My succulentis thriving ina NorthernwindowDo youhave potswithdrainage?Can I askyou adumbquestion?Customerasks whyLily isn’tworkingCustomercalls Lilya boyCustomer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesCustomer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthemWhichplant ishard tokill?Is this ahighhumidityplant?Customerwants aplant in aroom with nolightSomeonedrops aplant“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”“foil-age”mossCustomerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylightBINGOquestions“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkCustomerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome insideCustomertakes apicture ofLilymistingCustomerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplantCustomerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemCustomer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepotCustomerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hutWhich plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.Customerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir ownWants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo earlyPerson walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationCustomerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediatelyTheBrickWallCustomerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimeWhichplantwon’t Ikill?LECANewbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasiaDo youhave anyrocks fordrainage?Asks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlooking“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”Group of4 or more& they allsuckI have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.Customerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plantNewbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplantI can get thischeaper atBOX STOREIs thishardy?Someoneasks tobuy theflamingoHowfast willit grow?What plant isthis size?(holds uppot)leafshineCustomercalls Lily“Buddy”I don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/Wwindow“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesWhich plantsdon’t needwater everyday?Succulentsarelowlightplants“pAthos”Customertells you theirwindow facesan article offurnitureCustomerasks howmuch Lilycosts“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”What won’tmake myanimalsick?Why is thisplant soexpensive?Do youhave anybathroomplants?Customerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s strugglingIKEAplantsCustomer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”TheconstantinterrupterSpiderMitesHow longwill it taketo be thatbig?Customer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywillCustomer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageSomeonealmostfalls downthe stepsWants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliageExplaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoilWhatcandle amIsmelling?StinkycustomerDo youhave anyindoorplants?My succulentis thriving ina NorthernwindowDo youhave potswithdrainage?Can I askyou adumbquestion?Customerasks whyLily isn’tworkingCustomercalls Lilya boyCustomer pickssomething up &puts it downelsewhere 3timesCustomer has afriend whoknowseverything sothey’ll just askthemWhichplant ishard tokill?Is this ahighhumidityplant?Customerwants aplant in aroom with nolightSomeonedrops aplant“I havean app,I’ll be ok.”“phYlo-” or“filo-“ or“philodendroM”“foil-age”mossCustomerdefinitely has anunobstructedSouth window butdoesn’t get anylightBINGOquestions“It needs tobe repotted.”No, it needsa good drinkCustomerhas walkedby for yearsbut has nevercome insideCustomertakes apicture ofLilymistingCustomerstands in yourway whileyou’re trying toshow them aplantCustomerapologies foraskingquestions butkeeps askingthemCustomer can’tdistinguishbetween a 4”and a 6” cachepotCustomerwants tobuild/is havingissues with ahumidity hutWhich plantwon’t grow?I want it tostay small.Customerwon’t lookfor a plant ontheir ownWants torepot asanseveririaor a ZZ waytoo earlyPerson walkingaround withcustomer, who*obviously* knowstheir stuff but giveswrong informationCustomerwalks in, saysnothing, andleaves almostimmediatelyTheBrickWallCustomerwants tofertilize atthe wrongtimeWhichplantwon’t Ikill?LECANewbie plantparent whowants afancyalocasiaDo youhave anyrocks fordrainage?Asks priceson everythingbut doesn’tbotherlooking“I heard this[stupid planttrend] isgood for myplant.”Group of4 or more& they allsuckI have verybright, directlight from aNorthernwindow.Customerbuying a gift butneeds you totell them aboutEVERY plantNewbie plantparent thatyou are surewill kill theplantI can get thischeaper atBOX STOREIs thishardy?Someoneasks tobuy theflamingoHowfast willit grow?What plant isthis size?(holds uppot)leafshineCustomercalls Lily“Buddy”I don’t get anydirect sun, somy lighting isreally bad. Butit’s a S/E/Wwindow“What’s wrongwith my plant?”But cannotprovide anyinformation orpicturesWhich plantsdon’t needwater everyday?Succulentsarelowlightplants“pAthos”Customertells you theirwindow facesan article offurnitureCustomerasks howmuch Lilycosts“I spendsoooo muchmoneyhere.”What won’tmake myanimalsick?Why is thisplant soexpensive?Do youhave anybathroomplants?Customerover pottedtheir tinyplant & nowit’s strugglingIKEAplantsCustomer has“sooooo manyplants” andknows “sooooomuch”TheconstantinterrupterSpiderMitesHow longwill it taketo be thatbig?Customer wants topot directly into apot withoutdrainage & afterexplaining why notto, they definitelywillCustomer ismaking a dishgarden butwants to mixsucculents &foliageSomeonealmostfalls downthe stepsWants a plantright in front of aSouth windowbut keeps goingfor delicatefoliageExplaininghow torevivehydrophobicsoilWhatcandle amIsmelling?StinkycustomerDo youhave anyindoorplants?

Some People's Children - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. My succulent is thriving in a Northern window
  2. Do you have pots with drainage?
  3. Can I ask you a dumb question?
  4. Customer asks why Lily isn’t working
  5. Customer calls Lily a boy
  6. Customer picks something up & puts it down elsewhere 3 times
  7. Customer has a friend who knows everything so they’ll just ask them
  8. Which plant is hard to kill?
  9. Is this a high humidity plant?
  10. Customer wants a plant in a room with no light
  11. Someone drops a plant
  12. “I have an app, I’ll be ok.”
  13. “phYlo-” or “filo-“ or “philodendroM”
  14. “foil-age”
  15. moss
  16. Customer definitely has an unobstructed South window but doesn’t get any light
  17. BINGO questions
  18. “It needs to be repotted.” No, it needs a good drink
  19. Customer has walked by for years but has never come inside
  20. Customer takes a picture of Lily
  21. misting
  22. Customer stands in your way while you’re trying to show them a plant
  23. Customer apologies for asking questions but keeps asking them
  24. Customer can’t distinguish between a 4” and a 6” cache pot
  25. Customer wants to build/is having issues with a humidity hut
  26. Which plant won’t grow? I want it to stay small.
  27. Customer won’t look for a plant on their own
  28. Wants to repot a sanseveriria or a ZZ way too early
  29. Person walking around with customer, who *obviously* knows their stuff but gives wrong information
  30. Customer walks in, says nothing, and leaves almost immediately
  31. The Brick Wall
  32. Customer wants to fertilize at the wrong time
  33. Which plant won’t I kill?
  34. LECA
  35. Newbie plant parent who wants a fancy alocasia
  36. Do you have any rocks for drainage?
  37. Asks prices on everything but doesn’t bother looking
  38. “I heard this [stupid plant trend] is good for my plant.”
  39. Group of 4 or more & they all suck
  40. I have very bright, direct light from a Northern window.
  41. Customer buying a gift but needs you to tell them about EVERY plant
  42. Newbie plant parent that you are sure will kill the plant
  43. I can get this cheaper at BOX STORE
  44. Is this hardy?
  45. Someone asks to buy the flamingo
  46. How fast will it grow?
  47. What plant is this size? (holds up pot)
  48. leaf shine
  49. Customer calls Lily “Buddy”
  50. I don’t get any direct sun, so my lighting is really bad. But it’s a S/E/W window
  51. “What’s wrong with my plant?” But cannot provide any information or pictures
  52. Which plants don’t need water every day?
  53. Succulents are lowlight plants
  54. “pAthos”
  55. Customer tells you their window faces an article of furniture
  56. Customer asks how much Lily costs
  57. “I spend soooo much money here.”
  58. What won’t make my animal sick?
  59. Why is this plant so expensive?
  60. Do you have any bathroom plants?
  61. Customer over potted their tiny plant & now it’s struggling
  62. IKEA plants
  63. Customer has “sooooo many plants” and knows “sooooo much”
  64. The constant interrupter
  65. Spider Mites
  66. How long will it take to be that big?
  67. Customer wants to pot directly into a pot without drainage & after explaining why not to, they definitely will
  68. Customer is making a dish garden but wants to mix succulents & foliage
  69. Someone almost falls down the steps
  70. Wants a plant right in front of a South window but keeps going for delicate foliage
  71. Explaining how to revive hydrophobic soil
  72. What candle am I smelling?
  73. Stinky customer
  74. Do you have any indoor plants?