FINISH A KEG WHILE POURING A BEER MUSIC IS TOO LOUD "I cant taste the alcohol" "DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LIKE *INSERT BEER NAME*." guest drunk upon arrival "I KNOW THE OWNER." "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS WERE BACK HERE!" "I'LL HAVE THE...... *LONG PAUSE*." "I DON'T WANT ANYTHING HOPPY." "WHAT IS _____ LIKE?" guest sits at dirty table/seat someone has an "allergy" that's just preference "CHEERS!" asks for water, doesn't drink it "It's all good, I'm not driving" Pest Spotted guest asks you what you're doing after work "you didn't ask for my ID" - older guest "Make it strong ;)" guest orders before greeting "I'LL TAKE THE IPA (OR HAZY)." "CAN I OPEN A TAB WITH A CARD BUT PAY CASH?" BATHROOM IS OUT OF TOILET PAPER "WHAT IS GOOD HERE?" "I DON'T REALLY LIKE BEER." "Are you in school?" "DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING SWEET?" "I AM LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIGHT." "IS *INSERT BEER NAME* COMING BACK?" 'I REMEMBER SITTING BACK THERE..." "How long have you worked here?" ASKS IF WE DO FLIGHTS. "DO YOU HAVE HARD ALCOHOL (OR WINE)?" "HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN HERE?" "CAN I 'TRY' _____?" "Light Ice" SAYS THAT SOMEONE ELSE IS DRIVING. EVERY SEAT AT THE BAR IS TAKEN guest waves or snaps at you something being COVID's fault "WHERE ARE THE CATS?" FINISH A KEG WHILE POURING A BEER MUSIC IS TOO LOUD "I cant taste the alcohol" "DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LIKE *INSERT BEER NAME*." guest drunk upon arrival "I KNOW THE OWNER." "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS WERE BACK HERE!" "I'LL HAVE THE...... *LONG PAUSE*." "I DON'T WANT ANYTHING HOPPY." "WHAT IS _____ LIKE?" guest sits at dirty table/seat someone has an "allergy" that's just preference "CHEERS!" asks for water, doesn't drink it "It's all good, I'm not driving" Pest Spotted guest asks you what you're doing after work "you didn't ask for my ID" - older guest "Make it strong ;)" guest orders before greeting "I'LL TAKE THE IPA (OR HAZY)." "CAN I OPEN A TAB WITH A CARD BUT PAY CASH?" BATHROOM IS OUT OF TOILET PAPER "WHAT IS GOOD HERE?" "I DON'T REALLY LIKE BEER." "Are you in school?" "DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING SWEET?" "I AM LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIGHT." "IS *INSERT BEER NAME* COMING BACK?" 'I REMEMBER SITTING BACK THERE..." "How long have you worked here?" ASKS IF WE DO FLIGHTS. "DO YOU HAVE HARD ALCOHOL (OR WINE)?" "HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN HERE?" "CAN I 'TRY' _____?" "Light Ice" SAYS THAT SOMEONE ELSE IS DRIVING. EVERY SEAT AT THE BAR IS TAKEN guest waves or snaps at you something being COVID's fault "WHERE ARE THE CATS?"
(Print)
FINISH A KEG WHILE POURING A BEER
MUSIC IS TOO LOUD
"I cant taste the alcohol"
"DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LIKE *INSERT BEER NAME*."
guest drunk upon arrival
"I KNOW THE OWNER."
"I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS WERE BACK HERE!"
"I'LL HAVE THE...... *LONG PAUSE*."
"I DON'T WANT ANYTHING HOPPY."
"WHAT IS _____ LIKE?"
guest sits at dirty table/seat
someone has an "allergy" that's just preference
"CHEERS!"
asks for water, doesn't drink it
"It's all good, I'm not driving"
Pest Spotted
guest asks you what you're doing after work
"you didn't ask for my ID" - older guest
"Make it strong ;)"
guest orders before greeting
"I'LL TAKE THE IPA (OR HAZY)."
"CAN I OPEN A TAB WITH A CARD BUT PAY CASH?"
BATHROOM IS OUT OF TOILET PAPER
"WHAT IS GOOD HERE?"
"I DON'T REALLY LIKE BEER."
"Are you in school?"
"DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING SWEET?"
"I AM LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIGHT."
"IS *INSERT BEER NAME* COMING BACK?"
'I REMEMBER SITTING BACK THERE..."
"How long have you worked here?"
ASKS IF WE DO FLIGHTS.
"DO YOU HAVE HARD ALCOHOL (OR WINE)?"
"HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN HERE?"
"CAN I 'TRY' _____?"
"Light Ice"
SAYS THAT SOMEONE ELSE IS DRIVING.
EVERY SEAT AT THE BAR IS TAKEN
guest waves or snaps at you
something being COVID's fault
"WHERE ARE THE CATS?"
