this cardmeansfailurehahah...oh neverminditsprobablydrug-relatedimconcernedthis onecontains apowerfuldemonlet metryagainyour parentsaredisappointedin youah, it's thatthing you'vebeenworryingabouti sensedesperationthey're allreallyvagueanywayyou'reright to beparanoidsomethingterrible isgoing tohappenyourcoworkershate youi dontknow whatthis onemeansi didnt knowthat before inamed it thepraetorianit'sprobablyyour faultthoughthis onejust says"you're atool"it portendswantondestructionand tragedywait no itactuallymeans theopposite ofthatitsbayesianinferencecorpsecmight tossyourhouseyou shouldprobablybe carefulthis weekunless imcompletelywrong,thats theworst onein thedeckthis cardmeansfailurehahah...oh neverminditsprobablydrug-relatedimconcernedthis onecontains apowerfuldemonlet metryagainyour parentsaredisappointedin youah, it's thatthing you'vebeenworryingabouti sensedesperationthey're allreallyvagueanywayyou'reright to beparanoidsomethingterrible isgoing tohappenyourcoworkershate youi dontknow whatthis onemeansi didnt knowthat before inamed it thepraetorianit'sprobablyyour faultthoughthis onejust says"you're atool"it portendswantondestructionand tragedywait no itactuallymeans theopposite ofthatitsbayesianinferencecorpsecmight tossyourhouseyou shouldprobablybe carefulthis weekunless imcompletelywrong,thats theworst onein thedeck

isaia reads your future bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. this card means failure
  2. hahah... oh never mind
  3. its probably drug-related
  4. im concerned
  5. this one contains a powerful demon
  6. let me try again
  7. your parents are disappointed in you
  8. ah, it's that thing you've been worrying about
  9. i sense desperation
  10. they're all really vague anyway
  11. you're right to be paranoid
  12. something terrible is going to happen
  13. your coworkers hate you
  14. i dont know what this one means
  15. i didnt know that before i named it the praetorian
  16. it's probably your fault though
  17. this one just says "you're a tool"
  18. it portends wanton destruction and tragedy
  19. wait no it actually means the opposite of that
  20. its bayesian inference
  21. corpsec might toss your house
  22. you should probably be careful this week
  23. unless im completely wrong,
  24. thats the worst one in the deck