i dontknow whatthis onemeanssomethingterrible isgoing tohappenimconcernedthey're allreallyvagueanywayit portendswantondestructionand tragedyyour parentsaredisappointedin youitsprobablydrug-relatedah, it's thatthing you'vebeenworryingaboutthis cardmeansfailurewait no itactuallymeans theopposite ofthatyou'reright to beparanoidthis onejust says"you're atool"i sensedesperationcorpsecmight tossyourhouseit'sprobablyyour faultthoughi didnt knowthat before inamed it thepraetorianthis onecontains apowerfuldemonthats theworst onein thedeckyourcoworkershate youunless imcompletelywrong,you shouldprobablybe carefulthis weeklet metryagainitsbayesianinferencehahah...oh nevermindi dontknow whatthis onemeanssomethingterrible isgoing tohappenimconcernedthey're allreallyvagueanywayit portendswantondestructionand tragedyyour parentsaredisappointedin youitsprobablydrug-relatedah, it's thatthing you'vebeenworryingaboutthis cardmeansfailurewait no itactuallymeans theopposite ofthatyou'reright to beparanoidthis onejust says"you're atool"i sensedesperationcorpsecmight tossyourhouseit'sprobablyyour faultthoughi didnt knowthat before inamed it thepraetorianthis onecontains apowerfuldemonthats theworst onein thedeckyourcoworkershate youunless imcompletelywrong,you shouldprobablybe carefulthis weeklet metryagainitsbayesianinferencehahah...oh nevermind

isaia reads your future bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. i dont know what this one means
  2. something terrible is going to happen
  3. im concerned
  4. they're all really vague anyway
  5. it portends wanton destruction and tragedy
  6. your parents are disappointed in you
  7. its probably drug-related
  8. ah, it's that thing you've been worrying about
  9. this card means failure
  10. wait no it actually means the opposite of that
  11. you're right to be paranoid
  12. this one just says "you're a tool"
  13. i sense desperation
  14. corpsec might toss your house
  15. it's probably your fault though
  16. i didnt know that before i named it the praetorian
  17. this one contains a powerful demon
  18. thats the worst one in the deck
  19. your coworkers hate you
  20. unless im completely wrong,
  21. you should probably be careful this week
  22. let me try again
  23. its bayesian inference
  24. hahah... oh never mind