Gets invited toparish eventsbut nevershows up   Complainsabout thefood  “Is it optionalor is itmandatory?” “Have youwatched thelatest TaylorMarshallvideo?” At an event,Seminariansawkwardlyhuddle together You can seehis personalhotspot onlate at night“Knows” rubricsand the GIRMbut can’tnavigate throughthe RomanMissalProcrastinatesand theneverything isan emergencyWants to be apriest but hasno idea what‘Simplicity oflife’ meansDoesn’tvolunteer toserve at Massunless it’s apriest he likesor the bishopThinksVatican IIis the worsething thathappened tothe church Says he praysbut has a 4-volume LOTHthat looks likeit’s never beenused“Theextraordinaryform is morereverent thanthe NovusOrdo”The one whosays “Why don’twe have morefraternalevents?” butnever shows upThink PopeFrancis is aheretic but hasnever read anyof hisdocumentsSays heknows liturgybut is a messwhen he altarserves “Canonlawsays…” Has a runnynose but won'tget up to blowin while he'sin the chapel Alwayswants towear acassock Does not goaround to greetpeople…expectseveryone tocome to him  “When Ibecome abishop…” Knows morethan theformators orhis ownbishop Everyone in thecommunity hasissues… excepthim  “Are we freeto go or dowe have tostay?” Says he wantsto be with thepeople but neverspends time withthemThinks heknowseverythingArrives latewhileeveryoneelse waits forhimGetsscandalizedabout sexualtopics inconversationsCan I turn in myreceipts to bereimbursed?(For PremiumGas or Steak) Gets invited toparish eventsbut nevershows up   Complainsabout thefood  “Is it optionalor is itmandatory?” “Have youwatched thelatest TaylorMarshallvideo?” At an event,Seminariansawkwardlyhuddle together You can seehis personalhotspot onlate at night“Knows” rubricsand the GIRMbut can’tnavigate throughthe RomanMissalProcrastinatesand theneverything isan emergencyWants to be apriest but hasno idea what‘Simplicity oflife’ meansDoesn’tvolunteer toserve at Massunless it’s apriest he likesor the bishopThinksVatican IIis the worsething thathappened tothe church Says he praysbut has a 4-volume LOTHthat looks likeit’s never beenused“Theextraordinaryform is morereverent thanthe NovusOrdo”The one whosays “Why don’twe have morefraternalevents?” butnever shows upThink PopeFrancis is aheretic but hasnever read anyof hisdocumentsSays heknows liturgybut is a messwhen he altarserves “Canonlawsays…” Has a runnynose but won'tget up to blowin while he'sin the chapel Alwayswants towear acassock Does not goaround to greetpeople…expectseveryone tocome to him  “When Ibecome abishop…” Knows morethan theformators orhis ownbishop Everyone in thecommunity hasissues… excepthim  “Are we freeto go or dowe have tostay?” Says he wantsto be with thepeople but neverspends time withthemThinks heknowseverythingArrives latewhileeveryoneelse waits forhimGetsscandalizedabout sexualtopics inconversationsCan I turn in myreceipts to bereimbursed?(For PremiumGas or Steak)

"Seminarian" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Gets invited to parish events but never shows up
  2. Complains about the food
  3. “Is it optional or is it mandatory?”
  4. “Have you watched the latest Taylor Marshall video?”
  5. At an event, Seminarians awkwardly huddle together
  6. You can see his personal hotspot on late at night
  7. “Knows” rubrics and the GIRM but can’t navigate through the Roman Missal
  8. Procrastinates and then everything is an emergency
  9. Wants to be a priest but has no idea what ‘Simplicity of life’ means
  10. Doesn’t volunteer to serve at Mass unless it’s a priest he likes or the bishop
  11. Thinks Vatican II is the worse thing that happened to the church
  12. Says he prays but has a 4-volume LOTH that looks like it’s never been used
  13. “The extraordinary form is more reverent than the Novus Ordo”
  14. The one who says “Why don’t we have more fraternal events?” but never shows up
  15. Think Pope Francis is a heretic but has never read any of his documents
  16. Says he knows liturgy but is a mess when he altar serves
  17. “Canon law says…”
  18. Has a runny nose but won't get up to blow in while he's in the chapel
  19. Always wants to wear a cassock
  20. Does not go around to greet people… expects everyone to come to him
  21. “When I become a bishop…”
  22. Knows more than the formators or his own bishop
  23. Everyone in the community has issues… except him
  24. “Are we free to go or do we have to stay?”
  25. Says he wants to be with the people but never spends time with them
  26. Thinks he knows everything
  27. Arrives late while everyone else waits for him
  28. Gets scandalized about sexual topics in conversations
  29. Can I turn in my receipts to be reimbursed? (For Premium Gas or Steak)