Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Googled your kid’s symptoms Played sleep when your kids were calling you Lied about your kid's age for a discount Did your child's homework Had a mommy meltdown Used the bathroom with the door open Used spit to wipe your child's face Bribed your kid to do anything Spent your child’s birthday money Sneezed and peed on yourself Been caught in the act by your child Left home panti-less Been embarrassed by your child Used TV as a babysitter Had your child lie and say you weren’t home “lost” your child’s precious artwork Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Ate food in the store w/o paying first Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Used the term, “because I said so Whisper screamed Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Used your child as an excuse not to do something Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Googled your kid’s symptoms Played sleep when your kids were calling you Lied about your kid's age for a discount Did your child's homework Had a mommy meltdown Used the bathroom with the door open Used spit to wipe your child's face Bribed your kid to do anything Spent your child’s birthday money Sneezed and peed on yourself Been caught in the act by your child Left home panti-less Been embarrassed by your child Used TV as a babysitter Had your child lie and say you weren’t home “lost” your child’s precious artwork Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Ate food in the store w/o paying first Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Used the term, “because I said so Whisper screamed Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Used your child as an excuse not to do something
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Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket
Googled your kid’s symptoms
Played sleep when your kids were calling you
Lied about your kid's age for a discount
Did your child's homework
Had a mommy meltdown
Used the bathroom with the door open
Used spit to wipe your child's face
Bribed your kid to do anything
Spent your child’s birthday money
Sneezed and peed on yourself
Been caught in the act by your child
Left home panti-less
Been embarrassed by your child
Used TV as a babysitter
Had your child lie and say you weren’t home
“lost” your child’s precious artwork
Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner
Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids
Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids
Ate food in the store w/o paying first
Told your child, "don't tell your dad"
Used the term, “because I said so
Whisper screamed
Forgot to play "tooth fairy"
Used your child as an excuse not to do something
