Getsscandalizedabout sexualtopics inconversationsThinks heknowseverythingSays heknows liturgybut is a messwhen he altarservesThinksVatican IIis the worsething thathappened tothe church Think PopeFrancis is aheretic but hasnever read anyof hisdocumentsYou can seehis personalhotspot onlate at night  “When Ibecome abishop…” Wants to be apriest but hasno idea what‘Simplicity oflife’ meansDoesn’tvolunteer toserve at Massunless it’s apriest he likesor the bishop “Canonlawsays…” Arrives latewhileeveryoneelse waits forhimThe one whosays “Why don’twe have morefraternalevents?” butnever shows up Everyone in thecommunity hasissues… excepthim  Gets invited toparish eventsbut nevershows up “Have youwatched thelatest TaylorMarshallvideo?”Says he praysbut has a 4-volume LOTHthat looks likeit’s never beenusedProcrastinatesand theneverything isan emergency “Is it optionalor is itmandatory?” “Theextraordinaryform is morereverent thanthe NovusOrdo” Alwayswants towear acassock Can I turn in myreceipts to bereimbursed?(For PremiumGas or Steak) At an event,Seminariansawkwardlyhuddle together Has a runnynose but won'tget up to blowin while he'sin the chapel “Are we freeto go or dowe have tostay?” Says he wantsto be with thepeople but neverspends time withthemDoes not goaround to greetpeople…expectseveryone tocome to himKnows morethan theformators orhis ownbishop  Complainsabout thefood “Knows” rubricsand the GIRMbut can’tnavigate throughthe RomanMissalGetsscandalizedabout sexualtopics inconversationsThinks heknowseverythingSays heknows liturgybut is a messwhen he altarservesThinksVatican IIis the worsething thathappened tothe church Think PopeFrancis is aheretic but hasnever read anyof hisdocumentsYou can seehis personalhotspot onlate at night  “When Ibecome abishop…” Wants to be apriest but hasno idea what‘Simplicity oflife’ meansDoesn’tvolunteer toserve at Massunless it’s apriest he likesor the bishop “Canonlawsays…” Arrives latewhileeveryoneelse waits forhimThe one whosays “Why don’twe have morefraternalevents?” butnever shows up Everyone in thecommunity hasissues… excepthim  Gets invited toparish eventsbut nevershows up “Have youwatched thelatest TaylorMarshallvideo?”Says he praysbut has a 4-volume LOTHthat looks likeit’s never beenusedProcrastinatesand theneverything isan emergency “Is it optionalor is itmandatory?” “Theextraordinaryform is morereverent thanthe NovusOrdo” Alwayswants towear acassock Can I turn in myreceipts to bereimbursed?(For PremiumGas or Steak) At an event,Seminariansawkwardlyhuddle together Has a runnynose but won'tget up to blowin while he'sin the chapel “Are we freeto go or dowe have tostay?” Says he wantsto be with thepeople but neverspends time withthemDoes not goaround to greetpeople…expectseveryone tocome to himKnows morethan theformators orhis ownbishop  Complainsabout thefood “Knows” rubricsand the GIRMbut can’tnavigate throughthe RomanMissal

"Seminarian" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Gets scandalized about sexual topics in conversations
  2. Thinks he knows everything
  3. Says he knows liturgy but is a mess when he altar serves
  4. Thinks Vatican II is the worse thing that happened to the church
  5. Think Pope Francis is a heretic but has never read any of his documents
  6. You can see his personal hotspot on late at night
  7. “When I become a bishop…”
  8. Wants to be a priest but has no idea what ‘Simplicity of life’ means
  9. Doesn’t volunteer to serve at Mass unless it’s a priest he likes or the bishop
  10. “Canon law says…”
  11. Arrives late while everyone else waits for him
  12. The one who says “Why don’t we have more fraternal events?” but never shows up
  13. Everyone in the community has issues… except him
  14. Gets invited to parish events but never shows up
  15. “Have you watched the latest Taylor Marshall video?”
  16. Says he prays but has a 4-volume LOTH that looks like it’s never been used
  17. Procrastinates and then everything is an emergency
  18. “Is it optional or is it mandatory?”
  19. “The extraordinary form is more reverent than the Novus Ordo”
  20. Always wants to wear a cassock
  21. Can I turn in my receipts to be reimbursed? (For Premium Gas or Steak)
  22. At an event, Seminarians awkwardly huddle together
  23. Has a runny nose but won't get up to blow in while he's in the chapel
  24. “Are we free to go or do we have to stay?”
  25. Says he wants to be with the people but never spends time with them
  26. Does not go around to greet people… expects everyone to come to him
  27. Knows more than the formators or his own bishop
  28. Complains about the food
  29. “Knows” rubrics and the GIRM but can’t navigate through the Roman Missal