Googled your kid’s symptoms Used the term, “because I said so Did your child's homework Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Spent your child’s birthday money Used the bathroom with the door open “lost” your child’s precious artwork Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Ate food in the store w/o paying first Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Been caught in the act by your child Whisper screamed Sneezed and peed on yourself Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Left home panti-less Been embarrassed by your child Used spit to wipe your child's face Lied about your kid's age for a discount Used TV as a babysitter Played sleep when your kids were calling you Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Had a mommy meltdown Bribed your kid to do anything Used your child as an excuse not to do something Googled your kid’s symptoms Used the term, “because I said so Did your child's homework Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Spent your child’s birthday money Used the bathroom with the door open “lost” your child’s precious artwork Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Ate food in the store w/o paying first Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Been caught in the act by your child Whisper screamed Sneezed and peed on yourself Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Left home panti-less Been embarrassed by your child Used spit to wipe your child's face Lied about your kid's age for a discount Used TV as a babysitter Played sleep when your kids were calling you Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Had a mommy meltdown Bribed your kid to do anything Used your child as an excuse not to do something
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Googled your kid’s symptoms
Used the term, “because I said so
Did your child's homework
Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner
Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket
Spent your child’s birthday money
Used the bathroom with the door open
“lost” your child’s precious artwork
Told your child, "don't tell your dad"
Ate food in the store w/o paying first
Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids
Been caught in the act by your child
Whisper screamed
Sneezed and peed on yourself
Had your child lie and say you weren’t home
Forgot to play "tooth fairy"
Left home panti-less
Been embarrassed by your child
Used spit to wipe your child's face
Lied about your kid's age for a discount
Used TV as a babysitter
Played sleep when your kids were calling you
Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids
Had a mommy meltdown
Bribed your kid to do anything
Used your child as an excuse not to do something
