Stays afterclass toanswerquestionsDr. Seemanpounds onground ordesk*gets reallyloud andpassionateaboutsomething**pushesback thetest by aweek*Dr.SeemanpoundswhiteboardDr. Seemangetsstressedabout thetimeObscurephrase (i.e."gobble-guck")"If I wereoutwhoring onKiersten..."Dr. Seemananswers questionby repeatingunrelatedanswer fromlectureraises eyebrowsand looksaround with thedeer-in-the-headlights look"Thepimp ismistaken"Dr.Seemanwears asweater*getsreally quietto almostbeing able notto hear him**uses adifferentvoice*Dr. Seemansharesone of hissignaturestoriesDr. Seemanlaughs athis own jokeDr. Seemangesturesemphaticallyor flails armsTalks in thirdperson /refers tohimself as“brad”Powerpointslides haveparagraphsof unbrokentext"It SHOULDnot happen,it OUGHTnot happen"“Can Iborrow thehandoutfromsomeone?"*skips many,MANY slidesof content*Says a funnyword thatactuallyarticulates thepoint pretty well*Wheatonismentioned*Stays afterclass toanswerquestionsDr. Seemanpounds onground ordesk*gets reallyloud andpassionateaboutsomething**pushesback thetest by aweek*Dr.SeemanpoundswhiteboardDr. Seemangetsstressedabout thetimeObscurephrase (i.e."gobble-guck")"If I wereoutwhoring onKiersten..."Dr. Seemananswers questionby repeatingunrelatedanswer fromlectureraises eyebrowsand looksaround with thedeer-in-the-headlights look"Thepimp ismistaken"Dr.Seemanwears asweater*getsreally quietto almostbeing able notto hear him**uses adifferentvoice*Dr. Seemansharesone of hissignaturestoriesDr. Seemanlaughs athis own jokeDr. Seemangesturesemphaticallyor flails armsTalks in thirdperson /refers tohimself as“brad”Powerpointslides haveparagraphsof unbrokentext"It SHOULDnot happen,it OUGHTnot happen"“Can Iborrow thehandoutfromsomeone?"*skips many,MANY slidesof content*Says a funnyword thatactuallyarticulates thepoint pretty well*Wheatonismentioned*

Dr. Seeman Contemp Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Stays after class to answer questions
  2. Dr. Seeman pounds on ground or desk
  3. *gets really loud and passionate about something*
  4. *pushes back the test by a week*
  5. Dr. Seeman pounds whiteboard
  6. Dr. Seeman gets stressed about the time
  7. Obscure phrase (i.e. "gobble-guck")
  8. "If I were out whoring on Kiersten..."
  9. Dr. Seeman answers question by repeating unrelated answer from lecture
  10. raises eyebrows and looks around with the deer-in-the- headlights look
  11. "The pimp is mistaken"
  12. Dr. Seeman wears a sweater
  13. *gets really quiet to almost being able not to hear him*
  14. *uses a different voice*
  15. Dr. Seeman shares one of his signature stories
  16. Dr. Seeman laughs at his own joke
  17. Dr. Seeman gestures emphatically or flails arms
  18. Talks in third person / refers to himself as “brad”
  19. Powerpoint slides have paragraphs of unbroken text
  20. "It SHOULD not happen, it OUGHT not happen"
  21. “Can I borrow the handout from someone?"
  22. *skips many, MANY slides of content*
  23. Says a funny word that actually articulates the point pretty well
  24. *Wheaton is mentioned*