You can seehis personalhotspot onlate at night Alwayswants towear acassock Getsscandalizedabout sexualtopics inconversationsArrives latewhileeveryoneelse waits forhimWants to be apriest but hasno idea what‘Simplicity oflife’ meansProcrastinatesand theneverything isan emergency Gets invited toparish eventsbut nevershows up Has a runnynose but won'tget up to blowin while he'sin the chapel  Complainsabout thefood Says he wantsto be with thepeople but neverspends time withthem “Are we freeto go or dowe have tostay?” “Have youwatched thelatest TaylorMarshallvideo?”Doesn’tvolunteer toserve at Massunless it’s apriest he likesor the bishopThinksVatican IIis the worsething thathappened tothe church “Theextraordinaryform is morereverent thanthe NovusOrdo”“Knows” rubricsand the GIRMbut can’tnavigate throughthe RomanMissalThe one whosays “Why don’twe have morefraternalevents?” butnever shows upDoes not goaround to greetpeople…expectseveryone tocome to him “Is it optionalor is itmandatory?” Says he praysbut has a 4-volume LOTHthat looks likeit’s never beenused At an event,Seminariansawkwardlyhuddle together Says heknows liturgybut is a messwhen he altarservesThink PopeFrancis is aheretic but hasnever read anyof hisdocumentsKnows morethan theformators orhis ownbishopCan I turn in myreceipts to bereimbursed?(For PremiumGas or Steak) Everyone in thecommunity hasissues… excepthim   “When Ibecome abishop…”  “Canonlawsays…” Thinks heknowseverythingYou can seehis personalhotspot onlate at night Alwayswants towear acassock Getsscandalizedabout sexualtopics inconversationsArrives latewhileeveryoneelse waits forhimWants to be apriest but hasno idea what‘Simplicity oflife’ meansProcrastinatesand theneverything isan emergency Gets invited toparish eventsbut nevershows up Has a runnynose but won'tget up to blowin while he'sin the chapel  Complainsabout thefood Says he wantsto be with thepeople but neverspends time withthem “Are we freeto go or dowe have tostay?” “Have youwatched thelatest TaylorMarshallvideo?”Doesn’tvolunteer toserve at Massunless it’s apriest he likesor the bishopThinksVatican IIis the worsething thathappened tothe church “Theextraordinaryform is morereverent thanthe NovusOrdo”“Knows” rubricsand the GIRMbut can’tnavigate throughthe RomanMissalThe one whosays “Why don’twe have morefraternalevents?” butnever shows upDoes not goaround to greetpeople…expectseveryone tocome to him “Is it optionalor is itmandatory?” Says he praysbut has a 4-volume LOTHthat looks likeit’s never beenused At an event,Seminariansawkwardlyhuddle together Says heknows liturgybut is a messwhen he altarservesThink PopeFrancis is aheretic but hasnever read anyof hisdocumentsKnows morethan theformators orhis ownbishopCan I turn in myreceipts to bereimbursed?(For PremiumGas or Steak) Everyone in thecommunity hasissues… excepthim   “When Ibecome abishop…”  “Canonlawsays…” Thinks heknowseverything

"Seminarian" Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You can see his personal hotspot on late at night
  2. Always wants to wear a cassock
  3. Gets scandalized about sexual topics in conversations
  4. Arrives late while everyone else waits for him
  5. Wants to be a priest but has no idea what ‘Simplicity of life’ means
  6. Procrastinates and then everything is an emergency
  7. Gets invited to parish events but never shows up
  8. Has a runny nose but won't get up to blow in while he's in the chapel
  9. Complains about the food
  10. Says he wants to be with the people but never spends time with them
  11. “Are we free to go or do we have to stay?”
  12. “Have you watched the latest Taylor Marshall video?”
  13. Doesn’t volunteer to serve at Mass unless it’s a priest he likes or the bishop
  14. Thinks Vatican II is the worse thing that happened to the church
  15. “The extraordinary form is more reverent than the Novus Ordo”
  16. “Knows” rubrics and the GIRM but can’t navigate through the Roman Missal
  17. The one who says “Why don’t we have more fraternal events?” but never shows up
  18. Does not go around to greet people… expects everyone to come to him
  19. “Is it optional or is it mandatory?”
  20. Says he prays but has a 4-volume LOTH that looks like it’s never been used
  21. At an event, Seminarians awkwardly huddle together
  22. Says he knows liturgy but is a mess when he altar serves
  23. Think Pope Francis is a heretic but has never read any of his documents
  24. Knows more than the formators or his own bishop
  25. Can I turn in my receipts to be reimbursed? (For Premium Gas or Steak)
  26. Everyone in the community has issues… except him
  27. “When I become a bishop…”
  28. “Canon law says…”
  29. Thinks he knows everything