“lost” your child’s precious artwork Spent your child’s birthday money Sneezed and peed on yourself Had a mommy meltdown Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Used the bathroom with the door open Did your child's homework Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Been caught in the act by your child Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Googled your kid’s symptoms Ate food in the store w/o paying first Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Been embarrassed by your child Left home panti-less Used spit to wipe your child's face Used your child as an excuse not to do something Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Played sleep when your kids were calling you Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Bribed your kid to do anything Used the term, “because I said so Whisper screamed Lied about your kid's age for a discount Used TV as a babysitter “lost” your child’s precious artwork Spent your child’s birthday money Sneezed and peed on yourself Had a mommy meltdown Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Used the bathroom with the door open Did your child's homework Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Been caught in the act by your child Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Googled your kid’s symptoms Ate food in the store w/o paying first Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Been embarrassed by your child Left home panti-less Used spit to wipe your child's face Used your child as an excuse not to do something Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Played sleep when your kids were calling you Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Bribed your kid to do anything Used the term, “because I said so Whisper screamed Lied about your kid's age for a discount Used TV as a babysitter
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“lost” your child’s precious artwork
Spent your child’s birthday money
Sneezed and peed on yourself
Had a mommy meltdown
Forgot to play "tooth fairy"
Used the bathroom with the door open
Did your child's homework
Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket
Been caught in the act by your child
Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids
Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner
Googled your kid’s symptoms
Ate food in the store w/o paying first
Had your child lie and say you weren’t home
Been embarrassed by your child
Left home panti-less
Used spit to wipe your child's face
Used your child as an excuse not to do something
Told your child, "don't tell your dad"
Played sleep when your kids were calling you
Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids
Bribed your kid to do anything
Used the term, “because I said so
Whisper screamed
Lied about your kid's age for a discount
Used TV as a babysitter
