Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Played sleep when your kids were calling you Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Spent your child’s birthday money Used your child as an excuse not to do something Bribed your kid to do anything Had a mommy meltdown Used the bathroom with the door open Did your child's homework Whisper screamed Sneezed and peed on yourself Ate food in the store w/o paying first Googled your kid’s symptoms Been embarrassed by your child Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Lied about your kid's age for a discount Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Left home panti-less Used the term, “because I said so Been caught in the act by your child Used spit to wipe your child's face “lost” your child’s precious artwork Used TV as a babysitter Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Played sleep when your kids were calling you Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Spent your child’s birthday money Used your child as an excuse not to do something Bribed your kid to do anything Had a mommy meltdown Used the bathroom with the door open Did your child's homework Whisper screamed Sneezed and peed on yourself Ate food in the store w/o paying first Googled your kid’s symptoms Been embarrassed by your child Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Lied about your kid's age for a discount Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Left home panti-less Used the term, “because I said so Been caught in the act by your child Used spit to wipe your child's face “lost” your child’s precious artwork Used TV as a babysitter Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Had your child lie and say you weren’t home
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Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket
Played sleep when your kids were calling you
Forgot to play "tooth fairy"
Spent your child’s birthday money
Used your child as an excuse not to do something
Bribed your kid to do anything
Had a mommy meltdown
Used the bathroom with the door open
Did your child's homework
Whisper screamed
Sneezed and peed on yourself
Ate food in the store w/o paying first
Googled your kid’s symptoms
Been embarrassed by your child
Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids
Told your child, "don't tell your dad"
Lied about your kid's age for a discount
Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids
Left home panti-less
Used the term, “because I said so
Been caught in the act by your child
Used spit to wipe your child's face
“lost” your child’s precious artwork
Used TV as a babysitter
Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner
Had your child lie and say you weren’t home
