Is a humanities major Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm Joined Greek Life Your roommate is you best friend Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor Have taken Dinosaurs Have had a 7pm section Have used the pool this year Drinks too much coffee Lives in Manzi! Have eaten at Portolla Have had to P/NP a class Have rode on a bird/lime Took dance 45 Have gone to campus point Watched the sunset on the beach Have spotted the "duck couple" Have been to a MCC event 7 is your fav number Been attacked by birds at the UCen Sleeps through zoom lectures Have walked barefoot in IV had to call the RA bc you got locked out went to office hours Pulled an all nighter in the lib ): Chose UCSB for the beach Cried after a midterm Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip. yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs Has asked for an extension Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class Switched your major a few times Have seen your RA in I.V. Stole food from Carillo Caused a bike crash Spotted Daddy Yang on campus Will be living in IV next year Has gotten a parking ticket Forgot about your passtime Have walked in the skateboard lane Lives in San Raf! You've run away from your RA Skipped an 8am lecture Failed Chem Have used covid as an excuse to skip class Missed the bus once or twice Studied at the UCen uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again! Walked by the stank lagoon Goes to the best UC Have never attended a housing event until tonight Thinks free birds is overrated Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke Would want to live in Munger Hall Have cried in the library Have left a ratemy- professor review Doordashed food Downloaded a dating app <3 deltopia >:) Have actually gone to the beach Have lost your access card Is a STEM major Have never bought a textbook Has a job on campus Fell asleep in lecture Got your bike STOLEN You're either from the Bay or LA Have experienced Freshman- 15 Loves your RA <3 Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first Ate in IV at 2am Couldn't eat bc of your green badge Actually likes the taco "pizza" Loves going to the Arbor Still talks to your high school friends Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice Got written up for not wearing a mask Have been surfing Have had less than $50 in your bank account Has had a class in Campbell Gotten tar on your feet Raccoons Settled for getting a D in a class Is a humanities major Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm Joined Greek Life Your roommate is you best friend Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor Have taken Dinosaurs Have had a 7pm section Have used the pool this year Drinks too much coffee Lives in Manzi! Have eaten at Portolla Have had to P/NP a class Have rode on a bird/lime Took dance 45 Have gone to campus point Watched the sunset on the beach Have spotted the "duck couple" Have been to a MCC event 7 is your fav number Been attacked by birds at the UCen Sleeps through zoom lectures Have walked barefoot in IV had to call the RA bc you got locked out went to office hours Pulled an all nighter in the lib ): Chose UCSB for the beach Cried after a midterm Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip. yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs Has asked for an extension Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class Switched your major a few times Have seen your RA in I.V. Stole food from Carillo Caused a bike crash Spotted Daddy Yang on campus Will be living in IV next year Has gotten a parking ticket Forgot about your passtime Have walked in the skateboard lane Lives in San Raf! You've run away from your RA Skipped an 8am lecture Failed Chem Have used covid as an excuse to skip class Missed the bus once or twice Studied at the UCen uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again! Walked by the stank lagoon Goes to the best UC Have never attended a housing event until tonight Thinks free birds is overrated Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke Would want to live in Munger Hall Have cried in the library Have left a ratemy- professor review Doordashed food Downloaded a dating app <3 deltopia >:) Have actually gone to the beach Have lost your access card Is a STEM major Have never bought a textbook Has a job on campus Fell asleep in lecture Got your bike STOLEN You're either from the Bay or LA Have experienced Freshman- 15 Loves your RA <3 Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first Ate in IV at 2am Couldn't eat bc of your green badge Actually likes the taco "pizza" Loves going to the Arbor Still talks to your high school friends Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice Got written up for not wearing a mask Have been surfing Have had less than $50 in your bank account Has had a class in Campbell Gotten tar on your feet Raccoons Settled for getting a D in a class
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Is a humanities major
Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm
Joined Greek Life
Your roommate is you best friend
Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor
Have taken Dinosaurs
Have had a 7pm section
Have used the pool this year
Drinks too much coffee
Lives in Manzi!
Have eaten at Portolla
Have had to P/NP a class
Have rode on a bird/lime
Took dance 45
Have gone to campus point
Watched the sunset on the beach
Have spotted the "duck couple"
Have been to a MCC event
7 is your fav number
Been attacked by birds at the UCen
Sleeps through zoom lectures
Have walked barefoot in IV
had to call the RA bc you got locked out
went to office hours
Pulled an all nighter in the lib ):
Chose UCSB for the beach
Cried after a midterm
Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip.
yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs
Has asked for an extension
Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class
Switched your major a few times
Have seen your RA in I.V.
Stole food from Carillo
Caused a bike crash
Spotted Daddy Yang on campus
Will be living in IV next year
Has gotten a parking ticket
Forgot about your passtime
Have walked in the skateboard lane
Lives in San Raf!
You've run away from your RA
Skipped an 8am lecture
Failed Chem
Have used covid as an excuse to skip class
Missed the bus once or twice
Studied at the UCen
uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again!
Walked by the stank lagoon
Goes to the best UC
Have never attended a housing event until tonight
Thinks free birds is overrated
Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke
Would want to live in Munger Hall
Have cried in the library
Have left a ratemy-professor review
Doordashed food
Downloaded a dating app <3
deltopia >:)
Have actually gone to the beach
Have lost your access card
Is a STEM major
Have never bought a textbook
Has a job on campus
Fell asleep in lecture
Got your bike STOLEN
You're either from the Bay or LA
Have experienced Freshman-15
Loves your RA <3
Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first
Ate in IV at 2am
Couldn't eat bc of your green badge
Actually likes the taco "pizza"
Loves going to the Arbor
Still talks to your high school friends
Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice
Got written up for not wearing a mask
Have been surfing
Have had less than $50 in your bank account
Has had a class in Campbell
Gotten tar on your feet
Raccoons
Settled for getting a D in a class
