Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Used TV as a babysitter Ate food in the store w/o paying first Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Bribed your kid to do anything Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Spent your child’s birthday money Left home panti-less Lied about your kid's age for a discount Used the bathroom with the door open Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Been embarrassed by your child Used the term, “because I said so Bribed your kid to do anything Lied about your kid's age for a discount Did your child's homework Used your child as an excuse not to do something Ate food in the store w/o paying first “lost” your child’s precious artwork Sneezed and peed on yourself Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Used spit to wipe your child's face Been embarrassed by your child Had a mommy meltdown Been caught in the act by your child Whisper screamed Been caught in the act by your child Played sleep when your kids were calling you Used your child as an excuse not to do something Googled your kid’s symptoms Googled your kid’s symptoms Used spit to wipe your child's face Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner “lost” your child’s precious artwork Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Played sleep when your kids were calling you Did your child's homework Left home panti-less Sneezed and peed on yourself Whisper screamed Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Used the term, “because I said so Spent your child’s birthday money Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Used the bathroom with the door open Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Used TV as a babysitter Had a mommy meltdown Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Used TV as a babysitter Ate food in the store w/o paying first Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Bribed your kid to do anything Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Spent your child’s birthday money Left home panti-less Lied about your kid's age for a discount Used the bathroom with the door open Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Been embarrassed by your child Used the term, “because I said so Bribed your kid to do anything Lied about your kid's age for a discount Did your child's homework Used your child as an excuse not to do something Ate food in the store w/o paying first “lost” your child’s precious artwork Sneezed and peed on yourself Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Used spit to wipe your child's face Been embarrassed by your child Had a mommy meltdown Been caught in the act by your child Whisper screamed Been caught in the act by your child Played sleep when your kids were calling you Used your child as an excuse not to do something Googled your kid’s symptoms Googled your kid’s symptoms Used spit to wipe your child's face Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner “lost” your child’s precious artwork Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Played sleep when your kids were calling you Did your child's homework Left home panti-less Sneezed and peed on yourself Whisper screamed Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Used the term, “because I said so Spent your child’s birthday money Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Used the bathroom with the door open Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Used TV as a babysitter Had a mommy meltdown Forgot to play "tooth fairy"
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Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket
Used TV as a babysitter
Ate food in the store w/o paying first
Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner
Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket
Bribed your kid to do anything
Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids
Spent your child’s birthday money
Left home panti-less
Lied about your kid's age for a discount
Used the bathroom with the door open
Forgot to play "tooth fairy"
Been embarrassed by your child
Used the term, “because I said so
Bribed your kid to do anything
Lied about your kid's age for a discount
Did your child's homework
Used your child as an excuse not to do something
Ate food in the store w/o paying first
“lost” your child’s precious artwork
Sneezed and peed on yourself
Had your child lie and say you weren’t home
Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids
Used spit to wipe your child's face
Been embarrassed by your child
Had a mommy meltdown
Been caught in the act by your child
Whisper screamed
Been caught in the act by your child
Played sleep when your kids were calling you
Used your child as an excuse not to do something
Googled your kid’s symptoms
Googled your kid’s symptoms
Used spit to wipe your child's face
Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner
“lost” your child’s precious artwork
Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids
Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids
Played sleep when your kids were calling you
Did your child's homework
Left home panti-less
Sneezed and peed on yourself
Whisper screamed
Told your child, "don't tell your dad"
Used the term, “because I said so
Spent your child’s birthday money
Had your child lie and say you weren’t home
Used the bathroom with the door open
Told your child, "don't tell your dad"
Used TV as a babysitter
Had a mommy meltdown
Forgot to play "tooth fairy"
