it portendswantondestructionand tragedylet metryagainitsbayesianinferencethey're allreallyvagueanywayit'sprobablyyour faultthoughthis cardmeansfailurethis onecontains apowerfuldemonthats theworst onein thedeckyou'reright to beparanoidi sensedesperationthis onejust says"you're atool"somethingterrible isgoing tohappenitsprobablydrug-relatedunless imcompletelywrong,corpsecmight tossyourhousei didnt knowthat before inamed it thepraetorianyourcoworkershate youi dontknow whatthis onemeansyour parentsaredisappointedin youimconcernedyou shouldprobablybe carefulthis weekwait no itactuallymeans theopposite ofthathahah...oh nevermindah, it's thatthing you'vebeenworryingaboutit portendswantondestructionand tragedylet metryagainitsbayesianinferencethey're allreallyvagueanywayit'sprobablyyour faultthoughthis cardmeansfailurethis onecontains apowerfuldemonthats theworst onein thedeckyou'reright to beparanoidi sensedesperationthis onejust says"you're atool"somethingterrible isgoing tohappenitsprobablydrug-relatedunless imcompletelywrong,corpsecmight tossyourhousei didnt knowthat before inamed it thepraetorianyourcoworkershate youi dontknow whatthis onemeansyour parentsaredisappointedin youimconcernedyou shouldprobablybe carefulthis weekwait no itactuallymeans theopposite ofthathahah...oh nevermindah, it's thatthing you'vebeenworryingabout

isaia reads your future bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. it portends wanton destruction and tragedy
  2. let me try again
  3. its bayesian inference
  4. they're all really vague anyway
  5. it's probably your fault though
  6. this card means failure
  7. this one contains a powerful demon
  8. thats the worst one in the deck
  9. you're right to be paranoid
  10. i sense desperation
  11. this one just says "you're a tool"
  12. something terrible is going to happen
  13. its probably drug-related
  14. unless im completely wrong,
  15. corpsec might toss your house
  16. i didnt know that before i named it the praetorian
  17. your coworkers hate you
  18. i dont know what this one means
  19. your parents are disappointed in you
  20. im concerned
  21. you should probably be careful this week
  22. wait no it actually means the opposite of that
  23. hahah... oh never mind
  24. ah, it's that thing you've been worrying about