now I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveare justthewurstGermansausagejokesI don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?AMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:There’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayA woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?I NoahguyNeedan ark?But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayRemainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesnow I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveare justthewurstGermansausagejokesI don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?AMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:There’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayA woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?I NoahguyNeedan ark?But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayRemainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikes

Some Funny (?) Puns and Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I used to be indecisive
    now I'm not so sure
  2. German sausage jokes
    are just the wurst
  3. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
    I don't know and don't really care
  4. What washes up on tiny beaches?
    Microwaves
  5. What do you call the wife of a hippie?
    A Mississippi (Mrs. Hippie)
  6. How do you throw a space party?
    You planet
  7. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.
  8. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:
    “That’s the last thing I need!”
  9. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
  10. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday
    But I couldn't find any.
  11. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
    A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
  12. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
    I lost my case
  13. What are the strongest days of the week?
    Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
  14. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    Tequila mockingbird
  15. Need an ark?
    I Noah guy
  16. I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
    But none of them work.
  17. Jill broke her finger today
    but on the other hand she was completely fine
  18. Will glass coffins be a success?
    Remains to be seen.
  19. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
    A maybe
  20. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
    Nothing - but it let out a little whine
  21. Sleeping comes so naturally to me
    I could do it with my eyes closed
  22. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
    That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
  23. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.
  24. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
    Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
  25. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator
  26. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    SUPPLIES!
  27. When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
    It's intense tense in tents
  28. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
    All I did was take a day off
  29. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
    but it does have a Liverpool