SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?There’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterday“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?I NoahguyNeedan ark?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meBut noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesAMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesbut on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodaynow I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveAninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?There’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterday“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?I NoahguyNeedan ark?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meBut noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesAMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesbut on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodaynow I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveAninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?

Some Funny (?) Puns and Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    SUPPLIES!
  2. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
    A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
  3. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
    That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
  4. How do you throw a space party?
    You planet
  5. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
  6. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
    All I did was take a day off
  7. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
    A maybe
  8. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
    I don't know and don't really care
  9. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.
  10. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday
    But I couldn't find any.
  11. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:
    “That’s the last thing I need!”
  12. Will glass coffins be a success?
    Remains to be seen.
  13. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
    Nothing - but it let out a little whine
  14. Need an ark?
    I Noah guy
  15. Sleeping comes so naturally to me
    I could do it with my eyes closed
  16. I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
    But none of them work.
  17. What washes up on tiny beaches?
    Microwaves
  18. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
    Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
  19. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.
  20. When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
    It's intense tense in tents
  21. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
    I lost my case
  22. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
    but it does have a Liverpool
  23. What do you call the wife of a hippie?
    A Mississippi (Mrs. Hippie)
  24. German sausage jokes
    are just the wurst
  25. Jill broke her finger today
    but on the other hand she was completely fine
  26. I used to be indecisive
    now I'm not so sure
  27. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator
  28. What are the strongest days of the week?
    Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
  29. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    Tequila mockingbird