Everyone in thecommunity hasissues… excepthim  “Is it optionalor is itmandatory?”  “Are we freeto go or dowe have tostay?” “Have youwatched thelatest TaylorMarshallvideo?”Says he praysbut has a 4-volume LOTHthat looks likeit’s never beenusedSays heknows liturgybut is a messwhen he altarserves  “When Ibecome abishop…” Does not goaround to greetpeople…expectseveryone tocome to himYou can seehis personalhotspot onlate at nightThink PopeFrancis is aheretic but hasnever read anyof hisdocuments “Canonlawsays…” Procrastinatesand theneverything isan emergencyGetsscandalizedabout sexualtopics inconversationsArrives latewhileeveryoneelse waits forhim Gets invited toparish eventsbut nevershows up Says he wantsto be with thepeople but neverspends time withthem“Knows” rubricsand the GIRMbut can’tnavigate throughthe RomanMissalCan I turn in myreceipts to bereimbursed?(For PremiumGas or Steak)“Theextraordinaryform is morereverent thanthe NovusOrdo”Knows morethan theformators orhis ownbishop Alwayswants towear acassock Doesn’tvolunteer toserve at Massunless it’s apriest he likesor the bishopWants to be apriest but hasno idea what‘Simplicity oflife’ meansThe one whosays “Why don’twe have morefraternalevents?” butnever shows upThinksVatican IIis the worsething thathappened tothe church Thinks heknowseverything  Complainsabout thefood  At an event,Seminariansawkwardlyhuddle together Has a runnynose but won'tget up to blowin while he'sin the chapel Everyone in thecommunity hasissues… excepthim  “Is it optionalor is itmandatory?”  “Are we freeto go or dowe have tostay?” “Have youwatched thelatest TaylorMarshallvideo?”Says he praysbut has a 4-volume LOTHthat looks likeit’s never beenusedSays heknows liturgybut is a messwhen he altarserves  “When Ibecome abishop…” Does not goaround to greetpeople…expectseveryone tocome to himYou can seehis personalhotspot onlate at nightThink PopeFrancis is aheretic but hasnever read anyof hisdocuments “Canonlawsays…” Procrastinatesand theneverything isan emergencyGetsscandalizedabout sexualtopics inconversationsArrives latewhileeveryoneelse waits forhim Gets invited toparish eventsbut nevershows up Says he wantsto be with thepeople but neverspends time withthem“Knows” rubricsand the GIRMbut can’tnavigate throughthe RomanMissalCan I turn in myreceipts to bereimbursed?(For PremiumGas or Steak)“Theextraordinaryform is morereverent thanthe NovusOrdo”Knows morethan theformators orhis ownbishop Alwayswants towear acassock Doesn’tvolunteer toserve at Massunless it’s apriest he likesor the bishopWants to be apriest but hasno idea what‘Simplicity oflife’ meansThe one whosays “Why don’twe have morefraternalevents?” butnever shows upThinksVatican IIis the worsething thathappened tothe church Thinks heknowseverything  Complainsabout thefood  At an event,Seminariansawkwardlyhuddle together Has a runnynose but won'tget up to blowin while he'sin the chapel

"Seminarian" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Everyone in the community has issues… except him
  2. “Is it optional or is it mandatory?”
  3. “Are we free to go or do we have to stay?”
  4. “Have you watched the latest Taylor Marshall video?”
  5. Says he prays but has a 4-volume LOTH that looks like it’s never been used
  6. Says he knows liturgy but is a mess when he altar serves
  7. “When I become a bishop…”
  8. Does not go around to greet people… expects everyone to come to him
  9. You can see his personal hotspot on late at night
  10. Think Pope Francis is a heretic but has never read any of his documents
  11. “Canon law says…”
  12. Procrastinates and then everything is an emergency
  13. Gets scandalized about sexual topics in conversations
  14. Arrives late while everyone else waits for him
  15. Gets invited to parish events but never shows up
  16. Says he wants to be with the people but never spends time with them
  17. “Knows” rubrics and the GIRM but can’t navigate through the Roman Missal
  18. Can I turn in my receipts to be reimbursed? (For Premium Gas or Steak)
  19. “The extraordinary form is more reverent than the Novus Ordo”
  20. Knows more than the formators or his own bishop
  21. Always wants to wear a cassock
  22. Doesn’t volunteer to serve at Mass unless it’s a priest he likes or the bishop
  23. Wants to be a priest but has no idea what ‘Simplicity of life’ means
  24. The one who says “Why don’t we have more fraternal events?” but never shows up
  25. Thinks Vatican II is the worse thing that happened to the church
  26. Thinks he knows everything
  27. Complains about the food
  28. At an event, Seminarians awkwardly huddle together
  29. Has a runny nose but won't get up to blow in while he's in the chapel