“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesI have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.BINGOquestionsHow longwill it taketo be thatbig?Customerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplantWhichplantwon’t Ikill?StinkycustomerSomeonedrops aplantCustomerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s struggling“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”Customerasks howmuch LilycostsNewbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasiaMy succulentis thriving ina NorthernwindowDo youhave anybathroomplants?Customer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesTheconstantinterrupterCustomerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediatelySomeoneasks tobuy theflamingoTheBrickWallCustomerwants aplant in aroom with nolight“pAthos”Wants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliageCustomercalls Lilya boyWhatcandle amIsmelling?Why is thisplant soexpensive?“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”LECANewbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplantCustomer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthem“foil-age”I don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/WwindowSucculentsarelowlightplantsHowfast willit grow?Customerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimeWhich plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.Customer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageCustomerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir ownCustomercalls Lily“Buddy”Which plantsdon’t needwater everyday?Customerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylightCustomerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemWhat won’tmake myanimalsick?Person walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationDo youhave anyrocks fordrainage?What plant isthis size?(holds uppot)Whichplant ishard tokill?I can get thischeaper atBOX STORECustomerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hutmossIs thishardy?“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkExplaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoilCustomerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome insideAsks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlookingCustomer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepotDo youhave anyindoorplants?Customertells you theirwindow facesan article offurniture“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”Do youhave potswithdrainage?Customertakes apicture ofLilyCan I askyou adumbquestion?IKEAplantsGroup of4 or more& they allsuckCustomer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”Customer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywillIs this ahighhumidityplant?Wants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo earlySpiderMitesleafshineCustomerasks whyLily isn’tworkingCustomerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plantSomeonealmostfalls downthe stepsmisting“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesI have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.BINGOquestionsHow longwill it taketo be thatbig?Customerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplantWhichplantwon’t Ikill?StinkycustomerSomeonedrops aplantCustomerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s struggling“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”Customerasks howmuch LilycostsNewbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasiaMy succulentis thriving ina NorthernwindowDo youhave anybathroomplants?Customer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesTheconstantinterrupterCustomerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediatelySomeoneasks tobuy theflamingoTheBrickWallCustomerwants aplant in aroom with nolight“pAthos”Wants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliageCustomercalls Lilya boyWhatcandle amIsmelling?Why is thisplant soexpensive?“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”LECANewbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplantCustomer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthem“foil-age”I don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/WwindowSucculentsarelowlightplantsHowfast willit grow?Customerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimeWhich plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.Customer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageCustomerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir ownCustomercalls Lily“Buddy”Which plantsdon’t needwater everyday?Customerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylightCustomerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemWhat won’tmake myanimalsick?Person walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationDo youhave anyrocks fordrainage?What plant isthis size?(holds uppot)Whichplant ishard tokill?I can get thischeaper atBOX STORECustomerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hutmossIs thishardy?“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkExplaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoilCustomerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome insideAsks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlookingCustomer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepotDo youhave anyindoorplants?Customertells you theirwindow facesan article offurniture“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”Do youhave potswithdrainage?Customertakes apicture ofLilyCan I askyou adumbquestion?IKEAplantsGroup of4 or more& they allsuckCustomer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”Customer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywillIs this ahighhumidityplant?Wants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo earlySpiderMitesleafshineCustomerasks whyLily isn’tworkingCustomerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plantSomeonealmostfalls downthe stepsmisting

Some People's Children - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “What’s wrong with my plant?” But cannot provide any information or pictures
  2. I have very bright, direct light from a Northern window.
  3. BINGO questions
  4. How long will it take to be that big?
  5. Customer stands in your way while you’re trying to show them a plant
  6. Which plant won’t I kill?
  7. Stinky customer
  8. Someone drops a plant
  9. Customer over potted their tiny plant & now it’s struggling
  10. “I spend soooo much money here.”
  11. “phYlo-” or “filo-“ or “philodendroM”
  12. Customer asks how much Lily costs
  13. Newbie plant parent who wants a fancy alocasia
  14. My succulent is thriving in a Northern window
  15. Do you have any bathroom plants?
  16. Customer picks something up & puts it down elsewhere 3 times
  17. The constant interrupter
  18. Customer walks in, says nothing, and leaves almost immediately
  19. Someone asks to buy the flamingo
  20. The Brick Wall
  21. Customer wants a plant in a room with no light
  22. “pAthos”
  23. Wants a plant right in front of a South window but keeps going for delicate foliage
  24. Customer calls Lily a boy
  25. What candle am I smelling?
  26. Why is this plant so expensive?
  27. “I have an app, I’ll be ok.”
  28. LECA
  29. Newbie plant parent that you are sure will kill the plant
  30. Customer has a friend who knows everything so they’ll just ask them
  31. “foil-age”
  32. I don’t get any direct sun, so my lighting is really bad. But it’s a S/E/W window
  33. Succulents are lowlight plants
  34. How fast will it grow?
  35. Customer wants to fertilize at the wrong time
  36. Which plant won’t grow? I want it to stay small.
  37. Customer is making a dish garden but wants to mix succulents & foliage
  38. Customer won’t look for a plant on their own
  39. Customer calls Lily “Buddy”
  40. Which plants don’t need water every day?
  41. Customer definitely has an unobstructed South window but doesn’t get any light
  42. Customer apologies for asking questions but keeps asking them
  43. What won’t make my animal sick?
  44. Person walking around with customer, who *obviously* knows their stuff but gives wrong information
  45. Do you have any rocks for drainage?
  46. What plant is this size? (holds up pot)
  47. Which plant is hard to kill?
  48. I can get this cheaper at BOX STORE
  49. Customer wants to build/is having issues with a humidity hut
  50. moss
  51. Is this hardy?
  52. “It needs to be repotted.” No, it needs a good drink
  53. Explaining how to revive hydrophobic soil
  54. Customer has walked by for years but has never come inside
  55. Asks prices on everything but doesn’t bother looking
  56. Customer can’t distinguish between a 4” and a 6” cache pot
  57. Do you have any indoor plants?
  58. Customer tells you their window faces an article of furniture
  59. “I heard this [stupid plant trend] is good for my plant.”
  60. Do you have pots with drainage?
  61. Customer takes a picture of Lily
  62. Can I ask you a dumb question?
  63. IKEA plants
  64. Group of 4 or more & they all suck
  65. Customer has “sooooo many plants” and knows “sooooo much”
  66. Customer wants to pot directly into a pot without drainage & after explaining why not to, they definitely will
  67. Is this a high humidity plant?
  68. Wants to repot a sanseveriria or a ZZ way too early
  69. Spider Mites
  70. leaf shine
  71. Customer asks why Lily isn’t working
  72. Customer buying a gift but needs you to tell them about EVERY plant
  73. Someone almost falls down the steps
  74. misting