Googled your kid’s symptoms Used TV as a babysitter Left home panti-less Used the bathroom with the door open “lost” your child’s precious artwork Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Been caught in the act by your child Bribed your kid to do anything Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Whisper screamed Had a mommy meltdown Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Played sleep when your kids were calling you Did your child's homework Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Used the term, “because I said so Lied about your kid's age for a discount Spent your child’s birthday money Sneezed and peed on yourself Used spit to wipe your child's face Been embarrassed by your child Used your child as an excuse not to do something Ate food in the store w/o paying first Googled your kid’s symptoms Used TV as a babysitter Left home panti-less Used the bathroom with the door open “lost” your child’s precious artwork Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Been caught in the act by your child Bribed your kid to do anything Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Whisper screamed Had a mommy meltdown Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Played sleep when your kids were calling you Did your child's homework Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Used the term, “because I said so Lied about your kid's age for a discount Spent your child’s birthday money Sneezed and peed on yourself Used spit to wipe your child's face Been embarrassed by your child Used your child as an excuse not to do something Ate food in the store w/o paying first
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Googled your kid’s symptoms
Used TV as a babysitter
Left home panti-less
Used the bathroom with the door open
“lost” your child’s precious artwork
Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket
Been caught in the act by your child
Bribed your kid to do anything
Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids
Whisper screamed
Had a mommy meltdown
Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids
Forgot to play "tooth fairy"
Played sleep when your kids were calling you
Did your child's homework
Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner
Had your child lie and say you weren’t home
Told your child, "don't tell your dad"
Used the term, “because I said so
Lied about your kid's age for a discount
Spent your child’s birthday money
Sneezed and peed on yourself
Used spit to wipe your child's face
Been embarrassed by your child
Used your child as an excuse not to do something
Ate food in the store w/o paying first
