy is thisplant soexpensive?“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”leafshinePerson walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationCustomerasks howmuch LilycostsCustomertakes apicture ofLilyI can get thischeaper atBOX STORE“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”Customer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthemCustomerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediatelyCustomerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s strugglingCustomer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepot“pAthos”Can I askyou adumbquestion?What won’tmake myanimalsick?Whatcandle amIsmelling?My succulentis thriving ina NorthernwindowCustomercalls Lilya boyCustomerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemIs thishardy?Newbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplantI don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/WwindowCustomertells you theirwindow facesan article offurnitureWants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliageCustomerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir own“foil-age”TheconstantinterrupterCustomerwants aplant in aroom with nolightDo youhave anyrocks fordrainage?Customerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplantmistingStinkycustomerHowfast willit grow?Do youhave anyindoorplants?Customerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hutCustomerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylightCustomer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”Is this ahighhumidityplant?Do youhave potswithdrainage?Someonealmostfalls downthe steps“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”Whichplant ishard tokill?Customerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome insideNewbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasiaGroup of4 or more& they allsuck“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkmossCustomerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimeCustomer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywillWhichplantwon’t Ikill?Customercalls Lily“Buddy”Customer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesWhich plantsdon’t needwater everyday?TheBrickWall“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesCustomerasks whyLily isn’tworkingCustomer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageWhich plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.Asks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlookingWhat plant isthis size?(holds uppot)IKEAplantsI have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.Someoneasks tobuy theflamingoBINGOquestions“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”How longwill it taketo be thatbig?Do youhave anybathroomplants?SpiderMitesSomeonedrops aplantSucculentsarelowlightplantsCustomerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plantWants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo earlyExplaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoilLECAWhy is thisplant soexpensive?“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”leafshinePerson walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationCustomerasks howmuch LilycostsCustomertakes apicture ofLilyI can get thischeaper atBOX STORE“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”Customer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthemCustomerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediatelyCustomerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s strugglingCustomer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepot“pAthos”

Some People's Children - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Can I ask you a dumb question?
  2. What won’t make my animal sick?
  3. What candle am I smelling?
  4. My succulent is thriving in a Northern window
  5. Customer calls Lily a boy
  6. Customer apologies for asking questions but keeps asking them
  7. Is this hardy?
  8. Newbie plant parent that you are sure will kill the plant
  9. I don’t get any direct sun, so my lighting is really bad. But it’s a S/E/W window
  10. Customer tells you their window faces an article of furniture
  11. Wants a plant right in front of a South window but keeps going for delicate foliage
  12. Customer won’t look for a plant on their own
  13. “foil-age”
  14. The constant interrupter
  15. Customer wants a plant in a room with no light
  16. Do you have any rocks for drainage?
  17. Customer stands in your way while you’re trying to show them a plant
  18. misting
  19. Stinky customer
  20. How fast will it grow?
  21. Do you have any indoor plants?
  22. Customer wants to build/is having issues with a humidity hut
  23. Customer definitely has an unobstructed South window but doesn’t get any light
  24. Customer has “sooooo many plants” and knows “sooooo much”
  25. Is this a high humidity plant?
  26. Do you have pots with drainage?
  27. Someone almost falls down the steps
  28. “phYlo-” or “filo-“ or “philodendroM”
  29. Which plant is hard to kill?
  30. Customer has walked by for years but has never come inside
  31. Newbie plant parent who wants a fancy alocasia
  32. Group of 4 or more & they all suck
  33. “It needs to be repotted.” No, it needs a good drink
  34. moss
  35. Customer wants to fertilize at the wrong time
  36. Customer wants to pot directly into a pot without drainage & after explaining why not to, they definitely will
  37. Which plant won’t I kill?
  38. Customer calls Lily “Buddy”
  39. Customer picks something up & puts it down elsewhere 3 times
  40. Which plants don’t need water every day?
  41. The Brick Wall
  42. “What’s wrong with my plant?” But cannot provide any information or pictures
  43. Customer asks why Lily isn’t working
  44. Customer is making a dish garden but wants to mix succulents & foliage
  45. Which plant won’t grow? I want it to stay small.
  46. Asks prices on everything but doesn’t bother looking
  47. What plant is this size? (holds up pot)
  48. IKEA plants
  49. I have very bright, direct light from a Northern window.
  50. Someone asks to buy the flamingo
  51. BINGO questions
  52. “I have an app, I’ll be ok.”
  53. How long will it take to be that big?
  54. Do you have any bathroom plants?
  55. Spider Mites
  56. Someone drops a plant
  57. Succulents are lowlight plants
  58. Customer buying a gift but needs you to tell them about EVERY plant
  59. Wants to repot a sanseveriria or a ZZ way too early
  60. Explaining how to revive hydrophobic soil
  61. LECA
  62. Why is this plant so expensive?
  63. “I spend soooo much money here.”
  64. leaf shine
  65. Person walking around with customer, who *obviously* knows their stuff but gives wrong information
  66. Customer asks how much Lily costs
  67. Customer takes a picture of Lily
  68. I can get this cheaper at BOX STORE
  69. “I heard this [stupid plant trend] is good for my plant.”
  70. Customer has a friend who knows everything so they’ll just ask them
  71. Customer walks in, says nothing, and leaves almost immediately
  72. Customer over potted their tiny plant & now it’s struggling
  73. Customer can’t distinguish between a 4” and a 6” cache pot
  74. “pAthos”