“Theextraordinaryform is morereverent thanthe NovusOrdo”The one whosays “Why don’twe have morefraternalevents?” butnever shows up “Is it optionalor is itmandatory?”   Complainsabout thefood “Have youwatched thelatest TaylorMarshallvideo?”You can seehis personalhotspot onlate at nightThinksVatican IIis the worsething thathappened tothe church Doesn’tvolunteer toserve at Massunless it’s apriest he likesor the bishopKnows morethan theformators orhis ownbishopGetsscandalizedabout sexualtopics inconversationsThink PopeFrancis is aheretic but hasnever read anyof hisdocuments At an event,Seminariansawkwardlyhuddle together Does not goaround to greetpeople…expectseveryone tocome to him “Are we freeto go or dowe have tostay?”  Alwayswants towear acassock Procrastinatesand theneverything isan emergencyThinks heknowseverything “Canonlawsays…” “Knows” rubricsand the GIRMbut can’tnavigate throughthe RomanMissal Everyone in thecommunity hasissues… excepthim  Gets invited toparish eventsbut nevershows up Says he wantsto be with thepeople but neverspends time withthemArrives latewhileeveryoneelse waits forhimSays he praysbut has a 4-volume LOTHthat looks likeit’s never beenusedWants to be apriest but hasno idea what‘Simplicity oflife’ meansHas a runnynose but won'tget up to blowin while he'sin the chapelCan I turn in myreceipts to bereimbursed?(For PremiumGas or Steak)Says heknows liturgybut is a messwhen he altarserves  “When Ibecome abishop…” “Theextraordinaryform is morereverent thanthe NovusOrdo”The one whosays “Why don’twe have morefraternalevents?” butnever shows up “Is it optionalor is itmandatory?”   Complainsabout thefood “Have youwatched thelatest TaylorMarshallvideo?”You can seehis personalhotspot onlate at nightThinksVatican IIis the worsething thathappened tothe church Doesn’tvolunteer toserve at Massunless it’s apriest he likesor the bishopKnows morethan theformators orhis ownbishopGetsscandalizedabout sexualtopics inconversationsThink PopeFrancis is aheretic but hasnever read anyof hisdocuments At an event,Seminariansawkwardlyhuddle together Does not goaround to greetpeople…expectseveryone tocome to him “Are we freeto go or dowe have tostay?”  Alwayswants towear acassock Procrastinatesand theneverything isan emergencyThinks heknowseverything “Canonlawsays…” “Knows” rubricsand the GIRMbut can’tnavigate throughthe RomanMissal Everyone in thecommunity hasissues… excepthim  Gets invited toparish eventsbut nevershows up Says he wantsto be with thepeople but neverspends time withthemArrives latewhileeveryoneelse waits forhimSays he praysbut has a 4-volume LOTHthat looks likeit’s never beenusedWants to be apriest but hasno idea what‘Simplicity oflife’ meansHas a runnynose but won'tget up to blowin while he'sin the chapelCan I turn in myreceipts to bereimbursed?(For PremiumGas or Steak)Says heknows liturgybut is a messwhen he altarserves  “When Ibecome abishop…” 

"Seminarian" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “The extraordinary form is more reverent than the Novus Ordo”
  2. The one who says “Why don’t we have more fraternal events?” but never shows up
  3. “Is it optional or is it mandatory?”
  4. Complains about the food
  5. “Have you watched the latest Taylor Marshall video?”
  6. You can see his personal hotspot on late at night
  7. Thinks Vatican II is the worse thing that happened to the church
  8. Doesn’t volunteer to serve at Mass unless it’s a priest he likes or the bishop
  9. Knows more than the formators or his own bishop
  10. Gets scandalized about sexual topics in conversations
  11. Think Pope Francis is a heretic but has never read any of his documents
  12. At an event, Seminarians awkwardly huddle together
  13. Does not go around to greet people… expects everyone to come to him
  14. “Are we free to go or do we have to stay?”
  15. Always wants to wear a cassock
  16. Procrastinates and then everything is an emergency
  17. Thinks he knows everything
  18. “Canon law says…”
  19. “Knows” rubrics and the GIRM but can’t navigate through the Roman Missal
  20. Everyone in the community has issues… except him
  21. Gets invited to parish events but never shows up
  22. Says he wants to be with the people but never spends time with them
  23. Arrives late while everyone else waits for him
  24. Says he prays but has a 4-volume LOTH that looks like it’s never been used
  25. Wants to be a priest but has no idea what ‘Simplicity of life’ means
  26. Has a runny nose but won't get up to blow in while he's in the chapel
  27. Can I turn in my receipts to be reimbursed? (For Premium Gas or Steak)
  28. Says he knows liturgy but is a mess when he altar serves
  29. “When I become a bishop…”