Can'trememberwhat it waslike to havefree timeOrderedpizza fordinnerWine orsushiwhilepregnantAte a colddinnerstandingat counterUsed yoursocks tomop upsmall spillForgot tocallteacherbackHiding inbathroomfor quiettimeLate forbus...againDrank ajuiceboxAfter kidsgo to bedcocktailhour beginsLied abouttime to getkids to napsoonerHummedcartoontheme songin publicGotcaughtbeing thetooth fairyPassed gasin public...blamed it onkidsDidn'tread tokids todayOut oftime-outearlyHe/she'sstill notpottytrainedTold little"Johnny"10X's not topick noseDid notleavehousetodayDrankcoldcoffeeSlept lessthan fourhoursNon-organicproducepurchaseDon'trememberif you'veshoweredYell athusbandlike he's oneof the kidsCan'trememberwhat it waslike to havefree timeOrderedpizza fordinnerWine orsushiwhilepregnantAte a colddinnerstandingat counterUsed yoursocks tomop upsmall spillForgot tocallteacherbackHiding inbathroomfor quiettimeLate forbus...againDrank ajuiceboxAfter kidsgo to bedcocktailhour beginsLied abouttime to getkids to napsoonerHummedcartoontheme songin publicGotcaughtbeing thetooth fairyPassed gasin public...blamed it onkidsDidn'tread tokids todayOut oftime-outearlyHe/she'sstill notpottytrainedTold little"Johnny"10X's not topick noseDid notleavehousetodayDrankcoldcoffeeSlept lessthan fourhoursNon-organicproducepurchaseDon'trememberif you'veshoweredYell athusbandlike he's oneof the kids

Mommy Guilt - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Can't remember what it was like to have free time
  2. Ordered pizza for dinner
  3. Wine or sushi while pregnant
  4. Ate a cold dinner standing at counter
  5. Used your socks to mop up small spill
  6. Forgot to call teacher back
  7. Hiding in bathroom for quiet time
  8. Late for bus...again
  9. Drank a juicebox
  10. After kids go to bed cocktail hour begins
  11. Lied about time to get kids to nap sooner
  12. Hummed cartoon theme song in public
  13. Got caught being the tooth fairy
  14. Passed gas in public... blamed it on kids
  15. Didn't read to kids today
  16. Out of time-out early
  17. He/she's still not potty trained
  18. Told little "Johnny" 10X's not to pick nose
  19. Did not leave house today
  20. Drank cold coffee
  21. Slept less than four hours
  22. Non-organic produce purchase
  23. Don't remember if you've showered
  24. Yell at husband like he's one of the kids