“lost” your child’s precious artwork Used the bathroom with the door open Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Used TV as a babysitter Googled your kid’s symptoms Used spit to wipe your child's face Been embarrassed by your child Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Did your child's homework Been caught in the act by your child Left home panti-less Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Ate food in the store w/o paying first Used the term, “because I said so Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Whisper screamed Spent your child’s birthday money Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Bribed your kid to do anything Had a mommy meltdown Used your child as an excuse not to do something Lied about your kid's age for a discount Sneezed and peed on yourself Played sleep when your kids were calling you “lost” your child’s precious artwork Used the bathroom with the door open Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Used TV as a babysitter Googled your kid’s symptoms Used spit to wipe your child's face Been embarrassed by your child Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Did your child's homework Been caught in the act by your child Left home panti-less Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Ate food in the store w/o paying first Used the term, “because I said so Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Whisper screamed Spent your child’s birthday money Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Bribed your kid to do anything Had a mommy meltdown Used your child as an excuse not to do something Lied about your kid's age for a discount Sneezed and peed on yourself Played sleep when your kids were calling you
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“lost” your child’s precious artwork
Used the bathroom with the door open
Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket
Used TV as a babysitter
Googled your kid’s symptoms
Used spit to wipe your child's face
Been embarrassed by your child
Had your child lie and say you weren’t home
Told your child, "don't tell your dad"
Did your child's homework
Been caught in the act by your child
Left home panti-less
Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids
Forgot to play "tooth fairy"
Ate food in the store w/o paying first
Used the term, “because I said so
Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids
Whisper screamed
Spent your child’s birthday money
Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner
Bribed your kid to do anything
Had a mommy meltdown
Used your child as an excuse not to do something
Lied about your kid's age for a discount
Sneezed and peed on yourself
Played sleep when your kids were calling you
