Is thishardy?“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkWhich plantsdon’t needwater everyday?Customerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir own“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”SpiderMitesBINGOquestionsSomeoneasks tobuy theflamingoNewbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplant“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”Can I askyou adumbquestion?Customerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimeCustomerwants aplant in aroom with nolightLECACustomer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywillDo youhave anybathroomplants?Howfast willit grow?Someonealmostfalls downthe stepsCustomertakes apicture ofLilyCustomercalls Lilya boyCustomerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediatelyCustomerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plantWhy is thisplant soexpensive?Wants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo earlyI have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.Customer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepotDo youhave anyindoorplants?“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesCustomer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageSucculentsarelowlightplantsI don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/WwindowExplaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoilWhichplantwon’t Ikill?Newbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasia“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”What won’tmake myanimalsick?misting“pAthos”Person walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationGroup of4 or more& they allsuckWhichplant ishard tokill?“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”Wants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliageI can get thischeaper atBOX STOREleafshineCustomerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome insideWhich plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.Asks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlookingCustomerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hutHow longwill it taketo be thatbig?TheconstantinterrupterTheBrickWallCustomertells you theirwindow facesan article offurniture“foil-age”StinkycustomermossCustomerasks howmuch LilycostsDo youhave anyrocks fordrainage?Whatcandle amIsmelling?Someonedrops aplantCustomer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesCustomerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylightIs this ahighhumidityplant?What plant isthis size?(holds uppot)Customer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”Do youhave potswithdrainage?Customercalls Lily“Buddy”Customerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s strugglingCustomer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthemCustomerasks whyLily isn’tworkingCustomerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemCustomerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplantIKEAplantsMy succulentis thriving ina NorthernwindowIs thishardy?“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkWhich plantsdon’t needwater everyday?Customerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir own“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”SpiderMitesBINGOquestionsSomeoneasks tobuy theflamingoNewbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplant“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”Can I askyou adumbquestion?Customerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimeCustomerwants aplant in aroom with nolightLECACustomer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywillDo youhave anybathroomplants?Howfast willit grow?Someonealmostfalls downthe stepsCustomertakes apicture ofLilyCustomercalls Lilya boyCustomerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediatelyCustomerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plantWhy is thisplant soexpensive?Wants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo earlyI have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.Customer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepotDo youhave anyindoorplants?“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesCustomer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageSucculentsarelowlightplantsI don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/WwindowExplaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoilWhichplantwon’t Ikill?Newbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasia“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”What won’tmake myanimalsick?misting“pAthos”Person walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationGroup of4 or more& they allsuckWhichplant ishard tokill?“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”Wants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliageI can get thischeaper atBOX STOREleafshineCustomerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome insideWhich plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.Asks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlookingCustomerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hutHow longwill it taketo be thatbig?TheconstantinterrupterTheBrickWallCustomertells you theirwindow facesan article offurniture“foil-age”StinkycustomermossCustomerasks howmuch LilycostsDo youhave anyrocks fordrainage?Whatcandle amIsmelling?Someonedrops aplantCustomer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesCustomerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylightIs this ahighhumidityplant?What plant isthis size?(holds uppot)Customer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”Do youhave potswithdrainage?Customercalls Lily“Buddy”Customerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s strugglingCustomer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthemCustomerasks whyLily isn’tworkingCustomerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemCustomerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplantIKEAplantsMy succulentis thriving ina Northernwindow

Some People's Children - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Is this hardy?
  2. “It needs to be repotted.” No, it needs a good drink
  3. Which plants don’t need water every day?
  4. Customer won’t look for a plant on their own
  5. “I spend soooo much money here.”
  6. Spider Mites
  7. BINGO questions
  8. Someone asks to buy the flamingo
  9. Newbie plant parent that you are sure will kill the plant
  10. “I have an app, I’ll be ok.”
  11. Can I ask you a dumb question?
  12. Customer wants to fertilize at the wrong time
  13. Customer wants a plant in a room with no light
  14. LECA
  15. Customer wants to pot directly into a pot without drainage & after explaining why not to, they definitely will
  16. Do you have any bathroom plants?
  17. How fast will it grow?
  18. Someone almost falls down the steps
  19. Customer takes a picture of Lily
  20. Customer calls Lily a boy
  21. Customer walks in, says nothing, and leaves almost immediately
  22. Customer buying a gift but needs you to tell them about EVERY plant
  23. Why is this plant so expensive?
  24. Wants to repot a sanseveriria or a ZZ way too early
  25. I have very bright, direct light from a Northern window.
  26. Customer can’t distinguish between a 4” and a 6” cache pot
  27. Do you have any indoor plants?
  28. “What’s wrong with my plant?” But cannot provide any information or pictures
  29. Customer is making a dish garden but wants to mix succulents & foliage
  30. Succulents are lowlight plants
  31. I don’t get any direct sun, so my lighting is really bad. But it’s a S/E/W window
  32. Explaining how to revive hydrophobic soil
  33. Which plant won’t I kill?
  34. Newbie plant parent who wants a fancy alocasia
  35. “I heard this [stupid plant trend] is good for my plant.”
  36. What won’t make my animal sick?
  37. misting
  38. “pAthos”
  39. Person walking around with customer, who *obviously* knows their stuff but gives wrong information
  40. Group of 4 or more & they all suck
  41. Which plant is hard to kill?
  42. “phYlo-” or “filo-“ or “philodendroM”
  43. Wants a plant right in front of a South window but keeps going for delicate foliage
  44. I can get this cheaper at BOX STORE
  45. leaf shine
  46. Customer has walked by for years but has never come inside
  47. Which plant won’t grow? I want it to stay small.
  48. Asks prices on everything but doesn’t bother looking
  49. Customer wants to build/is having issues with a humidity hut
  50. How long will it take to be that big?
  51. The constant interrupter
  52. The Brick Wall
  53. Customer tells you their window faces an article of furniture
  54. “foil-age”
  55. Stinky customer
  56. moss
  57. Customer asks how much Lily costs
  58. Do you have any rocks for drainage?
  59. What candle am I smelling?
  60. Someone drops a plant
  61. Customer picks something up & puts it down elsewhere 3 times
  62. Customer definitely has an unobstructed South window but doesn’t get any light
  63. Is this a high humidity plant?
  64. What plant is this size? (holds up pot)
  65. Customer has “sooooo many plants” and knows “sooooo much”
  66. Do you have pots with drainage?
  67. Customer calls Lily “Buddy”
  68. Customer over potted their tiny plant & now it’s struggling
  69. Customer has a friend who knows everything so they’ll just ask them
  70. Customer asks why Lily isn’t working
  71. Customer apologies for asking questions but keeps asking them
  72. Customer stands in your way while you’re trying to show them a plant
  73. IKEA plants
  74. My succulent is thriving in a Northern window