now I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveThere’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesI NoahguyNeedan ark?AMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesYouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meAmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayIreland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayHe's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?now I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveThere’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesI NoahguyNeedan ark?AMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesYouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meAmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayIreland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayHe's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?

Some Funny (?) Puns and Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I used to be indecisive
    now I'm not so sure
  2. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
  3. What are the strongest days of the week?
    Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
  4. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
    but it does have a Liverpool
  5. Need an ark?
    I Noah guy
  6. What do you call the wife of a hippie?
    A Mississippi (Mrs. Hippie)
  7. German sausage jokes
    are just the wurst
  8. How do you throw a space party?
    You planet
  9. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:
    “That’s the last thing I need!”
  10. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
    Nothing - but it let out a little whine
  11. I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
    But none of them work.
  12. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
    That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
  13. What washes up on tiny beaches?
    Microwaves
  14. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator
  15. Will glass coffins be a success?
    Remains to be seen.
  16. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    Tequila mockingbird
  17. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
    All I did was take a day off
  18. When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
    It's intense tense in tents
  19. Sleeping comes so naturally to me
    I could do it with my eyes closed
  20. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
    A maybe
  21. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
    I lost my case
  22. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday
    But I couldn't find any.
  23. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
    Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
  24. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
    I don't know and don't really care
  25. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.
  26. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    SUPPLIES!
  27. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
    A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
  28. Jill broke her finger today
    but on the other hand she was completely fine
  29. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.