Is thishardy?“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”Newbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasia“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”TheBrickWall“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesCustomerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediatelyLECA“foil-age”Which plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.Whichplant ishard tokill?Customerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hutIs this ahighhumidityplant?mossWants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliageWants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo earlyCustomerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylightAsks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlookingDo youhave anyindoorplants?Customertakes apicture ofLily“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”SpiderMitesCustomerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome insideCustomerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plantNewbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplantDo youhave anyrocks fordrainage?Customer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesCustomer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”Group of4 or more& they allsuckCustomerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemWhatcandle amIsmelling?“pAthos”TheconstantinterrupterCustomercalls Lilya boyPerson walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationDo youhave potswithdrainage?My succulentis thriving ina NorthernwindowWhichplantwon’t Ikill?Customerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir ownSomeoneasks tobuy theflamingoStinkycustomerleafshineCustomerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimeI don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/WwindowExplaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoilmistingIKEAplants“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”Which plantsdon’t needwater everyday?I have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.Customer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageCustomer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthemWhat plant isthis size?(holds uppot)SucculentsarelowlightplantsCustomer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepotCustomerasks whyLily isn’tworkingCustomerwants aplant in aroom with nolightBINGOquestions“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkCan I askyou adumbquestion?Someonedrops aplantDo youhave anybathroomplants?Howfast willit grow?Customercalls Lily“Buddy”I can get thischeaper atBOX STORECustomerasks howmuch LilycostsCustomerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplantWhat won’tmake myanimalsick?Why is thisplant soexpensive?How longwill it taketo be thatbig?Customerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s strugglingCustomer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywillCustomertells you theirwindow facesan article offurnitureSomeonealmostfalls downthe stepsIs thishardy?“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”Newbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasia“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”TheBrickWall“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesCustomerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediatelyLECA“foil-age”Which plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.Whichplant ishard tokill?Customerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hutIs this ahighhumidityplant?mossWants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliageWants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo earlyCustomerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylightAsks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlookingDo youhave anyindoorplants?Customertakes apicture ofLily“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”SpiderMitesCustomerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome insideCustomerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plantNewbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplantDo youhave anyrocks fordrainage?Customer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesCustomer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”Group of4 or more& they allsuckCustomerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemWhatcandle amIsmelling?“pAthos”TheconstantinterrupterCustomercalls Lilya boyPerson walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationDo youhave potswithdrainage?My succulentis thriving ina NorthernwindowWhichplantwon’t Ikill?Customerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir ownSomeoneasks tobuy theflamingoStinkycustomerleafshineCustomerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimeI don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/WwindowExplaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoilmistingIKEAplants“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”Which plantsdon’t needwater everyday?I have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.Customer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageCustomer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthemWhat plant isthis size?(holds uppot)SucculentsarelowlightplantsCustomer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepotCustomerasks whyLily isn’tworkingCustomerwants aplant in aroom with nolightBINGOquestions“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkCan I askyou adumbquestion?Someonedrops aplantDo youhave anybathroomplants?Howfast willit grow?Customercalls Lily“Buddy”I can get thischeaper atBOX STORECustomerasks howmuch LilycostsCustomerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplantWhat won’tmake myanimalsick?Why is thisplant soexpensive?How longwill it taketo be thatbig?Customerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s strugglingCustomer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywillCustomertells you theirwindow facesan article offurnitureSomeonealmostfalls downthe steps

Some People's Children - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Is this hardy?
  2. “I heard this [stupid plant trend] is good for my plant.”
  3. Newbie plant parent who wants a fancy alocasia
  4. “I spend soooo much money here.”
  5. The Brick Wall
  6. “What’s wrong with my plant?” But cannot provide any information or pictures
  7. Customer walks in, says nothing, and leaves almost immediately
  8. LECA
  9. “foil-age”
  10. Which plant won’t grow? I want it to stay small.
  11. Which plant is hard to kill?
  12. Customer wants to build/is having issues with a humidity hut
  13. Is this a high humidity plant?
  14. moss
  15. Wants a plant right in front of a South window but keeps going for delicate foliage
  16. Wants to repot a sanseveriria or a ZZ way too early
  17. Customer definitely has an unobstructed South window but doesn’t get any light
  18. Asks prices on everything but doesn’t bother looking
  19. Do you have any indoor plants?
  20. Customer takes a picture of Lily
  21. “phYlo-” or “filo-“ or “philodendroM”
  22. Spider Mites
  23. Customer has walked by for years but has never come inside
  24. Customer buying a gift but needs you to tell them about EVERY plant
  25. Newbie plant parent that you are sure will kill the plant
  26. Do you have any rocks for drainage?
  27. Customer picks something up & puts it down elsewhere 3 times
  28. Customer has “sooooo many plants” and knows “sooooo much”
  29. Group of 4 or more & they all suck
  30. Customer apologies for asking questions but keeps asking them
  31. What candle am I smelling?
  32. “pAthos”
  33. The constant interrupter
  34. Customer calls Lily a boy
  35. Person walking around with customer, who *obviously* knows their stuff but gives wrong information
  36. Do you have pots with drainage?
  37. My succulent is thriving in a Northern window
  38. Which plant won’t I kill?
  39. Customer won’t look for a plant on their own
  40. Someone asks to buy the flamingo
  41. Stinky customer
  42. leaf shine
  43. Customer wants to fertilize at the wrong time
  44. I don’t get any direct sun, so my lighting is really bad. But it’s a S/E/W window
  45. Explaining how to revive hydrophobic soil
  46. misting
  47. IKEA plants
  48. “I have an app, I’ll be ok.”
  49. Which plants don’t need water every day?
  50. I have very bright, direct light from a Northern window.
  51. Customer is making a dish garden but wants to mix succulents & foliage
  52. Customer has a friend who knows everything so they’ll just ask them
  53. What plant is this size? (holds up pot)
  54. Succulents are lowlight plants
  55. Customer can’t distinguish between a 4” and a 6” cache pot
  56. Customer asks why Lily isn’t working
  57. Customer wants a plant in a room with no light
  58. BINGO questions
  59. “It needs to be repotted.” No, it needs a good drink
  60. Can I ask you a dumb question?
  61. Someone drops a plant
  62. Do you have any bathroom plants?
  63. How fast will it grow?
  64. Customer calls Lily “Buddy”
  65. I can get this cheaper at BOX STORE
  66. Customer asks how much Lily costs
  67. Customer stands in your way while you’re trying to show them a plant
  68. What won’t make my animal sick?
  69. Why is this plant so expensive?
  70. How long will it take to be that big?
  71. Customer over potted their tiny plant & now it’s struggling
  72. Customer wants to pot directly into a pot without drainage & after explaining why not to, they definitely will
  73. Customer tells you their window faces an article of furniture
  74. Someone almost falls down the steps