"HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN HERE?" "It's all good, I'm not driving" MUSIC IS TOO LOUD "I KNOW THE OWNER." asks for water, doesn't drink it 'I REMEMBER SITTING BACK THERE..." guest waves or snaps at you "CHEERS!" "I DON'T WANT ANYTHING HOPPY." something being COVID's fault "DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LIKE *INSERT BEER NAME*." "IS *INSERT BEER NAME* COMING BACK?" "WHAT IS _____ LIKE?" BATHROOM IS OUT OF TOILET PAPER guest drunk upon arrival "WHERE ARE THE CATS?" "I cant taste the alcohol" "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS WERE BACK HERE!" Pest Spotted someone has an "allergy" that's just preference "How long have you worked here?" "I DON'T REALLY LIKE BEER." "WHAT IS GOOD HERE?" "Are you in school?" guest asks you what you're doing after work "you didn't ask for my ID" - older guest "CAN I OPEN A TAB WITH A CARD BUT PAY CASH?" "I AM LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIGHT." "CAN I 'TRY' _____?" "Make it strong ;)" SAYS THAT SOMEONE ELSE IS DRIVING. guest orders before greeting "I'LL TAKE THE IPA (OR HAZY)." guest sits at dirty table/seat "DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING SWEET?" "I'LL HAVE THE...... *LONG PAUSE*." ASKS IF WE DO FLIGHTS. "DO YOU HAVE HARD ALCOHOL (OR WINE)?" FINISH A KEG WHILE POURING A BEER EVERY SEAT AT THE BAR IS TAKEN "Light Ice" "HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN HERE?" "It's all good, I'm not driving" MUSIC IS TOO LOUD "I KNOW THE OWNER." asks for water, doesn't drink it 'I REMEMBER SITTING BACK THERE..." guest waves or snaps at you "CHEERS!" "I DON'T WANT ANYTHING HOPPY." something being COVID's fault "DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LIKE *INSERT BEER NAME*." "IS *INSERT BEER NAME* COMING BACK?" "WHAT IS _____ LIKE?" BATHROOM IS OUT OF TOILET PAPER guest drunk upon arrival "WHERE ARE THE CATS?" "I cant taste the alcohol" "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS WERE BACK HERE!" Pest Spotted someone has an "allergy" that's just preference "How long have you worked here?" "I DON'T REALLY LIKE BEER." "WHAT IS GOOD HERE?" "Are you in school?" guest asks you what you're doing after work "you didn't ask for my ID" - older guest "CAN I OPEN A TAB WITH A CARD BUT PAY CASH?" "I AM LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIGHT." "CAN I 'TRY' _____?" "Make it strong ;)" SAYS THAT SOMEONE ELSE IS DRIVING. guest orders before greeting "I'LL TAKE THE IPA (OR HAZY)." guest sits at dirty table/seat "DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING SWEET?" "I'LL HAVE THE...... *LONG PAUSE*." ASKS IF WE DO FLIGHTS. "DO YOU HAVE HARD ALCOHOL (OR WINE)?" FINISH A KEG WHILE POURING A BEER EVERY SEAT AT THE BAR IS TAKEN "Light Ice"
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"HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN HERE?"
"It's all good, I'm not driving"
MUSIC IS TOO LOUD
"I KNOW THE OWNER."
asks for water, doesn't drink it
'I REMEMBER SITTING BACK THERE..."
guest waves or snaps at you
"CHEERS!"
"I DON'T WANT ANYTHING HOPPY."
something being COVID's fault
"DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LIKE *INSERT BEER NAME*."
"IS *INSERT BEER NAME* COMING BACK?"
"WHAT IS _____ LIKE?"
BATHROOM IS OUT OF TOILET PAPER
guest drunk upon arrival
"WHERE ARE THE CATS?"
"I cant taste the alcohol"
"I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS WERE BACK HERE!"
Pest Spotted
someone has an "allergy" that's just preference
"How long have you worked here?"
"I DON'T REALLY LIKE BEER."
"WHAT IS GOOD HERE?"
"Are you in school?"
guest asks you what you're doing after work
"you didn't ask for my ID" - older guest
"CAN I OPEN A TAB WITH A CARD BUT PAY CASH?"
"I AM LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIGHT."
"CAN I 'TRY' _____?"
"Make it strong ;)"
SAYS THAT SOMEONE ELSE IS DRIVING.
guest orders before greeting
"I'LL TAKE THE IPA (OR HAZY)."
guest sits at dirty table/seat
"DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING SWEET?"
"I'LL HAVE THE...... *LONG PAUSE*."
ASKS IF WE DO FLIGHTS.
"DO YOU HAVE HARD ALCOHOL (OR WINE)?"
FINISH A KEG WHILE POURING A BEER
EVERY SEAT AT THE BAR IS TAKEN
"Light Ice"
