Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?AMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayAmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meSUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesIreland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?now I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveAll I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayI lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:There’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?I NoahguyNeedan ark?But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,are justthewurstGermansausagejokesTequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?AMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayAmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meSUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesIreland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?now I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveAll I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayI lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:There’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?I NoahguyNeedan ark?But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,are justthewurstGermansausagejokesTequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?

Some Funny (?) Puns and Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
    Nothing - but it let out a little whine
  2. What do you call the wife of a hippie?
    A Mississippi (Mrs. Hippie)
  3. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator
  4. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.
  5. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
    A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
  6. Jill broke her finger today
    but on the other hand she was completely fine
  7. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
    A maybe
  8. Sleeping comes so naturally to me
    I could do it with my eyes closed
  9. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    SUPPLIES!
  10. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
    but it does have a Liverpool
  11. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
    Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
  12. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.
  13. I used to be indecisive
    now I'm not so sure
  14. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
    All I did was take a day off
  15. Will glass coffins be a success?
    Remains to be seen.
  16. When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
    It's intense tense in tents
  17. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
    That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
  18. How do you throw a space party?
    You planet
  19. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday
    But I couldn't find any.
  20. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
    I lost my case
  21. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:
    “That’s the last thing I need!”
  22. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
  23. Need an ark?
    I Noah guy
  24. I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
    But none of them work.
  25. German sausage jokes
    are just the wurst
  26. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    Tequila mockingbird
  27. What are the strongest days of the week?
    Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
  28. What washes up on tiny beaches?
    Microwaves
  29. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
    I don't know and don't really care