Projectile vomit Pulled out IV AGAIN Declines much needed shower Patient asking to see the doctor "Where's my Dilaudid?" 2 staff called off Scanners not working Patient brought in their therapy goat Naked patient in hallway "I'm not ready to be discharged" Patient left AMA Family member asking for manager Code brown Who's smoking in the bathroom? ED calling to give report Why is the patient's floor so sticky? Suspected C-diff NPO patient found the vending machine Low Census Can't find my pen IV won't stop beeping Patient has bed bugs Chest pain code Can't find my patient Projectile vomit Pulled out IV AGAIN Declines much needed shower Patient asking to see the doctor "Where's my Dilaudid?" 2 staff called off Scanners not working Patient brought in their therapy goat Naked patient in hallway "I'm not ready to be discharged" Patient left AMA Family member asking for manager Code brown Who's smoking in the bathroom? ED calling to give report Why is the patient's floor so sticky? Suspected C-diff NPO patient found the vending machine Low Census Can't find my pen IV won't stop beeping Patient has bed bugs Chest pain code Can't find my patient
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Projectile vomit
Pulled out IV AGAIN
Declines much needed shower
Patient asking to see the doctor
"Where's my Dilaudid?"
2 staff called off
Scanners not working
Patient brought in their therapy goat
Naked patient in hallway
"I'm not ready to be discharged"
Patient left AMA
Family member asking for manager
Code brown
Who's smoking in the bathroom?
ED calling to give report
Why is the patient's floor so sticky?
Suspected C-diff
NPO patient found the vending machine
Low Census
Can't find my pen
IV won't stop beeping
Patient has bed bugs
Chest pain code
Can't find my patient
