I NoahguyNeedan ark?There’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?now I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveYouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meBut noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesI lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.AMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayRemainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesBut Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayAninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?I NoahguyNeedan ark?There’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?now I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveYouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meBut noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesI lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.AMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayRemainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesBut Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayAninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?

Some Funny (?) Puns and Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Need an ark?
    I Noah guy
  2. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
  3. I used to be indecisive
    now I'm not so sure
  4. How do you throw a space party?
    You planet
  5. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.
  6. Sleeping comes so naturally to me
    I could do it with my eyes closed
  7. I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
    But none of them work.
  8. When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
    It's intense tense in tents
  9. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
    That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
  10. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
    I don't know and don't really care
  11. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    Tequila mockingbird
  12. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
    Nothing - but it let out a little whine
  13. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
    Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
  14. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.
  15. What are the strongest days of the week?
    Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
  16. German sausage jokes
    are just the wurst
  17. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
    I lost my case
  18. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    SUPPLIES!
  19. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
    All I did was take a day off
  20. What do you call the wife of a hippie?
    A Mississippi (Mrs. Hippie)
  21. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
    A maybe
  22. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:
    “That’s the last thing I need!”
  23. What washes up on tiny beaches?
    Microwaves
  24. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
    A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
  25. Jill broke her finger today
    but on the other hand she was completely fine
  26. Will glass coffins be a success?
    Remains to be seen.
  27. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
    but it does have a Liverpool
  28. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday
    But I couldn't find any.
  29. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator