Played sleep when your kids were calling you Used spit to wipe your child's face Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Been embarrassed by your child Used the term, “because I said so Whisper screamed Did your child's homework Googled your kid’s symptoms Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Used TV as a babysitter Been caught in the act by your child Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Used your child as an excuse not to do something Sneezed and peed on yourself Left home panti-less Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Bribed your kid to do anything “lost” your child’s precious artwork Had a mommy meltdown Ate food in the store w/o paying first Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Lied about your kid's age for a discount Spent your child’s birthday money Used the bathroom with the door open Played sleep when your kids were calling you Used spit to wipe your child's face Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Been embarrassed by your child Used the term, “because I said so Whisper screamed Did your child's homework Googled your kid’s symptoms Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Used TV as a babysitter Been caught in the act by your child Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Used your child as an excuse not to do something Sneezed and peed on yourself Left home panti-less Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Bribed your kid to do anything “lost” your child’s precious artwork Had a mommy meltdown Ate food in the store w/o paying first Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Lied about your kid's age for a discount Spent your child’s birthday money Used the bathroom with the door open
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Played sleep when your kids were calling you
Used spit to wipe your child's face
Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket
Been embarrassed by your child
Used the term, “because I said so
Whisper screamed
Did your child's homework
Googled your kid’s symptoms
Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner
Used TV as a babysitter
Been caught in the act by your child
Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids
Forgot to play "tooth fairy"
Told your child, "don't tell your dad"
Used your child as an excuse not to do something
Sneezed and peed on yourself
Left home panti-less
Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids
Bribed your kid to do anything
“lost” your child’s precious artwork
Had a mommy meltdown
Ate food in the store w/o paying first
Had your child lie and say you weren’t home
Lied about your kid's age for a discount
Spent your child’s birthday money
Used the bathroom with the door open
