Patient brought in their therapy goat Family member asking for manager NPO patient found the vending machine Pulled out IV AGAIN Chest pain code Patient asking to see the doctor IV won't stop beeping Scanners not working Patient left AMA Code brown "Where's my Dilaudid?" Patient has bed bugs 2 staff called off Projectile vomit Can't find my patient Why is the patient's floor so sticky? Suspected C-diff Declines much needed shower Who's smoking in the bathroom? Low Census "I'm not ready to be discharged" ED calling to give report Naked patient in hallway Can't find my pen Patient brought in their therapy goat Family member asking for manager NPO patient found the vending machine Pulled out IV AGAIN Chest pain code Patient asking to see the doctor IV won't stop beeping Scanners not working Patient left AMA Code brown "Where's my Dilaudid?" Patient has bed bugs 2 staff called off Projectile vomit Can't find my patient Why is the patient's floor so sticky? Suspected C-diff Declines much needed shower Who's smoking in the bathroom? Low Census "I'm not ready to be discharged" ED calling to give report Naked patient in hallway Can't find my pen
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Patient brought in their therapy goat
Family member asking for manager
NPO patient found the vending machine
Pulled out IV AGAIN
Chest pain code
Patient asking to see the doctor
IV won't stop beeping
Scanners not working
Patient left AMA
Code brown
"Where's my Dilaudid?"
Patient has bed bugs
2 staff called off
Projectile vomit
Can't find my patient
Why is the patient's floor so sticky?
Suspected C-diff
Declines much needed shower
Who's smoking in the bathroom?
Low Census
"I'm not ready to be discharged"
ED calling to give report
Naked patient in hallway
Can't find my pen
