A parent makesa shmaltzyremark abouthow all the kidshave grown upit getsdiscoveredthat thepiano is outof tunesomeoneover the ageof 27 goesover the timelimitCovidreferred toas a modernplaguesomeone readstoo much intowhy Ronassigned themthat particularwordSiblingsbicker atthe table"Next yearSTILL inperson"YiddishisspokenBruce squintshis eyes andmutters "SeanBerman..."inquisitivelyBoard ofEd circa2013discussed"it'slike...soweird togather"reference toSherry Cantor,RabbiRosenbaumand/or Ryan C.BergosMarcus suggestswe play "Do YouKnow Me" afterdinner andeveryone looksaround nervously someonetakes theirpresentationa little tooseriouslysomeone steps onKiva's tail and asharp yelp fromunder the table joltsthe room intomomentary silence"When'stheweddingagain?"These bingoboards getbetter andbetter eachyearan irony-poisonedmember of theparty resists alltraces of sincerityin theirpresentationCapitalismis the trueevilSuch abummer thatCharlottecan't be herean extremelyon-the-noseanalogyaboutrefugees"Thatemail surewas long""Lastyear onZoom"tepid joke aboutElijah, THEPROPHET'spresence (orabsence) at thetableA parent makesa shmaltzyremark abouthow all the kidshave grown upit getsdiscoveredthat thepiano is outof tunesomeoneover the ageof 27 goesover the timelimitCovidreferred toas a modernplaguesomeone readstoo much intowhy Ronassigned themthat particularwordSiblingsbicker atthe table"Next yearSTILL inperson"YiddishisspokenBruce squintshis eyes andmutters "SeanBerman..."inquisitivelyBoard ofEd circa2013discussed"it'slike...soweird togather"reference toSherry Cantor,RabbiRosenbaumand/or Ryan C.BergosMarcus suggestswe play "Do YouKnow Me" afterdinner andeveryone looksaround nervously someonetakes theirpresentationa little tooseriouslysomeone steps onKiva's tail and asharp yelp fromunder the table joltsthe room intomomentary silence"When'stheweddingagain?"These bingoboards getbetter andbetter eachyearan irony-poisonedmember of theparty resists alltraces of sincerityin theirpresentationCapitalismis the trueevilSuch abummer thatCharlottecan't be herean extremelyon-the-noseanalogyaboutrefugees"Thatemail surewas long""Lastyear onZoom"tepid joke aboutElijah, THEPROPHET'spresence (orabsence) at thetable

Passover 2022 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. A parent makes a shmaltzy remark about how all the kids have grown up
  2. it gets discovered that the piano is out of tune
  3. someone over the age of 27 goes over the time limit
  4. Covid referred to as a modern plague
  5. someone reads too much into why Ron assigned them that particular word
  6. Siblings bicker at the table
  7. "Next year STILL in person"
  8. Yiddish is spoken
  9. Bruce squints his eyes and mutters "Sean Berman..." inquisitively
  10. Board of Ed circa 2013 discussed
  11. "it's like...so weird to gather"
  12. reference to Sherry Cantor, Rabbi Rosenbaum and/or Ryan C. Bergos
  13. Marcus suggests we play "Do You Know Me" after dinner and everyone looks around nervously
  14. someone takes their presentation a little too seriously
  15. someone steps on Kiva's tail and a sharp yelp from under the table jolts the room into momentary silence
  16. "When's the wedding again?"
  17. These bingo boards get better and better each year
  18. an irony-poisoned member of the party resists all traces of sincerity in their presentation
  19. Capitalism is the true evil
  20. Such a bummer that Charlotte can't be here
  21. an extremely on-the-nose analogy about refugees
  22. "That email sure was long"
  23. "Last year on Zoom"
  24. tepid joke about Elijah, THE PROPHET's presence (or absence) at the table