Used the term, “because I said so Whisper screamed Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Used TV as a babysitter Did your child's homework Bribed your kid to do anything Used your child as an excuse not to do something Left home panti-less Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Lied about your kid's age for a discount Spent your child’s birthday money Ate food in the store w/o paying first Sneezed and peed on yourself Used the bathroom with the door open Used spit to wipe your child's face Been caught in the act by your child Been embarrassed by your child Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Played sleep when your kids were calling you Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner “lost” your child’s precious artwork Had a mommy meltdown Googled your kid’s symptoms Used the term, “because I said so Whisper screamed Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Used TV as a babysitter Did your child's homework Bribed your kid to do anything Used your child as an excuse not to do something Left home panti-less Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Lied about your kid's age for a discount Spent your child’s birthday money Ate food in the store w/o paying first Sneezed and peed on yourself Used the bathroom with the door open Used spit to wipe your child's face Been caught in the act by your child Been embarrassed by your child Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Played sleep when your kids were calling you Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner “lost” your child’s precious artwork Had a mommy meltdown Googled your kid’s symptoms
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Used the term, “because I said so
Whisper screamed
Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket
Had your child lie and say you weren’t home
Forgot to play "tooth fairy"
Used TV as a babysitter
Did your child's homework
Bribed your kid to do anything
Used your child as an excuse not to do something
Left home panti-less
Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids
Lied about your kid's age for a discount
Spent your child’s birthday money
Ate food in the store w/o paying first
Sneezed and peed on yourself
Used the bathroom with the door open
Used spit to wipe your child's face
Been caught in the act by your child
Been embarrassed by your child
Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids
Played sleep when your kids were calling you
Told your child, "don't tell your dad"
Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner
“lost” your child’s precious artwork
Had a mommy meltdown
Googled your kid’s symptoms
