MissusTerriblyDaydreamSay "That's abunch of o'MELARKEY!!"HaveDinnerat 4pmStart everysentencewith "Back inMY Day..."ChatwithYourselfSpend 4 hrsin a grocerystore, justbecause youcan!Ignore GPSbecause youhave a betterrouteMumble"Well, I don'tknow about*that.*"Constantly.WheelofFortune!Refer toeveryoneyounger thanyou as"Kids"ReturnFruit to theGroceryStoreSign yourname ontextsEnjoyLiquidLunchesRead aNovelTakeNapsPlayBINGODrive30 in a65Call workfriends andask whatthey're doingTraveltheworld!Get theRetireeDiscountReadAARPMagazineMake sureeveryoneis wearinga sweaterGet somecats/getMOREcatsCelebrateloudly whenyou find youcar in theparking lotWhittle onyour frontporchWatch"Murder SheWrote" onrepeat.Refer toGoogle as"TheGoogle"Watch theWeatherChannelLongBikeRidesGroan everytime you getup and bendoverRide theGroceryStoreScooterMake sureeveryoneis wearinga sweaterSingalong toElevatorMusicMissusTerriblyDaydreamSay "That's abunch of o'MELARKEY!!"HaveDinnerat 4pmStart everysentencewith "Back inMY Day..."ChatwithYourselfSpend 4 hrsin a grocerystore, justbecause youcan!Ignore GPSbecause youhave a betterrouteMumble"Well, I don'tknow about*that.*"Constantly.WheelofFortune!Refer toeveryoneyounger thanyou as"Kids"ReturnFruit to theGroceryStoreSign yourname ontextsEnjoyLiquidLunchesRead aNovelTakeNapsPlayBINGODrive30 in a65Call workfriends andask whatthey're doingTraveltheworld!Get theRetireeDiscountReadAARPMagazineMake sureeveryoneis wearinga sweaterGet somecats/getMOREcatsCelebrateloudly whenyou find youcar in theparking lotWhittle onyour frontporchWatch"Murder SheWrote" onrepeat.Refer toGoogle as"TheGoogle"Watch theWeatherChannelLongBikeRidesGroan everytime you getup and bendoverRide theGroceryStoreScooterMake sureeveryoneis wearinga sweaterSingalong toElevatorMusic

JCH RETIREMENT CARD 5.26.22 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I-Miss us Terribly
  2. O-Daydream
  3. G-Say "That's a bunch of o' MELARKEY!!"
  4. O-Have Dinner at 4pm
  5. I-Start every sentence with "Back in MY Day..."
  6. I-Chat with Yourself
  7. O-Spend 4 hrs in a grocery store, just because you can!
  8. B-Ignore GPS because you have a better route
  9. O-Mumble "Well, I don't know about *that.*" Constantly.
  10. G-Wheel of Fortune!
  11. O-Refer to everyone younger than you as "Kids"
  12. O-Return Fruit to the Grocery Store
  13. B-Sign your name on texts
  14. N-Enjoy Liquid Lunches
  15. B-Read a Novel
  16. N-Take Naps
  17. N-Play BINGO
  18. I-Drive 30 in a 65
  19. G-Call work friends and ask what they're doing
  20. G-Travel the world!
  21. N-Get the Retiree Discount
  22. G-Read AARP Magazine
  23. I-Make sure everyone is wearing a sweater
  24. I-Get some cats/get MORE cats
  25. I-Celebrate loudly when you find you car in the parking lot
  26. B-Whittle on your front porch
  27. B-Watch "Murder She Wrote" on repeat.
  28. G-Refer to Google as "The Google"
  29. G-Watch the Weather Channel
  30. B-Long Bike Rides
  31. N-Groan every time you get up and bend over
  32. O-Ride the Grocery Store Scooter
  33. N-Make sure everyone is wearing a sweater
  34. B-Sing along to Elevator Music