Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Googled your kid’s symptoms Left home panti-less Used your child as an excuse not to do something Used spit to wipe your child's face Used the bathroom with the door open Been caught in the act by your child Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket “lost” your child’s precious artwork Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Had a mommy meltdown Used the term, “because I said so Been embarrassed by your child Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Sneezed and peed on yourself Did your child's homework Used TV as a babysitter Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Whisper screamed Lied about your kid's age for a discount Spent your child’s birthday money Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Ate food in the store w/o paying first Played sleep when your kids were calling you Bribed your kid to do anything Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Googled your kid’s symptoms Left home panti-less Used your child as an excuse not to do something Used spit to wipe your child's face Used the bathroom with the door open Been caught in the act by your child Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket “lost” your child’s precious artwork Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Had a mommy meltdown Used the term, “because I said so Been embarrassed by your child Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Sneezed and peed on yourself Did your child's homework Used TV as a babysitter Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Whisper screamed Lied about your kid's age for a discount Spent your child’s birthday money Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Ate food in the store w/o paying first Played sleep when your kids were calling you Bribed your kid to do anything
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Had your child lie and say you weren’t home
Googled your kid’s symptoms
Left home panti-less
Used your child as an excuse not to do something
Used spit to wipe your child's face
Used the bathroom with the door open
Been caught in the act by your child
Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket
“lost” your child’s precious artwork
Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner
Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids
Had a mommy meltdown
Used the term, “because I said so
Been embarrassed by your child
Forgot to play "tooth fairy"
Sneezed and peed on yourself
Did your child's homework
Used TV as a babysitter
Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids
Whisper screamed
Lied about your kid's age for a discount
Spent your child’s birthday money
Told your child, "don't tell your dad"
Ate food in the store w/o paying first
Played sleep when your kids were calling you
Bribed your kid to do anything
