Did you hearabout the guywho inventedthe knock-knock joke?I had ajob in acalendarfactoryHow doyou makeantifreeze?What do youcall someonewith no bodyand no nose?I used tohatefacial hairDad,I'mhungry.I knew Ishouldn'thave had theseafood.This bouncycastle's twicethe price oflast year.Why can'tyou have anose that's12" long?What do youcall a ponywith a sorethroat?have youheard therumor goingaround aboutbutter ?Where areaveragethingsmade?I burnt myHawaiianpizza lastnight.Do you wantto hear ajoke aboutpaperI thoughtaboutgoing on apeanut dietDid you hearabout therestauranton themoon?Dad,didyou get ahaircut?CanFebruaryMarchWhy couldn'tthe bicyclestand up byitself?The rotationof the Earthreally makesmy dayI ate aclockyesterdayWhy did thescarecrowwin anaward?Whats did thebuffalo say tohis son whenhe left forschool?I'm buyingsome newfurniture forthe house.Did you hearabout the guywho inventedthe knock-knock joke?I had ajob in acalendarfactoryHow doyou makeantifreeze?What do youcall someonewith no bodyand no nose?I used tohatefacial hairDad,I'mhungry.I knew Ishouldn'thave had theseafood.This bouncycastle's twicethe price oflast year.Why can'tyou have anose that's12" long?What do youcall a ponywith a sorethroat?have youheard therumor goingaround aboutbutter ?Where areaveragethingsmade?I burnt myHawaiianpizza lastnight.Do you wantto hear ajoke aboutpaperI thoughtaboutgoing on apeanut dietDid you hearabout therestauranton themoon?Dad,didyou get ahaircut?CanFebruaryMarchWhy couldn'tthe bicyclestand up byitself?The rotationof the Earthreally makesmy dayI ate aclockyesterdayWhy did thescarecrowwin anaward?Whats did thebuffalo say tohis son whenhe left forschool?I'm buyingsome newfurniture forthe house.

Dad Joke Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
  2. I had a job in a calendar factory
  3. How do you make antifreeze?
  4. What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
  5. I used to hate facial hair
  6. Dad, I'm hungry.
  7. I knew I shouldn't have had the seafood.
  8. This bouncy castle's twice the price of last year.
  9. Why can't you have a nose that's 12" long?
  10. What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
  11. have you heard the rumor going around about butter ?
  12. Where are average things made?
  13. I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night.
  14. Do you want to hear a joke about paper
  15. I thought about going on a peanut diet
  16. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
  17. Dad,did you get a haircut?
  18. Can February March
  19. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
  20. The rotation of the Earth really makes my day
  21. I ate a clock yesterday
  22. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
  23. Whats did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
  24. I'm buying some new furniture for the house.