Nursing:when you’renot sure ifit’s Saturdayor Tuesday.Nurses arethe heartofhealthcare.Never give up on adream justbecause of thetime it will take toaccomplish it. Thetime will passanyway.I just fartedin your roomand blamedit on you.Showeringwon’t beenough aftertoday. I’ll needto beautoclaved.I love thefull moon.Said nonurse ever.NursesarepatientpeopleI love being anurse, but I mostlylove wearingscrubs. They’rebasicallyprofessionalpajamas.When I heard2020 was goingto be the year ofthe nurse, this isnot what Iexpected…Billy has 32 candybars. He eats 28.What does hehave now?Diabetes. Billy hasdiabetes.You know you work inhealthcare when youcan discuss puke andbowel movements atthe lunch table andno one flinches.Blood is red,nurses arejaded, messwith us, andyou’ll getsedated.I came. Icared. Icharted.When you’re anurse you knowthat every dayyou will touch alife or a life willtouch yours.Nurse's motto:'Every day isone moreaccomplishment'Too often weunderestimate the power ofa touch, a smile, a kindword, a listening ear, anhonest accomplishment orthe smallest act of caring,all of which have thepotential to turn a lifearoundThe 3 words mostpeople want to hear:‘I love you.’ The 3words nurses want tohear: ‘Alert, Oriented,and AmbulatoryHandsanitizer hasstarted tobecome yourbest friend.Every time things getrough at work, I hearDMX singing, “Y’allgonna make me losemy mind, up in here,up in here.”Save one life,and you're ahero. Save ahundred lives,and you're anurse.Nurses life: goahead and eat thatpiece of cake, yourscrubs will hide it,but your jeanswon’t.Shift changeis myfavorite timeof day.Nurse rulenumber 1:never lookfreaked out.It never getseasier. Youjust getstronger.Nursing:when you’renot sure ifit’s Saturdayor Tuesday.Nurses arethe heartofhealthcare.Never give up on adream justbecause of thetime it will take toaccomplish it. Thetime will passanyway.I just fartedin your roomand blamedit on you.Showeringwon’t beenough aftertoday. I’ll needto beautoclaved.I love thefull moon.Said nonurse ever.NursesarepatientpeopleI love being anurse, but I mostlylove wearingscrubs. They’rebasicallyprofessionalpajamas.When I heard2020 was goingto be the year ofthe nurse, this isnot what Iexpected…Billy has 32 candybars. He eats 28.What does hehave now?Diabetes. Billy hasdiabetes.You know you work inhealthcare when youcan discuss puke andbowel movements atthe lunch table andno one flinches.Blood is red,nurses arejaded, messwith us, andyou’ll getsedated.I came. Icared. Icharted.When you’re anurse you knowthat every dayyou will touch alife or a life willtouch yours.Nurse's motto:'Every day isone moreaccomplishment'Too often weunderestimate the power ofa touch, a smile, a kindword, a listening ear, anhonest accomplishment orthe smallest act of caring,all of which have thepotential to turn a lifearoundThe 3 words mostpeople want to hear:‘I love you.’ The 3words nurses want tohear: ‘Alert, Oriented,and AmbulatoryHandsanitizer hasstarted tobecome yourbest friend.Every time things getrough at work, I hearDMX singing, “Y’allgonna make me losemy mind, up in here,up in here.”Save one life,and you're ahero. Save ahundred lives,and you're anurse.Nurses life: goahead and eat thatpiece of cake, yourscrubs will hide it,but your jeanswon’t.Shift changeis myfavorite timeof day.Nurse rulenumber 1:never lookfreaked out.It never getseasier. Youjust getstronger.

Nurses’ Week - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Nursing: when you’re not sure if it’s Saturday or Tuesday.
  2. Nurses are the heart of healthcare.
  3. Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway.
  4. I just farted in your room and blamed it on you.
  5. Showering won’t be enough after today. I’ll need to be autoclaved.
  6. I love the full moon. Said no nurse ever.
  7. Nurses are patient people
  8. I love being a nurse, but I mostly love wearing scrubs. They’re basically professional pajamas.
  9. When I heard 2020 was going to be the year of the nurse, this is not what I expected…
  10. Billy has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. Billy has diabetes.
  11. You know you work in healthcare when you can discuss puke and bowel movements at the lunch table and no one flinches.
  12. Blood is red, nurses are jaded, mess with us, and you’ll get sedated.
  13. I came. I cared. I charted.
  14. When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours.
  15. Nurse's motto: 'Every day is one more accomplishment'
  16. Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest accomplishment or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around
  17. The 3 words most people want to hear: ‘I love you.’ The 3 words nurses want to hear: ‘Alert, Oriented, and Ambulatory
  18. Hand sanitizer has started to become your best friend.
  19. Every time things get rough at work, I hear DMX singing, “Y’all gonna make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here.”
  20. Save one life, and you're a hero. Save a hundred lives, and you're a nurse.
  21. Nurses life: go ahead and eat that piece of cake, your scrubs will hide it, but your jeans won’t.
  22. Shift change is my favorite time of day.
  23. Nurse rule number 1: never look freaked out.
  24. It never gets easier. You just get stronger.