Customerwants aplant in aroom with nolight“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesCustomer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthemCustomerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s strugglingI can get thischeaper atBOX STOREI have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.Person walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationExplaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoil“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”Wants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo early“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”Do youhave anybathroomplants?“pAthos”Do youhave anyrocks fordrainage?Customerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome insideIs thishardy?How longwill it taketo be thatbig?Which plantsdon’t needwater everyday?SucculentsarelowlightplantsCustomer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesCustomerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plantWhatcandle amIsmelling?mistingSomeonealmostfalls downthe stepsCustomer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepotCustomerasks whyLily isn’tworkingMy succulentis thriving ina NorthernwindowSomeoneasks tobuy theflamingoDo youhave potswithdrainage?StinkycustomerCustomertells you theirwindow facesan article offurnitureCustomerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplant“foil-age”Customerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimemossCustomertakes apicture ofLily“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”Howfast willit grow?Customercalls Lilya boyCustomerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylightNewbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasiaCustomerasks howmuch LilycostsCustomer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageSomeonedrops aplantCan I askyou adumbquestion?Wants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliageCustomer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”Asks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlookingCustomerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hutNewbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplantBINGOquestionsWhichplant ishard tokill?TheconstantinterrupterleafshineIKEAplantsSpiderMitesWhichplantwon’t Ikill?Why is thisplant soexpensive?Customerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir ownCustomercalls Lily“Buddy”Which plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.Customerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemWhat won’tmake myanimalsick?LECAGroup of4 or more& they allsuckWhat plant isthis size?(holds uppot)TheBrickWallIs this ahighhumidityplant?“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”Customer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywill“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkI don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/WwindowCustomerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediatelyDo youhave anyindoorplants?Customerwants aplant in aroom with nolight“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesCustomer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthemCustomerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s strugglingI can get thischeaper atBOX STOREI have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.Person walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationExplaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoil“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”Wants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo early“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”Do youhave anybathroomplants?“pAthos”Do youhave anyrocks fordrainage?Customerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome insideIs thishardy?How longwill it taketo be thatbig?Which plantsdon’t needwater everyday?SucculentsarelowlightplantsCustomer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesCustomerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plantWhatcandle amIsmelling?mistingSomeonealmostfalls downthe stepsCustomer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepotCustomerasks whyLily isn’tworkingMy succulentis thriving ina NorthernwindowSomeoneasks tobuy theflamingoDo youhave potswithdrainage?StinkycustomerCustomertells you theirwindow facesan article offurnitureCustomerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplant“foil-age”Customerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimemossCustomertakes apicture ofLily“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”Howfast willit grow?Customercalls Lilya boyCustomerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylightNewbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasiaCustomerasks howmuch LilycostsCustomer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageSomeonedrops aplantCan I askyou adumbquestion?Wants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliageCustomer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”Asks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlookingCustomerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hutNewbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplantBINGOquestionsWhichplant ishard tokill?TheconstantinterrupterleafshineIKEAplantsSpiderMitesWhichplantwon’t Ikill?Why is thisplant soexpensive?Customerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir ownCustomercalls Lily“Buddy”Which plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.Customerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemWhat won’tmake myanimalsick?LECAGroup of4 or more& they allsuckWhat plant isthis size?(holds uppot)TheBrickWallIs this ahighhumidityplant?“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”Customer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywill“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkI don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/WwindowCustomerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediatelyDo youhave anyindoorplants?

Some People's Children - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Customer wants a plant in a room with no light
  2. “What’s wrong with my plant?” But cannot provide any information or pictures
  3. Customer has a friend who knows everything so they’ll just ask them
  4. Customer over potted their tiny plant & now it’s struggling
  5. I can get this cheaper at BOX STORE
  6. I have very bright, direct light from a Northern window.
  7. Person walking around with customer, who *obviously* knows their stuff but gives wrong information
  8. Explaining how to revive hydrophobic soil
  9. “I spend soooo much money here.”
  10. Wants to repot a sanseveriria or a ZZ way too early
  11. “I heard this [stupid plant trend] is good for my plant.”
  12. Do you have any bathroom plants?
  13. “pAthos”
  14. Do you have any rocks for drainage?
  15. Customer has walked by for years but has never come inside
  16. Is this hardy?
  17. How long will it take to be that big?
  18. Which plants don’t need water every day?
  19. Succulents are lowlight plants
  20. Customer picks something up & puts it down elsewhere 3 times
  21. Customer buying a gift but needs you to tell them about EVERY plant
  22. What candle am I smelling?
  23. misting
  24. Someone almost falls down the steps
  25. Customer can’t distinguish between a 4” and a 6” cache pot
  26. Customer asks why Lily isn’t working
  27. My succulent is thriving in a Northern window
  28. Someone asks to buy the flamingo
  29. Do you have pots with drainage?
  30. Stinky customer
  31. Customer tells you their window faces an article of furniture
  32. Customer stands in your way while you’re trying to show them a plant
  33. “foil-age”
  34. Customer wants to fertilize at the wrong time
  35. moss
  36. Customer takes a picture of Lily
  37. “phYlo-” or “filo-“ or “philodendroM”
  38. How fast will it grow?
  39. Customer calls Lily a boy
  40. Customer definitely has an unobstructed South window but doesn’t get any light
  41. Newbie plant parent who wants a fancy alocasia
  42. Customer asks how much Lily costs
  43. Customer is making a dish garden but wants to mix succulents & foliage
  44. Someone drops a plant
  45. Can I ask you a dumb question?
  46. Wants a plant right in front of a South window but keeps going for delicate foliage
  47. Customer has “sooooo many plants” and knows “sooooo much”
  48. Asks prices on everything but doesn’t bother looking
  49. Customer wants to build/is having issues with a humidity hut
  50. Newbie plant parent that you are sure will kill the plant
  51. BINGO questions
  52. Which plant is hard to kill?
  53. The constant interrupter
  54. leaf shine
  55. IKEA plants
  56. Spider Mites
  57. Which plant won’t I kill?
  58. Why is this plant so expensive?
  59. Customer won’t look for a plant on their own
  60. Customer calls Lily “Buddy”
  61. Which plant won’t grow? I want it to stay small.
  62. Customer apologies for asking questions but keeps asking them
  63. What won’t make my animal sick?
  64. LECA
  65. Group of 4 or more & they all suck
  66. What plant is this size? (holds up pot)
  67. The Brick Wall
  68. Is this a high humidity plant?
  69. “I have an app, I’ll be ok.”
  70. Customer wants to pot directly into a pot without drainage & after explaining why not to, they definitely will
  71. “It needs to be repotted.” No, it needs a good drink
  72. I don’t get any direct sun, so my lighting is really bad. But it’s a S/E/W window
  73. Customer walks in, says nothing, and leaves almost immediately
  74. Do you have any indoor plants?