"XP? Youlevel upwhen I sayyou levelup!"Already talkingabout their nextcampaign in thelast fewsessions of thecurrent oneConstantlyincorporatestheir favoritefranchiseeverywhereInsists CRis a loadof totalnonsenseMakes art/musicfor the campaigneven though theyinsist they'reterrible at itRolls superlow as aplayer butsuper highas a DMToo giddyabout theirideas tokeep secrets5000+ wordsof lore, 90%of it nevergets usedBiggest fearis being arailroadingDMTried and failedto run acampaignonline at thestart of thepandemicHas themost diceat thetableLikes to intimidateplayers byshowing off howmany dice theyneed to roll for anattackPlayers think theyhave 8 yearsexperience withthe game- theyactually have 8monthsEggcrackedbecauseof D&DPlayers sounpredictablethey prep forthe sessionduring thesession itself"How doyou wantto dothis?"First or secondexperience withD&D was acomplete horrorstoryHas at least1 player thatwas in theirlastcampaign"I forgot you hadthat item/classfeature" (actuallycreated thisscenario specificallyfor the player to useit)Knows someplayers'sheets betterthan they doHas noconfidence intheir DM skillsdespiteeverythingplayers sayIs never upsetat the playersEXCEPT forwhen peoplestop showingup on timeHas madeplayers rollperception forno reason otherthan to makethem nervousAlways citestunnel fighteras why theydon't allowUA"XP? Youlevel upwhen I sayyou levelup!"Already talkingabout their nextcampaign in thelast fewsessions of thecurrent oneConstantlyincorporatestheir favoritefranchiseeverywhereInsists CRis a loadof totalnonsenseMakes art/musicfor the campaigneven though theyinsist they'reterrible at itRolls superlow as aplayer butsuper highas a DMToo giddyabout theirideas tokeep secrets5000+ wordsof lore, 90%of it nevergets usedBiggest fearis being arailroadingDMTried and failedto run acampaignonline at thestart of thepandemicHas themost diceat thetableLikes to intimidateplayers byshowing off howmany dice theyneed to roll for anattackPlayers think theyhave 8 yearsexperience withthe game- theyactually have 8monthsEggcrackedbecauseof D&DPlayers sounpredictablethey prep forthe sessionduring thesession itself"How doyou wantto dothis?"First or secondexperience withD&D was acomplete horrorstoryHas at least1 player thatwas in theirlastcampaign"I forgot you hadthat item/classfeature" (actuallycreated thisscenario specificallyfor the player to useit)Knows someplayers'sheets betterthan they doHas noconfidence intheir DM skillsdespiteeverythingplayers sayIs never upsetat the playersEXCEPT forwhen peoplestop showingup on timeHas madeplayers rollperception forno reason otherthan to makethem nervousAlways citestunnel fighteras why theydon't allowUA

D&D Dungeon Master Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "XP? You level up when I say you level up!"
  2. Already talking about their next campaign in the last few sessions of the current one
  3. Constantly incorporates their favorite franchise everywhere
  4. Insists CR is a load of total nonsense
  5. Makes art/music for the campaign even though they insist they're terrible at it
  6. Rolls super low as a player but super high as a DM
  7. Too giddy about their ideas to keep secrets
  8. 5000+ words of lore, 90% of it never gets used
  9. Biggest fear is being a railroading DM
  10. Tried and failed to run a campaign online at the start of the pandemic
  11. Has the most dice at the table
  12. Likes to intimidate players by showing off how many dice they need to roll for an attack
  13. Players think they have 8 years experience with the game- they actually have 8 months
  14. Egg cracked because of D&D
  15. Players so unpredictable they prep for the session during the session itself
  16. "How do you want to do this?"
  17. First or second experience with D&D was a complete horror story
  18. Has at least 1 player that was in their last campaign
  19. "I forgot you had that item/class feature" (actually created this scenario specifically for the player to use it)
  20. Knows some players' sheets better than they do
  21. Has no confidence in their DM skills despite everything players say
  22. Is never upset at the players EXCEPT for when people stop showing up on time
  23. Has made players roll perception for no reason other than to make them nervous
  24. Always cites tunnel fighter as why they don't allow UA