“Canonlawsays…” Says he wantsto be with thepeople but neverspends time withthem Alwayswants towear acassock Procrastinatesand theneverything isan emergency  Complainsabout thefood  At an event,Seminariansawkwardlyhuddle together  “Are we freeto go or dowe have tostay?”  Gets invited toparish eventsbut nevershows up Doesn’tvolunteer toserve at Massunless it’s apriest he likesor the bishop “Is it optionalor is itmandatory?” Says he praysbut has a 4-volume LOTHthat looks likeit’s never beenusedThinks heknowseverythingThink PopeFrancis is aheretic but hasnever read anyof hisdocumentsWants to be apriest but hasno idea what‘Simplicity oflife’ meansDoes not goaround to greetpeople…expectseveryone tocome to himYou can seehis personalhotspot onlate at nightSays heknows liturgybut is a messwhen he altarservesKnows morethan theformators orhis ownbishopThinksVatican IIis the worsething thathappened tothe church “Have youwatched thelatest TaylorMarshallvideo?”Has a runnynose but won'tget up to blowin while he'sin the chapel  “When Ibecome abishop…” “Theextraordinaryform is morereverent thanthe NovusOrdo”The one whosays “Why don’twe have morefraternalevents?” butnever shows upArrives latewhileeveryoneelse waits forhim Everyone in thecommunity hasissues… excepthim “Knows” rubricsand the GIRMbut can’tnavigate throughthe RomanMissalCan I turn in myreceipts to bereimbursed?(For PremiumGas or Steak)Getsscandalizedabout sexualtopics inconversations “Canonlawsays…” Says he wantsto be with thepeople but neverspends time withthem Alwayswants towear acassock Procrastinatesand theneverything isan emergency  Complainsabout thefood  At an event,Seminariansawkwardlyhuddle together  “Are we freeto go or dowe have tostay?”  Gets invited toparish eventsbut nevershows up Doesn’tvolunteer toserve at Massunless it’s apriest he likesor the bishop “Is it optionalor is itmandatory?” Says he praysbut has a 4-volume LOTHthat looks likeit’s never beenusedThinks heknowseverythingThink PopeFrancis is aheretic but hasnever read anyof hisdocumentsWants to be apriest but hasno idea what‘Simplicity oflife’ meansDoes not goaround to greetpeople…expectseveryone tocome to himYou can seehis personalhotspot onlate at nightSays heknows liturgybut is a messwhen he altarservesKnows morethan theformators orhis ownbishopThinksVatican IIis the worsething thathappened tothe church “Have youwatched thelatest TaylorMarshallvideo?”Has a runnynose but won'tget up to blowin while he'sin the chapel  “When Ibecome abishop…” “Theextraordinaryform is morereverent thanthe NovusOrdo”The one whosays “Why don’twe have morefraternalevents?” butnever shows upArrives latewhileeveryoneelse waits forhim Everyone in thecommunity hasissues… excepthim “Knows” rubricsand the GIRMbut can’tnavigate throughthe RomanMissalCan I turn in myreceipts to bereimbursed?(For PremiumGas or Steak)Getsscandalizedabout sexualtopics inconversations

"Seminarian" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “Canon law says…”
  2. Says he wants to be with the people but never spends time with them
  3. Always wants to wear a cassock
  4. Procrastinates and then everything is an emergency
  5. Complains about the food
  6. At an event, Seminarians awkwardly huddle together
  7. “Are we free to go or do we have to stay?”
  8. Gets invited to parish events but never shows up
  9. Doesn’t volunteer to serve at Mass unless it’s a priest he likes or the bishop
  10. “Is it optional or is it mandatory?”
  11. Says he prays but has a 4-volume LOTH that looks like it’s never been used
  12. Thinks he knows everything
  13. Think Pope Francis is a heretic but has never read any of his documents
  14. Wants to be a priest but has no idea what ‘Simplicity of life’ means
  15. Does not go around to greet people… expects everyone to come to him
  16. You can see his personal hotspot on late at night
  17. Says he knows liturgy but is a mess when he altar serves
  18. Knows more than the formators or his own bishop
  19. Thinks Vatican II is the worse thing that happened to the church
  20. “Have you watched the latest Taylor Marshall video?”
  21. Has a runny nose but won't get up to blow in while he's in the chapel
  22. “When I become a bishop…”
  23. “The extraordinary form is more reverent than the Novus Ordo”
  24. The one who says “Why don’t we have more fraternal events?” but never shows up
  25. Arrives late while everyone else waits for him
  26. Everyone in the community has issues… except him
  27. “Knows” rubrics and the GIRM but can’t navigate through the Roman Missal
  28. Can I turn in my receipts to be reimbursed? (For Premium Gas or Steak)
  29. Gets scandalized about sexual topics in conversations