Code brown Scanners not working Projectile vomit Family member asking for manager Can't find my patient Low Census 2 staff called off Chest pain code Who's smoking in the bathroom? Suspected C-diff "Where's my Dilaudid?" "I'm not ready to be discharged" ED calling to give report Patient asking to see the doctor Naked patient in hallway IV won't stop beeping Pulled out IV AGAIN NPO patient found the vending machine Declines much needed shower Patient brought in their therapy goat Can't find my pen Patient left AMA Patient has bed bugs Why is the patient's floor so sticky? Code brown Scanners not working Projectile vomit Family member asking for manager Can't find my patient Low Census 2 staff called off Chest pain code Who's smoking in the bathroom? Suspected C-diff "Where's my Dilaudid?" "I'm not ready to be discharged" ED calling to give report Patient asking to see the doctor Naked patient in hallway IV won't stop beeping Pulled out IV AGAIN NPO patient found the vending machine Declines much needed shower Patient brought in their therapy goat Can't find my pen Patient left AMA Patient has bed bugs Why is the patient's floor so sticky?
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Code brown
Scanners not working
Projectile vomit
Family member asking for manager
Can't find my patient
Low Census
2 staff called off
Chest pain code
Who's smoking in the bathroom?
Suspected C-diff
"Where's my Dilaudid?"
"I'm not ready to be discharged"
ED calling to give report
Patient asking to see the doctor
Naked patient in hallway
IV won't stop beeping
Pulled out IV AGAIN
NPO patient found the vending machine
Declines much needed shower
Patient brought in their therapy goat
Can't find my pen
Patient left AMA
Patient has bed bugs
Why is the patient's floor so sticky?
