TheDSM-5 isscientificHerbaltreatmentis snake oilbusiness$$RI havehigh qualityconsistentevidenceThere is noPSSD, youmustimaginethingsI wantto helpyouYou defiedme, I mustforciblycommit you Big pharmais aconspiracytheoryBig pharmais aconspiracytheoryMaybe weneed to add20 moremedicationsCriticize me,and you'll beforcefullycommitedYou can'tknow if youfeel better,its yourdelusionThe intestinalmicrobiomehas no soundscientificevidenceYour medsdidn't work,time for 4xdosageI don't know,thereforegenes andenvironmentYou cannothavebiologicalissues, I'll upyour dosageSchizophreniais geneticYou aretreatmentresistantWould you tryelectroconvulsive"therapy"?Latentinfectionsare amythMedicatonswill fix yoursocialinjusticeexperiencesNo oneknows thecauses ofmentaldisordersBloodworksare fine, youneed moreprozacMedication isthe besttreatment formentaldisordersYouspeakingfor yourselfis paranoiaPsychotherapyis esoterics, Itrust in theDSM-5TheDSM-5 isscientificHerbaltreatmentis snake oilbusiness$$RI havehigh qualityconsistentevidenceThere is noPSSD, youmustimaginethingsI wantto helpyouYou defiedme, I mustforciblycommit youBig pharmais aconspiracytheoryBig pharmais aconspiracytheoryMaybe weneed to add20 moremedicationsCriticize me,and you'll beforcefullycommitedYou can'tknow if youfeel better,its yourdelusionThe intestinalmicrobiomehas no soundscientificevidenceYour medsdidn't work,time for 4xdosageI don't know,thereforegenes andenvironmentYou cannothavebiologicalissues, I'll upyour dosageSchizophreniais geneticYou aretreatmentresistantWould you tryelectroconvulsive"therapy"?Latentinfectionsare amythMedicatonswill fix yoursocialinjusticeexperiencesNo oneknows thecauses ofmentaldisordersBloodworksare fine, youneed moreprozacMedication isthe besttreatment formentaldisordersYouspeakingfor yourselfis paranoiaPsychotherapyis esoterics, Itrust in theDSM-5

P$ychiatrist Bullshit Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The DSM-5 is scientific
  2. Herbal treatment is snake oil business
  3. $$RI have high quality consistent evidence
  4. There is no PSSD, you must imagine things
  5. I want to help you
  6. You defied me, I must forcibly commit you
  7. Big pharma is a conspiracy theory
    Big pharma is a conspiracy theory
  8. Maybe we need to add 20 more medications
  9. Criticize me, and you'll be forcefully commited
  10. You can't know if you feel better, its your delusion
  11. The intestinal microbiome has no sound scientific evidence
  12. Your meds didn't work, time for 4x dosage
  13. I don't know, therefore genes and environment
  14. You cannot have biological issues, I'll up your dosage
  15. Schizophrenia is genetic
  16. You are treatment resistant
  17. Would you try electroconvulsive "therapy"?
  18. Latent infections are a myth
  19. Medicatons will fix your social injustice experiences
  20. No one knows the causes of mental disorders
  21. Bloodworks are fine, you need more prozac
  22. Medication is the best treatment for mental disorders
  23. You speaking for yourself is paranoia
  24. Psychotherapy is esoterics, I trust in the DSM-5