Dumb as rocks If they were real, I would be afraid of them Does their best Perfect Malewife I want to shake them like a maraca Issues are on a whole other level I want good things to happen to them for once If they were real, I would marry them I want to carry them in a handbag like a tiny dog Utterly Pathetic Deeper than they seem They work better as part of a dynamic I want to see them taken down a few pegs Want to see them kill someone with a rock Needs to be kept away from other people Has never done anything wrong I could fix them Would die on a battlefield for them I like them enough to project my issues onto them No. 1 Parent Cringe beyond remedy Edgelord Supreme I could make them worse Not as deep as they seem Dumb as rocks If they were real, I would be afraid of them Does their best Perfect Malewife I want to shake them like a maraca Issues are on a whole other level I want good things to happen to them for once If they were real, I would marry them I want to carry them in a handbag like a tiny dog Utterly Pathetic Deeper than they seem They work better as part of a dynamic I want to see them taken down a few pegs Want to see them kill someone with a rock Needs to be kept away from other people Has never done anything wrong I could fix them Would die on a battlefield for them I like them enough to project my issues onto them No. 1 Parent Cringe beyond remedy Edgelord Supreme I could make them worse Not as deep as they seem
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
Dumb as rocks
If they were real, I would be afraid of them
Does their best
Perfect Malewife
I want to shake them like a maraca
Issues are on a whole other level
I want good things to happen to them for once
If they were real, I would marry them
I want to carry them in a handbag like a tiny dog
Utterly Pathetic
Deeper than they seem
They work better as part of a dynamic
I want to see them taken down a few pegs
Want to see them kill someone with a rock
Needs to be kept away from other people
Has never done anything wrong
I could fix them
Would die on a battlefield for them
I like them enough to project my issues onto them
No. 1 Parent
Cringe beyond remedy
Edgelord Supreme
I could make them worse
Not as deep as they seem