Did notleavehousetodayDidn'tread tokids todayStill haven'tlost thebabyweightHiding inbathroomfor quiettimeOncellphonewhile atparkAfter kidsgo to bedcocktailhour beginsDrank ajuiceboxDrankcoldcoffeeForgot tomove wetlaundry todryerYogapants kindof dayStoppedbreast-feedingearlyWine orsushiwhilepregnantLied abouttime sokids takenap soonerTold little"Johnny"10X's not topick noseDon'trememberif you'veshoweredScreentime ofany kindHighfructosecorn syrupin the houseTaughtyour kids topaint yourtoenailsOrderedpizza fordinnerHe/she'sstill notpottytrainedForgotclasspicturedayZerosocializationtodayNon-organicproducepurchaseAte a colddinnerstandingat counterDid notleavehousetodayDidn'tread tokids todayStill haven'tlost thebabyweightHiding inbathroomfor quiettimeOncellphonewhile atparkAfter kidsgo to bedcocktailhour beginsDrank ajuiceboxDrankcoldcoffeeForgot tomove wetlaundry todryerYogapants kindof dayStoppedbreast-feedingearlyWine orsushiwhilepregnantLied abouttime sokids takenap soonerTold little"Johnny"10X's not topick noseDon'trememberif you'veshoweredScreentime ofany kindHighfructosecorn syrupin the houseTaughtyour kids topaint yourtoenailsOrderedpizza fordinnerHe/she'sstill notpottytrainedForgotclasspicturedayZerosocializationtodayNon-organicproducepurchaseAte a colddinnerstandingat counter

Mommy Guilt - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Did not leave house today
  2. Didn't read to kids today
  3. Still haven't lost the baby weight
  4. Hiding in bathroom for quiet time
  5. On cellphone while at park
  6. After kids go to bed cocktail hour begins
  7. Drank a juicebox
  8. Drank cold coffee
  9. Forgot to move wet laundry to dryer
  10. Yoga pants kind of day
  11. Stopped breast-feeding early
  12. Wine or sushi while pregnant
  13. Lied about time so kids take nap sooner
  14. Told little "Johnny" 10X's not to pick nose
  15. Don't remember if you've showered
  16. Screen time of any kind
  17. High fructose corn syrup in the house
  18. Taught your kids to paint your toenails
  19. Ordered pizza for dinner
  20. He/she's still not potty trained
  21. Forgot class picture day
  22. Zero socialization today
  23. Non-organic produce purchase
  24. Ate a cold dinner standing at counter