HaveDinnerat 4pmTakeNapsCelebrateloudly whenyou find youcar in theparking lotSingalong toElevatorMusicPlayBINGORefer toeveryoneyounger thanyou as"Kids"Watch"Murder SheWrote" onrepeat.Ignore GPSbecause youhave a betterrouteDrive30 in a65Mumble"Well, I don'tknow about*that.*"Constantly.Sign yourname ontextsMissusTerriblyTraveltheworld!Ride theGroceryStoreScooterMake sureeveryoneis wearinga sweaterSay "That's abunch of o'MELARKEY!!"Read aNovelGet somecats/getMOREcatsWheelofFortune!Call workfriends andask whatthey're doingRefer toGoogle as"TheGoogle"EnjoyLiquidLunchesChatwithYourselfGroan everytime you getup and bendoverLongBikeRidesSpend 4 hrsin a grocerystore, justbecause youcan!Make sureeveryoneis wearinga sweaterGet theRetireeDiscountReturnFruit to theGroceryStoreReadAARPMagazineDaydreamStart everysentencewith "Back inMY Day..."Watch theWeatherChannelWhittle onyour frontporchHaveDinnerat 4pmTakeNapsCelebrateloudly whenyou find youcar in theparking lotSingalong toElevatorMusicPlayBINGORefer toeveryoneyounger thanyou as"Kids"Watch"Murder SheWrote" onrepeat.Ignore GPSbecause youhave a betterrouteDrive30 in a65Mumble"Well, I don'tknow about*that.*"Constantly.Sign yourname ontextsMissusTerriblyTraveltheworld!Ride theGroceryStoreScooterMake sureeveryoneis wearinga sweaterSay "That's abunch of o'MELARKEY!!"Read aNovelGet somecats/getMOREcatsWheelofFortune!Call workfriends andask whatthey're doingRefer toGoogle as"TheGoogle"EnjoyLiquidLunchesChatwithYourselfGroan everytime you getup and bendoverLongBikeRidesSpend 4 hrsin a grocerystore, justbecause youcan!Make sureeveryoneis wearinga sweaterGet theRetireeDiscountReturnFruit to theGroceryStoreReadAARPMagazineDaydreamStart everysentencewith "Back inMY Day..."Watch theWeatherChannelWhittle onyour frontporch

JCH RETIREMENT CARD 5.26.22 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-Have Dinner at 4pm
  2. N-Take Naps
  3. I-Celebrate loudly when you find you car in the parking lot
  4. B-Sing along to Elevator Music
  5. N-Play BINGO
  6. O-Refer to everyone younger than you as "Kids"
  7. B-Watch "Murder She Wrote" on repeat.
  8. B-Ignore GPS because you have a better route
  9. I-Drive 30 in a 65
  10. O-Mumble "Well, I don't know about *that.*" Constantly.
  11. B-Sign your name on texts
  12. I-Miss us Terribly
  13. G-Travel the world!
  14. O-Ride the Grocery Store Scooter
  15. I-Make sure everyone is wearing a sweater
  16. G-Say "That's a bunch of o' MELARKEY!!"
  17. B-Read a Novel
  18. I-Get some cats/get MORE cats
  19. G-Wheel of Fortune!
  20. G-Call work friends and ask what they're doing
  21. G-Refer to Google as "The Google"
  22. N-Enjoy Liquid Lunches
  23. I-Chat with Yourself
  24. N-Groan every time you get up and bend over
  25. B-Long Bike Rides
  26. O-Spend 4 hrs in a grocery store, just because you can!
  27. N-Make sure everyone is wearing a sweater
  28. N-Get the Retiree Discount
  29. O-Return Fruit to the Grocery Store
  30. G-Read AARP Magazine
  31. O-Daydream
  32. I-Start every sentence with "Back in MY Day..."
  33. G-Watch the Weather Channel
  34. B-Whittle on your front porch