it portendswantondestructionand tragedyyour parentsaredisappointedin youunless imcompletelywrong,i dontknow whatthis onemeansah, it's thatthing you'vebeenworryingaboutitsprobablydrug-relatedyou shouldprobablybe carefulthis weeksomethingterrible isgoing tohappenyourcoworkershate youi didnt knowthat before inamed it thepraetorianitsbayesianinferencethis onecontains apowerfuldemonthey're allreallyvagueanywaythis cardmeansfailurewait no itactuallymeans theopposite ofthati sensedesperationthats theworst onein thedeckyou'reright to beparanoidthis onejust says"you're atool"corpsecmight tossyourhouselet metryagainit'sprobablyyour faultthoughimconcernedhahah...oh nevermindit portendswantondestructionand tragedyyour parentsaredisappointedin youunless imcompletelywrong,i dontknow whatthis onemeansah, it's thatthing you'vebeenworryingaboutitsprobablydrug-relatedyou shouldprobablybe carefulthis weeksomethingterrible isgoing tohappenyourcoworkershate youi didnt knowthat before inamed it thepraetorianitsbayesianinferencethis onecontains apowerfuldemonthey're allreallyvagueanywaythis cardmeansfailurewait no itactuallymeans theopposite ofthati sensedesperationthats theworst onein thedeckyou'reright to beparanoidthis onejust says"you're atool"corpsecmight tossyourhouselet metryagainit'sprobablyyour faultthoughimconcernedhahah...oh nevermind

isaia reads your future bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. it portends wanton destruction and tragedy
  2. your parents are disappointed in you
  3. unless im completely wrong,
  4. i dont know what this one means
  5. ah, it's that thing you've been worrying about
  6. its probably drug-related
  7. you should probably be careful this week
  8. something terrible is going to happen
  9. your coworkers hate you
  10. i didnt know that before i named it the praetorian
  11. its bayesian inference
  12. this one contains a powerful demon
  13. they're all really vague anyway
  14. this card means failure
  15. wait no it actually means the opposite of that
  16. i sense desperation
  17. thats the worst one in the deck
  18. you're right to be paranoid
  19. this one just says "you're a tool"
  20. corpsec might toss your house
  21. let me try again
  22. it's probably your fault though
  23. im concerned
  24. hahah... oh never mind