Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Lied about your kid's age for a discount Used the bathroom with the door open Used your child as an excuse not to do something Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Used TV as a babysitter Been caught in the act by your child Whisper screamed Did your child's homework Ate food in the store w/o paying first Used the term, “because I said so Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Bribed your kid to do anything Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Played sleep when your kids were calling you “lost” your child’s precious artwork Spent your child’s birthday money Sneezed and peed on yourself Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Left home panti-less Been embarrassed by your child Used spit to wipe your child's face Had a mommy meltdown Googled your kid’s symptoms Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Lied about your kid's age for a discount Used the bathroom with the door open Used your child as an excuse not to do something Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Used TV as a babysitter Been caught in the act by your child Whisper screamed Did your child's homework Ate food in the store w/o paying first Used the term, “because I said so Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Bribed your kid to do anything Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Played sleep when your kids were calling you “lost” your child’s precious artwork Spent your child’s birthday money Sneezed and peed on yourself Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Left home panti-less Been embarrassed by your child Used spit to wipe your child's face Had a mommy meltdown Googled your kid’s symptoms
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Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket
Lied about your kid's age for a discount
Used the bathroom with the door open
Used your child as an excuse not to do something
Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner
Used TV as a babysitter
Been caught in the act by your child
Whisper screamed
Did your child's homework
Ate food in the store w/o paying first
Used the term, “because I said so
Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids
Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids
Bribed your kid to do anything
Told your child, "don't tell your dad"
Had your child lie and say you weren’t home
Played sleep when your kids were calling you
“lost” your child’s precious artwork
Spent your child’s birthday money
Sneezed and peed on yourself
Forgot to play "tooth fairy"
Left home panti-less
Been embarrassed by your child
Used spit to wipe your child's face
Had a mommy meltdown
Googled your kid’s symptoms
