yourcoworkershate youyou shouldprobablybe carefulthis weeksomethingterrible isgoing tohappeni didnt knowthat before inamed it thepraetorianitsprobablydrug-relatedthis cardmeansfailurewait no itactuallymeans theopposite ofthatlet metryagainthis onecontains apowerfuldemonunless imcompletelywrong,your parentsaredisappointedin youi sensedesperationit portendswantondestructionand tragedythis onejust says"you're atool"thats theworst onein thedeckah, it's thatthing you'vebeenworryingaboutit'sprobablyyour faultthoughyou'reright to beparanoidimconcernedthey're allreallyvagueanywayitsbayesianinferencei dontknow whatthis onemeanshahah...oh nevermindcorpsecmight tossyourhouseyourcoworkershate youyou shouldprobablybe carefulthis weeksomethingterrible isgoing tohappeni didnt knowthat before inamed it thepraetorianitsprobablydrug-relatedthis cardmeansfailurewait no itactuallymeans theopposite ofthatlet metryagainthis onecontains apowerfuldemonunless imcompletelywrong,your parentsaredisappointedin youi sensedesperationit portendswantondestructionand tragedythis onejust says"you're atool"thats theworst onein thedeckah, it's thatthing you'vebeenworryingaboutit'sprobablyyour faultthoughyou'reright to beparanoidimconcernedthey're allreallyvagueanywayitsbayesianinferencei dontknow whatthis onemeanshahah...oh nevermindcorpsecmight tossyourhouse

isaia reads your future bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. your coworkers hate you
  2. you should probably be careful this week
  3. something terrible is going to happen
  4. i didnt know that before i named it the praetorian
  5. its probably drug-related
  6. this card means failure
  7. wait no it actually means the opposite of that
  8. let me try again
  9. this one contains a powerful demon
  10. unless im completely wrong,
  11. your parents are disappointed in you
  12. i sense desperation
  13. it portends wanton destruction and tragedy
  14. this one just says "you're a tool"
  15. thats the worst one in the deck
  16. ah, it's that thing you've been worrying about
  17. it's probably your fault though
  18. you're right to be paranoid
  19. im concerned
  20. they're all really vague anyway
  21. its bayesian inference
  22. i dont know what this one means
  23. hahah... oh never mind
  24. corpsec might toss your house