"If I wereoutwhoring onKiersten..."*Wheatonismentioned**uses adifferentvoice*Dr. Seemanpounds onground ordeskDr. Seemanlaughs athis own jokeSays a funnyword thatactuallyarticulates thepoint pretty well“Can Iborrow thehandoutfromsomeone?"Talks in thirdperson /refers tohimself as“brad”Dr.SeemanpoundswhiteboardDr. Seemangesturesemphaticallyor flails armsPowerpointslides haveparagraphsof unbrokentext"Thepimp ismistaken"*skips many,MANY slidesof content*raises eyebrowsand looksaround with thedeer-in-the-headlights look*getsreally quietto almostbeing able notto hear him*Dr.Seemanwears asweater"It SHOULDnot happen,it OUGHTnot happen"Dr. Seemangetsstressedabout thetime*pushesback thetest by aweek*Dr. Seemananswers questionby repeatingunrelatedanswer fromlectureStays afterclass toanswerquestionsDr. Seemansharesone of hissignaturestoriesObscurephrase (i.e."gobble-guck")*gets reallyloud andpassionateaboutsomething*"If I wereoutwhoring onKiersten..."*Wheatonismentioned**uses adifferentvoice*Dr. Seemanpounds onground ordeskDr. Seemanlaughs athis own jokeSays a funnyword thatactuallyarticulates thepoint pretty well“Can Iborrow thehandoutfromsomeone?"Talks in thirdperson /refers tohimself as“brad”Dr.SeemanpoundswhiteboardDr. Seemangesturesemphaticallyor flails armsPowerpointslides haveparagraphsof unbrokentext"Thepimp ismistaken"*skips many,MANY slidesof content*raises eyebrowsand looksaround with thedeer-in-the-headlights look*getsreally quietto almostbeing able notto hear him*Dr.Seemanwears asweater"It SHOULDnot happen,it OUGHTnot happen"Dr. Seemangetsstressedabout thetime*pushesback thetest by aweek*Dr. Seemananswers questionby repeatingunrelatedanswer fromlectureStays afterclass toanswerquestionsDr. Seemansharesone of hissignaturestoriesObscurephrase (i.e."gobble-guck")*gets reallyloud andpassionateaboutsomething*

Dr. Seeman Contemp Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "If I were out whoring on Kiersten..."
  2. *Wheaton is mentioned*
  3. *uses a different voice*
  4. Dr. Seeman pounds on ground or desk
  5. Dr. Seeman laughs at his own joke
  6. Says a funny word that actually articulates the point pretty well
  7. “Can I borrow the handout from someone?"
  8. Talks in third person / refers to himself as “brad”
  9. Dr. Seeman pounds whiteboard
  10. Dr. Seeman gestures emphatically or flails arms
  11. Powerpoint slides have paragraphs of unbroken text
  12. "The pimp is mistaken"
  13. *skips many, MANY slides of content*
  14. raises eyebrows and looks around with the deer-in-the- headlights look
  15. *gets really quiet to almost being able not to hear him*
  16. Dr. Seeman wears a sweater
  17. "It SHOULD not happen, it OUGHT not happen"
  18. Dr. Seeman gets stressed about the time
  19. *pushes back the test by a week*
  20. Dr. Seeman answers question by repeating unrelated answer from lecture
  21. Stays after class to answer questions
  22. Dr. Seeman shares one of his signature stories
  23. Obscure phrase (i.e. "gobble-guck")
  24. *gets really loud and passionate about something*