now I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveAmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meBut noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayNothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?AMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayA woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesI NoahguyNeedan ark?I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.There’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.now I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveAmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meBut noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayNothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?AMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayA woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesI NoahguyNeedan ark?I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.There’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.

Some Funny (?) Puns and Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I used to be indecisive
    now I'm not so sure
  2. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
    A maybe
  3. How do you throw a space party?
    You planet
  4. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
    All I did was take a day off
  5. What are the strongest days of the week?
    Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
  6. Sleeping comes so naturally to me
    I could do it with my eyes closed
  7. I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
    But none of them work.
  8. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:
    “That’s the last thing I need!”
  9. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday
    But I couldn't find any.
  10. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
    Nothing - but it let out a little whine
  11. What do you call the wife of a hippie?
    A Mississippi (Mrs. Hippie)
  12. Jill broke her finger today
    but on the other hand she was completely fine
  13. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
    A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
  14. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
    but it does have a Liverpool
  15. Need an ark?
    I Noah guy
  16. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
    I lost my case
  17. What washes up on tiny beaches?
    Microwaves
  18. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
    Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
  19. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.
  20. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.
  21. Will glass coffins be a success?
    Remains to be seen.
  22. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    Tequila mockingbird
  23. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
    I don't know and don't really care
  24. When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
    It's intense tense in tents
  25. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
  26. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    SUPPLIES!
  27. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator
  28. German sausage jokes
    are just the wurst
  29. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
    That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes