What did thehamburgername it'sbaby? PattyCoffee has arough time. Itgets muggedeverymorningNeed an arkto save twoof everyanimal? INoah guyTime flieslike anarrow. Fruitflies like abanana.A cross-eyedteachercouldn'tcontrol hispupilsWhat do youcall an alligator in a vest? AninvestigatorOne lungsaid toanother, "webe-lungtogether!"I bought aboatbecause itwas for sail.She had aphotographicmemory butneverdeveloped itWhat didsyrup say tothe waffle? Ilove you awaffle lot.Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!I made a punabout thewind but itblowsI don' truststairs becausethey're alwaysup tosomethingI knew a guywho collectedcandy canes,they were all inmint conditionGermansausagejokes arealways thewurstI got fired fromthe calendarfactory!All I did wastake a day offWhat does aclock dowhen it'shungry?It goes back forseconds.Becomingvegetarian isone bigmissed steakWhat didthe buffalosay to hisson? BisonHow did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!To the guywhoinventedzero, thanksfor nothingWhat did thesushi say tothe bee?Wasabee!I want to becrematedas it is my lastchance for asmoking hotbody.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but April MayWhat did thehamburgername it'sbaby? PattyCoffee has arough time. Itgets muggedeverymorningNeed an arkto save twoof everyanimal? INoah guyTime flieslike anarrow. Fruitflies like abanana.A cross-eyedteachercouldn'tcontrol hispupilsWhat do youcall an alligator in a vest? AninvestigatorOne lungsaid toanother, "webe-lungtogether!"I bought aboatbecause itwas for sail.She had aphotographicmemory butneverdeveloped itWhat didsyrup say tothe waffle? Ilove you awaffle lot.Why didn'tthe cat go tothe vet? Hewas felinefine!I made a punabout thewind but itblowsI don' truststairs becausethey're alwaysup tosomethingI knew a guywho collectedcandy canes,they were all inmint conditionGermansausagejokes arealways thewurstI got fired fromthe calendarfactory!All I did wastake a day offWhat does aclock dowhen it'shungry?It goes back forseconds.Becomingvegetarian isone bigmissed steakWhat didthe buffalosay to hisson? BisonHow did thepicture endup in jail? Itwas framed!To the guywhoinventedzero, thanksfor nothingWhat did thesushi say tothe bee?Wasabee!I want to becrematedas it is my lastchance for asmoking hotbody.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but April May

Punny Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What did the hamburger name it's baby? Patty
  2. Coffee has a rough time. It gets mugged every morning
  3. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy
  4. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  5. A cross-eyed teacher couldn't control his pupils
  6. What do you call an alligato r in a vest? An investigator
  7. One lung said to another, "we be-lung together!"
  8. I bought a boat because it was for sail.
  9. She had a photographic memory but never developed it
  10. What did syrup say to the waffle? I love you a waffle lot.
  11. Why didn't the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
  12. I made a pun about the wind but it blows
  13. I don' trust stairs because they're always up to something
  14. I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition
  15. German sausage jokes are always the wurst
  16. I got fired from the calendar factory! All I did was take a day off
  17. What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back for seconds.
  18. Becoming vegetarian is one big missed steak
  19. What did the buffalo say to his son? Bison
  20. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
  21. To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing
  22. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabee!
  23. I want to be cremated as it is my last chance for a smoking hot body.
  24. Can February March? No, but April May