At an event,Seminariansawkwardlyhuddle together ThinksVatican IIis the worsething thathappened tothe church Knows morethan theformators orhis ownbishopSays heknows liturgybut is a messwhen he altarservesHas a runnynose but won'tget up to blowin while he'sin the chapel“Knows” rubricsand the GIRMbut can’tnavigate throughthe RomanMissalProcrastinatesand theneverything isan emergency Everyone in thecommunity hasissues… excepthim Thinks heknowseverythingDoesn’tvolunteer toserve at Massunless it’s apriest he likesor the bishop  “When Ibecome abishop…” “Have youwatched thelatest TaylorMarshallvideo?”Does not goaround to greetpeople…expectseveryone tocome to himCan I turn in myreceipts to bereimbursed?(For PremiumGas or Steak) Gets invited toparish eventsbut nevershows up  “Is it optionalor is itmandatory?”  “Are we freeto go or dowe have tostay?” Getsscandalizedabout sexualtopics inconversations Alwayswants towear acassock The one whosays “Why don’twe have morefraternalevents?” butnever shows upYou can seehis personalhotspot onlate at nightThink PopeFrancis is aheretic but hasnever read anyof hisdocumentsWants to be apriest but hasno idea what‘Simplicity oflife’ meansSays he wantsto be with thepeople but neverspends time withthem“Theextraordinaryform is morereverent thanthe NovusOrdo”Says he praysbut has a 4-volume LOTHthat looks likeit’s never beenusedArrives latewhileeveryoneelse waits forhim  Complainsabout thefood  “Canonlawsays…”  At an event,Seminariansawkwardlyhuddle together ThinksVatican IIis the worsething thathappened tothe church Knows morethan theformators orhis ownbishopSays heknows liturgybut is a messwhen he altarservesHas a runnynose but won'tget up to blowin while he'sin the chapel“Knows” rubricsand the GIRMbut can’tnavigate throughthe RomanMissalProcrastinatesand theneverything isan emergency Everyone in thecommunity hasissues… excepthim Thinks heknowseverythingDoesn’tvolunteer toserve at Massunless it’s apriest he likesor the bishop  “When Ibecome abishop…” “Have youwatched thelatest TaylorMarshallvideo?”Does not goaround to greetpeople…expectseveryone tocome to himCan I turn in myreceipts to bereimbursed?(For PremiumGas or Steak) Gets invited toparish eventsbut nevershows up  “Is it optionalor is itmandatory?”  “Are we freeto go or dowe have tostay?” Getsscandalizedabout sexualtopics inconversations Alwayswants towear acassock The one whosays “Why don’twe have morefraternalevents?” butnever shows upYou can seehis personalhotspot onlate at nightThink PopeFrancis is aheretic but hasnever read anyof hisdocumentsWants to be apriest but hasno idea what‘Simplicity oflife’ meansSays he wantsto be with thepeople but neverspends time withthem“Theextraordinaryform is morereverent thanthe NovusOrdo”Says he praysbut has a 4-volume LOTHthat looks likeit’s never beenusedArrives latewhileeveryoneelse waits forhim  Complainsabout thefood  “Canonlawsays…” 

"Seminarian" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. At an event, Seminarians awkwardly huddle together
  2. Thinks Vatican II is the worse thing that happened to the church
  3. Knows more than the formators or his own bishop
  4. Says he knows liturgy but is a mess when he altar serves
  5. Has a runny nose but won't get up to blow in while he's in the chapel
  6. “Knows” rubrics and the GIRM but can’t navigate through the Roman Missal
  7. Procrastinates and then everything is an emergency
  8. Everyone in the community has issues… except him
  9. Thinks he knows everything
  10. Doesn’t volunteer to serve at Mass unless it’s a priest he likes or the bishop
  11. “When I become a bishop…”
  12. “Have you watched the latest Taylor Marshall video?”
  13. Does not go around to greet people… expects everyone to come to him
  14. Can I turn in my receipts to be reimbursed? (For Premium Gas or Steak)
  15. Gets invited to parish events but never shows up
  16. “Is it optional or is it mandatory?”
  17. “Are we free to go or do we have to stay?”
  18. Gets scandalized about sexual topics in conversations
  19. Always wants to wear a cassock
  20. The one who says “Why don’t we have more fraternal events?” but never shows up
  21. You can see his personal hotspot on late at night
  22. Think Pope Francis is a heretic but has never read any of his documents
  23. Wants to be a priest but has no idea what ‘Simplicity of life’ means
  24. Says he wants to be with the people but never spends time with them
  25. “The extraordinary form is more reverent than the Novus Ordo”
  26. Says he prays but has a 4-volume LOTH that looks like it’s never been used
  27. Arrives late while everyone else waits for him
  28. Complains about the food
  29. “Canon law says…”