yourcoworkershate youit'sprobablyyour faultthoughyou'reright to beparanoidunless imcompletelywrong,this onejust says"you're atool"corpsecmight tossyourhouseah, it's thatthing you'vebeenworryingaboutthats theworst onein thedecksomethingterrible isgoing tohappenwait no itactuallymeans theopposite ofthatthis onecontains apowerfuldemoni sensedesperationthis cardmeansfailureitsprobablydrug-relatedimconcernedit portendswantondestructionand tragedythey're allreallyvagueanywaylet metryagainitsbayesianinferenceyour parentsaredisappointedin youhahah...oh nevermindi dontknow whatthis onemeansi didnt knowthat before inamed it thepraetorianyou shouldprobablybe carefulthis weekyourcoworkershate youit'sprobablyyour faultthoughyou'reright to beparanoidunless imcompletelywrong,this onejust says"you're atool"corpsecmight tossyourhouseah, it's thatthing you'vebeenworryingaboutthats theworst onein thedecksomethingterrible isgoing tohappenwait no itactuallymeans theopposite ofthatthis onecontains apowerfuldemoni sensedesperationthis cardmeansfailureitsprobablydrug-relatedimconcernedit portendswantondestructionand tragedythey're allreallyvagueanywaylet metryagainitsbayesianinferenceyour parentsaredisappointedin youhahah...oh nevermindi dontknow whatthis onemeansi didnt knowthat before inamed it thepraetorianyou shouldprobablybe carefulthis week

isaia reads your future bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. your coworkers hate you
  2. it's probably your fault though
  3. you're right to be paranoid
  4. unless im completely wrong,
  5. this one just says "you're a tool"
  6. corpsec might toss your house
  7. ah, it's that thing you've been worrying about
  8. thats the worst one in the deck
  9. something terrible is going to happen
  10. wait no it actually means the opposite of that
  11. this one contains a powerful demon
  12. i sense desperation
  13. this card means failure
  14. its probably drug-related
  15. im concerned
  16. it portends wanton destruction and tragedy
  17. they're all really vague anyway
  18. let me try again
  19. its bayesian inference
  20. your parents are disappointed in you
  21. hahah... oh never mind
  22. i dont know what this one means
  23. i didnt know that before i named it the praetorian
  24. you should probably be careful this week