"you didn't ask for my ID" - older guest guest drunk upon arrival "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS WERE BACK HERE!" "WHAT IS GOOD HERE?" "WHAT IS _____ LIKE?" someone has an "allergy" that's just preference BATHROOM IS OUT OF TOILET PAPER SAYS THAT SOMEONE ELSE IS DRIVING. "I DON'T WANT ANYTHING HOPPY." asks for water, doesn't drink it "I cant taste the alcohol" guest waves or snaps at you "IS *INSERT BEER NAME* COMING BACK?" "Light Ice" "CHEERS!" "DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING SWEET?" ASKS IF WE DO FLIGHTS. something being COVID's fault 'I REMEMBER SITTING BACK THERE..." "How long have you worked here?" "I DON'T REALLY LIKE BEER." MUSIC IS TOO LOUD "CAN I 'TRY' _____?" "WHERE ARE THE CATS?" "I KNOW THE OWNER." guest sits at dirty table/seat "HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN HERE?" "DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LIKE *INSERT BEER NAME*." EVERY SEAT AT THE BAR IS TAKEN guest orders before greeting "CAN I OPEN A TAB WITH A CARD BUT PAY CASH?" "I AM LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIGHT." guest asks you what you're doing after work "Make it strong ;)" "I'LL HAVE THE...... *LONG PAUSE*." Pest Spotted FINISH A KEG WHILE POURING A BEER "I'LL TAKE THE IPA (OR HAZY)." "Are you in school?" "DO YOU HAVE HARD ALCOHOL (OR WINE)?" "It's all good, I'm not driving" "you didn't ask for my ID" - older guest guest drunk upon arrival "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS WERE BACK HERE!" "WHAT IS GOOD HERE?" "WHAT IS _____ LIKE?" someone has an "allergy" that's just preference BATHROOM IS OUT OF TOILET PAPER SAYS THAT SOMEONE ELSE IS DRIVING. "I DON'T WANT ANYTHING HOPPY." asks for water, doesn't drink it "I cant taste the alcohol" guest waves or snaps at you "IS *INSERT BEER NAME* COMING BACK?" "Light Ice" "CHEERS!" "DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING SWEET?" ASKS IF WE DO FLIGHTS. something being COVID's fault 'I REMEMBER SITTING BACK THERE..." "How long have you worked here?" "I DON'T REALLY LIKE BEER." MUSIC IS TOO LOUD "CAN I 'TRY' _____?" "WHERE ARE THE CATS?" "I KNOW THE OWNER." guest sits at dirty table/seat "HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN HERE?" "DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LIKE *INSERT BEER NAME*." EVERY SEAT AT THE BAR IS TAKEN guest orders before greeting "CAN I OPEN A TAB WITH A CARD BUT PAY CASH?" "I AM LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIGHT." guest asks you what you're doing after work "Make it strong ;)" "I'LL HAVE THE...... *LONG PAUSE*." Pest Spotted FINISH A KEG WHILE POURING A BEER "I'LL TAKE THE IPA (OR HAZY)." "Are you in school?" "DO YOU HAVE HARD ALCOHOL (OR WINE)?" "It's all good, I'm not driving"
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"you didn't ask for my ID" - older guest
guest drunk upon arrival
"I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS WERE BACK HERE!"
"WHAT IS GOOD HERE?"
"WHAT IS _____ LIKE?"
someone has an "allergy" that's just preference
BATHROOM IS OUT OF TOILET PAPER
SAYS THAT SOMEONE ELSE IS DRIVING.
"I DON'T WANT ANYTHING HOPPY."
asks for water, doesn't drink it
"I cant taste the alcohol"
guest waves or snaps at you
"IS *INSERT BEER NAME* COMING BACK?"
"Light Ice"
"CHEERS!"
"DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING SWEET?"
ASKS IF WE DO FLIGHTS.
something being COVID's fault
'I REMEMBER SITTING BACK THERE..."
"How long have you worked here?"
"I DON'T REALLY LIKE BEER."
MUSIC IS TOO LOUD
"CAN I 'TRY' _____?"
"WHERE ARE THE CATS?"
"I KNOW THE OWNER."
guest sits at dirty table/seat
"HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN HERE?"
"DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LIKE *INSERT BEER NAME*."
EVERY SEAT AT THE BAR IS TAKEN
guest orders before greeting
"CAN I OPEN A TAB WITH A CARD BUT PAY CASH?"
"I AM LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIGHT."
guest asks you what you're doing after work
"Make it strong ;)"
"I'LL HAVE THE...... *LONG PAUSE*."
Pest Spotted
FINISH A KEG WHILE POURING A BEER
"I'LL TAKE THE IPA (OR HAZY)."
"Are you in school?"
"DO YOU HAVE HARD ALCOHOL (OR WINE)?"
"It's all good, I'm not driving"
