Procrastinatesand theneverything isan emergency “Is it optionalor is itmandatory?”  At an event,Seminariansawkwardlyhuddle together You can seehis personalhotspot onlate at nightDoes not goaround to greetpeople…expectseveryone tocome to himKnows morethan theformators orhis ownbishopGetsscandalizedabout sexualtopics inconversations Everyone in thecommunity hasissues… excepthim ThinksVatican IIis the worsething thathappened tothe church “Theextraordinaryform is morereverent thanthe NovusOrdo”“Knows” rubricsand the GIRMbut can’tnavigate throughthe RomanMissalArrives latewhileeveryoneelse waits forhim Gets invited toparish eventsbut nevershows up Can I turn in myreceipts to bereimbursed?(For PremiumGas or Steak)The one whosays “Why don’twe have morefraternalevents?” butnever shows up Alwayswants towear acassock  “Canonlawsays…” Says he wantsto be with thepeople but neverspends time withthem  Complainsabout thefood “Have youwatched thelatest TaylorMarshallvideo?”Says he praysbut has a 4-volume LOTHthat looks likeit’s never beenusedThinks heknowseverythingWants to be apriest but hasno idea what‘Simplicity oflife’ meansHas a runnynose but won'tget up to blowin while he'sin the chapel “Are we freeto go or dowe have tostay?” Doesn’tvolunteer toserve at Massunless it’s apriest he likesor the bishopSays heknows liturgybut is a messwhen he altarserves  “When Ibecome abishop…” Think PopeFrancis is aheretic but hasnever read anyof hisdocumentsProcrastinatesand theneverything isan emergency “Is it optionalor is itmandatory?”  At an event,Seminariansawkwardlyhuddle together You can seehis personalhotspot onlate at nightDoes not goaround to greetpeople…expectseveryone tocome to himKnows morethan theformators orhis ownbishopGetsscandalizedabout sexualtopics inconversations Everyone in thecommunity hasissues… excepthim ThinksVatican IIis the worsething thathappened tothe church “Theextraordinaryform is morereverent thanthe NovusOrdo”“Knows” rubricsand the GIRMbut can’tnavigate throughthe RomanMissalArrives latewhileeveryoneelse waits forhim Gets invited toparish eventsbut nevershows up Can I turn in myreceipts to bereimbursed?(For PremiumGas or Steak)The one whosays “Why don’twe have morefraternalevents?” butnever shows up Alwayswants towear acassock  “Canonlawsays…” Says he wantsto be with thepeople but neverspends time withthem  Complainsabout thefood “Have youwatched thelatest TaylorMarshallvideo?”Says he praysbut has a 4-volume LOTHthat looks likeit’s never beenusedThinks heknowseverythingWants to be apriest but hasno idea what‘Simplicity oflife’ meansHas a runnynose but won'tget up to blowin while he'sin the chapel “Are we freeto go or dowe have tostay?” Doesn’tvolunteer toserve at Massunless it’s apriest he likesor the bishopSays heknows liturgybut is a messwhen he altarserves  “When Ibecome abishop…” Think PopeFrancis is aheretic but hasnever read anyof hisdocuments

"Seminarian" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Procrastinates and then everything is an emergency
  2. “Is it optional or is it mandatory?”
  3. At an event, Seminarians awkwardly huddle together
  4. You can see his personal hotspot on late at night
  5. Does not go around to greet people… expects everyone to come to him
  6. Knows more than the formators or his own bishop
  7. Gets scandalized about sexual topics in conversations
  8. Everyone in the community has issues… except him
  9. Thinks Vatican II is the worse thing that happened to the church
  10. “The extraordinary form is more reverent than the Novus Ordo”
  11. “Knows” rubrics and the GIRM but can’t navigate through the Roman Missal
  12. Arrives late while everyone else waits for him
  13. Gets invited to parish events but never shows up
  14. Can I turn in my receipts to be reimbursed? (For Premium Gas or Steak)
  15. The one who says “Why don’t we have more fraternal events?” but never shows up
  16. Always wants to wear a cassock
  17. “Canon law says…”
  18. Says he wants to be with the people but never spends time with them
  19. Complains about the food
  20. “Have you watched the latest Taylor Marshall video?”
  21. Says he prays but has a 4-volume LOTH that looks like it’s never been used
  22. Thinks he knows everything
  23. Wants to be a priest but has no idea what ‘Simplicity of life’ means
  24. Has a runny nose but won't get up to blow in while he's in the chapel
  25. “Are we free to go or do we have to stay?”
  26. Doesn’t volunteer to serve at Mass unless it’s a priest he likes or the bishop
  27. Says he knows liturgy but is a mess when he altar serves
  28. “When I become a bishop…”
  29. Think Pope Francis is a heretic but has never read any of his documents