your parents are disappointed in you this one just says "you're a tool" let me try again i didnt know that before i named it the praetorian wait no it actually means the opposite of that hahah... oh never mind this one contains a powerful demon they're all really vague anyway you should probably be careful this week something terrible is going to happen it's probably your fault though i sense desperation this card means failure unless im completely wrong, ah, it's that thing you've been worrying about im concerned corpsec might toss your house its bayesian inference i dont know what this one means thats the worst one in the deck your coworkers hate you it portends wanton destruction and tragedy its probably drug- related you're right to be paranoid your parents are disappointed in you this one just says "you're a tool" let me try again i didnt know that before i named it the praetorian wait no it actually means the opposite of that hahah... oh never mind this one contains a powerful demon they're all really vague anyway you should probably be careful this week something terrible is going to happen it's probably your fault though i sense desperation this card means failure unless im completely wrong, ah, it's that thing you've been worrying about im concerned corpsec might toss your house its bayesian inference i dont know what this one means thats the worst one in the deck your coworkers hate you it portends wanton destruction and tragedy its probably drug- related you're right to be paranoid
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
your parents are disappointed in you
this one just says "you're a tool"
let me try again
i didnt know that before i named it the praetorian
wait no it actually means the opposite of that
hahah... oh never mind
this one contains a powerful demon
they're all really vague anyway
you should probably be careful this week
something terrible is going to happen
it's probably your fault though
i sense desperation
this card means failure
unless im completely wrong,
ah, it's that thing you've been worrying about
im concerned
corpsec might toss your house
its bayesian inference
i dont know what this one means
thats the worst one in the deck
your coworkers hate you
it portends wanton destruction and tragedy
its probably drug-related
you're right to be paranoid