Played sleep when your kids were calling you Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Whisper screamed Used the bathroom with the door open Did your child's homework “lost” your child’s precious artwork Used your child as an excuse not to do something Had a mommy meltdown Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Left home panti-less Spent your child’s birthday money Been caught in the act by your child Googled your kid’s symptoms Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Ate food in the store w/o paying first Lied about your kid's age for a discount Bribed your kid to do anything Used spit to wipe your child's face Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Used the term, “because I said so Sneezed and peed on yourself Used TV as a babysitter Been embarrassed by your child Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Played sleep when your kids were calling you Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Whisper screamed Used the bathroom with the door open Did your child's homework “lost” your child’s precious artwork Used your child as an excuse not to do something Had a mommy meltdown Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Left home panti-less Spent your child’s birthday money Been caught in the act by your child Googled your kid’s symptoms Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Ate food in the store w/o paying first Lied about your kid's age for a discount Bribed your kid to do anything Used spit to wipe your child's face Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Used the term, “because I said so Sneezed and peed on yourself Used TV as a babysitter Been embarrassed by your child Told your child, "don't tell your dad"
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Played sleep when your kids were calling you
Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket
Whisper screamed
Used the bathroom with the door open
Did your child's homework
“lost” your child’s precious artwork
Used your child as an excuse not to do something
Had a mommy meltdown
Had your child lie and say you weren’t home
Left home panti-less
Spent your child’s birthday money
Been caught in the act by your child
Googled your kid’s symptoms
Forgot to play "tooth fairy"
Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids
Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids
Ate food in the store w/o paying first
Lied about your kid's age for a discount
Bribed your kid to do anything
Used spit to wipe your child's face
Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner
Used the term, “because I said so
Sneezed and peed on yourself
Used TV as a babysitter
Been embarrassed by your child
Told your child, "don't tell your dad"
