someone steps onKiva's tail and asharp yelp fromunder the table joltsthe room intomomentary silencetepid joke aboutElijah, THEPROPHET'spresence (orabsence) at thetableCapitalismis the trueevil"Thatemail surewas long""When'stheweddingagain?"someonetakes theirpresentationa little tooseriouslyThese bingoboards getbetter andbetter eachyear"it'slike...soweird togather"someone readstoo much intowhy Ronassigned themthat particularwordCovidreferred toas a modernplaguean irony-poisonedmember of theparty resists alltraces of sincerityin theirpresentationSuch abummer thatCharlottecan't be hereit getsdiscoveredthat thepiano is outof tunesomeoneover the ageof 27 goesover the timelimitYiddishisspokenSiblingsbicker atthe tableBruce squintshis eyes andmutters "SeanBerman..."inquisitivelyreference toSherry Cantor,RabbiRosenbaumand/or Ryan C.Bergos"Next yearSTILL inperson"Marcus suggestswe play "Do YouKnow Me" afterdinner andeveryone looksaround nervously "Lastyear onZoom"Board ofEd circa2013discussedan extremelyon-the-noseanalogyaboutrefugeesA parent makesa shmaltzyremark abouthow all the kidshave grown upsomeone steps onKiva's tail and asharp yelp fromunder the table joltsthe room intomomentary silencetepid joke aboutElijah, THEPROPHET'spresence (orabsence) at thetableCapitalismis the trueevil"Thatemail surewas long""When'stheweddingagain?"someonetakes theirpresentationa little tooseriouslyThese bingoboards getbetter andbetter eachyear"it'slike...soweird togather"someone readstoo much intowhy Ronassigned themthat particularwordCovidreferred toas a modernplaguean irony-poisonedmember of theparty resists alltraces of sincerityin theirpresentationSuch abummer thatCharlottecan't be hereit getsdiscoveredthat thepiano is outof tunesomeoneover the ageof 27 goesover the timelimitYiddishisspokenSiblingsbicker atthe tableBruce squintshis eyes andmutters "SeanBerman..."inquisitivelyreference toSherry Cantor,RabbiRosenbaumand/or Ryan C.Bergos"Next yearSTILL inperson"Marcus suggestswe play "Do YouKnow Me" afterdinner andeveryone looksaround nervously "Lastyear onZoom"Board ofEd circa2013discussedan extremelyon-the-noseanalogyaboutrefugeesA parent makesa shmaltzyremark abouthow all the kidshave grown up

Passover 2022 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. someone steps on Kiva's tail and a sharp yelp from under the table jolts the room into momentary silence
  2. tepid joke about Elijah, THE PROPHET's presence (or absence) at the table
  3. Capitalism is the true evil
  4. "That email sure was long"
  5. "When's the wedding again?"
  6. someone takes their presentation a little too seriously
  7. These bingo boards get better and better each year
  8. "it's like...so weird to gather"
  9. someone reads too much into why Ron assigned them that particular word
  10. Covid referred to as a modern plague
  11. an irony-poisoned member of the party resists all traces of sincerity in their presentation
  12. Such a bummer that Charlotte can't be here
  13. it gets discovered that the piano is out of tune
  14. someone over the age of 27 goes over the time limit
  15. Yiddish is spoken
  16. Siblings bicker at the table
  17. Bruce squints his eyes and mutters "Sean Berman..." inquisitively
  18. reference to Sherry Cantor, Rabbi Rosenbaum and/or Ryan C. Bergos
  19. "Next year STILL in person"
  20. Marcus suggests we play "Do You Know Me" after dinner and everyone looks around nervously
  21. "Last year on Zoom"
  22. Board of Ed circa 2013 discussed
  23. an extremely on-the-nose analogy about refugees
  24. A parent makes a shmaltzy remark about how all the kids have grown up