i sensedesperationthis onejust says"you're atool"let metryagainyou shouldprobablybe carefulthis weeksomethingterrible isgoing tohappenthats theworst onein thedeckit portendswantondestructionand tragedyi didnt knowthat before inamed it thepraetorianhahah...oh nevermindi dontknow whatthis onemeansthey're allreallyvagueanywayunless imcompletelywrong,this onecontains apowerfuldemonyour parentsaredisappointedin youimconcernedit'sprobablyyour faultthoughcorpsecmight tossyourhouseyourcoworkershate youthis cardmeansfailureitsprobablydrug-relateditsbayesianinferenceyou'reright to beparanoidah, it's thatthing you'vebeenworryingaboutwait no itactuallymeans theopposite ofthati sensedesperationthis onejust says"you're atool"let metryagainyou shouldprobablybe carefulthis weeksomethingterrible isgoing tohappenthats theworst onein thedeckit portendswantondestructionand tragedyi didnt knowthat before inamed it thepraetorianhahah...oh nevermindi dontknow whatthis onemeansthey're allreallyvagueanywayunless imcompletelywrong,this onecontains apowerfuldemonyour parentsaredisappointedin youimconcernedit'sprobablyyour faultthoughcorpsecmight tossyourhouseyourcoworkershate youthis cardmeansfailureitsprobablydrug-relateditsbayesianinferenceyou'reright to beparanoidah, it's thatthing you'vebeenworryingaboutwait no itactuallymeans theopposite ofthat

isaia reads your future bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. i sense desperation
  2. this one just says "you're a tool"
  3. let me try again
  4. you should probably be careful this week
  5. something terrible is going to happen
  6. thats the worst one in the deck
  7. it portends wanton destruction and tragedy
  8. i didnt know that before i named it the praetorian
  9. hahah... oh never mind
  10. i dont know what this one means
  11. they're all really vague anyway
  12. unless im completely wrong,
  13. this one contains a powerful demon
  14. your parents are disappointed in you
  15. im concerned
  16. it's probably your fault though
  17. corpsec might toss your house
  18. your coworkers hate you
  19. this card means failure
  20. its probably drug-related
  21. its bayesian inference
  22. you're right to be paranoid
  23. ah, it's that thing you've been worrying about
  24. wait no it actually means the opposite of that