Procrastinatesand theneverything isan emergencyArrives latewhileeveryoneelse waits forhimSays heknows liturgybut is a messwhen he altarserves “Are we freeto go or dowe have tostay?” Says he wantsto be with thepeople but neverspends time withthem“Theextraordinaryform is morereverent thanthe NovusOrdo” Alwayswants towear acassock The one whosays “Why don’twe have morefraternalevents?” butnever shows up Everyone in thecommunity hasissues… excepthim   “When Ibecome abishop…” Think PopeFrancis is aheretic but hasnever read anyof hisdocumentsYou can seehis personalhotspot onlate at nightSays he praysbut has a 4-volume LOTHthat looks likeit’s never beenusedKnows morethan theformators orhis ownbishopCan I turn in myreceipts to bereimbursed?(For PremiumGas or Steak)ThinksVatican IIis the worsething thathappened tothe church Does not goaround to greetpeople…expectseveryone tocome to him“Knows” rubricsand the GIRMbut can’tnavigate throughthe RomanMissal At an event,Seminariansawkwardlyhuddle together “Have youwatched thelatest TaylorMarshallvideo?”  Complainsabout thefood Wants to be apriest but hasno idea what‘Simplicity oflife’ meansDoesn’tvolunteer toserve at Massunless it’s apriest he likesor the bishopGetsscandalizedabout sexualtopics inconversations Gets invited toparish eventsbut nevershows up  “Is it optionalor is itmandatory?”  “Canonlawsays…” Thinks heknowseverythingHas a runnynose but won'tget up to blowin while he'sin the chapelProcrastinatesand theneverything isan emergencyArrives latewhileeveryoneelse waits forhimSays heknows liturgybut is a messwhen he altarserves “Are we freeto go or dowe have tostay?” Says he wantsto be with thepeople but neverspends time withthem“Theextraordinaryform is morereverent thanthe NovusOrdo” Alwayswants towear acassock The one whosays “Why don’twe have morefraternalevents?” butnever shows up Everyone in thecommunity hasissues… excepthim   “When Ibecome abishop…” Think PopeFrancis is aheretic but hasnever read anyof hisdocumentsYou can seehis personalhotspot onlate at nightSays he praysbut has a 4-volume LOTHthat looks likeit’s never beenusedKnows morethan theformators orhis ownbishopCan I turn in myreceipts to bereimbursed?(For PremiumGas or Steak)ThinksVatican IIis the worsething thathappened tothe church Does not goaround to greetpeople…expectseveryone tocome to him“Knows” rubricsand the GIRMbut can’tnavigate throughthe RomanMissal At an event,Seminariansawkwardlyhuddle together “Have youwatched thelatest TaylorMarshallvideo?”  Complainsabout thefood Wants to be apriest but hasno idea what‘Simplicity oflife’ meansDoesn’tvolunteer toserve at Massunless it’s apriest he likesor the bishopGetsscandalizedabout sexualtopics inconversations Gets invited toparish eventsbut nevershows up  “Is it optionalor is itmandatory?”  “Canonlawsays…” Thinks heknowseverythingHas a runnynose but won'tget up to blowin while he'sin the chapel

"Seminarian" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Procrastinates and then everything is an emergency
  2. Arrives late while everyone else waits for him
  3. Says he knows liturgy but is a mess when he altar serves
  4. “Are we free to go or do we have to stay?”
  5. Says he wants to be with the people but never spends time with them
  6. “The extraordinary form is more reverent than the Novus Ordo”
  7. Always wants to wear a cassock
  8. The one who says “Why don’t we have more fraternal events?” but never shows up
  9. Everyone in the community has issues… except him
  10. “When I become a bishop…”
  11. Think Pope Francis is a heretic but has never read any of his documents
  12. You can see his personal hotspot on late at night
  13. Says he prays but has a 4-volume LOTH that looks like it’s never been used
  14. Knows more than the formators or his own bishop
  15. Can I turn in my receipts to be reimbursed? (For Premium Gas or Steak)
  16. Thinks Vatican II is the worse thing that happened to the church
  17. Does not go around to greet people… expects everyone to come to him
  18. “Knows” rubrics and the GIRM but can’t navigate through the Roman Missal
  19. At an event, Seminarians awkwardly huddle together
  20. “Have you watched the latest Taylor Marshall video?”
  21. Complains about the food
  22. Wants to be a priest but has no idea what ‘Simplicity of life’ means
  23. Doesn’t volunteer to serve at Mass unless it’s a priest he likes or the bishop
  24. Gets scandalized about sexual topics in conversations
  25. Gets invited to parish events but never shows up
  26. “Is it optional or is it mandatory?”
  27. “Canon law says…”
  28. Thinks he knows everything
  29. Has a runny nose but won't get up to blow in while he's in the chapel