this onecontains apowerfuldemonimconcernedthis cardmeansfailureunless imcompletelywrong,thats theworst onein thedeckyou shouldprobablybe carefulthis weekthis onejust says"you're atool"i dontknow whatthis onemeansit'sprobablyyour faultthoughsomethingterrible isgoing tohappenit portendswantondestructionand tragedywait no itactuallymeans theopposite ofthatthey're allreallyvagueanywaylet metryagainhahah...oh neverminditsprobablydrug-relatedi sensedesperationyou'reright to beparanoidah, it's thatthing you'vebeenworryingaboutyour parentsaredisappointedin youitsbayesianinferenceyourcoworkershate youcorpsecmight tossyourhousei didnt knowthat before inamed it thepraetorianthis onecontains apowerfuldemonimconcernedthis cardmeansfailureunless imcompletelywrong,thats theworst onein thedeckyou shouldprobablybe carefulthis weekthis onejust says"you're atool"i dontknow whatthis onemeansit'sprobablyyour faultthoughsomethingterrible isgoing tohappenit portendswantondestructionand tragedywait no itactuallymeans theopposite ofthatthey're allreallyvagueanywaylet metryagainhahah...oh neverminditsprobablydrug-relatedi sensedesperationyou'reright to beparanoidah, it's thatthing you'vebeenworryingaboutyour parentsaredisappointedin youitsbayesianinferenceyourcoworkershate youcorpsecmight tossyourhousei didnt knowthat before inamed it thepraetorian

isaia reads your future bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. this one contains a powerful demon
  2. im concerned
  3. this card means failure
  4. unless im completely wrong,
  5. thats the worst one in the deck
  6. you should probably be careful this week
  7. this one just says "you're a tool"
  8. i dont know what this one means
  9. it's probably your fault though
  10. something terrible is going to happen
  11. it portends wanton destruction and tragedy
  12. wait no it actually means the opposite of that
  13. they're all really vague anyway
  14. let me try again
  15. hahah... oh never mind
  16. its probably drug-related
  17. i sense desperation
  18. you're right to be paranoid
  19. ah, it's that thing you've been worrying about
  20. your parents are disappointed in you
  21. its bayesian inference
  22. your coworkers hate you
  23. corpsec might toss your house
  24. i didnt know that before i named it the praetorian