"it'slike...soweird togather"an irony-poisonedmember of theparty resists alltraces of sincerityin theirpresentationsomeoneover the ageof 27 goesover the timelimittepid joke aboutElijah, THEPROPHET'spresence (orabsence) at thetablereference toSherry Cantor,RabbiRosenbaumand/or Ryan C.Bergossomeone steps onKiva's tail and asharp yelp fromunder the table joltsthe room intomomentary silencesomeonetakes theirpresentationa little tooseriouslyBoard ofEd circa2013discussedThese bingoboards getbetter andbetter eachyear"Next yearSTILL inperson"Bruce squintshis eyes andmutters "SeanBerman..."inquisitivelyit getsdiscoveredthat thepiano is outof tuneMarcus suggestswe play "Do YouKnow Me" afterdinner andeveryone looksaround nervously "When'stheweddingagain?"an extremelyon-the-noseanalogyaboutrefugeesCapitalismis the trueevil"Thatemail surewas long"Such abummer thatCharlottecan't be here"Lastyear onZoom"Covidreferred toas a modernplagueSiblingsbicker atthe tableA parent makesa shmaltzyremark abouthow all the kidshave grown upsomeone readstoo much intowhy Ronassigned themthat particularwordYiddishisspoken"it'slike...soweird togather"an irony-poisonedmember of theparty resists alltraces of sincerityin theirpresentationsomeoneover the ageof 27 goesover the timelimittepid joke aboutElijah, THEPROPHET'spresence (orabsence) at thetablereference toSherry Cantor,RabbiRosenbaumand/or Ryan C.Bergossomeone steps onKiva's tail and asharp yelp fromunder the table joltsthe room intomomentary silencesomeonetakes theirpresentationa little tooseriouslyBoard ofEd circa2013discussedThese bingoboards getbetter andbetter eachyear"Next yearSTILL inperson"Bruce squintshis eyes andmutters "SeanBerman..."inquisitivelyit getsdiscoveredthat thepiano is outof tuneMarcus suggestswe play "Do YouKnow Me" afterdinner andeveryone looksaround nervously "When'stheweddingagain?"an extremelyon-the-noseanalogyaboutrefugeesCapitalismis the trueevil"Thatemail surewas long"Such abummer thatCharlottecan't be here"Lastyear onZoom"Covidreferred toas a modernplagueSiblingsbicker atthe tableA parent makesa shmaltzyremark abouthow all the kidshave grown upsomeone readstoo much intowhy Ronassigned themthat particularwordYiddishisspoken

Passover 2022 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "it's like...so weird to gather"
  2. an irony-poisoned member of the party resists all traces of sincerity in their presentation
  3. someone over the age of 27 goes over the time limit
  4. tepid joke about Elijah, THE PROPHET's presence (or absence) at the table
  5. reference to Sherry Cantor, Rabbi Rosenbaum and/or Ryan C. Bergos
  6. someone steps on Kiva's tail and a sharp yelp from under the table jolts the room into momentary silence
  7. someone takes their presentation a little too seriously
  8. Board of Ed circa 2013 discussed
  9. These bingo boards get better and better each year
  10. "Next year STILL in person"
  11. Bruce squints his eyes and mutters "Sean Berman..." inquisitively
  12. it gets discovered that the piano is out of tune
  13. Marcus suggests we play "Do You Know Me" after dinner and everyone looks around nervously
  14. "When's the wedding again?"
  15. an extremely on-the-nose analogy about refugees
  16. Capitalism is the true evil
  17. "That email sure was long"
  18. Such a bummer that Charlotte can't be here
  19. "Last year on Zoom"
  20. Covid referred to as a modern plague
  21. Siblings bicker at the table
  22. A parent makes a shmaltzy remark about how all the kids have grown up
  23. someone reads too much into why Ron assigned them that particular word
  24. Yiddish is spoken