Raccoons Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class had to call the RA bc you got locked out Loves going to the Arbor Forgot about your passtime Ate in IV at 2am Has a job on campus Spotted Daddy Yang on campus Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice Downloaded a dating app <3 Cried after a midterm Settled for getting a D in a class Have eaten at Portolla Caused a bike crash Have never attended a housing event until tonight You've run away from your RA Walked by the stank lagoon Still talks to your high school friends Have experienced Freshman- 15 Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip. Is a humanities major went to office hours Have never bought a textbook Fell asleep in lecture Failed Chem Joined Greek Life Have had less than $50 in your bank account Has had a class in Campbell Doordashed food Is a STEM major Loves your RA <3 Have seen your RA in I.V. Sleeps through zoom lectures Actually likes the taco "pizza" Have had a 7pm section Have walked barefoot in IV Couldn't eat bc of your green badge You're either from the Bay or LA 7 is your fav number Have lost your access card Been attacked by birds at the UCen Took dance 45 Studied at the UCen Pulled an all nighter in the lib ): Have walked in the skateboard lane Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm Have had to P/NP a class Have been surfing Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke Stole food from Carillo Will be living in IV next year Lives in Manzi! Goes to the best UC Have actually gone to the beach Have gone to campus point Have used the pool this year Have been to a MCC event Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor Skipped an 8am lecture Lives in San Raf! Have used covid as an excuse to skip class Chose UCSB for the beach Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first Would want to live in Munger Hall Has gotten a parking ticket Your roommate is you best friend deltopia >:) Drinks too much coffee Switched your major a few times Gotten tar on your feet Got your bike STOLEN uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again! Missed the bus once or twice Have left a ratemy- professor review Have rode on a bird/lime Have taken Dinosaurs Watched the sunset on the beach Thinks free birds is overrated Have spotted the "duck couple" Have cried in the library Has asked for an extension Got written up for not wearing a mask yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs Raccoons Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class had to call the RA bc you got locked out Loves going to the Arbor Forgot about your passtime Ate in IV at 2am Has a job on campus Spotted Daddy Yang on campus Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice Downloaded a dating app <3 Cried after a midterm Settled for getting a D in a class Have eaten at Portolla Caused a bike crash Have never attended a housing event until tonight You've run away from your RA Walked by the stank lagoon Still talks to your high school friends Have experienced Freshman- 15 Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip. Is a humanities major went to office hours Have never bought a textbook Fell asleep in lecture Failed Chem Joined Greek Life Have had less than $50 in your bank account Has had a class in Campbell Doordashed food Is a STEM major Loves your RA <3 Have seen your RA in I.V. Sleeps through zoom lectures Actually likes the taco "pizza" Have had a 7pm section Have walked barefoot in IV Couldn't eat bc of your green badge You're either from the Bay or LA 7 is your fav number Have lost your access card Been attacked by birds at the UCen Took dance 45 Studied at the UCen Pulled an all nighter in the lib ): Have walked in the skateboard lane Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm Have had to P/NP a class Have been surfing Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke Stole food from Carillo Will be living in IV next year Lives in Manzi! Goes to the best UC Have actually gone to the beach Have gone to campus point Have used the pool this year Have been to a MCC event Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor Skipped an 8am lecture Lives in San Raf! Have used covid as an excuse to skip class Chose UCSB for the beach Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first Would want to live in Munger Hall Has gotten a parking ticket Your roommate is you best friend deltopia >:) Drinks too much coffee Switched your major a few times Gotten tar on your feet Got your bike STOLEN uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again! Missed the bus once or twice Have left a ratemy- professor review Have rode on a bird/lime Have taken Dinosaurs Watched the sunset on the beach Thinks free birds is overrated Have spotted the "duck couple" Have cried in the library Has asked for an extension Got written up for not wearing a mask yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs
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Raccoons
Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class
had to call the RA bc you got locked out
Loves going to the Arbor
Forgot about your passtime
Ate in IV at 2am
Has a job on campus
Spotted Daddy Yang on campus
Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice
Downloaded a dating app <3
Cried after a midterm
Settled for getting a D in a class
Have eaten at Portolla
Caused a bike crash
Have never attended a housing event until tonight
You've run away from your RA
Walked by the stank lagoon
Still talks to your high school friends
Have experienced Freshman-15
Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip.
Is a humanities major
went to office hours
Have never bought a textbook
Fell asleep in lecture
Failed Chem
Joined Greek Life
Have had less than $50 in your bank account
Has had a class in Campbell
Doordashed food
Is a STEM major
Loves your RA <3
Have seen your RA in I.V.
Sleeps through zoom lectures
Actually likes the taco "pizza"
Have had a 7pm section
Have walked barefoot in IV
Couldn't eat bc of your green badge
You're either from the Bay or LA
7 is your fav number
Have lost your access card
Been attacked by birds at the UCen
Took dance 45
Studied at the UCen
Pulled an all nighter in the lib ):
Have walked in the skateboard lane
Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm
Have had to P/NP a class
Have been surfing
Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke
Stole food from Carillo
Will be living in IV next year
Lives in Manzi!
Goes to the best UC
Have actually gone to the beach
Have gone to campus point
Have used the pool this year
Have been to a MCC event
Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor
Skipped an 8am lecture
Lives in San Raf!
Have used covid as an excuse to skip class
Chose UCSB for the beach
Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first
Would want to live in Munger Hall
Has gotten a parking ticket
Your roommate is you best friend
deltopia >:)
Drinks too much coffee
Switched your major a few times
Gotten tar on your feet
Got your bike STOLEN
uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again!
Missed the bus once or twice
Have left a ratemy-professor review
Have rode on a bird/lime
Have taken Dinosaurs
Watched the sunset on the beach
Thinks free birds is overrated
Have spotted the "duck couple"
Have cried in the library
Has asked for an extension
Got written up for not wearing a mask
yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs
