Have left a ratemy- professor review Downloaded a dating app <3 Lives in Manzi! Goes to the best UC Have never attended a housing event until tonight Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip. Have been surfing yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs Has asked for an extension Would want to live in Munger Hall Have used covid as an excuse to skip class Has gotten a parking ticket Have walked in the skateboard lane Took dance 45 Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class Have taken Dinosaurs Failed Chem Joined Greek Life Missed the bus once or twice Watched the sunset on the beach Doordashed food Loves going to the Arbor went to office hours You've run away from your RA Pulled an all nighter in the lib ): 7 is your fav number Sleeps through zoom lectures Have eaten at Portolla Has a job on campus Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm Still talks to your high school friends Studied at the UCen Gotten tar on your feet Forgot about your passtime Have actually gone to the beach Have had less than $50 in your bank account Got your bike STOLEN Fell asleep in lecture Have gone to campus point Stole food from Carillo Thinks free birds is overrated Have never bought a textbook Have cried in the library Chose UCSB for the beach Couldn't eat bc of your green badge Loves your RA <3 Lives in San Raf! Cried after a midterm Have lost your access card Have experienced Freshman- 15 Actually likes the taco "pizza" Switched your major a few times Spotted Daddy Yang on campus Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first Have rode on a bird/lime Has had a class in Campbell Your roommate is you best friend Have had a 7pm section Got written up for not wearing a mask Have been to a MCC event Caused a bike crash Settled for getting a D in a class Have used the pool this year Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice Raccoons Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke deltopia >:) had to call the RA bc you got locked out Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor Have had to P/NP a class Is a humanities major Have seen your RA in I.V. Have spotted the "duck couple" Walked by the stank lagoon Skipped an 8am lecture You're either from the Bay or LA Been attacked by birds at the UCen Drinks too much coffee Ate in IV at 2am Is a STEM major Have walked barefoot in IV uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again! Will be living in IV next year Have left a ratemy- professor review Downloaded a dating app <3 Lives in Manzi! Goes to the best UC Have never attended a housing event until tonight Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip. Have been surfing yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs Has asked for an extension Would want to live in Munger Hall Have used covid as an excuse to skip class Has gotten a parking ticket Have walked in the skateboard lane Took dance 45 Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class Have taken Dinosaurs Failed Chem Joined Greek Life Missed the bus once or twice Watched the sunset on the beach Doordashed food Loves going to the Arbor went to office hours You've run away from your RA Pulled an all nighter in the lib ): 7 is your fav number Sleeps through zoom lectures Have eaten at Portolla Has a job on campus Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm Still talks to your high school friends Studied at the UCen Gotten tar on your feet Forgot about your passtime Have actually gone to the beach Have had less than $50 in your bank account Got your bike STOLEN Fell asleep in lecture Have gone to campus point Stole food from Carillo Thinks free birds is overrated Have never bought a textbook Have cried in the library Chose UCSB for the beach Couldn't eat bc of your green badge Loves your RA <3 Lives in San Raf! Cried after a midterm Have lost your access card Have experienced Freshman- 15 Actually likes the taco "pizza" Switched your major a few times Spotted Daddy Yang on campus Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first Have rode on a bird/lime Has had a class in Campbell Your roommate is you best friend Have had a 7pm section Got written up for not wearing a mask Have been to a MCC event Caused a bike crash Settled for getting a D in a class Have used the pool this year Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice Raccoons Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke deltopia >:) had to call the RA bc you got locked out Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor Have had to P/NP a class Is a humanities major Have seen your RA in I.V. Have spotted the "duck couple" Walked by the stank lagoon Skipped an 8am lecture You're either from the Bay or LA Been attacked by birds at the UCen Drinks too much coffee Ate in IV at 2am Is a STEM major Have walked barefoot in IV uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again! Will be living in IV next year
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Have left a ratemy-professor review
Downloaded a dating app <3
Lives in Manzi!
Goes to the best UC
Have never attended a housing event until tonight
Crashed a class and didn't get in. rip.
Have been surfing
yerbs, yerbs, and more yerbs
Has asked for an extension
Would want to live in Munger Hall
Have used covid as an excuse to skip class
Has gotten a parking ticket
Have walked in the skateboard lane
Took dance 45
Have gotten "the glare" for coughing in class
Have taken Dinosaurs
Failed Chem
Joined Greek Life
Missed the bus once or twice
Watched the sunset on the beach
Doordashed food
Loves going to the Arbor
went to office hours
You've run away from your RA
Pulled an all nighter in the lib ):
7 is your fav number
Sleeps through zoom lectures
Have eaten at Portolla
Has a job on campus
Submitted an assignment at 11:59pm
Still talks to your high school friends
Studied at the UCen
Gotten tar on your feet
Forgot about your passtime
Have actually gone to the beach
Have had less than $50 in your bank account
Got your bike STOLEN
Fell asleep in lecture
Have gone to campus point
Stole food from Carillo
Thinks free birds is overrated
Have never bought a textbook
Have cried in the library
Chose UCSB for the beach
Couldn't eat bc of your green badge
Loves your RA <3
Lives in San Raf!
Cried after a midterm
Have lost your access card
Have experienced Freshman-15
Actually likes the taco "pizza"
Switched your major a few times
Spotted Daddy Yang on campus
Didn't know how to say "gaucho" at first
Have rode on a bird/lime
Has had a class in Campbell
Your roommate is you best friend
Have had a 7pm section
Got written up for not wearing a mask
Have been to a MCC event
Caused a bike crash
Settled for getting a D in a class
Have used the pool this year
Thinks blenders is better than Jamba juice
Raccoons
Have taken a pic of good ol' Storke
deltopia >:)
had to call the RA bc you got locked out
Was approached by CalPIRG @ the Arbor
Have had to P/NP a class
Is a humanities major
Have seen your RA in I.V.
Have spotted the "duck couple"
Walked by the stank lagoon
Skipped an 8am lecture
You're either from the Bay or LA
Been attacked by birds at the UCen
Drinks too much coffee
Ate in IV at 2am
Is a STEM major
Have walked barefoot in IV
uh OH, there's a chem gas leak again!
Will be living in IV next year
