Doesn’tvolunteer toserve at Massunless it’s apriest he likesor the bishopSays he praysbut has a 4-volume LOTHthat looks likeit’s never beenusedSays heknows liturgybut is a messwhen he altarservesWants to be apriest but hasno idea what‘Simplicity oflife’ meansCan I turn in myreceipts to bereimbursed?(For PremiumGas or Steak)Thinks heknowseverything “Canonlawsays…”  At an event,Seminariansawkwardlyhuddle together Think PopeFrancis is aheretic but hasnever read anyof hisdocumentsThe one whosays “Why don’twe have morefraternalevents?” butnever shows upGetsscandalizedabout sexualtopics inconversationsHas a runnynose but won'tget up to blowin while he'sin the chapel“Have youwatched thelatest TaylorMarshallvideo?”  “When Ibecome abishop…”   Complainsabout thefood  Gets invited toparish eventsbut nevershows up “Theextraordinaryform is morereverent thanthe NovusOrdo” “Is it optionalor is itmandatory?”  Alwayswants towear acassock Arrives latewhileeveryoneelse waits forhim “Are we freeto go or dowe have tostay?” Procrastinatesand theneverything isan emergency Everyone in thecommunity hasissues… excepthim ThinksVatican IIis the worsething thathappened tothe church Does not goaround to greetpeople…expectseveryone tocome to himKnows morethan theformators orhis ownbishop“Knows” rubricsand the GIRMbut can’tnavigate throughthe RomanMissalSays he wantsto be with thepeople but neverspends time withthemYou can seehis personalhotspot onlate at nightDoesn’tvolunteer toserve at Massunless it’s apriest he likesor the bishopSays he praysbut has a 4-volume LOTHthat looks likeit’s never beenusedSays heknows liturgybut is a messwhen he altarservesWants to be apriest but hasno idea what‘Simplicity oflife’ meansCan I turn in myreceipts to bereimbursed?(For PremiumGas or Steak)Thinks heknowseverything “Canonlawsays…”  At an event,Seminariansawkwardlyhuddle together Think PopeFrancis is aheretic but hasnever read anyof hisdocumentsThe one whosays “Why don’twe have morefraternalevents?” butnever shows upGetsscandalizedabout sexualtopics inconversationsHas a runnynose but won'tget up to blowin while he'sin the chapel“Have youwatched thelatest TaylorMarshallvideo?”  “When Ibecome abishop…”   Complainsabout thefood  Gets invited toparish eventsbut nevershows up “Theextraordinaryform is morereverent thanthe NovusOrdo” “Is it optionalor is itmandatory?”  Alwayswants towear acassock Arrives latewhileeveryoneelse waits forhim “Are we freeto go or dowe have tostay?” Procrastinatesand theneverything isan emergency Everyone in thecommunity hasissues… excepthim ThinksVatican IIis the worsething thathappened tothe church Does not goaround to greetpeople…expectseveryone tocome to himKnows morethan theformators orhis ownbishop“Knows” rubricsand the GIRMbut can’tnavigate throughthe RomanMissalSays he wantsto be with thepeople but neverspends time withthemYou can seehis personalhotspot onlate at night

"Seminarian" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Doesn’t volunteer to serve at Mass unless it’s a priest he likes or the bishop
  2. Says he prays but has a 4-volume LOTH that looks like it’s never been used
  3. Says he knows liturgy but is a mess when he altar serves
  4. Wants to be a priest but has no idea what ‘Simplicity of life’ means
  5. Can I turn in my receipts to be reimbursed? (For Premium Gas or Steak)
  6. Thinks he knows everything
  7. “Canon law says…”
  8. At an event, Seminarians awkwardly huddle together
  9. Think Pope Francis is a heretic but has never read any of his documents
  10. The one who says “Why don’t we have more fraternal events?” but never shows up
  11. Gets scandalized about sexual topics in conversations
  12. Has a runny nose but won't get up to blow in while he's in the chapel
  13. “Have you watched the latest Taylor Marshall video?”
  14. “When I become a bishop…”
  15. Complains about the food
  16. Gets invited to parish events but never shows up
  17. “The extraordinary form is more reverent than the Novus Ordo”
  18. “Is it optional or is it mandatory?”
  19. Always wants to wear a cassock
  20. Arrives late while everyone else waits for him
  21. “Are we free to go or do we have to stay?”
  22. Procrastinates and then everything is an emergency
  23. Everyone in the community has issues… except him
  24. Thinks Vatican II is the worse thing that happened to the church
  25. Does not go around to greet people… expects everyone to come to him
  26. Knows more than the formators or his own bishop
  27. “Knows” rubrics and the GIRM but can’t navigate through the Roman Missal
  28. Says he wants to be with the people but never spends time with them
  29. You can see his personal hotspot on late at night