My doctor issupposed tomeet mehere***Ridiculouspatientname***It’s all inmy chart /I’m in thesystemBodyfluids onfloorI’m ahardstickThat[INTERVENTION]never worksfor meSent inby Dr.GoogleOn phoneduringassessmentI think IneedsomefluidsAllergic to thingsthey are unlikely tobe allergic to / areaction in amanner that isunlikely to haveoccurredMy phonesaid mylabs arebackDisgustingsounds and/orsmellsemanating fromyour patientReceive EpicChat messagefrom Liametzabout anelevated lactateNormalvitals arenot normalfor mePositivesuitcase /sunglasses /pillowsignConstantdiarrhea and/orurination, cannotprovide sampleAsks forphonechargerCookiemonstersweat pants(CMSP) orequivalentReturn towork note+/- 5 daysfrom todayI know Idon’t haveCOVIDTurkeysandwich/juicerequestI’m not one tocomplain / Ihave a highpain tolerance /I know my bodyAHHHHHHHH!Urgent careridiculousnessMy doctor issupposed tomeet mehere***Ridiculouspatientname***It’s all inmy chart /I’m in thesystemBodyfluids onfloorI’m ahardstickThat[INTERVENTION]never worksfor meSent inby Dr.GoogleOn phoneduringassessmentI think IneedsomefluidsAllergic to thingsthey are unlikely tobe allergic to / areaction in amanner that isunlikely to haveoccurredMy phonesaid mylabs arebackDisgustingsounds and/orsmellsemanating fromyour patientReceive EpicChat messagefrom Liametzabout anelevated lactateNormalvitals arenot normalfor mePositivesuitcase /sunglasses /pillowsignConstantdiarrhea and/orurination, cannotprovide sampleAsks forphonechargerCookiemonstersweat pants(CMSP) orequivalentReturn towork note+/- 5 daysfrom todayI know Idon’t haveCOVIDTurkeysandwich/juicerequestI’m not one tocomplain / Ihave a highpain tolerance /I know my bodyAHHHHHHHH!Urgent careridiculousness

ER - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. My doctor is supposed to meet me here
  2. ***Ridiculous patient name***
  3. It’s all in my chart / I’m in the system
  4. Body fluids on floor
  5. I’m a hard stick
  6. That [INTERVENTION] never works for me
  7. Sent in by Dr. Google
  8. On phone during assessment
  9. I think I need some fluids
  10. Allergic to things they are unlikely to be allergic to / a reaction in a manner that is unlikely to have occurred
  11. My phone said my labs are back
  12. Disgusting sounds and/or smells emanating from your patient
  13. Receive Epic Chat message from Liametz about an elevated lactate
  14. Normal vitals are not normal for me
  15. Positive suitcase / sunglasses / pillow sign
  16. Constant diarrhea and/or urination, cannot provide sample
  17. Asks for phone charger
  18. Cookie monster sweat pants (CMSP) or equivalent
  19. Return to work note +/- 5 days from today
  20. I know I don’t have COVID
  21. Turkey sandwich/juice request
  22. I’m not one to complain / I have a high pain tolerance / I know my body
  23. AHHHHHHHH!
  24. Urgent care ridiculousness