Doesn’tvolunteer toserve at Massunless it’s apriest he likesor the bishop “Is it optionalor is itmandatory?” You can seehis personalhotspot onlate at nightKnows morethan theformators orhis ownbishop At an event,Seminariansawkwardlyhuddle together  “Canonlawsays…” The one whosays “Why don’twe have morefraternalevents?” butnever shows upSays he praysbut has a 4-volume LOTHthat looks likeit’s never beenused Gets invited toparish eventsbut nevershows up  “Are we freeto go or dowe have tostay?” Can I turn in myreceipts to bereimbursed?(For PremiumGas or Steak)Think PopeFrancis is aheretic but hasnever read anyof hisdocumentsGetsscandalizedabout sexualtopics inconversationsArrives latewhileeveryoneelse waits forhimSays heknows liturgybut is a messwhen he altarserves“Knows” rubricsand the GIRMbut can’tnavigate throughthe RomanMissalProcrastinatesand theneverything isan emergencyThinks heknowseverything Everyone in thecommunity hasissues… excepthim ThinksVatican IIis the worsething thathappened tothe church Has a runnynose but won'tget up to blowin while he'sin the chapel  “When Ibecome abishop…” “Theextraordinaryform is morereverent thanthe NovusOrdo” Alwayswants towear acassock Says he wantsto be with thepeople but neverspends time withthemDoes not goaround to greetpeople…expectseveryone tocome to him  Complainsabout thefood “Have youwatched thelatest TaylorMarshallvideo?”Wants to be apriest but hasno idea what‘Simplicity oflife’ meansDoesn’tvolunteer toserve at Massunless it’s apriest he likesor the bishop “Is it optionalor is itmandatory?” You can seehis personalhotspot onlate at nightKnows morethan theformators orhis ownbishop At an event,Seminariansawkwardlyhuddle together  “Canonlawsays…” The one whosays “Why don’twe have morefraternalevents?” butnever shows upSays he praysbut has a 4-volume LOTHthat looks likeit’s never beenused Gets invited toparish eventsbut nevershows up  “Are we freeto go or dowe have tostay?” Can I turn in myreceipts to bereimbursed?(For PremiumGas or Steak)Think PopeFrancis is aheretic but hasnever read anyof hisdocumentsGetsscandalizedabout sexualtopics inconversationsArrives latewhileeveryoneelse waits forhimSays heknows liturgybut is a messwhen he altarserves“Knows” rubricsand the GIRMbut can’tnavigate throughthe RomanMissalProcrastinatesand theneverything isan emergencyThinks heknowseverything Everyone in thecommunity hasissues… excepthim ThinksVatican IIis the worsething thathappened tothe church Has a runnynose but won'tget up to blowin while he'sin the chapel  “When Ibecome abishop…” “Theextraordinaryform is morereverent thanthe NovusOrdo” Alwayswants towear acassock Says he wantsto be with thepeople but neverspends time withthemDoes not goaround to greetpeople…expectseveryone tocome to him  Complainsabout thefood “Have youwatched thelatest TaylorMarshallvideo?”Wants to be apriest but hasno idea what‘Simplicity oflife’ means

"Seminarian" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Doesn’t volunteer to serve at Mass unless it’s a priest he likes or the bishop
  2. “Is it optional or is it mandatory?”
  3. You can see his personal hotspot on late at night
  4. Knows more than the formators or his own bishop
  5. At an event, Seminarians awkwardly huddle together
  6. “Canon law says…”
  7. The one who says “Why don’t we have more fraternal events?” but never shows up
  8. Says he prays but has a 4-volume LOTH that looks like it’s never been used
  9. Gets invited to parish events but never shows up
  10. “Are we free to go or do we have to stay?”
  11. Can I turn in my receipts to be reimbursed? (For Premium Gas or Steak)
  12. Think Pope Francis is a heretic but has never read any of his documents
  13. Gets scandalized about sexual topics in conversations
  14. Arrives late while everyone else waits for him
  15. Says he knows liturgy but is a mess when he altar serves
  16. “Knows” rubrics and the GIRM but can’t navigate through the Roman Missal
  17. Procrastinates and then everything is an emergency
  18. Thinks he knows everything
  19. Everyone in the community has issues… except him
  20. Thinks Vatican II is the worse thing that happened to the church
  21. Has a runny nose but won't get up to blow in while he's in the chapel
  22. “When I become a bishop…”
  23. “The extraordinary form is more reverent than the Novus Ordo”
  24. Always wants to wear a cassock
  25. Says he wants to be with the people but never spends time with them
  26. Does not go around to greet people… expects everyone to come to him
  27. Complains about the food
  28. “Have you watched the latest Taylor Marshall video?”
  29. Wants to be a priest but has no idea what ‘Simplicity of life’ means