Didn'tread tokids todayTold little"Johnny"10X's not topick noseDrank ajuiceboxCan'trememberwhat it waslike to havefree timeAfter kidsgo to bedcocktailhour beginsHummedcartoontheme songin publicStill haven'tlost thebabyweightDon'trememberif you'veshoweredLied abouttime sokids takenap soonerDid notleavehousetodayHe/she'sstill notpottytrainedUsed yoursocks tomop upsmall spillTaughtyour kids topaint yourtoenailsWon'tbuy kidsa puppyOrderedpizza fordinnerForgot tomove wetlaundry todryerAte a colddinnerstandingat counterSlept lessthan fourhoursWine orsushiwhilepregnantYogapants kindof dayPassed gasin public...blamed it onkidsNon-organicproducepurchaseDrankcoldcoffeeForgot itwaspicturedayDidn'tread tokids todayTold little"Johnny"10X's not topick noseDrank ajuiceboxCan'trememberwhat it waslike to havefree timeAfter kidsgo to bedcocktailhour beginsHummedcartoontheme songin publicStill haven'tlost thebabyweightDon'trememberif you'veshoweredLied abouttime sokids takenap soonerDid notleavehousetodayHe/she'sstill notpottytrainedUsed yoursocks tomop upsmall spillTaughtyour kids topaint yourtoenailsWon'tbuy kidsa puppyOrderedpizza fordinnerForgot tomove wetlaundry todryerAte a colddinnerstandingat counterSlept lessthan fourhoursWine orsushiwhilepregnantYogapants kindof dayPassed gasin public...blamed it onkidsNon-organicproducepurchaseDrankcoldcoffeeForgot itwaspictureday

Mommy Guilt - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Didn't read to kids today
  2. Told little "Johnny" 10X's not to pick nose
  3. Drank a juicebox
  4. Can't remember what it was like to have free time
  5. After kids go to bed cocktail hour begins
  6. Hummed cartoon theme song in public
  7. Still haven't lost the baby weight
  8. Don't remember if you've showered
  9. Lied about time so kids take nap sooner
  10. Did not leave house today
  11. He/she's still not potty trained
  12. Used your socks to mop up small spill
  13. Taught your kids to paint your toenails
  14. Won't buy kids a puppy
  15. Ordered pizza for dinner
  16. Forgot to move wet laundry to dryer
  17. Ate a cold dinner standing at counter
  18. Slept less than four hours
  19. Wine or sushi while pregnant
  20. Yoga pants kind of day
  21. Passed gas in public... blamed it on kids
  22. Non-organic produce purchase
  23. Drank cold coffee
  24. Forgot it was picture day