HaveDinnerat 4pmSpend 4 hrsin a grocerystore, justbecause youcan!Watch theWeatherChannelMake sureeveryoneis wearinga sweaterGroan everytime you getup and bendoverWatch"Murder SheWrote" onrepeat.Call workfriends andask whatthey're doingRefer toGoogle as"TheGoogle"Read aNovelReturnFruit to theGroceryStoreMissusTerriblyWhittle onyour frontporchWheelofFortune!Get theRetireeDiscountGet somecats/getMOREcatsLongBikeRidesMake sureeveryoneis wearinga sweaterChatwithYourselfSign yourname ontextsTraveltheworld!DaydreamStart everysentencewith "Back inMY Day..."TakeNapsRide theGroceryStoreScooterEnjoyLiquidLunchesSay "That's abunch of o'MELARKEY!!"PlayBINGOMumble"Well, I don'tknow about*that.*"Constantly.Ignore GPSbecause youhave a betterrouteRefer toeveryoneyounger thanyou as"Kids"ReadAARPMagazineDrive30 in a65Singalong toElevatorMusicCelebrateloudly whenyou find youcar in theparking lotHaveDinnerat 4pmSpend 4 hrsin a grocerystore, justbecause youcan!Watch theWeatherChannelMake sureeveryoneis wearinga sweaterGroan everytime you getup and bendoverWatch"Murder SheWrote" onrepeat.Call workfriends andask whatthey're doingRefer toGoogle as"TheGoogle"Read aNovelReturnFruit to theGroceryStoreMissusTerriblyWhittle onyour frontporchWheelofFortune!Get theRetireeDiscountGet somecats/getMOREcatsLongBikeRidesMake sureeveryoneis wearinga sweaterChatwithYourselfSign yourname ontextsTraveltheworld!DaydreamStart everysentencewith "Back inMY Day..."TakeNapsRide theGroceryStoreScooterEnjoyLiquidLunchesSay "That's abunch of o'MELARKEY!!"PlayBINGOMumble"Well, I don'tknow about*that.*"Constantly.Ignore GPSbecause youhave a betterrouteRefer toeveryoneyounger thanyou as"Kids"ReadAARPMagazineDrive30 in a65Singalong toElevatorMusicCelebrateloudly whenyou find youcar in theparking lot

JCH RETIREMENT CARD 5.26.22 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-Have Dinner at 4pm
  2. O-Spend 4 hrs in a grocery store, just because you can!
  3. G-Watch the Weather Channel
  4. I-Make sure everyone is wearing a sweater
  5. N-Groan every time you get up and bend over
  6. B-Watch "Murder She Wrote" on repeat.
  7. G-Call work friends and ask what they're doing
  8. G-Refer to Google as "The Google"
  9. B-Read a Novel
  10. O-Return Fruit to the Grocery Store
  11. I-Miss us Terribly
  12. B-Whittle on your front porch
  13. G-Wheel of Fortune!
  14. N-Get the Retiree Discount
  15. I-Get some cats/get MORE cats
  16. B-Long Bike Rides
  17. N-Make sure everyone is wearing a sweater
  18. I-Chat with Yourself
  19. B-Sign your name on texts
  20. G-Travel the world!
  21. O-Daydream
  22. I-Start every sentence with "Back in MY Day..."
  23. N-Take Naps
  24. O-Ride the Grocery Store Scooter
  25. N-Enjoy Liquid Lunches
  26. G-Say "That's a bunch of o' MELARKEY!!"
  27. N-Play BINGO
  28. O-Mumble "Well, I don't know about *that.*" Constantly.
  29. B-Ignore GPS because you have a better route
  30. O-Refer to everyone younger than you as "Kids"
  31. G-Read AARP Magazine
  32. I-Drive 30 in a 65
  33. B-Sing along to Elevator Music
  34. I-Celebrate loudly when you find you car in the parking lot