I bought aboatbecause itwas for sail.To the guywhoinventedzero, thanksfor nothingWhy didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!Germansausagejokes arealways thewurstI want to becrematedas it is my lastchance for asmoking hotbody.What did thesushi say tothe bee?Wasabee!What didsyrup say tothe waffle? Ilove you awaffle lot.Time flieslike anarrow. Fruitflies like abanana.Coffee has arough time. Itgets muggedeverymorningCanFebruaryMarch? No,but April MayI knew a guywho collectedcandy canes,they were all inmint conditionWhat did thehamburgername it'sbaby? PattyI don' truststairs becausethey're alwaysup tosomethingOne lungsaid toanother, "webe-lungtogether!"What does aclock dowhen it'shungry?It goes back forseconds.How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!A cross-eyedteachercouldn'tcontrol hispupilsI got fired fromthe calendarfactory!All I did wastake a day offWhat do youcall an alligator in a vest? AninvestigatorBecomingvegetarian isone bigmissed steakI made a punabout thewind but itblowsWhat didthe buffalosay to hisson? BisonShe had aphotographicmemory butneverdeveloped itNeed an arkto save twoof everyanimal? INoah guyI bought aboatbecause itwas for sail.To the guywhoinventedzero, thanksfor nothingWhy didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!Germansausagejokes arealways thewurstI want to becrematedas it is my lastchance for asmoking hotbody.What did thesushi say tothe bee?Wasabee!What didsyrup say tothe waffle? Ilove you awaffle lot.Time flieslike anarrow. Fruitflies like abanana.Coffee has arough time. Itgets muggedeverymorningCanFebruaryMarch? No,but April MayI knew a guywho collectedcandy canes,they were all inmint conditionWhat did thehamburgername it'sbaby? PattyI don' truststairs becausethey're alwaysup tosomethingOne lungsaid toanother, "webe-lungtogether!"What does aclock dowhen it'shungry?It goes back forseconds.How did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!A cross-eyedteachercouldn'tcontrol hispupilsI got fired fromthe calendarfactory!All I did wastake a day offWhat do youcall an alligator in a vest? AninvestigatorBecomingvegetarian isone bigmissed steakI made a punabout thewind but itblowsWhat didthe buffalosay to hisson? BisonShe had aphotographicmemory butneverdeveloped itNeed an arkto save twoof everyanimal? INoah guy

Punny Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I bought a boat because it was for sail.
  2. To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing
  3. Why didn't the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
  4. German sausage jokes are always the wurst
  5. I want to be cremated as it is my last chance for a smoking hot body.
  6. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabee!
  7. What did syrup say to the waffle? I love you a waffle lot.
  8. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  9. Coffee has a rough time. It gets mugged every morning
  10. Can February March? No, but April May
  11. I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition
  12. What did the hamburger name it's baby? Patty
  13. I don' trust stairs because they're always up to something
  14. One lung said to another, "we be-lung together!"
  15. What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back for seconds.
  16. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
  17. A cross-eyed teacher couldn't control his pupils
  18. I got fired from the calendar factory! All I did was take a day off
  19. What do you call an alligato r in a vest? An investigator
  20. Becoming vegetarian is one big missed steak
  21. I made a pun about the wind but it blows
  22. What did the buffalo say to his son? Bison
  23. She had a photographic memory but never developed it
  24. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy