All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.There’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?AMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdaynow I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveThen ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayIreland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meMicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesIt'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.are justthewurstGermansausagejokesSUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?I NoahguyNeedan ark?“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.There’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?AMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdaynow I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveThen ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayIreland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meMicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesIt'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.are justthewurstGermansausagejokesSUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?I NoahguyNeedan ark?“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?

Some Funny (?) Puns and Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
    All I did was take a day off
  2. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
    A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
  3. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
  4. What do you call the wife of a hippie?
    A Mississippi (Mrs. Hippie)
  5. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
    Nothing - but it let out a little whine
  6. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday
    But I couldn't find any.
  7. I used to be indecisive
    now I'm not so sure
  8. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.
  9. How do you throw a space party?
    You planet
  10. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.
  11. Jill broke her finger today
    but on the other hand she was completely fine
  12. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
    Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
  13. What are the strongest days of the week?
    Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
  14. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator
  15. Will glass coffins be a success?
    Remains to be seen.
  16. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
    That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
  17. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
    A maybe
  18. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
    I don't know and don't really care
  19. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
    I lost my case
  20. Sleeping comes so naturally to me
    I could do it with my eyes closed
  21. What washes up on tiny beaches?
    Microwaves
  22. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
    but it does have a Liverpool
  23. When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
    It's intense tense in tents
  24. German sausage jokes
    are just the wurst
  25. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    SUPPLIES!
  26. Need an ark?
    I Noah guy
  27. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:
    “That’s the last thing I need!”
  28. I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
    But none of them work.
  29. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    Tequila mockingbird