Lied about your kid's age for a discount Spent your child’s birthday money Ate food in the store w/o paying first Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Whisper screamed Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Used spit to wipe your child's face Used your child as an excuse not to do something Used TV as a babysitter Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Did your child's homework Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Left home panti-less Been caught in the act by your child Sneezed and peed on yourself Googled your kid’s symptoms Used the term, “because I said so Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Had a mommy meltdown Played sleep when your kids were calling you “lost” your child’s precious artwork Used the bathroom with the door open Bribed your kid to do anything Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Been embarrassed by your child Lied about your kid's age for a discount Spent your child’s birthday money Ate food in the store w/o paying first Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Whisper screamed Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Used spit to wipe your child's face Used your child as an excuse not to do something Used TV as a babysitter Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Did your child's homework Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Left home panti-less Been caught in the act by your child Sneezed and peed on yourself Googled your kid’s symptoms Used the term, “because I said so Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Had a mommy meltdown Played sleep when your kids were calling you “lost” your child’s precious artwork Used the bathroom with the door open Bribed your kid to do anything Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Been embarrassed by your child
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Lied about your kid's age for a discount
Spent your child’s birthday money
Ate food in the store w/o paying first
Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner
Whisper screamed
Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket
Used spit to wipe your child's face
Used your child as an excuse not to do something
Used TV as a babysitter
Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids
Told your child, "don't tell your dad"
Did your child's homework
Forgot to play "tooth fairy"
Left home panti-less
Been caught in the act by your child
Sneezed and peed on yourself
Googled your kid’s symptoms
Used the term, “because I said so
Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids
Had a mommy meltdown
Played sleep when your kids were calling you
“lost” your child’s precious artwork
Used the bathroom with the door open
Bribed your kid to do anything
Had your child lie and say you weren’t home
Been embarrassed by your child
