“lost” your child’s precious artwork Bribed your kid to do anything Been caught in the act by your child Played sleep when your kids were calling you Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Had a mommy meltdown Googled your kid’s symptoms Used TV as a babysitter Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Used spit to wipe your child's face Been embarrassed by your child Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Used the bathroom with the door open Left home panti-less Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Sneezed and peed on yourself Did your child's homework Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Used the term, “because I said so Spent your child’s birthday money Whisper screamed Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Ate food in the store w/o paying first Lied about your kid's age for a discount Used your child as an excuse not to do something “lost” your child’s precious artwork Bribed your kid to do anything Been caught in the act by your child Played sleep when your kids were calling you Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Had a mommy meltdown Googled your kid’s symptoms Used TV as a babysitter Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Used spit to wipe your child's face Been embarrassed by your child Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Used the bathroom with the door open Left home panti-less Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Sneezed and peed on yourself Did your child's homework Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Used the term, “because I said so Spent your child’s birthday money Whisper screamed Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Ate food in the store w/o paying first Lied about your kid's age for a discount Used your child as an excuse not to do something
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“lost” your child’s precious artwork
Bribed your kid to do anything
Been caught in the act by your child
Played sleep when your kids were calling you
Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket
Had a mommy meltdown
Googled your kid’s symptoms
Used TV as a babysitter
Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner
Used spit to wipe your child's face
Been embarrassed by your child
Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids
Used the bathroom with the door open
Left home panti-less
Told your child, "don't tell your dad"
Sneezed and peed on yourself
Did your child's homework
Had your child lie and say you weren’t home
Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids
Used the term, “because I said so
Spent your child’s birthday money
Whisper screamed
Forgot to play "tooth fairy"
Ate food in the store w/o paying first
Lied about your kid's age for a discount
Used your child as an excuse not to do something
