After kidsgo to bedcocktailhour beginsYell athusbandlike he's oneof the kidsHe/she'sstill notpottytrainedOut oftime-outearlyHummedcartoontheme songin publicCan'trememberwhat it waslike to havefree timeDidn'tread tokids todayDrankcoldcoffeeGotcaughtbeing thetooth fairyDid notleavehousetodayForgot tocallteacherbackNon-organicproducepurchaseDon'trememberif you'veshoweredUsed yoursocks tomop upsmall spillWine orsushiwhilepregnantSlept lessthan fourhoursLied abouttime to getkids to napsoonerOrderedpizza fordinnerLate forbus...againHiding inbathroomfor quiettimeTold little"Johnny"10X's not topick noseAte a colddinnerstandingat counterPassed gasin public...blamed it onkidsDrank ajuiceboxAfter kidsgo to bedcocktailhour beginsYell athusbandlike he's oneof the kidsHe/she'sstill notpottytrainedOut oftime-outearlyHummedcartoontheme songin publicCan'trememberwhat it waslike to havefree timeDidn'tread tokids todayDrankcoldcoffeeGotcaughtbeing thetooth fairyDid notleavehousetodayForgot tocallteacherbackNon-organicproducepurchaseDon'trememberif you'veshoweredUsed yoursocks tomop upsmall spillWine orsushiwhilepregnantSlept lessthan fourhoursLied abouttime to getkids to napsoonerOrderedpizza fordinnerLate forbus...againHiding inbathroomfor quiettimeTold little"Johnny"10X's not topick noseAte a colddinnerstandingat counterPassed gasin public...blamed it onkidsDrank ajuicebox

Mommy Guilt - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. After kids go to bed cocktail hour begins
  2. Yell at husband like he's one of the kids
  3. He/she's still not potty trained
  4. Out of time-out early
  5. Hummed cartoon theme song in public
  6. Can't remember what it was like to have free time
  7. Didn't read to kids today
  8. Drank cold coffee
  9. Got caught being the tooth fairy
  10. Did not leave house today
  11. Forgot to call teacher back
  12. Non-organic produce purchase
  13. Don't remember if you've showered
  14. Used your socks to mop up small spill
  15. Wine or sushi while pregnant
  16. Slept less than four hours
  17. Lied about time to get kids to nap sooner
  18. Ordered pizza for dinner
  19. Late for bus...again
  20. Hiding in bathroom for quiet time
  21. Told little "Johnny" 10X's not to pick nose
  22. Ate a cold dinner standing at counter
  23. Passed gas in public... blamed it on kids
  24. Drank a juicebox