I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meThere’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesI lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?I NoahguyNeedan ark?Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayBut Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayBut noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesnow I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveAMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meThere’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesI lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?I NoahguyNeedan ark?Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayBut Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayBut noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesnow I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveAMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?

Some Funny (?) Puns and Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Sleeping comes so naturally to me
    I could do it with my eyes closed
  2. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
  3. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
    but it does have a Liverpool
  4. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
    I lost my case
  5. Will glass coffins be a success?
    Remains to be seen.
  6. Need an ark?
    I Noah guy
  7. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
    Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
  8. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
    Nothing - but it let out a little whine
  9. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    Tequila mockingbird
  10. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
    All I did was take a day off
  11. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:
    “That’s the last thing I need!”
  12. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
    A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
  13. How do you throw a space party?
    You planet
  14. What washes up on tiny beaches?
    Microwaves
  15. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator
  16. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    SUPPLIES!
  17. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.
  18. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
    That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
  19. Jill broke her finger today
    but on the other hand she was completely fine
  20. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday
    But I couldn't find any.
  21. I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
    But none of them work.
  22. When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
    It's intense tense in tents
  23. What are the strongest days of the week?
    Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
  24. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
    I don't know and don't really care
  25. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.
  26. German sausage jokes
    are just the wurst
  27. I used to be indecisive
    now I'm not so sure
  28. What do you call the wife of a hippie?
    A Mississippi (Mrs. Hippie)
  29. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
    A maybe