Caused a bike crash Have walked in the skateboard lane Have left a ratemy- professor review Have had to P/NP a class Ate in IV at 2am Loves going to the Arbor Have rode on a bird/lime Has gotten a parking ticket Actually likes the taco "pizza" Got written up for not wearing a mask Have actually gone to the beach Drinks too much coffee uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again! Have spotted the "duck couple" Have eaten at Portolla Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first Have cried in the library Have taken Dinosaurs Failed Chem Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class Thinks free birds is overrated Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke Have never attended a housing event until tonight Have seen your RA in I.V. Have been surfing Is a STEM major Have never bought a textbook Have used covid as an excuse to skip class Gotten tar on your feet 7 is your fav number Got your bike STOLEN Loves your RA <3 Missed the bus once or twice yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm Cried after a midterm went to office hours Studied at the UCen Has a job on campus Pulled an all nighter in the lib ): Skipped an 8am lecture Walked by the stank lagoon Downloaded a dating app <3 You're either from the Bay or LA Have had less than $50 in your bank account Will be living in IV next year Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor Would want to live in Munger Hall Have lost your access card Have experienced Freshman- 15 Has had a class in Campbell Lives in San Raf! Have had a 7pm section Chose UCSB for the beach Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip. Spotted Daddy Yang on campus Your roommate is you best friend Have been to a MCC event Switched your major a few times Doordashed food Took dance 45 Goes to the best UC Fell asleep in lecture Has asked for an extension had to call the RA bc you got locked out Have used the pool this year You've run away from your RA deltopia >:) Still talks to your high school friends Stole food from Carillo Forgot about your passtime Joined Greek Life Lives in Manzi! Sleeps through zoom lectures Been attacked by birds at the UCen Raccoons Couldn't eat bc of your green badge Have gone to campus point Is a humanities major Watched the sunset on the beach Settled for getting a D in a class Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice Have walked barefoot in IV Caused a bike crash Have walked in the skateboard lane Have left a ratemy- professor review Have had to P/NP a class Ate in IV at 2am Loves going to the Arbor Have rode on a bird/lime Has gotten a parking ticket Actually likes the taco "pizza" Got written up for not wearing a mask Have actually gone to the beach Drinks too much coffee uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again! Have spotted the "duck couple" Have eaten at Portolla Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first Have cried in the library Have taken Dinosaurs Failed Chem Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class Thinks free birds is overrated Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke Have never attended a housing event until tonight Have seen your RA in I.V. Have been surfing Is a STEM major Have never bought a textbook Have used covid as an excuse to skip class Gotten tar on your feet 7 is your fav number Got your bike STOLEN Loves your RA <3 Missed the bus once or twice yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm Cried after a midterm went to office hours Studied at the UCen Has a job on campus Pulled an all nighter in the lib ): Skipped an 8am lecture Walked by the stank lagoon Downloaded a dating app <3 You're either from the Bay or LA Have had less than $50 in your bank account Will be living in IV next year Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor Would want to live in Munger Hall Have lost your access card Have experienced Freshman- 15 Has had a class in Campbell Lives in San Raf! Have had a 7pm section Chose UCSB for the beach Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip. Spotted Daddy Yang on campus Your roommate is you best friend Have been to a MCC event Switched your major a few times Doordashed food Took dance 45 Goes to the best UC Fell asleep in lecture Has asked for an extension had to call the RA bc you got locked out Have used the pool this year You've run away from your RA deltopia >:) Still talks to your high school friends Stole food from Carillo Forgot about your passtime Joined Greek Life Lives in Manzi! Sleeps through zoom lectures Been attacked by birds at the UCen Raccoons Couldn't eat bc of your green badge Have gone to campus point Is a humanities major Watched the sunset on the beach Settled for getting a D in a class Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice Have walked barefoot in IV
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Caused a bike crash
Have walked in the skateboard lane
Have left a ratemy-professor review
Have had to P/NP a class
Ate in IV at 2am
Loves going to the Arbor
Have rode on a bird/lime
Has gotten a parking ticket
Actually likes the taco "pizza"
Got written up for not wearing a mask
Have actually gone to the beach
Drinks too much coffee
uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again!
Have spotted the "duck couple"
Have eaten at Portolla
Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first
Have cried in the library
Have taken Dinosaurs
Failed Chem
Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class
Thinks free birds is overrated
Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke
Have never attended a housing event until tonight
Have seen your RA in I.V.
Have been surfing
Is a STEM major
Have never bought a textbook
Have used covid as an excuse to skip class
Gotten tar on your feet
7 is your fav number
Got your bike STOLEN
Loves your RA <3
Missed the bus once or twice
yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs
Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm
Cried after a midterm
went to office hours
Studied at the UCen
Has a job on campus
Pulled an all nighter in the lib ):
Skipped an 8am lecture
Walked by the stank lagoon
Downloaded a dating app <3
You're either from the Bay or LA
Have had less than $50 in your bank account
Will be living in IV next year
Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor
Would want to live in Munger Hall
Have lost your access card
Have experienced Freshman-15
Has had a class in Campbell
Lives in San Raf!
Have had a 7pm section
Chose UCSB for the beach
Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip.
Spotted Daddy Yang on campus
Your roommate is you best friend
Have been to a MCC event
Switched your major a few times
Doordashed food
Took dance 45
Goes to the best UC
Fell asleep in lecture
Has asked for an extension
had to call the RA bc you got locked out
Have used the pool this year
You've run away from your RA
deltopia >:)
Still talks to your high school friends
Stole food from Carillo
Forgot about your passtime
Joined Greek Life
Lives in Manzi!
Sleeps through zoom lectures
Been attacked by birds at the UCen
Raccoons
Couldn't eat bc of your green badge
Have gone to campus point
Is a humanities major
Watched the sunset on the beach
Settled for getting a D in a class
Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice
Have walked barefoot in IV
