Everyone in thecommunity hasissues… excepthim “Knows” rubricsand the GIRMbut can’tnavigate throughthe RomanMissal  Complainsabout thefood  Gets invited toparish eventsbut nevershows up Does not goaround to greetpeople…expectseveryone tocome to himThink PopeFrancis is aheretic but hasnever read anyof hisdocumentsSays he wantsto be with thepeople but neverspends time withthem Alwayswants towear acassock Thinks heknowseverythingArrives latewhileeveryoneelse waits forhim  “When Ibecome abishop…”  “Are we freeto go or dowe have tostay?” Says heknows liturgybut is a messwhen he altarserves “Canonlawsays…” Wants to be apriest but hasno idea what‘Simplicity oflife’ meansDoesn’tvolunteer toserve at Massunless it’s apriest he likesor the bishopHas a runnynose but won'tget up to blowin while he'sin the chapel“Have youwatched thelatest TaylorMarshallvideo?”Knows morethan theformators orhis ownbishopProcrastinatesand theneverything isan emergencyGetsscandalizedabout sexualtopics inconversationsYou can seehis personalhotspot onlate at night“Theextraordinaryform is morereverent thanthe NovusOrdo” “Is it optionalor is itmandatory?” The one whosays “Why don’twe have morefraternalevents?” butnever shows up At an event,Seminariansawkwardlyhuddle together Says he praysbut has a 4-volume LOTHthat looks likeit’s never beenusedCan I turn in myreceipts to bereimbursed?(For PremiumGas or Steak)ThinksVatican IIis the worsething thathappened tothe church  Everyone in thecommunity hasissues… excepthim “Knows” rubricsand the GIRMbut can’tnavigate throughthe RomanMissal  Complainsabout thefood  Gets invited toparish eventsbut nevershows up Does not goaround to greetpeople…expectseveryone tocome to himThink PopeFrancis is aheretic but hasnever read anyof hisdocumentsSays he wantsto be with thepeople but neverspends time withthem Alwayswants towear acassock Thinks heknowseverythingArrives latewhileeveryoneelse waits forhim  “When Ibecome abishop…”  “Are we freeto go or dowe have tostay?” Says heknows liturgybut is a messwhen he altarserves “Canonlawsays…” Wants to be apriest but hasno idea what‘Simplicity oflife’ meansDoesn’tvolunteer toserve at Massunless it’s apriest he likesor the bishopHas a runnynose but won'tget up to blowin while he'sin the chapel“Have youwatched thelatest TaylorMarshallvideo?”Knows morethan theformators orhis ownbishopProcrastinatesand theneverything isan emergencyGetsscandalizedabout sexualtopics inconversationsYou can seehis personalhotspot onlate at night“Theextraordinaryform is morereverent thanthe NovusOrdo” “Is it optionalor is itmandatory?” The one whosays “Why don’twe have morefraternalevents?” butnever shows up At an event,Seminariansawkwardlyhuddle together Says he praysbut has a 4-volume LOTHthat looks likeit’s never beenusedCan I turn in myreceipts to bereimbursed?(For PremiumGas or Steak)ThinksVatican IIis the worsething thathappened tothe church 

"Seminarian" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Everyone in the community has issues… except him
  2. “Knows” rubrics and the GIRM but can’t navigate through the Roman Missal
  3. Complains about the food
  4. Gets invited to parish events but never shows up
  5. Does not go around to greet people… expects everyone to come to him
  6. Think Pope Francis is a heretic but has never read any of his documents
  7. Says he wants to be with the people but never spends time with them
  8. Always wants to wear a cassock
  9. Thinks he knows everything
  10. Arrives late while everyone else waits for him
  11. “When I become a bishop…”
  12. “Are we free to go or do we have to stay?”
  13. Says he knows liturgy but is a mess when he altar serves
  14. “Canon law says…”
  15. Wants to be a priest but has no idea what ‘Simplicity of life’ means
  16. Doesn’t volunteer to serve at Mass unless it’s a priest he likes or the bishop
  17. Has a runny nose but won't get up to blow in while he's in the chapel
  18. “Have you watched the latest Taylor Marshall video?”
  19. Knows more than the formators or his own bishop
  20. Procrastinates and then everything is an emergency
  21. Gets scandalized about sexual topics in conversations
  22. You can see his personal hotspot on late at night
  23. “The extraordinary form is more reverent than the Novus Ordo”
  24. “Is it optional or is it mandatory?”
  25. The one who says “Why don’t we have more fraternal events?” but never shows up
  26. At an event, Seminarians awkwardly huddle together
  27. Says he prays but has a 4-volume LOTH that looks like it’s never been used
  28. Can I turn in my receipts to be reimbursed? (For Premium Gas or Steak)
  29. Thinks Vatican II is the worse thing that happened to the church