Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Been caught in the act by your child Used the term, “because I said so Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Used the bathroom with the door open Used TV as a babysitter Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Been embarrassed by your child Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Sneezed and peed on yourself Ate food in the store w/o paying first Used spit to wipe your child's face Whisper screamed Used your child as an excuse not to do something Played sleep when your kids were calling you Left home panti-less “lost” your child’s precious artwork Did your child's homework Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Had a mommy meltdown Googled your kid’s symptoms Lied about your kid's age for a discount Bribed your kid to do anything Spent your child’s birthday money Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Been caught in the act by your child Used the term, “because I said so Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Used the bathroom with the door open Used TV as a babysitter Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Been embarrassed by your child Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Sneezed and peed on yourself Ate food in the store w/o paying first Used spit to wipe your child's face Whisper screamed Used your child as an excuse not to do something Played sleep when your kids were calling you Left home panti-less “lost” your child’s precious artwork Did your child's homework Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Had a mommy meltdown Googled your kid’s symptoms Lied about your kid's age for a discount Bribed your kid to do anything Spent your child’s birthday money
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Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids
Been caught in the act by your child
Used the term, “because I said so
Had your child lie and say you weren’t home
Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket
Used the bathroom with the door open
Used TV as a babysitter
Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids
Been embarrassed by your child
Forgot to play "tooth fairy"
Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner
Sneezed and peed on yourself
Ate food in the store w/o paying first
Used spit to wipe your child's face
Whisper screamed
Used your child as an excuse not to do something
Played sleep when your kids were calling you
Left home panti-less
“lost” your child’s precious artwork
Did your child's homework
Told your child, "don't tell your dad"
Had a mommy meltdown
Googled your kid’s symptoms
Lied about your kid's age for a discount
Bribed your kid to do anything
Spent your child’s birthday money
