Whisper screamed Did your child's homework Spent your child’s birthday money Left home panti-less Sneezed and peed on yourself Bribed your kid to do anything Been embarrassed by your child Used TV as a babysitter Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket “lost” your child’s precious artwork Had a mommy meltdown Ate food in the store w/o paying first Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Used spit to wipe your child's face Googled your kid’s symptoms Used your child as an excuse not to do something Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Lied about your kid's age for a discount Used the bathroom with the door open Been caught in the act by your child Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Used the term, “because I said so Played sleep when your kids were calling you Whisper screamed Did your child's homework Spent your child’s birthday money Left home panti-less Sneezed and peed on yourself Bribed your kid to do anything Been embarrassed by your child Used TV as a babysitter Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket “lost” your child’s precious artwork Had a mommy meltdown Ate food in the store w/o paying first Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Used spit to wipe your child's face Googled your kid’s symptoms Used your child as an excuse not to do something Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Lied about your kid's age for a discount Used the bathroom with the door open Been caught in the act by your child Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Used the term, “because I said so Played sleep when your kids were calling you
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Whisper screamed
Did your child's homework
Spent your child’s birthday money
Left home panti-less
Sneezed and peed on yourself
Bribed your kid to do anything
Been embarrassed by your child
Used TV as a babysitter
Forgot to play "tooth fairy"
Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket
“lost” your child’s precious artwork
Had a mommy meltdown
Ate food in the store w/o paying first
Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids
Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids
Used spit to wipe your child's face
Googled your kid’s symptoms
Used your child as an excuse not to do something
Told your child, "don't tell your dad"
Lied about your kid's age for a discount
Used the bathroom with the door open
Been caught in the act by your child
Had your child lie and say you weren’t home
Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner
Used the term, “because I said so
Played sleep when your kids were calling you
