Becomingvegetarian isone bigmissed steakI knew a guywho collectedcandy canes,they were all inmint conditionWhat does aclock dowhen it'shungry?It goes back forseconds.What didsyrup say tothe waffle? Ilove you awaffle lot.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but April MayNeed an arkto save twoof everyanimal? INoah guyWhat didthe buffalosay to hisson? BisonI don' truststairs becausethey're alwaysup tosomethingI made a punabout thewind but itblowsGermansausagejokes arealways thewurstWhat did thesushi say tothe bee?Wasabee!Time flieslike anarrow. Fruitflies like abanana.Coffee has arough time. Itgets muggedeverymorningWhat do youcall an alligator in a vest? AninvestigatorHow did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? PattyWhy didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!A cross-eyedteachercouldn'tcontrol hispupilsTo the guywhoinventedzero, thanksfor nothingI bought aboatbecause itwas for sail.She had aphotographicmemory butneverdeveloped itOne lungsaid toanother, "webe-lungtogether!"I want to becrematedas it is my lastchance for asmoking hotbody.I got fired fromthe calendarfactory!All I did wastake a day offBecomingvegetarian isone bigmissed steakI knew a guywho collectedcandy canes,they were all inmint conditionWhat does aclock dowhen it'shungry?It goes back forseconds.What didsyrup say tothe waffle? Ilove you awaffle lot.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but April MayNeed an arkto save twoof everyanimal? INoah guyWhat didthe buffalosay to hisson? BisonI don' truststairs becausethey're alwaysup tosomethingI made a punabout thewind but itblowsGermansausagejokes arealways thewurstWhat did thesushi say tothe bee?Wasabee!Time flieslike anarrow. Fruitflies like abanana.Coffee has arough time. Itgets muggedeverymorningWhat do youcall an alligator in a vest? AninvestigatorHow did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? PattyWhy didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!A cross-eyedteachercouldn'tcontrol hispupilsTo the guywhoinventedzero, thanksfor nothingI bought aboatbecause itwas for sail.She had aphotographicmemory butneverdeveloped itOne lungsaid toanother, "webe-lungtogether!"I want to becrematedas it is my lastchance for asmoking hotbody.I got fired fromthe calendarfactory!All I did wastake a day off

Punny Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Becoming vegetarian is one big missed steak
  2. I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition
  3. What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back for seconds.
  4. What did syrup say to the waffle? I love you a waffle lot.
  5. Can February March? No, but April May
  6. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy
  7. What did the buffalo say to his son? Bison
  8. I don' trust stairs because they're always up to something
  9. I made a pun about the wind but it blows
  10. German sausage jokes are always the wurst
  11. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabee!
  12. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  13. Coffee has a rough time. It gets mugged every morning
  14. What do you call an alligato r in a vest? An investigator
  15. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
  16. What did the hamburger name it's baby? Patty
  17. Why didn't the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
  18. A cross-eyed teacher couldn't control his pupils
  19. To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing
  20. I bought a boat because it was for sail.
  21. She had a photographic memory but never developed it
  22. One lung said to another, "we be-lung together!"
  23. I want to be cremated as it is my last chance for a smoking hot body.
  24. I got fired from the calendar factory! All I did was take a day off