“lost” your child’s precious artwork Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Googled your kid’s symptoms Used the term, “because I said so Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Whisper screamed Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Spent your child’s birthday money Ate food in the store w/o paying first Sneezed and peed on yourself Had a mommy meltdown Used your child as an excuse not to do something Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Played sleep when your kids were calling you Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Lied about your kid's age for a discount Left home panti-less Used the bathroom with the door open Been embarrassed by your child Used TV as a babysitter Bribed your kid to do anything Did your child's homework Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Been caught in the act by your child Used spit to wipe your child's face “lost” your child’s precious artwork Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Googled your kid’s symptoms Used the term, “because I said so Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Whisper screamed Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Spent your child’s birthday money Ate food in the store w/o paying first Sneezed and peed on yourself Had a mommy meltdown Used your child as an excuse not to do something Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Played sleep when your kids were calling you Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Lied about your kid's age for a discount Left home panti-less Used the bathroom with the door open Been embarrassed by your child Used TV as a babysitter Bribed your kid to do anything Did your child's homework Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Been caught in the act by your child Used spit to wipe your child's face
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“lost” your child’s precious artwork
Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids
Googled your kid’s symptoms
Used the term, “because I said so
Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket
Whisper screamed
Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner
Spent your child’s birthday money
Ate food in the store w/o paying first
Sneezed and peed on yourself
Had a mommy meltdown
Used your child as an excuse not to do something
Forgot to play "tooth fairy"
Played sleep when your kids were calling you
Told your child, "don't tell your dad"
Had your child lie and say you weren’t home
Lied about your kid's age for a discount
Left home panti-less
Used the bathroom with the door open
Been embarrassed by your child
Used TV as a babysitter
Bribed your kid to do anything
Did your child's homework
Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids
Been caught in the act by your child
Used spit to wipe your child's face
