Groan everytime you getup and bendoverTraveltheworld!Spend 4 hrsin a grocerystore, justbecause youcan!TakeNapsDaydreamMake sureeveryoneis wearinga sweaterGet theRetireeDiscountIgnore GPSbecause youhave a betterrouteMissusTerriblyReadAARPMagazineDrive30 in a65Watch theWeatherChannelRead aNovelReturnFruit to theGroceryStoreMumble"Well, I don'tknow about*that.*"Constantly.Say "That's abunch of o'MELARKEY!!"LongBikeRidesHaveDinnerat 4pmEnjoyLiquidLunchesSign yourname ontextsCelebrateloudly whenyou find youcar in theparking lotMake sureeveryoneis wearinga sweaterCall workfriends andask whatthey're doingRide theGroceryStoreScooterRefer toGoogle as"TheGoogle"ChatwithYourselfWheelofFortune!Refer toeveryoneyounger thanyou as"Kids"Get somecats/getMOREcatsStart everysentencewith "Back inMY Day..."Singalong toElevatorMusicWatch"Murder SheWrote" onrepeat.PlayBINGOWhittle onyour frontporchGroan everytime you getup and bendoverTraveltheworld!Spend 4 hrsin a grocerystore, justbecause youcan!TakeNapsDaydreamMake sureeveryoneis wearinga sweaterGet theRetireeDiscountIgnore GPSbecause youhave a betterrouteMissusTerriblyReadAARPMagazineDrive30 in a65Watch theWeatherChannelRead aNovelReturnFruit to theGroceryStoreMumble"Well, I don'tknow about*that.*"Constantly.Say "That's abunch of o'MELARKEY!!"LongBikeRidesHaveDinnerat 4pmEnjoyLiquidLunchesSign yourname ontextsCelebrateloudly whenyou find youcar in theparking lotMake sureeveryoneis wearinga sweaterCall workfriends andask whatthey're doingRide theGroceryStoreScooterRefer toGoogle as"TheGoogle"ChatwithYourselfWheelofFortune!Refer toeveryoneyounger thanyou as"Kids"Get somecats/getMOREcatsStart everysentencewith "Back inMY Day..."Singalong toElevatorMusicWatch"Murder SheWrote" onrepeat.PlayBINGOWhittle onyour frontporch

JCH RETIREMENT CARD 5.26.22 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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N
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G
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O
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N
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O
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I
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N
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B
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I
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G
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I
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G
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B
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O
15
O
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G
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B
18
O
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N
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B
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I
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N
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G
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O
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G
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I
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G
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O
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I
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I
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B
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B
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N
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B
  1. N-Groan every time you get up and bend over
  2. G-Travel the world!
  3. O-Spend 4 hrs in a grocery store, just because you can!
  4. N-Take Naps
  5. O-Daydream
  6. I-Make sure everyone is wearing a sweater
  7. N-Get the Retiree Discount
  8. B-Ignore GPS because you have a better route
  9. I-Miss us Terribly
  10. G-Read AARP Magazine
  11. I-Drive 30 in a 65
  12. G-Watch the Weather Channel
  13. B-Read a Novel
  14. O-Return Fruit to the Grocery Store
  15. O-Mumble "Well, I don't know about *that.*" Constantly.
  16. G-Say "That's a bunch of o' MELARKEY!!"
  17. B-Long Bike Rides
  18. O-Have Dinner at 4pm
  19. N-Enjoy Liquid Lunches
  20. B-Sign your name on texts
  21. I-Celebrate loudly when you find you car in the parking lot
  22. N-Make sure everyone is wearing a sweater
  23. G-Call work friends and ask what they're doing
  24. O-Ride the Grocery Store Scooter
  25. G-Refer to Google as "The Google"
  26. I-Chat with Yourself
  27. G-Wheel of Fortune!
  28. O-Refer to everyone younger than you as "Kids"
  29. I-Get some cats/get MORE cats
  30. I-Start every sentence with "Back in MY Day..."
  31. B-Sing along to Elevator Music
  32. B-Watch "Murder She Wrote" on repeat.
  33. N-Play BINGO
  34. B-Whittle on your front porch