EnjoyLiquidLunchesGroan everytime you getup and bendoverMissusTerriblyWatch"Murder SheWrote" onrepeat.ReturnFruit to theGroceryStoreRead aNovelLongBikeRidesSingalong toElevatorMusicDrive30 in a65Start everysentencewith "Back inMY Day..."Celebrateloudly whenyou find youcar in theparking lotTraveltheworld!Make sureeveryoneis wearinga sweaterReadAARPMagazineSpend 4 hrsin a grocerystore, justbecause youcan!Refer toGoogle as"TheGoogle"Whittle onyour frontporchWatch theWeatherChannelWheelofFortune!PlayBINGOSign yourname ontextsSay "That's abunch of o'MELARKEY!!"DaydreamGet somecats/getMOREcatsChatwithYourselfMumble"Well, I don'tknow about*that.*"Constantly.Ignore GPSbecause youhave a betterrouteHaveDinnerat 4pmMake sureeveryoneis wearinga sweaterRide theGroceryStoreScooterGet theRetireeDiscountTakeNapsCall workfriends andask whatthey're doingRefer toeveryoneyounger thanyou as"Kids"EnjoyLiquidLunchesGroan everytime you getup and bendoverMissusTerriblyWatch"Murder SheWrote" onrepeat.ReturnFruit to theGroceryStoreRead aNovelLongBikeRidesSingalong toElevatorMusicDrive30 in a65Start everysentencewith "Back inMY Day..."Celebrateloudly whenyou find youcar in theparking lotTraveltheworld!Make sureeveryoneis wearinga sweaterReadAARPMagazineSpend 4 hrsin a grocerystore, justbecause youcan!Refer toGoogle as"TheGoogle"Whittle onyour frontporchWatch theWeatherChannelWheelofFortune!PlayBINGOSign yourname ontextsSay "That's abunch of o'MELARKEY!!"DaydreamGet somecats/getMOREcatsChatwithYourselfMumble"Well, I don'tknow about*that.*"Constantly.Ignore GPSbecause youhave a betterrouteHaveDinnerat 4pmMake sureeveryoneis wearinga sweaterRide theGroceryStoreScooterGet theRetireeDiscountTakeNapsCall workfriends andask whatthey're doingRefer toeveryoneyounger thanyou as"Kids"

JCH RETIREMENT CARD 5.26.22 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. N-Enjoy Liquid Lunches
  2. N-Groan every time you get up and bend over
  3. I-Miss us Terribly
  4. B-Watch "Murder She Wrote" on repeat.
  5. O-Return Fruit to the Grocery Store
  6. B-Read a Novel
  7. B-Long Bike Rides
  8. B-Sing along to Elevator Music
  9. I-Drive 30 in a 65
  10. I-Start every sentence with "Back in MY Day..."
  11. I-Celebrate loudly when you find you car in the parking lot
  12. G-Travel the world!
  13. I-Make sure everyone is wearing a sweater
  14. G-Read AARP Magazine
  15. O-Spend 4 hrs in a grocery store, just because you can!
  16. G-Refer to Google as "The Google"
  17. B-Whittle on your front porch
  18. G-Watch the Weather Channel
  19. G-Wheel of Fortune!
  20. N-Play BINGO
  21. B-Sign your name on texts
  22. G-Say "That's a bunch of o' MELARKEY!!"
  23. O-Daydream
  24. I-Get some cats/get MORE cats
  25. I-Chat with Yourself
  26. O-Mumble "Well, I don't know about *that.*" Constantly.
  27. B-Ignore GPS because you have a better route
  28. O-Have Dinner at 4pm
  29. N-Make sure everyone is wearing a sweater
  30. O-Ride the Grocery Store Scooter
  31. N-Get the Retiree Discount
  32. N-Take Naps
  33. G-Call work friends and ask what they're doing
  34. O-Refer to everyone younger than you as "Kids"