ED calling to give report Low Census Can't find my pen "I'm not ready to be discharged" NPO patient found the vending machine Family member asking for manager Chest pain code Naked patient in hallway Who's smoking in the bathroom? Scanners not working Code brown Why is the patient's floor so sticky? Suspected C-diff Can't find my patient Patient left AMA Patient asking to see the doctor 2 staff called off IV won't stop beeping Projectile vomit Patient has bed bugs Patient brought in their therapy goat Declines much needed shower Pulled out IV AGAIN "Where's my Dilaudid?" ED calling to give report Low Census Can't find my pen "I'm not ready to be discharged" NPO patient found the vending machine Family member asking for manager Chest pain code Naked patient in hallway Who's smoking in the bathroom? Scanners not working Code brown Why is the patient's floor so sticky? Suspected C-diff Can't find my patient Patient left AMA Patient asking to see the doctor 2 staff called off IV won't stop beeping Projectile vomit Patient has bed bugs Patient brought in their therapy goat Declines much needed shower Pulled out IV AGAIN "Where's my Dilaudid?"
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ED calling to give report
Low Census
Can't find my pen
"I'm not ready to be discharged"
NPO patient found the vending machine
Family member asking for manager
Chest pain code
Naked patient in hallway
Who's smoking in the bathroom?
Scanners not working
Code brown
Why is the patient's floor so sticky?
Suspected C-diff
Can't find my patient
Patient left AMA
Patient asking to see the doctor
2 staff called off
IV won't stop beeping
Projectile vomit
Patient has bed bugs
Patient brought in their therapy goat
Declines much needed shower
Pulled out IV AGAIN
"Where's my Dilaudid?"
