"CaitlynJenner,""BruceJenner," or“"Transgender”Any reasonablyspecific proposal fora health reform planto replaceObamacare {I had towrite one reallytough one}Obamaplays golfand that isbadPutin is tougher,more effective,more manly, orgenerally superiorto ObamaI, or theRepublicansgenerally, willor can win theLatino vote“A wall ontheMexicanborder”"HillaryClinton'semails" (only ifsaid in anattempted joke)"NevilleChamberlain"(only ifanalogizing toObama)"The Holocaust"(only if talkingabout somecurrent scarything, not theactual Holocaust)“Obama is the[worst / corruptest/ incompetentest]President ever”{basically yourfree space}A vaguestatement aboutcriminal justicereform or racialcivil rights with noactual proposedreforms"Cecil theLion" (only ifsaid in anattemptedjoke)“Benghazi stand-down order,” “DeathPanels,”“Persecution ofChristians inAmerica,” or scaryconservativecampfire fairy talesTrump is reallya liberal (i.e.,attackingTrumpfor any formerlyliberal position)"Decline in/of moralvalues" (as the causeof gun violence,education quality, orsome other problemthan the moral valuesthemselves)"Mainstreammedia" (only ifin a sarcastic,snide, or iratetone)Obamasupports orfunds terrorism,or works betterwith Iran thanIsrael"Classy,""Huge,"“Billionaire,”“I’m Rich,” or“Listen!" (only ifsaid by Trump)"Fight theWashingtonestablishment""ReligiousDiscrimination," butonly if in the contextof gay marriagebeing religiousdiscriminationagainst Christians"Clinton Foundation"in same sentence asan Arab country,Muslim name, orsomeone inHollywoodShut down thegovernment todefundPlannedParenthoodAnything abouta Mexicanimmigrantkilling anAmericanHunters aremanly,dreamy, orgenerallyawesome"WorldWar 3" (ora highernumber)"CaitlynJenner,""BruceJenner," or“"Transgender”Any reasonablyspecific proposal fora health reform planto replaceObamacare {I had towrite one reallytough one}Obamaplays golfand that isbadPutin is tougher,more effective,more manly, orgenerally superiorto ObamaI, or theRepublicansgenerally, willor can win theLatino vote“A wall ontheMexicanborder”"HillaryClinton'semails" (only ifsaid in anattempted joke)"NevilleChamberlain"(only ifanalogizing toObama)"The Holocaust"(only if talkingabout somecurrent scarything, not theactual Holocaust)“Obama is the[worst / corruptest/ incompetentest]President ever”{basically yourfree space}A vaguestatement aboutcriminal justicereform or racialcivil rights with noactual proposedreforms"Cecil theLion" (only ifsaid in anattemptedjoke)“Benghazi stand-down order,” “DeathPanels,”“Persecution ofChristians inAmerica,” or scaryconservativecampfire fairy talesTrump is reallya liberal (i.e.,attackingTrumpfor any formerlyliberal position)"Decline in/of moralvalues" (as the causeof gun violence,education quality, orsome other problemthan the moral valuesthemselves)"Mainstreammedia" (only ifin a sarcastic,snide, or iratetone)Obamasupports orfunds terrorism,or works betterwith Iran thanIsrael"Classy,""Huge,"“Billionaire,”“I’m Rich,” or“Listen!" (only ifsaid by Trump)"Fight theWashingtonestablishment""ReligiousDiscrimination," butonly if in the contextof gay marriagebeing religiousdiscriminationagainst Christians"Clinton Foundation"in same sentence asan Arab country,Muslim name, orsomeone inHollywoodShut down thegovernment todefundPlannedParenthoodAnything abouta Mexicanimmigrantkilling anAmericanHunters aremanly,dreamy, orgenerallyawesome"WorldWar 3" (ora highernumber)

"Well, I May Be the Mayor of Simpleton..." -XTC - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Caitlyn Jenner," "Bruce Jenner," or “"Transgender”
  2. Any reasonably specific proposal for a health reform plan to replace Obamacare {I had to write one really tough one}
  3. Obama plays golf and that is bad
  4. Putin is tougher, more effective, more manly, or generally superior to Obama
  5. I, or the Republicans generally, will or can win the Latino vote
  6. “A wall on the Mexican border”
  7. "Hillary Clinton's emails" (only if said in an attempted joke)
  8. "Neville Chamberlain" (only if analogizing to Obama)
  9. "The Holocaust" (only if talking about some current scary thing, not the actual Holocaust)
  10. “Obama is the [worst / corruptest / incompetentest] President ever” {basically your free space}
  11. A vague statement about criminal justice reform or racial civil rights with no actual proposed reforms
  12. "Cecil the Lion" (only if said in an attempted joke)
  13. “Benghazi stand-down order,” “Death Panels,” “Persecution of Christians in America,” or scary conservative campfire fairy tales
  14. Trump is really a liberal (i.e., attacking Trump for any formerly liberal position)
  15. "Decline in/of moral values" (as the cause of gun violence, education quality, or some other problem than the moral values themselves)
  16. "Mainstream media" (only if in a sarcastic, snide, or irate tone)
  17. Obama supports or funds terrorism, or works better with Iran than Israel
  18. "Classy," "Huge," “Billionaire,” “I’m Rich,” or “Listen!" (only if said by Trump)
  19. "Fight the Washington establishment"
  20. "Religious Discrimination," but only if in the context of gay marriage being religious discrimination against Christians
  21. "Clinton Foundation" in same sentence as an Arab country, Muslim name, or someone in Hollywood
  22. Shut down the government to defund Planned Parenthood
  23. Anything about a Mexican immigrant killing an American
  24. Hunters are manly, dreamy, or generally awesome
  25. "World War 3" (or a higher number)