"WHERE ARE THE CATS?" "DO YOU HAVE HARD ALCOHOL (OR WINE)?" "I DON'T REALLY LIKE BEER." guest waves or snaps at you asks for water, doesn't drink it BATHROOM IS OUT OF TOILET PAPER "Light Ice" "WHAT IS _____ LIKE?" EVERY SEAT AT THE BAR IS TAKEN guest asks you what you're doing after work "I'LL HAVE THE...... *LONG PAUSE*." "I'LL TAKE THE IPA (OR HAZY)." "How long have you worked here?" 'I REMEMBER SITTING BACK THERE..." "DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LIKE *INSERT BEER NAME*." Pest Spotted FINISH A KEG WHILE POURING A BEER "I cant taste the alcohol" SAYS THAT SOMEONE ELSE IS DRIVING. "Are you in school?" someone has an "allergy" that's just preference guest orders before greeting "CAN I 'TRY' _____?" "you didn't ask for my ID" - older guest "CHEERS!" "I KNOW THE OWNER." "IS *INSERT BEER NAME* COMING BACK?" "DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING SWEET?" "I AM LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIGHT." MUSIC IS TOO LOUD "It's all good, I'm not driving" something being COVID's fault "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS WERE BACK HERE!" guest sits at dirty table/seat "I DON'T WANT ANYTHING HOPPY." "HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN HERE?" "Make it strong ;)" guest drunk upon arrival ASKS IF WE DO FLIGHTS. "CAN I OPEN A TAB WITH A CARD BUT PAY CASH?" "WHAT IS GOOD HERE?" "WHERE ARE THE CATS?" "DO YOU HAVE HARD ALCOHOL (OR WINE)?" "I DON'T REALLY LIKE BEER." guest waves or snaps at you asks for water, doesn't drink it BATHROOM IS OUT OF TOILET PAPER "Light Ice" "WHAT IS _____ LIKE?" EVERY SEAT AT THE BAR IS TAKEN guest asks you what you're doing after work "I'LL HAVE THE...... *LONG PAUSE*." "I'LL TAKE THE IPA (OR HAZY)." "How long have you worked here?" 'I REMEMBER SITTING BACK THERE..." "DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LIKE *INSERT BEER NAME*." Pest Spotted FINISH A KEG WHILE POURING A BEER "I cant taste the alcohol" SAYS THAT SOMEONE ELSE IS DRIVING. "Are you in school?" someone has an "allergy" that's just preference guest orders before greeting "CAN I 'TRY' _____?" "you didn't ask for my ID" - older guest "CHEERS!" "I KNOW THE OWNER." "IS *INSERT BEER NAME* COMING BACK?" "DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING SWEET?" "I AM LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIGHT." MUSIC IS TOO LOUD "It's all good, I'm not driving" something being COVID's fault "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS WERE BACK HERE!" guest sits at dirty table/seat "I DON'T WANT ANYTHING HOPPY." "HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN HERE?" "Make it strong ;)" guest drunk upon arrival ASKS IF WE DO FLIGHTS. "CAN I OPEN A TAB WITH A CARD BUT PAY CASH?" "WHAT IS GOOD HERE?"
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"WHERE ARE THE CATS?"
"DO YOU HAVE HARD ALCOHOL (OR WINE)?"
"I DON'T REALLY LIKE BEER."
guest waves or snaps at you
asks for water, doesn't drink it
BATHROOM IS OUT OF TOILET PAPER
"Light Ice"
"WHAT IS _____ LIKE?"
EVERY SEAT AT THE BAR IS TAKEN
guest asks you what you're doing after work
"I'LL HAVE THE...... *LONG PAUSE*."
"I'LL TAKE THE IPA (OR HAZY)."
"How long have you worked here?"
'I REMEMBER SITTING BACK THERE..."
"DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LIKE *INSERT BEER NAME*."
Pest Spotted
FINISH A KEG WHILE POURING A BEER
"I cant taste the alcohol"
SAYS THAT SOMEONE ELSE IS DRIVING.
"Are you in school?"
someone has an "allergy" that's just preference
guest orders before greeting
"CAN I 'TRY' _____?"
"you didn't ask for my ID" - older guest
"CHEERS!"
"I KNOW THE OWNER."
"IS *INSERT BEER NAME* COMING BACK?"
"DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING SWEET?"
"I AM LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIGHT."
MUSIC IS TOO LOUD
"It's all good, I'm not driving"
something being COVID's fault
"I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS WERE BACK HERE!"
guest sits at dirty table/seat
"I DON'T WANT ANYTHING HOPPY."
"HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN HERE?"
"Make it strong ;)"
guest drunk upon arrival
ASKS IF WE DO FLIGHTS.
"CAN I OPEN A TAB WITH A CARD BUT PAY CASH?"
"WHAT IS GOOD HERE?"
