I burnt myHawaiianpizza lastnight.What do youcall a ponywith a sorethroat?What do youcall someonewith no bodyand no nose?I had ajob in acalendarfactoryI ate aclockyesterdayhave youheard therumor goingaround aboutbutter ?Dad,I'mhungry.Dad,didyou get ahaircut?Did you hearabout therestauranton themoon?Do you wantto hear ajoke aboutpaperWhy couldn'tthe bicyclestand up byitself?Whats did thebuffalo say tohis son whenhe left forschool?I'm buyingsome newfurniture forthe house.I knew Ishouldn'thave had theseafood.Why can'tyou have anose that's12" long?CanFebruaryMarchThe rotationof the Earthreally makesmy dayI used tohatefacial hairDid you hearabout the guywho inventedthe knock-knock joke?How doyou makeantifreeze?Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?Where areaveragethingsmade?This bouncycastle's twicethe price oflast year.I thoughtaboutgoing on apeanut dietI burnt myHawaiianpizza lastnight.What do youcall a ponywith a sorethroat?What do youcall someonewith no bodyand no nose?I had ajob in acalendarfactoryI ate aclockyesterdayhave youheard therumor goingaround aboutbutter ?Dad,I'mhungry.Dad,didyou get ahaircut?Did you hearabout therestauranton themoon?Do you wantto hear ajoke aboutpaperWhy couldn'tthe bicyclestand up byitself?Whats did thebuffalo say tohis son whenhe left forschool?I'm buyingsome newfurniture forthe house.I knew Ishouldn'thave had theseafood.Why can'tyou have anose that's12" long?CanFebruaryMarchThe rotationof the Earthreally makesmy dayI used tohatefacial hairDid you hearabout the guywho inventedthe knock-knock joke?How doyou makeantifreeze?Why did thescarecrowwin anaward?Where areaveragethingsmade?This bouncycastle's twicethe price oflast year.I thoughtaboutgoing on apeanut diet

Dad Joke Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night.
  2. What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
  3. What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
  4. I had a job in a calendar factory
  5. I ate a clock yesterday
  6. have you heard the rumor going around about butter ?
  7. Dad, I'm hungry.
  8. Dad,did you get a haircut?
  9. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
  10. Do you want to hear a joke about paper
  11. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
  12. Whats did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
  13. I'm buying some new furniture for the house.
  14. I knew I shouldn't have had the seafood.
  15. Why can't you have a nose that's 12" long?
  16. Can February March
  17. The rotation of the Earth really makes my day
  18. I used to hate facial hair
  19. Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
  20. How do you make antifreeze?
  21. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
  22. Where are average things made?
  23. This bouncy castle's twice the price of last year.
  24. I thought about going on a peanut diet