IV won't stop beeping Suspected C-diff Patient asking to see the doctor Declines much needed shower ED calling to give report Patient left AMA Patient has bed bugs Code brown Can't find my pen Who's smoking in the bathroom? Can't find my patient Family member asking for manager Low Census "I'm not ready to be discharged" Chest pain code Projectile vomit "Where's my Dilaudid?" Naked patient in hallway 2 staff called off Patient brought in their therapy goat Why is the patient's floor so sticky? Pulled out IV AGAIN NPO patient found the vending machine Scanners not working IV won't stop beeping Suspected C-diff Patient asking to see the doctor Declines much needed shower ED calling to give report Patient left AMA Patient has bed bugs Code brown Can't find my pen Who's smoking in the bathroom? Can't find my patient Family member asking for manager Low Census "I'm not ready to be discharged" Chest pain code Projectile vomit "Where's my Dilaudid?" Naked patient in hallway 2 staff called off Patient brought in their therapy goat Why is the patient's floor so sticky? Pulled out IV AGAIN NPO patient found the vending machine Scanners not working
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IV won't stop beeping
Suspected C-diff
Patient asking to see the doctor
Declines much needed shower
ED calling to give report
Patient left AMA
Patient has bed bugs
Code brown
Can't find my pen
Who's smoking in the bathroom?
Can't find my patient
Family member asking for manager
Low Census
"I'm not ready to be discharged"
Chest pain code
Projectile vomit
"Where's my Dilaudid?"
Naked patient in hallway
2 staff called off
Patient brought in their therapy goat
Why is the patient's floor so sticky?
Pulled out IV AGAIN
NPO patient found the vending machine
Scanners not working
