Lied about your kid's age for a discount Used the term, “because I said so Used your child as an excuse not to do something Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Left home panti-less Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Googled your kid’s symptoms “lost” your child’s precious artwork Had a mommy meltdown Whisper screamed Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Sneezed and peed on yourself Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Used the bathroom with the door open Ate food in the store w/o paying first Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Used spit to wipe your child's face Bribed your kid to do anything Been caught in the act by your child Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Spent your child’s birthday money Did your child's homework Used TV as a babysitter Played sleep when your kids were calling you Been embarrassed by your child Lied about your kid's age for a discount Used the term, “because I said so Used your child as an excuse not to do something Forgot to play "tooth fairy" Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket Left home panti-less Told your child, "don't tell your dad" Googled your kid’s symptoms “lost” your child’s precious artwork Had a mommy meltdown Whisper screamed Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner Sneezed and peed on yourself Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids Used the bathroom with the door open Ate food in the store w/o paying first Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids Used spit to wipe your child's face Bribed your kid to do anything Been caught in the act by your child Had your child lie and say you weren’t home Spent your child’s birthday money Did your child's homework Used TV as a babysitter Played sleep when your kids were calling you Been embarrassed by your child
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Lied about your kid's age for a discount
Used the term, “because I said so
Used your child as an excuse not to do something
Forgot to play "tooth fairy"
Picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket
Left home panti-less
Told your child, "don't tell your dad"
Googled your kid’s symptoms
“lost” your child’s precious artwork
Had a mommy meltdown
Whisper screamed
Allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner
Sneezed and peed on yourself
Dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids
Used the bathroom with the door open
Ate food in the store w/o paying first
Hid in the bathroom to escape your kids
Used spit to wipe your child's face
Bribed your kid to do anything
Been caught in the act by your child
Had your child lie and say you weren’t home
Spent your child’s birthday money
Did your child's homework
Used TV as a babysitter
Played sleep when your kids were calling you
Been embarrassed by your child
