Customerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimeCustomerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylightCustomer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepotCustomerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplantCustomercalls Lily“Buddy”Howfast willit grow?StinkycustomerCustomerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome insideWhatcandle amIsmelling?BINGOquestionsWhich plantsdon’t needwater everyday?“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkCustomerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediatelyNewbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasiaDo youhave potswithdrainage?“pAthos”I have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”Why is thisplant soexpensive?Someonedrops aplantWhich plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.“foil-age”Customer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthemCan I askyou adumbquestion?Whichplantwon’t Ikill?leafshineCustomertakes apicture ofLilyDo youhave anyindoorplants?Customer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”TheBrickWallSpiderMitesWhichplant ishard tokill?mossI can get thischeaper atBOX STORESomeoneasks tobuy theflamingoHow longwill it taketo be thatbig?Person walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationCustomer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageCustomertells you theirwindow facesan article offurnitureCustomerasks whyLily isn’tworkingLECAWhat won’tmake myanimalsick?My succulentis thriving ina NorthernwindowSucculentsarelowlightplantsWhat plant isthis size?(holds uppot)Customer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywill“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesCustomerasks howmuch Lilycosts“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”Customerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemmistingCustomerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s strugglingCustomer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesCustomerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir ownWants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo earlyExplaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoilCustomerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hutDo youhave anybathroomplants?Do youhave anyrocks fordrainage?Asks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlookingGroup of4 or more& they allsuckIs this ahighhumidityplant?Someonealmostfalls downthe steps“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”Customerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plantWants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliage“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”Customerwants aplant in aroom with nolightNewbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplantIs thishardy?I don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/WwindowCustomercalls Lilya boyIKEAplantsTheconstantinterrupterCustomerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimeCustomerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylightCustomer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepotCustomerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplantCustomercalls Lily“Buddy”Howfast willit grow?StinkycustomerCustomerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome insideWhatcandle amIsmelling?BINGOquestionsWhich plantsdon’t needwater everyday?“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkCustomerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediatelyNewbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasiaDo youhave potswithdrainage?“pAthos”I have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”Why is thisplant soexpensive?Someonedrops aplantWhich plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.“foil-age”Customer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthemCan I askyou adumbquestion?Whichplantwon’t Ikill?leafshineCustomertakes apicture ofLilyDo youhave anyindoorplants?Customer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”TheBrickWallSpiderMitesWhichplant ishard tokill?mossI can get thischeaper atBOX STORESomeoneasks tobuy theflamingoHow longwill it taketo be thatbig?Person walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationCustomer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageCustomertells you theirwindow facesan article offurnitureCustomerasks whyLily isn’tworkingLECAWhat won’tmake myanimalsick?My succulentis thriving ina NorthernwindowSucculentsarelowlightplantsWhat plant isthis size?(holds uppot)Customer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywill“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesCustomerasks howmuch Lilycosts“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”Customerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemmistingCustomerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s strugglingCustomer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesCustomerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir ownWants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo earlyExplaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoilCustomerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hutDo youhave anybathroomplants?Do youhave anyrocks fordrainage?Asks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlookingGroup of4 or more& they allsuckIs this ahighhumidityplant?Someonealmostfalls downthe steps“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”Customerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plantWants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliage“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”Customerwants aplant in aroom with nolightNewbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplantIs thishardy?I don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/WwindowCustomercalls Lilya boyIKEAplantsTheconstantinterrupter

Some People's Children - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Customer wants to fertilize at the wrong time
  2. Customer definitely has an unobstructed South window but doesn’t get any light
  3. Customer can’t distinguish between a 4” and a 6” cache pot
  4. Customer stands in your way while you’re trying to show them a plant
  5. Customer calls Lily “Buddy”
  6. How fast will it grow?
  7. Stinky customer
  8. Customer has walked by for years but has never come inside
  9. What candle am I smelling?
  10. BINGO questions
  11. Which plants don’t need water every day?
  12. “It needs to be repotted.” No, it needs a good drink
  13. Customer walks in, says nothing, and leaves almost immediately
  14. Newbie plant parent who wants a fancy alocasia
  15. Do you have pots with drainage?
  16. “pAthos”
  17. I have very bright, direct light from a Northern window.
  18. “I have an app, I’ll be ok.”
  19. Why is this plant so expensive?
  20. Someone drops a plant
  21. Which plant won’t grow? I want it to stay small.
  22. “foil-age”
  23. Customer has a friend who knows everything so they’ll just ask them
  24. Can I ask you a dumb question?
  25. Which plant won’t I kill?
  26. leaf shine
  27. Customer takes a picture of Lily
  28. Do you have any indoor plants?
  29. Customer has “sooooo many plants” and knows “sooooo much”
  30. The Brick Wall
  31. Spider Mites
  32. Which plant is hard to kill?
  33. moss
  34. I can get this cheaper at BOX STORE
  35. Someone asks to buy the flamingo
  36. How long will it take to be that big?
  37. Person walking around with customer, who *obviously* knows their stuff but gives wrong information
  38. Customer is making a dish garden but wants to mix succulents & foliage
  39. Customer tells you their window faces an article of furniture
  40. Customer asks why Lily isn’t working
  41. LECA
  42. What won’t make my animal sick?
  43. My succulent is thriving in a Northern window
  44. Succulents are lowlight plants
  45. What plant is this size? (holds up pot)
  46. Customer wants to pot directly into a pot without drainage & after explaining why not to, they definitely will
  47. “What’s wrong with my plant?” But cannot provide any information or pictures
  48. Customer asks how much Lily costs
  49. “I spend soooo much money here.”
  50. Customer apologies for asking questions but keeps asking them
  51. misting
  52. Customer over potted their tiny plant & now it’s struggling
  53. Customer picks something up & puts it down elsewhere 3 times
  54. Customer won’t look for a plant on their own
  55. Wants to repot a sanseveriria or a ZZ way too early
  56. Explaining how to revive hydrophobic soil
  57. Customer wants to build/is having issues with a humidity hut
  58. Do you have any bathroom plants?
  59. Do you have any rocks for drainage?
  60. Asks prices on everything but doesn’t bother looking
  61. Group of 4 or more & they all suck
  62. Is this a high humidity plant?
  63. Someone almost falls down the steps
  64. “phYlo-” or “filo-“ or “philodendroM”
  65. Customer buying a gift but needs you to tell them about EVERY plant
  66. Wants a plant right in front of a South window but keeps going for delicate foliage
  67. “I heard this [stupid plant trend] is good for my plant.”
  68. Customer wants a plant in a room with no light
  69. Newbie plant parent that you are sure will kill the plant
  70. Is this hardy?
  71. I don’t get any direct sun, so my lighting is really bad. But it’s a S/E/W window
  72. Customer calls Lily a boy
  73. IKEA plants
  74. The constant interrupter