tepid joke aboutElijah, THEPROPHET'spresence (orabsence) at thetable"Lastyear onZoom"an irony-poisonedmember of theparty resists alltraces of sincerityin theirpresentationreference toSherry Cantor,RabbiRosenbaumand/or Ryan C.BergosMarcus suggestswe play "Do YouKnow Me" afterdinner andeveryone looksaround nervously Capitalismis the trueevil"When'stheweddingagain?""Thatemail surewas long"Board ofEd circa2013discussedsomeoneover the ageof 27 goesover the timelimitsomeonetakes theirpresentationa little tooseriouslyBruce squintshis eyes andmutters "SeanBerman..."inquisitivelysomeone readstoo much intowhy Ronassigned themthat particularwordsomeone steps onKiva's tail and asharp yelp fromunder the table joltsthe room intomomentary silencean extremelyon-the-noseanalogyaboutrefugees"it'slike...soweird togather"Siblingsbicker atthe tableit getsdiscoveredthat thepiano is outof tuneYiddishisspokenCovidreferred toas a modernplagueThese bingoboards getbetter andbetter eachyearSuch abummer thatCharlottecan't be hereA parent makesa shmaltzyremark abouthow all the kidshave grown up"Next yearSTILL inperson"tepid joke aboutElijah, THEPROPHET'spresence (orabsence) at thetable"Lastyear onZoom"an irony-poisonedmember of theparty resists alltraces of sincerityin theirpresentationreference toSherry Cantor,RabbiRosenbaumand/or Ryan C.BergosMarcus suggestswe play "Do YouKnow Me" afterdinner andeveryone looksaround nervously Capitalismis the trueevil"When'stheweddingagain?""Thatemail surewas long"Board ofEd circa2013discussedsomeoneover the ageof 27 goesover the timelimitsomeonetakes theirpresentationa little tooseriouslyBruce squintshis eyes andmutters "SeanBerman..."inquisitivelysomeone readstoo much intowhy Ronassigned themthat particularwordsomeone steps onKiva's tail and asharp yelp fromunder the table joltsthe room intomomentary silencean extremelyon-the-noseanalogyaboutrefugees"it'slike...soweird togather"Siblingsbicker atthe tableit getsdiscoveredthat thepiano is outof tuneYiddishisspokenCovidreferred toas a modernplagueThese bingoboards getbetter andbetter eachyearSuch abummer thatCharlottecan't be hereA parent makesa shmaltzyremark abouthow all the kidshave grown up"Next yearSTILL inperson"

Passover 2022 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. tepid joke about Elijah, THE PROPHET's presence (or absence) at the table
  2. "Last year on Zoom"
  3. an irony-poisoned member of the party resists all traces of sincerity in their presentation
  4. reference to Sherry Cantor, Rabbi Rosenbaum and/or Ryan C. Bergos
  5. Marcus suggests we play "Do You Know Me" after dinner and everyone looks around nervously
  6. Capitalism is the true evil
  7. "When's the wedding again?"
  8. "That email sure was long"
  9. Board of Ed circa 2013 discussed
  10. someone over the age of 27 goes over the time limit
  11. someone takes their presentation a little too seriously
  12. Bruce squints his eyes and mutters "Sean Berman..." inquisitively
  13. someone reads too much into why Ron assigned them that particular word
  14. someone steps on Kiva's tail and a sharp yelp from under the table jolts the room into momentary silence
  15. an extremely on-the-nose analogy about refugees
  16. "it's like...so weird to gather"
  17. Siblings bicker at the table
  18. it gets discovered that the piano is out of tune
  19. Yiddish is spoken
  20. Covid referred to as a modern plague
  21. These bingo boards get better and better each year
  22. Such a bummer that Charlotte can't be here
  23. A parent makes a shmaltzy remark about how all the kids have grown up
  24. "Next year STILL in person"