had to call the RA bc you got locked out Have lost your access card Still talks to your high school friends Spotted Daddy Yang on campus yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs Walked by the stank lagoon Chose UCSB for the beach Have had a 7pm section You're either from the Bay or LA Have actually gone to the beach Is a humanities major went to office hours Has had a class in Campbell Cried after a midterm Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm Actually likes the taco "pizza" Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first Forgot about your passtime Skipped an 8am lecture Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke Lives in Manzi! Pulled an all nighter in the lib ): Have cried in the library Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice Thinks free birds is overrated Missed the bus once or twice Have used the pool this year Would want to live in Munger Hall Stole food from Carillo Lives in San Raf! Have been surfing Have gone to campus point Doordashed food Have had to P/NP a class Has asked for an extension deltopia >:) Couldn't eat bc of your green badge 7 is your fav number Sleeps through zoom lectures Has gotten a parking ticket Have had less than $50 in your bank account Settled for getting a D in a class Raccoons Have experienced Freshman- 15 Is a STEM major Fell asleep in lecture Goes to the best UC You've run away from your RA Have never bought a textbook Have never attended a housing event until tonight Downloaded a dating app <3 Have walked barefoot in IV Have eaten at Portolla Been attacked by birds at the UCen Joined Greek Life Have walked in the skateboard lane Ate in IV at 2am Loves your RA <3 Loves going to the Arbor Will be living in IV next year Switched your major a few times Your roommate is you best friend Has a job on campus Studied at the UCen Caused a bike crash Have left a ratemy- professor review Got written up for not wearing a mask Took dance 45 Have spotted the "duck couple" Drinks too much coffee Gotten tar on your feet Have been to a MCC event Got your bike STOLEN Watched the sunset on the beach Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor Have taken Dinosaurs Have seen your RA in I.V. Failed Chem Have rode on a bird/lime Have used covid as an excuse to skip class uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again! Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip. had to call the RA bc you got locked out Have lost your access card Still talks to your high school friends Spotted Daddy Yang on campus yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs Walked by the stank lagoon Chose UCSB for the beach Have had a 7pm section You're either from the Bay or LA Have actually gone to the beach Is a humanities major went to office hours Has had a class in Campbell Cried after a midterm Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm Actually likes the taco "pizza" Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first Forgot about your passtime Skipped an 8am lecture Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke Lives in Manzi! Pulled an all nighter in the lib ): Have cried in the library Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice Thinks free birds is overrated Missed the bus once or twice Have used the pool this year Would want to live in Munger Hall Stole food from Carillo Lives in San Raf! Have been surfing Have gone to campus point Doordashed food Have had to P/NP a class Has asked for an extension deltopia >:) Couldn't eat bc of your green badge 7 is your fav number Sleeps through zoom lectures Has gotten a parking ticket Have had less than $50 in your bank account Settled for getting a D in a class Raccoons Have experienced Freshman- 15 Is a STEM major Fell asleep in lecture Goes to the best UC You've run away from your RA Have never bought a textbook Have never attended a housing event until tonight Downloaded a dating app <3 Have walked barefoot in IV Have eaten at Portolla Been attacked by birds at the UCen Joined Greek Life Have walked in the skateboard lane Ate in IV at 2am Loves your RA <3 Loves going to the Arbor Will be living in IV next year Switched your major a few times Your roommate is you best friend Has a job on campus Studied at the UCen Caused a bike crash Have left a ratemy- professor review Got written up for not wearing a mask Took dance 45 Have spotted the "duck couple" Drinks too much coffee Gotten tar on your feet Have been to a MCC event Got your bike STOLEN Watched the sunset on the beach Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor Have taken Dinosaurs Have seen your RA in I.V. Failed Chem Have rode on a bird/lime Have used covid as an excuse to skip class uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again! Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip.
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had to call the RA bc you got locked out
Have lost your access card
Still talks to your high school friends
Spotted Daddy Yang on campus
yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs
Walked by the stank lagoon
Chose UCSB for the beach
Have had a 7pm section
You're either from the Bay or LA
Have actually gone to the beach
Is a humanities major
went to office hours
Has had a class in Campbell
Cried after a midterm
Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm
Actually likes the taco "pizza"
Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first
Forgot about your passtime
Skipped an 8am lecture
Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke
Lives in Manzi!
Pulled an all nighter in the lib ):
Have cried in the library
Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class
Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice
Thinks free birds is overrated
Missed the bus once or twice
Have used the pool this year
Would want to live in Munger Hall
Stole food from Carillo
Lives in San Raf!
Have been surfing
Have gone to campus point
Doordashed food
Have had to P/NP a class
Has asked for an extension
deltopia >:)
Couldn't eat bc of your green badge
7 is your fav number
Sleeps through zoom lectures
Has gotten a parking ticket
Have had less than $50 in your bank account
Settled for getting a D in a class
Raccoons
Have experienced Freshman-15
Is a STEM major
Fell asleep in lecture
Goes to the best UC
You've run away from your RA
Have never bought a textbook
Have never attended a housing event until tonight
Downloaded a dating app <3
Have walked barefoot in IV
Have eaten at Portolla
Been attacked by birds at the UCen
Joined Greek Life
Have walked in the skateboard lane
Ate in IV at 2am
Loves your RA <3
Loves going to the Arbor
Will be living in IV next year
Switched your major a few times
Your roommate is you best friend
Has a job on campus
Studied at the UCen
Caused a bike crash
Have left a ratemy-professor review
Got written up for not wearing a mask
Took dance 45
Have spotted the "duck couple"
Drinks too much coffee
Gotten tar on your feet
Have been to a MCC event
Got your bike STOLEN
Watched the sunset on the beach
Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor
Have taken Dinosaurs
Have seen your RA in I.V.
Failed Chem
Have rode on a bird/lime
Have used covid as an excuse to skip class
uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again!
Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip.
