"Lastyear onZoom"an extremelyon-the-noseanalogyaboutrefugeesA parent makesa shmaltzyremark abouthow all the kidshave grown upsomeoneover the ageof 27 goesover the timelimitsomeone steps onKiva's tail and asharp yelp fromunder the table joltsthe room intomomentary silenceMarcus suggestswe play "Do YouKnow Me" afterdinner andeveryone looksaround nervously "it'slike...soweird togather""Thatemail surewas long"someonetakes theirpresentationa little tooseriouslyit getsdiscoveredthat thepiano is outof tunereference toSherry Cantor,RabbiRosenbaumand/or Ryan C.BergosCapitalismis the trueevilSuch abummer thatCharlottecan't be hereCovidreferred toas a modernplagueThese bingoboards getbetter andbetter eachyearsomeone readstoo much intowhy Ronassigned themthat particularwordtepid joke aboutElijah, THEPROPHET'spresence (orabsence) at thetableYiddishisspokenSiblingsbicker atthe table"When'stheweddingagain?"an irony-poisonedmember of theparty resists alltraces of sincerityin theirpresentation"Next yearSTILL inperson"Board ofEd circa2013discussedBruce squintshis eyes andmutters "SeanBerman..."inquisitively"Lastyear onZoom"an extremelyon-the-noseanalogyaboutrefugeesA parent makesa shmaltzyremark abouthow all the kidshave grown upsomeoneover the ageof 27 goesover the timelimitsomeone steps onKiva's tail and asharp yelp fromunder the table joltsthe room intomomentary silenceMarcus suggestswe play "Do YouKnow Me" afterdinner andeveryone looksaround nervously "it'slike...soweird togather""Thatemail surewas long"someonetakes theirpresentationa little tooseriouslyit getsdiscoveredthat thepiano is outof tunereference toSherry Cantor,RabbiRosenbaumand/or Ryan C.BergosCapitalismis the trueevilSuch abummer thatCharlottecan't be hereCovidreferred toas a modernplagueThese bingoboards getbetter andbetter eachyearsomeone readstoo much intowhy Ronassigned themthat particularwordtepid joke aboutElijah, THEPROPHET'spresence (orabsence) at thetableYiddishisspokenSiblingsbicker atthe table"When'stheweddingagain?"an irony-poisonedmember of theparty resists alltraces of sincerityin theirpresentation"Next yearSTILL inperson"Board ofEd circa2013discussedBruce squintshis eyes andmutters "SeanBerman..."inquisitively

Passover 2022 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Last year on Zoom"
  2. an extremely on-the-nose analogy about refugees
  3. A parent makes a shmaltzy remark about how all the kids have grown up
  4. someone over the age of 27 goes over the time limit
  5. someone steps on Kiva's tail and a sharp yelp from under the table jolts the room into momentary silence
  6. Marcus suggests we play "Do You Know Me" after dinner and everyone looks around nervously
  7. "it's like...so weird to gather"
  8. "That email sure was long"
  9. someone takes their presentation a little too seriously
  10. it gets discovered that the piano is out of tune
  11. reference to Sherry Cantor, Rabbi Rosenbaum and/or Ryan C. Bergos
  12. Capitalism is the true evil
  13. Such a bummer that Charlotte can't be here
  14. Covid referred to as a modern plague
  15. These bingo boards get better and better each year
  16. someone reads too much into why Ron assigned them that particular word
  17. tepid joke about Elijah, THE PROPHET's presence (or absence) at the table
  18. Yiddish is spoken
  19. Siblings bicker at the table
  20. "When's the wedding again?"
  21. an irony-poisoned member of the party resists all traces of sincerity in their presentation
  22. "Next year STILL in person"
  23. Board of Ed circa 2013 discussed
  24. Bruce squints his eyes and mutters "Sean Berman..." inquisitively