IV won't stop beeping Declines much needed shower Code brown Naked patient in hallway ED calling to give report Low Census Family member asking for manager 2 staff called off Projectile vomit "I'm not ready to be discharged" Can't find my pen Patient brought in their therapy goat Patient has bed bugs Scanners not working Can't find my patient Suspected C-diff Chest pain code Pulled out IV AGAIN Patient asking to see the doctor Patient left AMA Why is the patient's floor so sticky? NPO patient found the vending machine Who's smoking in the bathroom? "Where's my Dilaudid?" IV won't stop beeping Declines much needed shower Code brown Naked patient in hallway ED calling to give report Low Census Family member asking for manager 2 staff called off Projectile vomit "I'm not ready to be discharged" Can't find my pen Patient brought in their therapy goat Patient has bed bugs Scanners not working Can't find my patient Suspected C-diff Chest pain code Pulled out IV AGAIN Patient asking to see the doctor Patient left AMA Why is the patient's floor so sticky? NPO patient found the vending machine Who's smoking in the bathroom? "Where's my Dilaudid?"
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IV won't stop beeping
Declines much needed shower
Code brown
Naked patient in hallway
ED calling to give report
Low Census
Family member asking for manager
2 staff called off
Projectile vomit
"I'm not ready to be discharged"
Can't find my pen
Patient brought in their therapy goat
Patient has bed bugs
Scanners not working
Can't find my patient
Suspected C-diff
Chest pain code
Pulled out IV AGAIN
Patient asking to see the doctor
Patient left AMA
Why is the patient's floor so sticky?
NPO patient found the vending machine
Who's smoking in the bathroom?
"Where's my Dilaudid?"
