someone has an "allergy" that's just preference "I DON'T REALLY LIKE BEER." "Are you in school?" "CHEERS!" "I KNOW THE OWNER." ASKS IF WE DO FLIGHTS. guest waves or snaps at you "CAN I 'TRY' _____?" "WHERE ARE THE CATS?" "I'LL TAKE THE IPA (OR HAZY)." "It's all good, I'm not driving" "How long have you worked here?" "IS *INSERT BEER NAME* COMING BACK?" guest asks you what you're doing after work "DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LIKE *INSERT BEER NAME*." "I DON'T WANT ANYTHING HOPPY." something being COVID's fault "you didn't ask for my ID" - older guest FINISH A KEG WHILE POURING A BEER "I'LL HAVE THE...... *LONG PAUSE*." "CAN I OPEN A TAB WITH A CARD BUT PAY CASH?" "I AM LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIGHT." MUSIC IS TOO LOUD "DO YOU HAVE HARD ALCOHOL (OR WINE)?" BATHROOM IS OUT OF TOILET PAPER "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS WERE BACK HERE!" guest drunk upon arrival Pest Spotted "HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN HERE?" EVERY SEAT AT THE BAR IS TAKEN guest sits at dirty table/seat guest orders before greeting "DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING SWEET?" "Light Ice" SAYS THAT SOMEONE ELSE IS DRIVING. 'I REMEMBER SITTING BACK THERE..." asks for water, doesn't drink it "WHAT IS GOOD HERE?" "Make it strong ;)" "I cant taste the alcohol" "WHAT IS _____ LIKE?" someone has an "allergy" that's just preference "I DON'T REALLY LIKE BEER." "Are you in school?" "CHEERS!" "I KNOW THE OWNER." ASKS IF WE DO FLIGHTS. guest waves or snaps at you "CAN I 'TRY' _____?" "WHERE ARE THE CATS?" "I'LL TAKE THE IPA (OR HAZY)." "It's all good, I'm not driving" "How long have you worked here?" "IS *INSERT BEER NAME* COMING BACK?" guest asks you what you're doing after work "DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LIKE *INSERT BEER NAME*." "I DON'T WANT ANYTHING HOPPY." something being COVID's fault "you didn't ask for my ID" - older guest FINISH A KEG WHILE POURING A BEER "I'LL HAVE THE...... *LONG PAUSE*." "CAN I OPEN A TAB WITH A CARD BUT PAY CASH?" "I AM LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIGHT." MUSIC IS TOO LOUD "DO YOU HAVE HARD ALCOHOL (OR WINE)?" BATHROOM IS OUT OF TOILET PAPER "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS WERE BACK HERE!" guest drunk upon arrival Pest Spotted "HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN HERE?" EVERY SEAT AT THE BAR IS TAKEN guest sits at dirty table/seat guest orders before greeting "DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING SWEET?" "Light Ice" SAYS THAT SOMEONE ELSE IS DRIVING. 'I REMEMBER SITTING BACK THERE..." asks for water, doesn't drink it "WHAT IS GOOD HERE?" "Make it strong ;)" "I cant taste the alcohol" "WHAT IS _____ LIKE?"
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someone has an "allergy" that's just preference
"I DON'T REALLY LIKE BEER."
"Are you in school?"
"CHEERS!"
"I KNOW THE OWNER."
ASKS IF WE DO FLIGHTS.
guest waves or snaps at you
"CAN I 'TRY' _____?"
"WHERE ARE THE CATS?"
"I'LL TAKE THE IPA (OR HAZY)."
"It's all good, I'm not driving"
"How long have you worked here?"
"IS *INSERT BEER NAME* COMING BACK?"
guest asks you what you're doing after work
"DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LIKE *INSERT BEER NAME*."
"I DON'T WANT ANYTHING HOPPY."
something being COVID's fault
"you didn't ask for my ID" - older guest
FINISH A KEG WHILE POURING A BEER
"I'LL HAVE THE...... *LONG PAUSE*."
"CAN I OPEN A TAB WITH A CARD BUT PAY CASH?"
"I AM LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIGHT."
MUSIC IS TOO LOUD
"DO YOU HAVE HARD ALCOHOL (OR WINE)?"
BATHROOM IS OUT OF TOILET PAPER
"I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS WERE BACK HERE!"
guest drunk upon arrival
Pest Spotted
"HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN HERE?"
EVERY SEAT AT THE BAR IS TAKEN
guest sits at dirty table/seat
guest orders before greeting
"DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING SWEET?"
"Light Ice"
SAYS THAT SOMEONE ELSE IS DRIVING.
'I REMEMBER SITTING BACK THERE..."
asks for water, doesn't drink it
"WHAT IS GOOD HERE?"
"Make it strong ;)"
"I cant taste the alcohol"
"WHAT IS _____ LIKE?"
