I made a punabout thewind but itblowsTo the guywhoinventedzero, thanksfor nothingWhat didsyrup say tothe waffle? Ilove you awaffle lot.I bought aboatbecause itwas for sail.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but April MayWhat do youcall an alligator in a vest? AninvestigatorCoffee has arough time. Itgets muggedeverymorningWhat did thehamburgername it'sbaby? PattyWhat didthe buffalosay to hisson? BisonShe had aphotographicmemory butneverdeveloped itI want to becrematedas it is my lastchance for asmoking hotbody.Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!Germansausagejokes arealways thewurstI got fired fromthe calendarfactory!All I did wastake a day offHow did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!What did thesushi say tothe bee?Wasabee!I knew a guywho collectedcandy canes,they were all inmint conditionNeed an arkto save twoof everyanimal? INoah guyA cross-eyedteachercouldn'tcontrol hispupilsTime flieslike anarrow. Fruitflies like abanana.Becomingvegetarian isone bigmissed steakWhat does aclock dowhen it'shungry?It goes back forseconds.One lungsaid toanother, "webe-lungtogether!"I don' truststairs becausethey're alwaysup tosomethingI made a punabout thewind but itblowsTo the guywhoinventedzero, thanksfor nothingWhat didsyrup say tothe waffle? Ilove you awaffle lot.I bought aboatbecause itwas for sail.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but April MayWhat do youcall an alligator in a vest? AninvestigatorCoffee has arough time. Itgets muggedeverymorningWhat did thehamburgername it'sbaby? PattyWhat didthe buffalosay to hisson? BisonShe had aphotographicmemory butneverdeveloped itI want to becrematedas it is my lastchance for asmoking hotbody.Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!Germansausagejokes arealways thewurstI got fired fromthe calendarfactory!All I did wastake a day offHow did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!What did thesushi say tothe bee?Wasabee!I knew a guywho collectedcandy canes,they were all inmint conditionNeed an arkto save twoof everyanimal? INoah guyA cross-eyedteachercouldn'tcontrol hispupilsTime flieslike anarrow. Fruitflies like abanana.Becomingvegetarian isone bigmissed steakWhat does aclock dowhen it'shungry?It goes back forseconds.One lungsaid toanother, "webe-lungtogether!"I don' truststairs becausethey're alwaysup tosomething

Punny Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I made a pun about the wind but it blows
  2. To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing
  3. What did syrup say to the waffle? I love you a waffle lot.
  4. I bought a boat because it was for sail.
  5. Can February March? No, but April May
  6. What do you call an alligato r in a vest? An investigator
  7. Coffee has a rough time. It gets mugged every morning
  8. What did the hamburger name it's baby? Patty
  9. What did the buffalo say to his son? Bison
  10. She had a photographic memory but never developed it
  11. I want to be cremated as it is my last chance for a smoking hot body.
  12. Why didn't the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
  13. German sausage jokes are always the wurst
  14. I got fired from the calendar factory! All I did was take a day off
  15. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
  16. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabee!
  17. I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition
  18. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy
  19. A cross-eyed teacher couldn't control his pupils
  20. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  21. Becoming vegetarian is one big missed steak
  22. What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back for seconds.
  23. One lung said to another, "we be-lung together!"
  24. I don' trust stairs because they're always up to something