I got fired fromthe calendarfactory!All I did wastake a day offI knew a guywho collectedcandy canes,they were all inmint conditionI don' truststairs becausethey're alwaysup tosomethingHow did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!A cross-eyedteachercouldn'tcontrol hispupilsI bought aboatbecause itwas for sail.What didsyrup say tothe waffle? Ilove you awaffle lot.What did thesushi say tothe bee?Wasabee!I want to becrematedas it is my lastchance for asmoking hotbody.What does aclock dowhen it'shungry?It goes back forseconds.What didthe buffalosay to hisson? BisonTime flieslike anarrow. Fruitflies like abanana.Germansausagejokes arealways thewurstTo the guywhoinventedzero, thanksfor nothingWhat did thehamburgername it'sbaby? PattyBecomingvegetarian isone bigmissed steakCoffee has arough time. Itgets muggedeverymorningNeed an arkto save twoof everyanimal? INoah guyCanFebruaryMarch? No,but April MayI made a punabout thewind but itblowsWhy didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!She had aphotographicmemory butneverdeveloped itWhat do youcall an alligator in a vest? AninvestigatorOne lungsaid toanother, "webe-lungtogether!"I got fired fromthe calendarfactory!All I did wastake a day offI knew a guywho collectedcandy canes,they were all inmint conditionI don' truststairs becausethey're alwaysup tosomethingHow did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!A cross-eyedteachercouldn'tcontrol hispupilsI bought aboatbecause itwas for sail.What didsyrup say tothe waffle? Ilove you awaffle lot.What did thesushi say tothe bee?Wasabee!I want to becrematedas it is my lastchance for asmoking hotbody.What does aclock dowhen it'shungry?It goes back forseconds.What didthe buffalosay to hisson? BisonTime flieslike anarrow. Fruitflies like abanana.Germansausagejokes arealways thewurstTo the guywhoinventedzero, thanksfor nothingWhat did thehamburgername it'sbaby? PattyBecomingvegetarian isone bigmissed steakCoffee has arough time. Itgets muggedeverymorningNeed an arkto save twoof everyanimal? INoah guyCanFebruaryMarch? No,but April MayI made a punabout thewind but itblowsWhy didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!She had aphotographicmemory butneverdeveloped itWhat do youcall an alligator in a vest? AninvestigatorOne lungsaid toanother, "webe-lungtogether!"

Punny Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I got fired from the calendar factory! All I did was take a day off
  2. I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition
  3. I don' trust stairs because they're always up to something
  4. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
  5. A cross-eyed teacher couldn't control his pupils
  6. I bought a boat because it was for sail.
  7. What did syrup say to the waffle? I love you a waffle lot.
  8. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabee!
  9. I want to be cremated as it is my last chance for a smoking hot body.
  10. What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back for seconds.
  11. What did the buffalo say to his son? Bison
  12. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  13. German sausage jokes are always the wurst
  14. To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing
  15. What did the hamburger name it's baby? Patty
  16. Becoming vegetarian is one big missed steak
  17. Coffee has a rough time. It gets mugged every morning
  18. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy
  19. Can February March? No, but April May
  20. I made a pun about the wind but it blows
  21. Why didn't the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
  22. She had a photographic memory but never developed it
  23. What do you call an alligato r in a vest? An investigator
  24. One lung said to another, "we be-lung together!"