Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayAll I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?now I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveMicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.I NoahguyNeedan ark?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meA woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesBut noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,are justthewurstGermansausagejokesbut on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayThere’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?AMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayAll I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?now I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveMicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.I NoahguyNeedan ark?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meA woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesBut noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,are justthewurstGermansausagejokesbut on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayThere’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?AMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?

Some Funny (?) Puns and Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
    Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
  2. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    Tequila mockingbird
  3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.
  4. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
    I lost my case
  5. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    SUPPLIES!
  6. When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
    It's intense tense in tents
  7. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday
    But I couldn't find any.
  8. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
    All I did was take a day off
  9. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
    That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
  10. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator
  11. I used to be indecisive
    now I'm not so sure
  12. What washes up on tiny beaches?
    Microwaves
  13. Will glass coffins be a success?
    Remains to be seen.
  14. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
    A maybe
  15. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:
    “That’s the last thing I need!”
  16. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.
  17. Need an ark?
    I Noah guy
  18. Sleeping comes so naturally to me
    I could do it with my eyes closed
  19. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
    A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
  20. What are the strongest days of the week?
    Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
  21. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
    but it does have a Liverpool
  22. I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
    But none of them work.
  23. German sausage jokes
    are just the wurst
  24. Jill broke her finger today
    but on the other hand she was completely fine
  25. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
  26. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
    Nothing - but it let out a little whine
  27. What do you call the wife of a hippie?
    A Mississippi (Mrs. Hippie)
  28. How do you throw a space party?
    You planet
  29. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
    I don't know and don't really care