now I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveTequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesIt'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.AMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayThere’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayAninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?I NoahguyNeedan ark?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesA woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meThen ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?now I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveTequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesIt'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.AMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayThere’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayAninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?I NoahguyNeedan ark?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesA woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meThen ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?

Some Funny (?) Puns and Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I used to be indecisive
    now I'm not so sure
  2. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    Tequila mockingbird
  3. Will glass coffins be a success?
    Remains to be seen.
  4. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
    That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
  5. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:
    “That’s the last thing I need!”
  6. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
    but it does have a Liverpool
  7. When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
    It's intense tense in tents
  8. What washes up on tiny beaches?
    Microwaves
  9. How do you throw a space party?
    You planet
  10. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
    A maybe
  11. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
    All I did was take a day off
  12. What do you call the wife of a hippie?
    A Mississippi (Mrs. Hippie)
  13. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
    I lost my case
  14. I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
    But none of them work.
  15. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
    I don't know and don't really care
  16. Jill broke her finger today
    but on the other hand she was completely fine
  17. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
  18. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday
    But I couldn't find any.
  19. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator
  20. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.
  21. Need an ark?
    I Noah guy
  22. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
    Nothing - but it let out a little whine
  23. German sausage jokes
    are just the wurst
  24. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
    A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
  25. Sleeping comes so naturally to me
    I could do it with my eyes closed
  26. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.
  27. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    SUPPLIES!
  28. What are the strongest days of the week?
    Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
  29. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
    Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.