Customer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepotCustomer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywillDo youhave anybathroomplants?Customer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageTheBrickWallCustomerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimeCustomercalls Lilya boyWhat won’tmake myanimalsick?Customerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplantCustomerasks howmuch LilycostsCustomertakes apicture ofLilyIs thishardy?Newbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplantI have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.“foil-age”Customer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”Whatcandle amIsmelling?Why is thisplant soexpensive?Asks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlookingCustomerwants aplant in aroom with nolightSomeonedrops aplantCustomercalls Lily“Buddy”I can get thischeaper atBOX STOREDo youhave anyrocks fordrainage?I don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/WwindowIs this ahighhumidityplant?What plant isthis size?(holds uppot)leafshineCustomerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediatelyCustomerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome insideSomeoneasks tobuy theflamingo“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”mistingGroup of4 or more& they allsuckStinkycustomerCustomer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthemWhich plantsdon’t needwater everyday?LECANewbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasiaWhichplantwon’t Ikill?mossCan I askyou adumbquestion?Whichplant ishard tokill?Customerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s struggling“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”Customertells you theirwindow facesan article offurnitureCustomerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plant“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesHow longwill it taketo be thatbig?“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”Wants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo earlyDo youhave potswithdrainage?Someonealmostfalls downthe stepsTheconstantinterrupterIKEAplants“pAthos”My succulentis thriving ina Northernwindow“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”Do youhave anyindoorplants?Howfast willit grow?SucculentsarelowlightplantsWants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliageCustomerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir ownCustomerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylightBINGOquestionsWhich plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.Customerasks whyLily isn’tworking“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkPerson walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationCustomerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hutExplaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoilCustomer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesSpiderMitesCustomerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemCustomer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepotCustomer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywillDo youhave anybathroomplants?Customer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageTheBrickWallCustomerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimeCustomercalls Lilya boyWhat won’tmake myanimalsick?Customerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplantCustomerasks howmuch LilycostsCustomertakes apicture ofLilyIs thishardy?Newbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplantI have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.“foil-age”Customer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”Whatcandle amIsmelling?Why is thisplant soexpensive?Asks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlookingCustomerwants aplant in aroom with nolightSomeonedrops aplantCustomercalls Lily“Buddy”I can get thischeaper atBOX STOREDo youhave anyrocks fordrainage?I don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/WwindowIs this ahighhumidityplant?What plant isthis size?(holds uppot)leafshineCustomerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediatelyCustomerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome insideSomeoneasks tobuy theflamingo“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”mistingGroup of4 or more& they allsuckStinkycustomerCustomer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthemWhich plantsdon’t needwater everyday?LECANewbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasiaWhichplantwon’t Ikill?mossCan I askyou adumbquestion?Whichplant ishard tokill?Customerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s struggling“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”Customertells you theirwindow facesan article offurnitureCustomerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plant“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesHow longwill it taketo be thatbig?“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”Wants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo earlyDo youhave potswithdrainage?Someonealmostfalls downthe stepsTheconstantinterrupterIKEAplants“pAthos”My succulentis thriving ina Northernwindow“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”Do youhave anyindoorplants?Howfast willit grow?SucculentsarelowlightplantsWants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliageCustomerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir ownCustomerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylightBINGOquestionsWhich plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.Customerasks whyLily isn’tworking“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkPerson walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationCustomerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hutExplaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoilCustomer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesSpiderMitesCustomerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthem

Some People's Children - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Customer can’t distinguish between a 4” and a 6” cache pot
  2. Customer wants to pot directly into a pot without drainage & after explaining why not to, they definitely will
  3. Do you have any bathroom plants?
  4. Customer is making a dish garden but wants to mix succulents & foliage
  5. The Brick Wall
  6. Customer wants to fertilize at the wrong time
  7. Customer calls Lily a boy
  8. What won’t make my animal sick?
  9. Customer stands in your way while you’re trying to show them a plant
  10. Customer asks how much Lily costs
  11. Customer takes a picture of Lily
  12. Is this hardy?
  13. Newbie plant parent that you are sure will kill the plant
  14. I have very bright, direct light from a Northern window.
  15. “foil-age”
  16. Customer has “sooooo many plants” and knows “sooooo much”
  17. What candle am I smelling?
  18. Why is this plant so expensive?
  19. Asks prices on everything but doesn’t bother looking
  20. Customer wants a plant in a room with no light
  21. Someone drops a plant
  22. Customer calls Lily “Buddy”
  23. I can get this cheaper at BOX STORE
  24. Do you have any rocks for drainage?
  25. I don’t get any direct sun, so my lighting is really bad. But it’s a S/E/W window
  26. Is this a high humidity plant?
  27. What plant is this size? (holds up pot)
  28. leaf shine
  29. Customer walks in, says nothing, and leaves almost immediately
  30. Customer has walked by for years but has never come inside
  31. Someone asks to buy the flamingo
  32. “phYlo-” or “filo-“ or “philodendroM”
  33. misting
  34. Group of 4 or more & they all suck
  35. Stinky customer
  36. Customer has a friend who knows everything so they’ll just ask them
  37. Which plants don’t need water every day?
  38. LECA
  39. Newbie plant parent who wants a fancy alocasia
  40. Which plant won’t I kill?
  41. moss
  42. Can I ask you a dumb question?
  43. Which plant is hard to kill?
  44. Customer over potted their tiny plant & now it’s struggling
  45. “I have an app, I’ll be ok.”
  46. Customer tells you their window faces an article of furniture
  47. Customer buying a gift but needs you to tell them about EVERY plant
  48. “What’s wrong with my plant?” But cannot provide any information or pictures
  49. How long will it take to be that big?
  50. “I spend soooo much money here.”
  51. Wants to repot a sanseveriria or a ZZ way too early
  52. Do you have pots with drainage?
  53. Someone almost falls down the steps
  54. The constant interrupter
  55. IKEA plants
  56. “pAthos”
  57. My succulent is thriving in a Northern window
  58. “I heard this [stupid plant trend] is good for my plant.”
  59. Do you have any indoor plants?
  60. How fast will it grow?
  61. Succulents are lowlight plants
  62. Wants a plant right in front of a South window but keeps going for delicate foliage
  63. Customer won’t look for a plant on their own
  64. Customer definitely has an unobstructed South window but doesn’t get any light
  65. BINGO questions
  66. Which plant won’t grow? I want it to stay small.
  67. Customer asks why Lily isn’t working
  68. “It needs to be repotted.” No, it needs a good drink
  69. Person walking around with customer, who *obviously* knows their stuff but gives wrong information
  70. Customer wants to build/is having issues with a humidity hut
  71. Explaining how to revive hydrophobic soil
  72. Customer picks something up & puts it down elsewhere 3 times
  73. Spider Mites
  74. Customer apologies for asking questions but keeps asking them