Complainsabout thefood Wants to be apriest but hasno idea what‘Simplicity oflife’ meansThinksVatican IIis the worsething thathappened tothe church Says he wantsto be with thepeople but neverspends time withthemThe one whosays “Why don’twe have morefraternalevents?” butnever shows up“Theextraordinaryform is morereverent thanthe NovusOrdo”Has a runnynose but won'tget up to blowin while he'sin the chapelArrives latewhileeveryoneelse waits forhimKnows morethan theformators orhis ownbishopYou can seehis personalhotspot onlate at nightSays heknows liturgybut is a messwhen he altarservesGetsscandalizedabout sexualtopics inconversationsCan I turn in myreceipts to bereimbursed?(For PremiumGas or Steak)Doesn’tvolunteer toserve at Massunless it’s apriest he likesor the bishop“Have youwatched thelatest TaylorMarshallvideo?”Says he praysbut has a 4-volume LOTHthat looks likeit’s never beenused  “When Ibecome abishop…” Think PopeFrancis is aheretic but hasnever read anyof hisdocuments“Knows” rubricsand the GIRMbut can’tnavigate throughthe RomanMissal Everyone in thecommunity hasissues… excepthim  “Canonlawsays…”  “Is it optionalor is itmandatory?” Does not goaround to greetpeople…expectseveryone tocome to himProcrastinatesand theneverything isan emergencyThinks heknowseverything Alwayswants towear acassock  At an event,Seminariansawkwardlyhuddle together  “Are we freeto go or dowe have tostay?”  Gets invited toparish eventsbut nevershows up   Complainsabout thefood Wants to be apriest but hasno idea what‘Simplicity oflife’ meansThinksVatican IIis the worsething thathappened tothe church Says he wantsto be with thepeople but neverspends time withthemThe one whosays “Why don’twe have morefraternalevents?” butnever shows up“Theextraordinaryform is morereverent thanthe NovusOrdo”Has a runnynose but won'tget up to blowin while he'sin the chapelArrives latewhileeveryoneelse waits forhimKnows morethan theformators orhis ownbishopYou can seehis personalhotspot onlate at nightSays heknows liturgybut is a messwhen he altarservesGetsscandalizedabout sexualtopics inconversationsCan I turn in myreceipts to bereimbursed?(For PremiumGas or Steak)Doesn’tvolunteer toserve at Massunless it’s apriest he likesor the bishop“Have youwatched thelatest TaylorMarshallvideo?”Says he praysbut has a 4-volume LOTHthat looks likeit’s never beenused  “When Ibecome abishop…” Think PopeFrancis is aheretic but hasnever read anyof hisdocuments“Knows” rubricsand the GIRMbut can’tnavigate throughthe RomanMissal Everyone in thecommunity hasissues… excepthim  “Canonlawsays…”  “Is it optionalor is itmandatory?” Does not goaround to greetpeople…expectseveryone tocome to himProcrastinatesand theneverything isan emergencyThinks heknowseverything Alwayswants towear acassock  At an event,Seminariansawkwardlyhuddle together  “Are we freeto go or dowe have tostay?”  Gets invited toparish eventsbut nevershows up 

"Seminarian" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Complains about the food
  2. Wants to be a priest but has no idea what ‘Simplicity of life’ means
  3. Thinks Vatican II is the worse thing that happened to the church
  4. Says he wants to be with the people but never spends time with them
  5. The one who says “Why don’t we have more fraternal events?” but never shows up
  6. “The extraordinary form is more reverent than the Novus Ordo”
  7. Has a runny nose but won't get up to blow in while he's in the chapel
  8. Arrives late while everyone else waits for him
  9. Knows more than the formators or his own bishop
  10. You can see his personal hotspot on late at night
  11. Says he knows liturgy but is a mess when he altar serves
  12. Gets scandalized about sexual topics in conversations
  13. Can I turn in my receipts to be reimbursed? (For Premium Gas or Steak)
  14. Doesn’t volunteer to serve at Mass unless it’s a priest he likes or the bishop
  15. “Have you watched the latest Taylor Marshall video?”
  16. Says he prays but has a 4-volume LOTH that looks like it’s never been used
  17. “When I become a bishop…”
  18. Think Pope Francis is a heretic but has never read any of his documents
  19. “Knows” rubrics and the GIRM but can’t navigate through the Roman Missal
  20. Everyone in the community has issues… except him
  21. “Canon law says…”
  22. “Is it optional or is it mandatory?”
  23. Does not go around to greet people… expects everyone to come to him
  24. Procrastinates and then everything is an emergency
  25. Thinks he knows everything
  26. Always wants to wear a cassock
  27. At an event, Seminarians awkwardly huddle together
  28. “Are we free to go or do we have to stay?”
  29. Gets invited to parish events but never shows up