I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meI NoahguyNeedan ark?YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:are justthewurstGermansausagejokesIreland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?There’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayAMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayNothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.now I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveBut noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meI NoahguyNeedan ark?YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:are justthewurstGermansausagejokesIreland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?There’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayAMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayNothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.now I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveBut noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?

Some Funny (?) Puns and Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Sleeping comes so naturally to me
    I could do it with my eyes closed
  2. Need an ark?
    I Noah guy
  3. How do you throw a space party?
    You planet
  4. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
    but it does have a Liverpool
  5. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
    That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
  6. When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
    It's intense tense in tents
  7. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
    A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
  8. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:
    “That’s the last thing I need!”
  9. German sausage jokes
    are just the wurst
  10. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
    Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
  11. What washes up on tiny beaches?
    Microwaves
  12. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
    I lost my case
  13. Will glass coffins be a success?
    Remains to be seen.
  14. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.
  15. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    Tequila mockingbird
  16. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
  17. What are the strongest days of the week?
    Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
  18. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator
  19. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday
    But I couldn't find any.
  20. What do you call the wife of a hippie?
    A Mississippi (Mrs. Hippie)
  21. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.
  22. Jill broke her finger today
    but on the other hand she was completely fine
  23. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
    Nothing - but it let out a little whine
  24. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
    A maybe
  25. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
    I don't know and don't really care
  26. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
    All I did was take a day off
  27. I used to be indecisive
    now I'm not so sure
  28. I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
    But none of them work.
  29. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    SUPPLIES!